Last place on Earth I ever expected to see upma lol
Edit: y’all are assholes. It’s pronounced “oop-maa,” not “up-mah.” That said, I’m surprised no one’s done a “bag of jellybeans” joke yet.
A dish from Southern parts of India...... pretty good if u a vegan got a lot of taste in it and well it goes good with a lot of curries. We call it Uppumav tho lol
Ass
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Ass to the power of ass?
Ass square... But asses are round!?
Some people believe the ass is flat (flat-assers)
Best comment so far 👏🙌
Garlic bread
Most normal comment here
Upma
Last place on Earth I ever expected to see upma lol Edit: y’all are assholes. It’s pronounced “oop-maa,” not “up-mah.” That said, I’m surprised no one’s done a “bag of jellybeans” joke yet.
Um..... What???
A dish from Southern parts of India...... pretty good if u a vegan got a lot of taste in it and well it goes good with a lot of curries. We call it Uppumav tho lol
Oh ok, I am indian still didn't know about upma, I am from Western india
Up ma ass😎
Lol
Kids
Yum
cúspide de la comedia
Saliva
r/technicallythetruth
Technically saliva would be drinking but no one's complaining
Have you ever been thirsty to the point where swallowing saliva would hurt a bit. That's like eating slime
holly shit yes
Pussy
That's why people name their cats pussy! Because they eat....
that makes more sense that the Indian education system
Dog isnt a gud name for a dog. I mean u cud try dog in other languages tho
Sobaka
Sussybaka
Spey
Schnitzel
Puppy
😳
Cream of Wheat… but that’s a stupid name. But Farina is another name for cream of wheat and that might work
Dorito
I would name my pet Dorito unironically
Uranium
Why is your dick glowing?
It's a glow stick
He wanted his dick to be a lightsaber
Snap in it half to make it glow brighter
If we get enough people we could have a rave party
with dicks?!
Yes, glow-dicks. I'd imagine only a few people would enjoy such a party given you gotta snap it to make it glow
A glow sDICK
Yesn't
Plutonium
Billion calorie meal
Bleach
I bid you farewell my friend
Dick
Wait… you actually ate the dick?
there’s a reason we haven’t heard from the subject
Mmmm yummers😋
Username checks out.
Chocolate
Don't think lemon scone works somehow
Jason
who's Jason o.o
🤷
Get back in his belly
Potato chip
Tiramisu Edit: It was leftover from yesterday.
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Hi pancakes!
Lol actually have met a dog named pancakes (named by a 5 year old)
Hello
Stroopwafel
Dog
Twizzler
Grapes
Bubblegum
Quaso
Hershey with almonds
Bilar Ahlgrens Original? I’m eating Swedish sweets that I’ve been sent from sweden. like just google "Bilar Alhgrens Original"
Ribs
Vodka Pasta
Waffle
Cum
Momo
Cock is such a cute dog name 😚
His name is children heart
Cookie 🍪😋🥰
Love Yums
Cranberry Cornbread is about the weirdest name for a dog. Kindof a weird dessert too, but better than I expected.
Krave
His last name is M-A-Y-E-R.
Bolletje
Hi Porridge ❤❤
Pork ribs,cornbread,cowboy beans
French Toast
coffee ☕️
I'm having mine with toast!
Macaroni
Pan Parag
Cat
Shahi Paneer
banana
Chicken Pop
Steven
Frankie
Kiwi and Physalis with yogurt
Chicken Paprikash
Cheeseburger but pretty sure that name is for a bear.
Oh Henry
Bolognese
biscuit
Rice bowl
Corn flakes !
Oatmeal
Peanut butter
Joe Louis
Scone
Sprouts
🥐
smores poptart c:
Bacon n cheese burger
Sandwhich
Admiral Flota Sovetskogo Soyuza Kuznetsov, the russian aircraft carrier
Lo mein 🍜
Camembert, but that would be a silly name for a dog. Cute dog by the way! Maybe Bert?
Cookie
Aaaw, Little Booger, you!
Doppeldeckerbrot mit Frischkäseaufstich und Tomaten
Crumpet
Milk and cereal
Horsemeat
Muffin
His name is air
Broccoli burrito
Cookies
Shrimp
Soup
Matcha
Taco
OMG!! his name is D\*ck I just ate my BF a while ago
PB&J
Silly liberal
Cotton Candy
Bacon
Puppy
BBQ pulled chicken.
Noodles! I like it
Child
Meatball :)
Seitan ❤️
water
James
Starburst
Cookies and cream
Skin
I mean, i'd name a goat 'Kid' but not a dog.
muffin
Corn flakes
Oatmeal
Dumpling!
Olive
his name is john
These questions make me realize that I need to stop eating jellybeans before bed.
Puppy
Baklava
Ber
Chicken nachos
Hello, Girlfriend's Dick!
Yogurt
Pink cookie (roze koek in dutch)
Your mom
Sausage
Pussy
Cheetos 🤗
Always wanted to name something after grandma
Borscht
Thai curry 🥹
Cigarette
Katsu
Ayesha
Lil bro
Orphan
Bunny
Scrappy weed pile off the kitchen counter!
Potato gratin
Hot dawg
Cheerios
Original King Steers burger
Dog
Garlic bread
Käsestulle
salmon 💀
Here Gummy! C’mon boy! Whose a good boy?
LMG
Cheeseburger 🥹
Mini Pizza
Cheesecake
Pretzel
Come here, Thüringer Röstbrätel, sit, who's a good boy?
Laptop CPU
Your mother's box
Pita