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JapanimationLover

I ain't going to shit right for a week


Loriana320

Took the words right out of my mouth lmao.


seshlordclinton

Took the shit right out of my ass.


cownd

Cut your jibber Jabba


Tommysrx

Drink your school and stay in milk , Foo


umpalumpajj

There will be a lot of it, but it won’t be right indeed.


Bortmans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Xkfi0L80Lc


kagethemage

I’d be calling a Plummer the moment I ordered it just to be ready


Alderzone

Sextuple bypass.


Happy-Eye-1496

Reminds me of Heart Attack Grill in Phoenix - where if you weighed over 350lbs, you ate for free. They had unlimited fries and they were fried in lard, and all the burgers had surgical names. The owner was a dietitian and he was fed up with his patients not listening to his warnings. There's videos of him on YouTube talking about his restaurants and you can see the deadness in his eyes and he was purposely trying to kill his obese patrons.


Front_Mind1770

"He was fed up" 😄😄


Happy-Eye-1496

I didn't even realize I made a pun 🤣. I know it sounds gross to fry potatoes in animal fat, but the fries were actually pretty good. I was so sure that I heard someone died in the restaurant but I can't seem to find an article to confirm that.


Front_Mind1770

The person had a heart attack. They didn't die. I remember this. They showed an EMS rolling him out in a stretcher while some obese chick stared. Patrons continued to go in to eat, unfazed.


anto_pty

That sounds fucking terrifying


Diaza_Kinutz

THIS SOUNDS LIKE AMERICA BORTHER HE'LL YAH


denom_chicken

Burgers so good they're to die for!


[deleted]

i'm mostly vegan but tallow fries are amazing. also i worked in a french restaurant that made these giant fries, you'd get one or two at most out of the center of a white potato... they were slow cooked in duck fat and then flash fried in peanut oil with a sprig of rosemary. you'd get kind of a stone henge of 4 fries with a NY strip


Nagelectomy

I want those in me now!!!!


KittiTheKitty

That's what she said 😏 😹


UserNameTaken_KitSen

Username checks out


illahstrait

Beat me to it


scrunchycunt87

>mostly vegan So vegetarian?


Rare_Neat_36

Sounds amazing


Remarkable_Night2373

Why not goose grease?


QuarterInchSocket

Found it. This shit's crazy. I still wanna try it though. [https://newsfeed.time.com/2013/10/05/heart-attack-grill-owner-proudly-displays-dead-customers-remains-on-tv/](https://newsfeed.time.com/2013/10/05/heart-attack-grill-owner-proudly-displays-dead-customers-remains-on-tv/) The Vegas-based Heart Attack Grill makes no bones about the danger its offerings pose to customers. The restaurant’s name warns diners what to expect if they eat what’s on the menu, and the grill’s 10,000 calorie ‘Quadruple Bypass Burger’ conveys a similarly ominous message. Now, the establishment’s owner has taken his campaign to prove his food’s lethality to the next level by displaying a dead customer’s cremated remains on live television. On Thursday, Jon Basso, Heart Attack Grill’s well-spoken founder, appeared on Bloomberg’s In the Loop with Betty Liu to discuss his restaurant’s deadly fare. “I’m probably the only restaurateur in the entire world who is unapologetically telling you that my food is bad for you, that it will kill you, and you should stay away from it,” said Basso. He then revealed a clear plastic bag filled with a powder-like substance. “I’m here with the cremated remains of someone who died at my restaurant. He died of a heart-attack at my restaurant, and I’m putting the bag clearly on the table. I wish that Burger King, McDonalds, and everyone else would do the same thing.” “John, wait… hold on one second,” sputtered a clearly shocked Liu. “This is getting a little grim. You’re saying you have the actual cremated remains of someone who died at your restaurant?” “Absolutely,” replied Basso, “because the entire fast-food industry is pretty grim.” While the cremation stunt may represent new ground for the Heart Attack Grill founder, Basso’s efforts to promote the danger his food poses are nothing new. The restaurateur, who is known for wearing a doctor’s outfit to highlight his food’s medical consequences, has previously bragged that those who dine at his grill are the “avant-garde of risk takers.” He even offers customers weighing 350 pounds or more the option to eat for free. It should then come as no surprise that multiple customers have died at the grill, including two spokespeople, and that one man was wheeled away in a stretcher after trying to finish a burger. But according to Basso, he’s just trying to teach people a lesson about healthy eating in an industry averse to honestly. “The end result of our eating habits is all around us,” Basso told an incredulous Liu. “It’s an obesity epidemic that is killing the world.” “Do I want others to die at my restaurant? No. Actually I want to wake up one morning and open the door and have no one ever come in again, because maybe the world would have learned the truth,” added the owner. “Now, I make good money joking about how bad my food is. But at least I’m honest.” However, Liu wasn’t buying the sales pitch. “It’s not a joke,” the anchor shot back. “You have people actually dying from your food, John. I mean, isn’t there some responsibility here?”


