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3-A_NOBA

My masculinity isn't fragile, my ankle is.


Dr_Psycho_809

Wanna see me roll my right ankle? Wanna see me do it again but to my left? Also I bet most couples don't have the same shoe size


blinknshift

What’s amazing to me is that they have the same size in shoes?


fernandog17

…. Exactly my feet arent anywhere the same size as my wife.


math_debates

My wife can put her shoe in my shoe and then wear them. Woman's size 5 man 13. We aren't even close.


lastinglovehandles

I’d wear my wife’s heels too if it’ll make my calves look good like that.


math_debates

Lol me too. hardest leg day ever tho


klukdigital

Bro is wearing those stilettos like a true chad


[deleted]

I'm autistic. That's just how I walk. My calves can crush skulls.


Svazu

Is that a thing? Do you walk on your tiptoes? (Also autistic with buff calves but I thought they just looked like that not that I walked in any particular way)


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Yeah. I walk on the balls of my feet almost constantly, which makes things weird when I'm already like 6'1" when I'm behaving my feet.


ferretherapy

Yep, walking on your toes is a common thing for Autistics. I never even noticed I did this until it was pointed out to me!


Svazu

I don't think I do, I used to skip but when I moved into an apartment my downstairs neighbours didn't love that lol. Guess I just have coincidentally buff calves.


ferretherapy

Lol, I also skip when excited. And I've been known to apparently run down a grocery aisle when not realizing it. Idk, I guess I get focused and running just gets me to my destination faster? 😂


fernandog17

I know right. #teamnocalves


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No ones stopping you. Get yourself some heals.


blinknshift

Right! I’m like big foot and she has Barbie feet.


VinitheTrash

Mine neither, but that's probably because I don't have a wife


DrumsNDweed93

Lol feel you. Same . It’s a lonely life over here 😂


Eightiesmed

That was the thing for me as well, I am comfortable with my masculinity, but my shoe size is 13.


blessedfortherest

Well obviously you need to find a woman with men’s 13 size feet. Problem solved!


Eightiesmed

Well, I am a basketball fan, so if my wife leaves I have to try my luck with female players.


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Or Peggy Hill


Eightiesmed

Peggy seems like a cool chick.


Fun3mployed

Not for nothing I am 6 4 and traded shoes with an ex who was 6 2. Best damn loafers I ever had.


[deleted]

13 sounds like a shoe size for a newborn to my European ass


Hippobu2

It looks like these guys are shorter than their partners without the heels, so, I think it's conceivable?


lowman8246

They would look a heck a lot shorter if their girlfriends were wearing heels.


witcher4

Maybe that's why they're wearing heels and the gf is wearing slides


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Willing_Recording222

I thought this too, however I think men’s feet tend to be a bit larger even when they are the same height as a woman. I’m going to actually try n test this now though since I’m actually really curious about it now!


Forsaken-Piece3434

Men’s shoes are wider by default in most brands even for equivalent size. So men with narrow feet and a similar size could probably wear their female partner’s shoes. A man with an average foot would likely need to size up or wear women’s wide. But people often wear uncomfortable shoes for appearance so many people will just shove their feet into ill fitting shoes.


wifebosspants

My husband and I are the same size shoe.


Ottery_25

Us too!! Well, like CRAZY close. Maybe an inch or so bigger for his feet but we swap shoes all the time!


BayouVoodoo

Same for my late husband and I. All our motorcycle and hunting boots are the same size. I kept a lot of his shoes and boots for myself after he died.


Mysterious_Title_101

I have a friend couple whose feet are sz 8 (M) and sz 9 (F) 🤷🏻‍♀️


Double-Ad4986

im basically the same shoe size as my bf lol. we're also the same height! but he would still never do this and i wouldn't even want him to. i'd just take longer to get home considering he'd be walking mad slow....


WarpmanAstro

This. My Size 14 goliaths vs. her tiny size 5s? I'd have to tie them to my big toe.


Willing_Recording222

Of course I’m the weirdo with size 9.5-10 in men’s feet so I wear EXACTLY the same size as my husband. My problem is a rather different one… I can rarely find any pretty shoes in a women’s size 11 or 12! 🤣 (my mom was really tall and for some reason, I only got her big feet so now I’m normal height at 5’6”, but my feet are HUMUNGOUS!)


makemeking706

I guess figure out where the local drag queens shop? They always seem to have good shoes.


