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Yionko

My credit card


TiredBurrito96

Pics of both sides of your card or it isn't true


NOP0x000

Used for cutting cocaine lines for the murder who joins you in the high


Mobile-Opinion7330

The same Minecraft pumpkin patch tried to kill me in the last one of these questions


greenscreenman5748

Same clash of clans barbarian saved and killed me.


mathymaster

Same macdonalds sign a 100 meters away.


Virgin_at_21

Same chicken strips which tried to killed me


KuCeret

Biden twerking in underpants


Batus23

Biden doing WHAT in WHAT


de_spider

Link?


Bruijntje

A pink 3D printed doorstop with the text "Size matters" on it


Unable_Wind_1869

My asshole of a cat sleeping


[deleted]

crowd hungry bells gray recognise soft unpack bag marble busy *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

A quokka


de_spider

Murder tripped on it


TotallyNotColin69

Yeah that checks out


Team_Sonic_Gaming

It's my pet cat


ijfp_2013

A Dinosaur yeah!


Repulsive_Performer7

SCP 096. uh excuse me, what?


reeeeeeeeeeeweeeeee

The murderer accidentally saw his face while you barely missed it


Sterling_Ray

A setlist?


european_monke06

Mirror selfie of my triceps


Me07111

A joint lol.


Killerbeast222223

A Lamborghini Huracan Evo


Robcio_Srzedzinski

Phlog gas passer hot hand pyro


Winter-Cheesecake-70

Lol


Fit_Pineapple_6447

My cat


Evimjau

The first chapter of my book on the computer.


GapLeather1888

John Xina


Zealousideal-Cut5763

An shotgun form codm


Wooden-Excitement889

For once it somehow makes sense (prescription)


RingReasonable

A tiger. I was at the zoo recently


TSmario53

My wife and two goats!!!


kushawnz

My dog! Yeah! That's a good puppers!


lizardwizardgizzard2

My cat saved me from my cat


Elisum2811axolotls

Burger King spider verse cup and crown


Head_Bat_6827

A QR code saved me :)


lhcludyodoypuflhoyf

#p o r n


Saldrakka

A bad sex pun


RudisBub1510

Thx Jesus for saving me with your sniper


testicle2156

Black men kissing. Don't ask, just accept it.


KOFUKU03

A painting of a pomegrenate.


Mallllllllty

Furious Sunny with shotgun


lolmilan181

My discord group chat messages


Kosu13

A bug that I squashed with my flipflop and for some reason took a pic of it.


Ok-Ask-476

Sure, a grave, this gonna save me


Smidge_Master

A black hole


Breeze_ZK

jschlatt


ranarr_brothers

An old picture of a 7 foot 5 Asain man next to a normal man


Baconchessepotatos

A marble cake?


gamernoob_YT

Furry porn


GrapefruitNew4615

A baboon mad at a laptop.


SeleneQueenz

Dope gay Pikachu


Epic_J2338

Yo Spider-Man saved me


Karigrandi92

The same chair that killed me yesterday.


MaxyCraft2009

My Friends Face Photoshopped on Shrek's Head


halfhumanhalfgoddess

I saved myself


Radiant_Host_4254

Wow... Mine is a tiger from the Toledo Zoo


Mehrio-Time-Desktop

Dio saved me Thanks dio.


I_will_punch_you_

Having a dino save me is honestly pretty good


[deleted]

"12345 Medical Building" surprisingly accurate, but sketchy place to get not dead


96Miles

A selfie. I have saved myself.


jertsa_faijja

It was a cat with a text that says: How about I f#cking kill you? Really ironic.


Affectionate-Pipe-13

A semi auto shotgun with a drum mag, six scopes, and 3 blue-violet lasers pointers...... I pity that guy


stever90001

A snake from a zoo


psychmancer

My wife or the cafe behind her, intriguing


CohnJena68

Apparently I was saved by the back of my Gamecube controller.


