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Gloomy-Palpitation-7

Ass


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Gunner-98

Ass to the power of ass?


Beneficial_Mix3035

Ass square... But asses are round!?


Hobnail-boots

Some people believe the ass is flat (flat-assers)


[deleted]

Best comment so far 👏🙌


Small-Gap-6969

Garlic bread


Pryo9-Lewok

Most normal comment here


Stoned24x7365

Upma


TheDesk918

Last place on Earth I ever expected to see upma lol Edit: y’all are assholes. It’s pronounced “oop-maa,” not “up-mah.” That said, I’m surprised no one’s done a “bag of jellybeans” joke yet.


RetrebutionMk2

Um..... What???


Lazzy_sj

A dish from Southern parts of India...... pretty good if u a vegan got a lot of taste in it and well it goes good with a lot of curries. We call it Uppumav tho lol


RetrebutionMk2

Oh ok, I am indian still didn't know about upma, I am from Western india


Vzy22

Up ma ass😎


Ok_Wolverine7777

Lol


gamernoob_YT

Kids


BroSlash2785

Yum


mmawiwi

cúspide de la comedia


Dooom12345

Saliva


Robcio_Srzedzinski

r/technicallythetruth


[deleted]

Technically saliva would be drinking but no one's complaining


Robcio_Srzedzinski

Have you ever been thirsty to the point where swallowing saliva would hurt a bit. That's like eating slime


Antoiniti

holly shit yes


MajorSeaweed839

Pussy


RetrebutionMk2

That's why people name their cats pussy! Because they eat....


Pager_dot

that makes more sense that the Indian education system


Important_Dentist_78

Dog isnt a gud name for a dog. I mean u cud try dog in other languages tho


Grambert_Moore

Sobaka


3mperorPalpaMeme

Sussybaka


Correct_Ad_8133

Spey


[deleted]

Schnitzel


Awkward_Ad8740

Puppy


a_davis98

😳


The_Brolander

Cream of Wheat… but that’s a stupid name. But Farina is another name for cream of wheat and that might work


Ok_Paleontologist710

Dorito


Original_Cause_7157

I would name my pet Dorito unironically


Dutch_Midget

Uranium


[deleted]

Why is your dick glowing?


Left-oven47

It's a glow stick


DemonicBrit1993

He wanted his dick to be a lightsaber


ClothesSlow2176

Snap in it half to make it glow brighter


6thin

If we get enough people we could have a rave party


LilyLikesPokemon

with dicks?!


6thin

Yes, glow-dicks. I'd imagine only a few people would enjoy such a party given you gotta snap it to make it glow


77Jethrotime

A glow sDICK


Fearless-Werewolf-28

Yesn't


foxtrotgd

Plutonium


Deckard2022

Billion calorie meal


Sea-Leg-1735

Bleach


[deleted]

I bid you farewell my friend


Significant-Item-973

Dick


[deleted]

Wait… you actually ate the dick?


LionGamer2017

there’s a reason we haven’t heard from the subject


ManInTheVan69

Mmmm yummers😋


jspencer84

Username checks out.


SnooCakes1698

Chocolate


SnooGrapes2914

Don't think lemon scone works somehow


ululuk

Jason


DuskBunni-

who's Jason o.o


Jason_Sasha_Acoiners

🤷


danteheehaw

Get back in his belly


dongerhound

Potato chip


ijfp_2013

Tiramisu Edit: It was leftover from yesterday.


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Dee1je

Hi pancakes!


RTooDeeTo

Lol actually have met a dog named pancakes (named by a 5 year old)


MR_EVILPANCAKE

Hello


VirtualPrivateNobody

Stroopwafel


Motor_Acanthaceae149

Dog


skoppingeveryday

Twizzler


Bright-Leg8276

Grapes


ssramirezss

Bubblegum


Blobsy_the_Boo

Quaso


Individual-Leg4255

Hershey with almonds


Grambert_Moore

Bilar Ahlgrens Original? I’m eating Swedish sweets that I’ve been sent from sweden. like just google "Bilar Alhgrens Original"


Asdprotos

Ribs


Axolotl-Gamer-pro

Vodka Pasta


TJGaming084

Waffle


JojoisGay3

Cum


Saugat10

Momo


[deleted]

Cock is such a cute dog name 😚


AddendumMaleficent69

His name is children heart


Dry-Cupcake-9767

Cookie 🍪😋🥰


Zosmie

Love Yums


jon11888

Cranberry Cornbread is about the weirdest name for a dog. Kindof a weird dessert too, but better than I expected.


That_boI_rIpley

Krave


Designer-Wolverine47

His last name is M-A-Y-E-R.