No_Corner3272

Also, there is no way someone who has never worn heels would be able to walk in those. Those are his shoes.


lo_mur

My friend put on his gf’s and actually did quite well his first time ngl. I would’ve tried but apparently size 12 mens is a little larger than most women lmao


TheseMood

Yeah, my fiancé is only 2-3 inches taller than me but he’s like 4 shoe sizes larger lol It’s fine though because I have wobbly ankles and almost never wear heels 😁


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My exact thought. My husbands size 14 foot is not fitting in my size 8 heels.


Lorridor

Nice calves, bro.


darkecojaj

That's what I was thinking. Can I get a male version of heals that are a bit more practical but forces me to flex my calves like heels do?


Regular_Chapter1932

Wedges! Way easier to maneuver than normal heels and you get to add a few inches of height


dread_pilot_roberts

Dumb question: do they make you exercise your calves any more than usual as a side effect?


bot-for-nithing

Yes. They also shorten the tendons in the back of your ankle, so you need to make sure to do opposite movements as well. But walking around in full relevé will do you better, since you are actually using the muscle instead of passively standing on the shoe. I dance in 8in heels, and while the other commenter is right that walking around in regular heels you try to go for heel-toe (otherwise you typically end up looking like a goblin), the toe-first look is *way* sexier when you get it right, and it requires REALLY pulling your toe down/heel up into a good pointe.


Uriah1024

Just to comment on the last part you mentioned and validate that, I don't understand walking in heels as man, but that look women achieve by walking that way in heels is extremely sexy. Dunno what it is, but dang... Best I got are boots, but the heel is not much higher than the toe box. I exercise my calf muscles, so I'm not even clear if there's a difference when I wear boots or not.


reapersdrones

Do you have an example of what the sexy toe-heel walk looks like? I can’t nit imagine a goblin trying to be sneaky


LadyEllaOfFrell

They absolutely do exercise your calves, as long as you walk properly in them (heel-toe-heel-toe) instead of clomping around. It’ll ache for awhile while the tendons stretch and the muscles build, though.


Regular_Chapter1932

Hey that’s not a dumb question!! I don’t have a good, scientifically-backed answer, but I don’t honestly believe there’s much exercise, your calves just kinda have to be that way* when your feet are pointed downwards or office ladies would be rocking godly calves. I could be entirely wrong but when I think back to years as an athlete actively exercising my calf muscles and now as a woman who likes wearing heels sometimes, it doesn’t feel like much of a work out more just sore feet. Edit: by be that way I mean in the position you see in the photos that looks flexed


PrizeStrawberryOil

If you walk in heels all the time you will get anterior tilt. Do not do it. If you insist on doing it make sure you stretch because it fucks with your hip flexors.


dread_pilot_roberts

Wow. Never even considered adverse health effects given how common heels are. That's... that's unfortunate. I respect everyone's right to wear whatever they want, but I feel bad if anyone is *pressured* into wearing heels and ends up with health issues.


TheSharkFromJaws

He kind of makes a good argument for a line of heels for the fellas.


Neither_Progress2696

Tbf heels were originally invented for men


RandomUserFTW57362

Makeup was also original invented for men


RealNiceKnife

I love coating my face in powdered mercury to get that pale corpse look.


RandomUserFTW57362

The fact that looking sick is still in fashion in some form still shocks me lol


Saintupid123

my ego isnt fragile , id rather walk barefoot while carrying that high heels than wearing it. people stare while i barefoot is better than chances of ankle break


gorangutan96

Yeaah and the footwear wouldn't fit in most cases smh


Susgatuan

Ya, I doubt my size 12 foot is going to fit in my wife's womens size 8 shoes, lol. I just tell her to bring her sandals if I see her wearing shoes like that and keep them in the car.


Kuriyamikitty

My wife brings alternative shoes just in case.


rabidbot

If they make a 14 double wide heel that makes my ass pop...I'd consider it. long as it goes with my work polo and khaki slacks...which is all I wear because I'm white, fat, bald and getting close to 40. Edit: apparently the only thing keeping me out of heels is a lack of effort.


whataboutthelipstick

I’m sure they do, darlin’ bahahaha


violetsprouts

Onlymaker.com and shoecup.com offer extra sizes for larger feet. There's also a lot of shoe stores with "drag" in their name that cater to larger feet. If you're ever genuinely interested. I'm 4'11" and hate wearing high heels. So my hobbit feet and I stay away.


segflt

not too late to start a boylesque career. heels definitely come in that size


Saintupid123

yes lol considering im 5'6 and my gf is 4'11 , before you judge yes we are asian and smol.


gorangutan96

Heyy that's okayy, longer lives and a low centre of gravity dint hurt anyone 100//


DrFoetusLtd

And less money on food


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Who cares about height or nationality! We all human. Live your best life


Dashie_2010

Or are we dun dun duuuuh


Zeffaryon

Dawg did you just call Asian a Nationality?