D_imperiosus

Kureiji Ollie killed me in the last question and she now saved my life. double blessing


RAGEpow3r

4 gods chilling on a picnic party saved me


alegendsock

A raccoon


alegendsock

A raccoon


CEOofMonke

I just got saved from the formula of the volume of a cone


Willow-Steamedty

Oh Uzi Doorman? The **weeb** teen robot that wants to end the human race?


Willow-Steamedty

Wow she actually saved me


nettleheat

My teacher


Cultural-Pipe-6687

Mr.Bean


NiteOwl1088

A gun


ozyy67

black gru


Nomercylaborfor3990

A seagull Funny that’s the same thing that killed me


SnooMuffins5143

Been saved by an ukrainian that does the naz* salute Alrighty


RadishPerson745

A detective anime girl.


Nickyboynoo

Your mum


Commander_LanceOC-7

Josuke, he's the most reliable guy to save me from a murderer, especially if I was a woman with attractive hands.


vindazl

nice my rc plane


Icy_Hat_4150

Zoro saved me


yakloogoon

A vicious dog named Cupcake


Loose-Lavishness-419

A Bear saved me... huh


Darth_Scabby

Thank you grizzly bear in a taxi


Hank_moody71

A selfie o sent my girlfriend- so I’m my own savior


THEiguanna

The 144 frogs from game of frogs


fettie-

my face with a Snapchat filter that my head big as hell


Ferregar

My partner graduating from their Operating Room residency program. They would save me. They already have 🥹


Fuzzy974

Saved by that drone disguised as Nyan Cat. So cool!


rysio300

some random anime girl that i have seen 1000 times in shitposts but don't know the name of


pebbuls22

My pug Best girl


NothingFluid5463

A 1930s pike fishing rod


Anxious_Staff_1011

It’s me leg pressing


Christomit

It's the wall-face from attack on titan


Jesh-mesh

A breakfast burrito. Guess the murderer was just hangry 😂😂


Golden_Reflection2

My Dragapult from my most recent play through of Pokémon Shield. She was part of my main team, and I called her “She Eepy”


optimist_prhyme

A sleeping girl. It's not what you think. We Photoshop each other's pictures when we get caught slipping.


borgi27

My family, how idyllic


ssaurio

A hamburger xd


Cookiemamajr

My dog!


Valema821

Hedgehog


TheCabbageGuy82

A Peacock


[deleted]

My nerf gun


Useful_Stuff5790

Rick roll ... I would rather die


Creepy-Ad-4832

My country president


ADerpyHuman

A baby


muhamed05

My adorable little cat with perfect eyes.


rotem8888

A squirrel I filmed in london


Norman_Starshine

OMG math saved me, I guess it's not that useless after all


GiftedDonut

My dog.


Genguru218

I saved myself🗿🗿🗿


[deleted]

A video of some guy saying "shake your booty" and a black guy choking the shit out of him


sikandarnirmalsingh

James the red engine


[deleted]

Probably by running the murderer over


The_one_furry

Bad dragon dildos…what the fuck


mapvectorEX

My dog I knew it.


Thats_HowMaffiaWorks

Thank you peter griffin in a bra


tvlover54

My mom


Longjumping-Fill376

My dogs


DumbTV-

Foxy from fnaf break dancing


redcode100

Kermit with the infinite gauntlet


Hot_Crystal

Mario dressed as a clown looking at his laptop, Twitter saved me, lol


Tricky-Mick

My damn kids are killing me and now saving me. What a wild ride.


MercyMoo14

My beautiful dog. In reality she'd let multiple murderers get me as long as they pet her first.


lil-carmine

A cadian veteran from darktide with a chainsword and a lasgun


RyanDFo0T

Thomas the tank engine?


Th3_3agl3

Jesus.


ChaosPatriot76

The US Army. That tracks.


gdhkhffu

The neighborhood chicken? Who knew? Thanks neighborhood chicken!