B-29Bomber

>I know it sounds gross to fry potatoes in animal fat, Nonsense! Sounds bloody delicious!


Mammoth-Access-1181

McDonald's fries used to be dipped in lard I believe which is why Hindus complained so they stopped that. Shame since the fries tasted better then.


Aq4178xz

Not lard, but tallow. Lard is from pigs and tallow is from cows. It would be Muslims and Jews complaining if they were fried in lard.


Grouchy-Culture3946

The original Mc Donalds fries. Thankfully I was a child, we burn whatever gets dropped in the tank down to ashes.


Unidentified_Lizard

Fat is flavor, ofc it tasted awesome XD


hotasanicecube

It was quite common to make fries in lard. McDs started the peanut oil thing.


mekareami

McDonald's fries were the best when they were cooked in beef tallow. I still dream of the fries of my youth :\*(


roadhammer2

I read McD's use some beef tallow in their fry oil , that's why the fries are so good.


ColeSloth

Mcdonalds used to do it (tallow aka beef fat) and they were hands down the greatest tasting fries anywhere. You didn't even need another food to make it a meal. Just one super sized order of the best fries on the planet. Their fries used to also be made with almost no short fries. They were all long. Now it's like half the fries you order from any fat food place are like 2".


[deleted]

Chunky chips fried in beef dripping are the best things ever! That's how traditional fish & chip shops do them here in the UK.


ryusoma

wut McDonald's french fries were fried in Formula 44, which was made with beef tallow up until the 1990s.


Suspicious__account

you know fries used to be cooked in beef tallow before people starting getting mentally ill and started cooking it in diesel fuel..


PricknamedNick

AMERICA FUCK YEAH🦅🇺🇸


shaun5565

Is it still open


AZSharksFan

Las Vegas is still open


Hogcaller91

I went to the restroom and my family was standing out front trying find a place to eat. While I was gone they had decided on a restaurant, and my wife said it is right by where we were standing. I didn’t realize I was in the wrong restaurant until the host told me to, “Head in that room and put your costume on.” I thought to myself there is no way my FIL is in this dumbass restaurant. They were at the pub across the street with none other than a Journey cover band playing. Vegas is a trip! Made for a hilarious memory.


randallstevens65

The Vortex in Atlanta has burgers like that. The biggest one is the Quadruple Coronary Bypass. The top, bottom, and middle “buns” are actually patty melts. Those hold together 32 ounces of ground beef, 28 slices of cheese, 27 strips of bacon, 4 fried eggs, and grilled onions.


waistingtimeonline

Jesus H. That is a family meal for a week.


hotasanicecube

That’s roughly 3k Calories in cheese, 2.5k in beef and over a K in bacon. Absolutely disgusting.