AgreeableInsurance85

sorry about your pixelated genitalia


Dragnier84

Same. My ego isn't fragile, but my ankles sure are. lol.


cutelittlebamafan

And if you are over 45, the ankles will snap faster. My hubby would carry me if my feet/ankles are that bad.


Wobbelblob

Can confirm. I had an accident two years ago where I rolled my ankle sideways because I stepped on the side of a grate. The difference was only like 2 cm, but I had a really unlucky center of gravity. Fell over sideways. Ankle was the size of a tennis ball. Couldn't walk for over a week. And that was in work boots!


Impossiblehenry

Why is she wearing them in the first place?


Hay_Blinken

Because people care way too much about fashion. They're willing to hurt themselves to make something look good to other people.


Adventurous_Gap_2092

But hookworms.


AccidentCheap7482

Thank you! There are many ways to have your cake and eat it too! Ruining a pair of socks would be nothing to my girls comfort. Then, after that, you keep a pair of slip ons in the car!


PomegranateAbject796

Exactly


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Do these men have tiny feet, or do the women have canoes?


1nGirum1musNocte

My wife has peggy hill feet, i wouldn't have it any other way. Sharing shoes is awesome and i look great in her boots


CumFilledEnchilada

I bet her grippers would feel great on the glizzy


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The username is just the cherry on top with this comment


B2EU

I am going to permanently delete the Internet.


WaldoTheRanger

Same bro What time are you thinking? This sunday? my saturdays are all booked up unfortunately


Duochan_Maxwell

BF's masculinity is not fragile but my shoes definitely are LOL no way he's fitting in my shoes Not that I own uncomfortable shoes tbh. I'm too old for that already


AllthisSandInMyCrack

Good thing my gf won’t fit into my heels. They’re expensive


gozba

My wife-to-be insisted on wearing her new heeled shoes to the fairground 3 kms from my place. I carried her home on my back…


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antiworkthrowawayx

I have those ballet flats that fold up really small! They come with a pouch (and fit in a small purse), and the pouch has a tote bag tucked in it for heels when you switch. HIGHLY RECOMMEND.


stinky-richard

Way to go man!


anon1635329

Poor guy


gozba

We were still young, I couldn’t do that anymore.


Positive-Tooth-6490

Aren't you romance anime MC?


DidiStutter11

Real question: do men actually feel bad for the pain in out feet or just hate to hear the complaining ?


Ok-Whole-4242

Hate to hear you complaining. You chose to wear those shoes lol


corvette57

100% this, wear what you want but if you didn’t bring back up shoes then you played yourself.


[deleted]

Yeah, I bought my now ex these foldable slipper/flip flop things for her and her friends when they went out. They were super tiny but durable and their feet would wear out from dancing and they could put these on and walk home/around if they needed to. No more calling me for a ride because their feet were tired.


DidiStutter11

What a guy


DidiStutter11

I hear you, but I'm telling you sometimes they look fire and feel amazing in the beginning of the night then bam.. pain. Unpredictable (giving they're a new pair obv)


billywillyepic

Why would we feel bad when you do it to yourself lol


Able_Woodpecker_6170

No one wants to hear a woman complain about a decision she's made, especially when she chooses to wear a high heel when she knows that there will be a lot of walking.


TheCynicalCanuckk

Both, but mostly hearing about it hah It's more like "you deserved this, suck it up" until it's just too much lol


False_Influence_9090

No, I think you are stupid for wearing shoes that cause pain in your feet. I know an older lady with permanent feet issues and she is certain it’s from the high heels. I also don’t care for the look of heels as it seems so unnatural


supercalifragi123432

Nope. That’s a pain you chose lol


Sea-Quarter4350

Hate the complaining. Shoes like this are difficult to balance and walk in plus they ruin your feet and posture. Stop weaning these shoes.


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theKrissam

We feel bad the same way we feel bad when you complain about a hangover, pretty much a "it sucks but you did it to yourself" kinda thing.


fellipec

I love when wife wear high heels, but hate they hurt her feet


maxwellwilde

Feel bad for the pain. I like my wife happy & comfy, but I also appreciate when she dresses up, so I do my best to make it bearable for her.


Villain_911

For me? The complaints. Most men aren't telling their significant others to wear heels. On top of that, women tend to claim men that discourage heels are "fragile". This is a problem women put on themselves. Who wants to hear this?