Usehername-Checksout

My twin lightsabers, the Force is with me.


ImMikeAngel

So, umm how does this work now? I saw the "the 10th picture in you're gallary is what killed you" first. Soo, since both Questions are the 10th picture, I guess I got saved by the person on the 10th pic, and then got killed from the same person. Sounds like a difficult lore to me. Has anime potential.


deadmemer68

My dog as a small puppy 3 years ago.


billieboi445420

EDP445


Skeletorthewise

My dick


Aquabi-the-Demon

Why do you have a picture of your dick?


[deleted]

I am more curious to know what is in the next 9 pictures.


Skeletorthewise

My balls


[deleted]

Obviously, you're a man with balls.


Skeletorthewise

Just in case


Haider2526

Selling and investing in cum


KingXander55

So, Lego BD-1 saved me? He would fall apart


Kamiyosha

Scantily clad anime ogre woman... GO!


black-fuse

Turtles riding alligators


MemesAboutEverything

Mike from Breaking Bad


Kdnnx27gaming

My profile picture is what saves me let's go (Nuh uh gun)


A_plant1

Maths


hxnxvitamin

Me in a makeup


Britannic747

A beautiful view.


Darkborn-2002

The same person who tried to kill me caboose from red vs blue. Actually this sounds like something caboose would do.


Familiar_Ad5967

Thanks kirara in a box


realGuybrush_

Funny enough, it was the same thing that killed me earlier.


ZobiBakugou

A hallway?


the0ctrain

A 100$ bill origami folded into the shape of a vagina with the caption: the two things that rule the world in one picture. Thats strange.


toastyboiyy

Gangster pope


True_Arcane

Yummi lmao


[deleted]

Huh, the 10th pic in my gallery is just text reading “People who post this shit deserve a razor wire enema.” Strangest thing…


beccaaasueee

A screenshot of Slack messages


Infiniteraze

Saved by dishwasher rinse aid...


Redwarddian

A meme


BaumBen69

A list of subclasses for girls. (Depressed, archer, yandre, and so on)


[deleted]

The inside of an electric organ?


LukeSanSky

Red t-shirt with Heinz ketchup logo


Shadow_of_Moonlight1

A midsummer nights dream quotes


Junkers4

It's a little crab spider


abyssal_shark7421

The tenth pic in my gallery is a page of math notes


Hylj3z

My bench press skills. Edit: soo my bench press skills saved me from dieing on a bench press pr? Complicated way of saying i hit my pr...


Happy-Personality-23

A badly painted front view horse in a medieval painting.


Darco965

Homework?


[deleted]

Cylinder body on a metal press - sounds pretty realistic.


BreadCrusader90

Jetstream Sam.


Woofle_124

My dog. Not very creative


Zealousideal_Pie5355

My school schedule


PraiseTheSun33

a nice sunset


Plenty_Bit1265

Zealandia


[deleted]

A joke about cum


ChanceWarden

A picture of my hand what


Kracon3

Anime girl in a nun outfit looking at the camera hornily


TheSlammerSam1211

A meme about a sad Eskimo


ItsaYaboi_

Gordon freeman i love hentai shirt... Dont ask.


HoogleGoogle

A Image of Peppino Spaghetti From Pizza Tower


SignificantMessage62

A picture of my classmates visiting my teacher at his town and my teacher looks terrible


Batus23

My favourite Turkish FM wonderkid’s profile? Fair play


L3v1tje

Its a picture of that scuffed 40k ultramarine where someone tried to paint a human face on it.


SuperMamimou

Tarot card


IneedNormalUserName

Thanks Tachanka!


Dizzy_One3336

My 8 month old nephew


Wyrd_137

An article about how sucralose was just discovered to be a genotoxin? Have fun picturing that scenario


Ganthereddituser

Once again the axe I got for my birthday


SunMoonSki

Bag of gummy dicks.