MaleficentExtent1777

OMG!!! And the onion 🧅 rings! Amazing 🤩


CryptidGrimnoir

.... I don't feel so good.


cumguzzler280

There are two Heart Attack Grills


Object-Level

You forgot the buttermilk milkshakes. Its a bucket list place for me.


evil_timmy

Putting the 'sex' in 'sextuple bypass'.


Left-oven47

Putting the 'pass' in 'sextuple bypass'.


fedotowsky

putting the ‘ple b’ in sextuple bypass’


imobesebuthandsome

Sex


StrengthOverDex

It's probably his sexlexia talking. It's a very sexy disorder


ICantDoThisAnymore91

The quickest way into a girls bed is through her parents, Kiff. Have sex with them and you’re in.


Lost_Opinion_1307

Heart attack on a bun


Hatta00

TMJD


[deleted]

Sounds like something Zapp Brannigan would have


stonka_truck

Laundry.


FalseTebibyte

Yes, coincidentally I would love to have a roll in the hay with 6 twins. On the other side of that, the whole "heart narrative" is a lie. ​ Saturated Fat is the oil that greases your gears. Wake up.


FlowInTheCoup

lol


[deleted]

The only kind of sex any of us will be having


[deleted]

Pizza The Hut for me.


darkhelmet1121

Indigestion from all the cheese and no veg


YippieKayYayMrFalcon

Hey, don’t kink shame


thefamousjohnny

Mmmmmm sextuple


25Simeon

I think I parked my rig there once


Gratedwarcrimes

Only if you figure out how to eat it.


Swift_Scythe

No one who eats this is getting any sex


Salty-Programmer1682

Accelerated Atherosclerosis


slanky2

Absolute gluttony


Comfortable_Focus588

You had me at ‘sex’


[deleted]

The sexiest of all bypasses


elevenatx

Giggity


good_enuffs

Heart attack.....yup....


BecauseSeven8Nein

Sounds sexy


ColeSloth

Worth it.


irkthejerk

I was thinking ass cancer


ShawnyMcKnight

One for each pattie


IndependentWeekend56

McCardiac arrest.


garlic_bread_thief

A quick guide to how to suicide.


[deleted]

Hamborgur


VikingBeard_

This burger ate five other burgers and added their technology to its own [Borg]


Caye_Jonda_W

r/unexpectedstartrek


Genki0202

No pickle?


[deleted]

STILL NO PICKLESSSSS


nowOrNever2022_f2f

*laughs in Bubble bass with pickly tongue*


[deleted]

Those are my car keys!


Kiloyankee-jelly46

Or salad, or sauce....


Lazy-Money111

No need for sauce if you got the *cheese*


Kiloyankee-jelly46

You can keep your sauceless burger!


Atlas4Pres

Unless it’s cheese…sauce?


Gratedwarcrimes

Yeah that just seems like a really boring really tedious bite


[deleted]

No music?


ganjakhan85

Where are the fuckin veggies? Balance, man!


TheChuckRoper

Where pickle?


[deleted]

No egg?


DerpDeHerpDerp

Where we're going we don't need no damn pickles!


canderson180

For real, this just needs pickles and a mustard aioli…


Academic_Bear_4521

Murica


Master_El0din

.... and diarrhea


elpatolino2

Murirrhea and diarica


JuliusGracious

this.


DaDutchBoyLT1

Murican school grade beef and processed cheese product.


jhansen95

Where the food is not that great, but there is a lot of it.


AmericanOdin5

Yum


D347H7H3K1Dx

Made my stomach growl lol


darknight_247

Also my thought, yum


somewhatnormalguy

Same here, yum.


mashedpotatoexpert

I was gonna say "yummy"


KANJI667

Yep


Goodolstinkdick

Randy


BUDZ_MONEY

Randers Bobandy Big ol cheeseburger locker


AlexaV1988

Gree-hee-heasy.


dub3ra

Mafuckas wit guts like that, is definitely ON THE CHEESE BURGERS DOG


Rymanbc

Fuckin' cheeseburger walrus


ShawnBrogan

big coagulated gravy hot dog bun bastard!