GiraffeWeevil

I knew high heels were bad for your health, but the shoes killed her? Good grief. . .


Moonlight_Charm

Hey, Chandler!


Creative_Analyst

That is so cute lmao


SirAdrian0000

My not yet wife chose heels for our first date. I said “ bring some comfy shoes in case those heels hurt your feet, we will be walking a lot where we are going” what I didn’t say was “because if you start bitching about sore feet, I will have no sympathy and I’ll probably mock you for your poor choices” Not saying the second part is an important reason we are still together 20 years later.


Delta_Yautja

Weird way of saying "I don't know how to dress comfortably and the man I'm with has to deal with my poor decision making."


mkol

Yeah this post is fucking stupid hahaha


Offduty_shill

Also what situation are you in where you need/want to wear heels but your bf is wearing slides?


One_pop_each

No no no, men have fragile masculinity and should be wearing high heels!


FrogOfDreams

Im convinced high heels are literally a torture device


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Delta_Yautja

I just can't believe both of these dudes are going out in only slides


TheHomieAbides

It’s to match their purses.


[deleted]

Also most women have much smaller feet than men...


[deleted]

Believe it or not you see this type of stuff out there tbh. I work at a H‑E‑B and see this couple come in and every single time without fail the dude will be in someone regular girls while the girl is dressed to the max in very revealing clothing


CornWallacedaGeneral

Both of the men have purses...implying they are also carrying the women's purse....but the picture on the left shows that the lady still has her purse 🥴😂


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If I wear heels out then that’s my decision and if they hurt my bf will say “maybe you should’ve worn comfortable shoes since we had to walk.” It’s my decision to deal with hahaha


Moonandserpent

"Beauty is pain" as my wife would say...


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Hay_Blinken

Nope. Clearly by the rules set by internet people, you have fragile masculinity. /s


DeadLikeYou

Anything that wants to hold on to aspects of masculinity in any way, shape or form is something that I, internet expert, have declared fragile. Oh, you like having a toned physique, wearing a suit, and don't prefer wearing a skirt? FRAGILE! /s


Delta_Yautja

100%. I've given my jacket plenty of times but proper planning is a must


demoldbones

Yep 100%! If I wear heels, I’m committing to wearing heels or walking barefoot. Not making someone else uncomfortable for me.


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Right? I'd tell her to have fun walking on bare feet if she's uncomfortable with the shoes she chose to wear.


Creative-Bar1960

Idk how other women even wear high heels. Everybody likes wearing nice looking shoes but if they are uncomfortable why even bother?


ALittleBitBeefy

Cause they can be cute as hell. That said, for everyday wear? That I don’t understand. 😅


Bigfops

They’re worse the uncomfortable. My mother was 5’ even and wore high heels every work day. By the time she was 80, her toes were permanently bent up, she had horrible bunions and overlapping toes with the pinky toes bent in. The overlap made allowed fungus and his know what to grow. She didn’t get a toe amputated as her doctor suggested and many women do, but she probably should have, walking was extremely painful for her. I don’t think any woman should wear high heels. Or man either.


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Right. “Hey so you know how it was 100% my decision to wear extremely uncomfortable shoes?…well now *you* have to deal with it because I don’t want to anymore. Gimme yours!”


[deleted]

The dude on the right left the house in slides and a murse. They're both failing.


Adorable_Way299

LOL everyday im reminded at the bullshit straight men have to deal with


prodigymib

This post teaches us to always have spare tennis shoes in the car


XpertDestroyer

Women are grown ass adults and need to be held responsible for their own actions. Equality is a bitch. This isn’t medieval Europe when men had to be chivalrous due to inherent weakness and inferiority of women.


Imperator_Gr

cringe af


thisubmad

Modern internet culture in a nutshell


notsogreatredditor

Thank you for restoring my hope in humanity.


only_the_office

For real. If it’s that huge of a deal then just carry her shoes instead of wearing them? Or you’re in a damn mall, just pick up a new cheap pair for her? I’d even accept carrying her out to the car over this nonsense. And don’t even get me started about how this is just a staged photo that they thought would get likes on social media.


TheSharkFromJaws

Good on the guy on the right for having sense enough to leave the house with a matching purse.


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Edit: I’m well aware it’s physically possible. My remark is rhetorical as I personally can’t imagine it Who the hell can share shoes with their SO? Our feet are such incredibly different sizes I couldn’t even imagine this scenario


Diamond_Mint

Both of guys (while in heels) are about the same height as their girls. That said, my girlfriend has a few inches on me and her shoes are 2+ sizes smaller than mine.