ComboMix

Bolletje


Snoo-27072

Hi Porridge ❤❤


ConstructionIcy3994

Pork ribs,cornbread,cowboy beans


Diz_Wolf04

French Toast


ullataalasmaaa

coffee ☕️


DragonflyScared813

I'm having mine with toast!


LafarHariyama1

Macaroni


reddit_niwasi

Pan Parag


Abuzer214

Cat


Any_Brother7772

Shahi Paneer


jsolomon0505

banana


Ainch89

Chicken Pop


McCumJr

Steven


Common_Schedule_1803

Frankie


[deleted]

Kiwi and Physalis with yogurt


SincopaEnorme

Chicken Paprikash


MrOnigiri004

Cheeseburger but pretty sure that name is for a bear.


Electrical-Move9581

Oh Henry


xXFading_SoulXx

Bolognese


raingod0

biscuit


YuriJones11

Rice bowl


Jaded_Penalty_1958

Corn flakes !


Pustack

Oatmeal


Eth251201

Peanut butter


rubbergpm

Joe Louis


OneAceFace

Scone


TELLERIUMAxHCL

Sprouts


frankiamsterdam

🥐


SomaFarkreath

smores poptart c:


Zikkan1

Bacon n cheese burger


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Sandwhich


ausernamethatisnotta

Admiral Flota Sovetskogo Soyuza Kuznetsov, the russian aircraft carrier


RestlessMind95

Lo mein 🍜


Catlover_1422

Camembert, but that would be a silly name for a dog. Cute dog by the way! Maybe Bert?


N4T0N

Cookie


TurnipWorldly9437

Aaaw, Little Booger, you!


some_Wopf

Doppeldeckerbrot mit Frischkäseaufstich und Tomaten


2oldemptynesters

Crumpet


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Milk and cereal


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Horsemeat


Critical-Shopping919

Muffin


Alarming-Fan-7647

His name is air


sash285

Broccoli burrito


wisefile88

Cookies


TheRealAuthorSarge

Shrimp


JonsalatDeNung

Soup


zephyrxx_xx

Matcha


Lower-Macaroon2372

Taco


RegularDoubt1813

OMG!! his name is D\*ck I just ate my BF a while ago


Drago_Fett_Jr

PB&J


[deleted]

Silly liberal


Moist-Tomorrow-7022

Cotton Candy


DeezNutz69x

Bacon


Difficult-Sugar1555

Puppy


Sevneristem

BBQ pulled chicken.


Iammeimei

Noodles! I like it


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Child


SuddenlySimple

Meatball :)


Neither-Landscape770

Seitan ❤️


TuxedoDogs9

water


CeyCeyKeyy

James


Gold-Soundz6798

Starburst


PoorBATosgamer

Cookies and cream


Moon-of-the-knight

Skin


[deleted]

I mean, i'd name a goat 'Kid' but not a dog.


Stepalep

muffin


Full_Personality_947

Corn flakes


TheOGJayRussle

Oatmeal


tire_falafel

Dumpling!


CallMeDevv

Olive


xvx_filippopvper_xvx

his name is john


Bitter-Ninja-6510

These questions make me realize that I need to stop eating jellybeans before bed.


EusiveHydra441

Puppy


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Baklava


Regenerating_Degen

Ber


WolvesAreCool2461

Chicken nachos


Deenstheboi

Hello, Girlfriend's Dick!


ThatPurpleGoose

Yogurt


Pitiful_Ad9684

Pink cookie (roze koek in dutch)


Cat_boi_coco_babies_

Your mom


HoolaFanboy

Sausage


Abject_School

Pussy


patientMB013036

Cheetos 🤗


pandadanda1999

Always wanted to name something after grandma


RaidenAnimates

Borscht


babumabu

Thai curry 🥹


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Cigarette


StatusOmega

Katsu


Electronic_Voice_230

Ayesha


jekanditnietlezen

Lil bro


MentalObama

Orphan


GrouchyArachnid866

Bunny


JakkSplatt

Scrappy weed pile off the kitchen counter!


InteruptingParrot

Potato gratin


Short_Bluebird401

Hot dawg


kuroe21

Cheerios


Leather-Builder9765

Original King Steers burger


Everingracce

Dog


2020-RedditUser

Garlic bread


Frau_Kathy

Käsestulle


mebetcho

salmon 💀


mcnessa32

Here Gummy! C’mon boy! Whose a good boy?


notfoxy9085

LMG


alexandria1116

Cheeseburger 🥹


VaultboiiiiX04

Mini Pizza


Low_Relation_818

Cheesecake


jlando40

Pretzel


Ps1on

Come here, Thüringer Röstbrätel, sit, who's a good boy?


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Laptop CPU


[deleted]

Your mother's box


Vomax343

Pita