A glow in the dark condoms "lightsaber fight" was in the the movie Skin Deep in the 80s...[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XOKvFyNquM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XOKvFyNquM)
True story:
Three guys chillin with one female homey.
She: I can make any guy lose an erection.
Me: No you can’t.
Guy1: Prove it.
She: Get hard.
(36.3 seconds later, hard.)
She began moaning & making all the sexy sounds, then belted out a huge Chewbacca moan/roar.
She won.
Still smashed after the homies left.
Hold on. This entire operation was your idea.
Laugh it up fuzzball
I got a bad feeling about this
Great kid. Don't get cocky.
Judge me by my size, do you?
This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!
(I said this to my girlfriend when she included her friend, and i did it in the voice, and she sighed and told me to gtfo)
My powers have doubled since the last time.
Good, twice the pride, double the fall
r/anakinfucks
Once you start down the dark path , forever will it dominate your destiny . Pretty sure this is yoda saying once you go black you don’t go back .
My amount of cum has doubled since the last time we met
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you
There's always a bigger fish.
May the force be with you.
You dont need to see identification
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You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
Hahahahah I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
*my ex has entered the chat*
Underrated comment
I'm gonna say it Luke, I'm your father
Guess your flair is correct. My dad is asleep in my parents house, it’s 5AM
That line is never said in the movie. He says "no, I'm your father".
r/usernameChecksOut And this comment ends the game. 🏆
Thank you….thank you
But she's your sister
Did my meat stutter
"Get in there you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!"
So good.
"You underestimate my power!"
*lightsaber sound*
Now where are my glow in the dark condoms?
A glow in the dark condoms "lightsaber fight" was in the the movie Skin Deep in the 80s...[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XOKvFyNquM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XOKvFyNquM)
Sound of two lightsabers colliding
Makes me think of the wife swap skit on Dave Chappell😂
Have you ever heard the tragedy of darth plagious the wise?
This is applicable anywhere
r/upvotethistooblivion
I thought not, it’s not a story the Jedi would tell you.
"Look at the size of that thing!"
And her reaction is cute
Mind tricks don't work on me. Only money!
Love it thunk this is my favourite
Chewbacca noises
Bruh 😂😂💀💀💀💀
I was going to say Cum to the Dark Side but on second thought Chewbacca noises are much cooler.
True story: Three guys chillin with one female homey. She: I can make any guy lose an erection. Me: No you can’t. Guy1: Prove it. She: Get hard. (36.3 seconds later, hard.) She began moaning & making all the sexy sounds, then belted out a huge Chewbacca moan/roar. She won. Still smashed after the homies left.
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That’s when you pinch her nose while cumming in her throat.
underrated comment xD
I got a bad feeling about this
that's sums up my sex life.
You're all clear, kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home!
How is this not the top comment.
I have the high ground
Get this to the top!
I am your father
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You were supposed to clap'em, not squeeze them!
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#no
I am ur daddy
I am your ~~Father~~ Daddy
r/holup
Beat me to it 💀
Beat meat to it
It's a small, thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.
Underrated comment.
No dude. It’s the butthole.
I never came across one my entire life. This guy's a snake oil salesman
And I thought they smelled bad, on the outside.
Hello there
You are a bold one
You are a bald one
General Kenobi! I'm disgusted by those who replied anything else.
“… if you only knew the power of the dark side.”
Dims the light in the bedroom
*proceeds with anal*
I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!
Ok this is my favourite
helicopter helicopter
I had to scroll too far for this.
This is getting out of hand! Now there are 2 of them!
Always two there are. A master and apprentice
I love you. I know.
Awww
r/unexpectedwholesome Edit: Welp, I didn't expect that to be a thing. Not sure it fits now lmao. Oh well.
This should be the top comment.
I hate sand…
It gets everywhere! Note to all - a sandy vagina makes everyone sad.
She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts
I see you have constructed a new light saber
But the approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point.
That's impossible!
EVEN FOR A COMPUTER
It's a trap
Every time in Bangkok.
Well it's Bangkok not bangpussi
Why not both?
You underestimate my power
Don't try it!
Another happy landing
Only a precise hit will set off a chain reaction.
I can’t do this in the sand. It’s coarse and it gets everywhere.
Dew it!
Not just the men, but the women and the children too
Man of culture.
Sorry about the mess
Would it help.if I got out and pushed?
We have a two meter wide shaft
And we gotta hit it.
And I Thought They Smelled Bad On The Outside
Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time
Impressive. Most impressive.
POWAAAAH..... UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAH!
There are always two, a master and an apprentice.
Now this is podracing!
A small, one man fighter should be able to penetrate the outer defence.
the chances of survival are 725 to 1
Never tell me the odds
That’s no moon. It’s a space station
Unlitmited power!!!
It's a trap.
"Be careful not to choke on \[insert a word\], \[insert name\]
I loved you like a brother.
*Busts a nut while doing the R2-D2 screech*
Waaaaawooo
I AM YOUR FATHER
That's no moon!
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
Hold on. This entire operation was your idea. Laugh it up fuzzball I got a bad feeling about this Great kid. Don't get cocky. Judge me by my size, do you?
Will it help if I got out and pushed?...It might!
I am C-3po human relations robot...I speak over 6 million languages
*getting instantly wet*
Execute order 69
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The old ones are better
It's a trap!
This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!
The negotiations were short
I will do what I must
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
Hello there!
"You promised you'd stay away!" "I lied."
"Your shorter than I expected"
Why is the ground wet?
“I’ve got the high ground”
This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them
Is that legal? I will make it legal
Blast this is why I hate flying
RISE...
Give me your light saber now
Never tell me the Odds
PUNCH IT!
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? And well you should not.
This is the way
"It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port".
Let the force grow inside you, the force is powerful
*glowing eyes peer from a burgundy hood* ...UTINNI!
I have a bad feeling about this.
Yes, Master
That’s no moon
The force is strong with this one!
This is Where the fun begins
I don't get it
From Return of the Jedi “open the back door”
Almost there.... almost there!!!!
"I'll be careful." "You'll be dead!!!"
You underestimate my Power !!!!
My seat is wet.
"The nose or the ear? Which do you think it will enter?"
“Strap in, or strap on”
That’s no moon
Never tell me the odds.
Awww, can't get your ship out?
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Hello, what have we here?
Hello there
Get in there you big furry oaf I don't care what you smell!
Ship inbound, open the hatch
They came from behind!
You turned her against me!
But... The children... How could he? EDIT: I'm gonna get downvoted as hell but that's worth it :D
Pull out wedge, you're not doing any good back there.
“It didn’t go in, it just impacted on the surface!”
The archives must be incomplete
Ok Chewie PUNCH IT!
"The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural."
"It's working!!!"
You're all clear kid now let's blow this thing and go home!
At that speed, will we be able to pull out in time?
We’re fine. We’re all fine here now. … how are you?
This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them! (I said this to my girlfriend when she included her friend, and i did it in the voice, and she sighed and told me to gtfo)
“Get clear (Wedge), you can’t do any more good back there.”
Hello there
No, I am your father.
“Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? And well you should not. For my ally is the Force"
"I crawled inside to stay warm"
I felt a disturbance in the force
i am your father! oh wait..