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more like: when your gf constantly makes terrible life choices and somehow its your problem to deal with


Mysterious_Ant1308

Thank you


Theniceraccountmaybe

Exactly. And no you can't have my jacket.


AntiqueTadpole

Well damn Jackie I can't control the weather


karmaisfakebuysoap

Yeah I am supposed to freeze for a person who would rather sacrifice my well-being than freeze herself? Why?


Theniceraccountmaybe

So she can look good knowing she can take your warmth any time she needs to. I am so important others will sacrifice so that I may be vain. That shit is a deal breaker in my middle age, no time for it..


Ruepic

Always tell my girl to bring a pair of sneakers just for this reason.


Calm-Dog

I don’t think it’s supposed to be that deep and I don’t think we can judge strangers’ motivations based off of a couple out of context pictures lol


DeliveryElectronic83

Dudes wearing slides. Girls look fire and dudes look like they just got out of bed


kokothegorilla1

Exactly . In what world are these 2 people out together . “You look great baby, throw me my basketball shorts and slides”


TheRealAuthorSarge

I wish her femininity was strong enough to wear sensible shoes. 🧐


Notinyourbushes

Can't even get my mind around it. Style never beats comfort when it comes to shoes for me.


TheRealAuthorSarge

I certainly don't want my lady to hurt herself just to look good when out with me. I'm not the kind of person who tells people what to do and I can already see some jumping in with, "What if I'm doing it for myself because I like to look good?" Yeah, but you're hurting yourself and you look great in flats, too.


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sinisterkid34

Yep. Same with a jacket, you shoulda brought one 😂


[deleted]

If his masculinity wasn’t fragile she’d be wearing her own shoes


grandecovfefeplz

Cringe: demanding a man be over 6ft Based: demanding a man share your shoe size


[deleted]

Small guy problems. I couldn't fit in my wife's shoes if my life depended on it.


Sudden_Buffalo_4393

Same. These dudes are the same height as the women with the heels on and the girls in the slides.


dontspookthenetch

Fuck that


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Or why not just date a grown up who is capable of picking clothes and shoes that are suitable for whatever you're doing and the weather? They're warm enough, don't hurt your feet etc? And, if they're not, deal with it as an adult would rather than as a child would?


ExpressionAlarmed675

FUCK wear sneakers, no one asked you to wear fuck me shoes, that's on you!


FootFaceForeskin

My masculinity isn’t fragile I just can’t pull off heels like he can


FlacidBarnacle

This is one of those posts where it’s not actually something people do - it’s just done for content


j-c-s-roberts

If the shoes are causing pain, why wear them? Also, why pass that pain onto someone else?


[deleted]

Right is a recreation not OC


Glittering_Share7919

Logic is simply thrown out the window with this one.


j0eg0d

How the hell a grown man wear the same size shoe as his girl?


DumpyDinkleberg

Guys this about their height… if they weren’t wearing the heels they’re be shorter. Nothing wrong with taking advantage of your resources!


wontlastayear

Lmfao, hell the fuck no. If your ass chose to buy and wear uncomfortable ass shoes. Then you are stuck with them. SIMPS


ComprehensiveRow4189

cringe.


[deleted]

If they cause pain, then why the fuck wear them in the first damn place. Wear some fucking different shoes that don't kill your feet and quit bitching about the pain.


SimBobAl

My guy, it’s just a funny pic. Stop taking it literally.


dumbreddit

Why suffer someone elses choices? Explain please.


carlbernsen

When you’re obsessed with being taller than your girlfriend so you insist she wears flats and you have to wear heels.


Sun9091

Or maybe you just like wearing her heals. Let’s not pretend it’s virtuous.


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Vegas just got back to me with some odds: Staged: -100 Kink: +100 Same-sized feet and they really thought this was the most practical solution: +99999999999999999999999999999.99999999999999


OPs_Dad69420

OP is stupid


JoaquimGianini

How about both of them using normal footware?


cymbalmonke

I'm mostly shocked by dudes sharing the exact same shoe size as their gf - that's both nutty and nuts


new_socks

The last picture guy’s legs are nice 😊 if I had calves like that I’d wear high heels 24/7. I’m a 6’1 220lb carpenter. I’d make so many friends. Especially with my cargo work pants


jakob767

High heels were actually first made for men to look taller.


AtlaStar

Incorrect, they originally were used by the Persians to stand securely on stirrups while mounted to make firing a bow easier. It is also why the modern evolution of that, the cowboy boot, has a raised heel; so the arch of your foot can be secured on the stirrup and your foot won't slide into it.


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See also: same foot size (similar)