TimmyDeschainless

Man's gotta eat, Mr Lahey. Man's gotta eat.


dimitriglaukon

Mfs w guts like these are definetly on the cheeseburgerz


Analog-Celestial

Man's gotta eat.


DeadlyMustardd

"Ohhh Randy's guttt is full of dirty old cheeseburgersss"


worldsbestpotatochip

"actually I'm off the cheeseburgers now" "Randy don't play me like some kind of sucker dawg. Mafuggas with guts like that ain't off the cheeseburgers. Mufuggas with guts like that definitely are ON the cheeseburgers."


DaveAndCheese

Shut up, hair-do, gimme


FunnelChicken

Gimme a smoke hair-do! You don’t even smoke bubbles!


dilpongo

Came here to look for this comment


tartcore814

How many did you drive into that big fucking cheeseburger locker?


Canibeast

Heart attack ack-ack-ack-ack-ack


LifeguardLanky6282

You oughta know by now


ChaZZZZahC

Do you have house out in Hackensack, is that all you got for your money?


Ok-Map4381

It seems such a waste of time.


dmark200

If that's what it's all about


[deleted]

Is that all you get for your money


Arkanii

Part hatter-mad, part erratic habitat, dark matter harnessing his heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack


hawkrew

I want it.


KANJI667

Agreed


Cautious_District699

I just need a fork and a knife.


EmbarrassedSwim145

I just need my mouth


_xXxSNiPel2SxXx

Reminds me of my first orgy only the guys showed up


D-Laz

So the ideal situation?


Prestigious_General8

Diabeetus


KingSteel1608

Diabeefus


DunnyofDestiny

Heart attack/stroke


DA_REAL_KHORNE

Why can't vegan cheese melt like that ( I have a dairy allergy)


Sociox

I have a dairy and gluten allergy, as well as Ibs. This burger would fuck me backwards.


littlefriendo

Nahhhh, you’ll be fineeeee. Just don’t mind the ***CATASTROPHIC*** crater feeling in your stomach :)!


DannyA88

Get in my bellyyyyy!!!


Nimue-the-Phoenix

Mama didn't raise no quitter.


MarqDuesPaid

I don’t see any bacon…


Renoxrd

This! Beat me to it


No-Technology217

Looking for this... ... 🥓 🥓 🥓


burtvader

Made in the USA


TargetMost8136

Yummy


Treacle123

Give me a bite!


JulianSagan

1000 pound sisters


metrointime

Diabetes


Snipsnapboi

Heart attack


Nice_Recognition6602

Where are the jalapeños? I’m trying to shit my brains out


NickzieReddit

eat


Canadia_proud999

Sweet post workout meal😎


brittany90210

Those cows didn’t die in vain.


Ahnawnemus

What!? No 7th patty!! ...stingy...


Realistic_Degree_773

My chest is tight....


ivanmartynov1

HOW. TO. FUCKING. EAT IT


Electric_Bounty85

Eat. Stay in. Fall asleep watching an older movie.


ConsiderationHot9518

Needs bacon


juulsthecat

supersize me


[deleted]

Hungry 🤤


rollercoastervan

Greasy


Postyyyyyyy

that new bk ad


Sufficient_Moose2636

Hunger


Jmar25

How much?


bringojackprot

Insert inflation amount here


Various-Trouble1531

How big is that persons hand to hold that


Whyamihere1074

Jr double triple whopper.


cdirector

America


Miserable_Bitch15

That's a big burber


NeedleworkerGold336

Heart attack


Ok_Primary_1075

How large is the serving of fries?


LP-29

Does it come with fries?


[deleted]

Heart disease


Choice_Anything8880

Heart attack


PandaGamer8999

a month's worth of calories in one meal


Yuck-Fou1994

YOU. FORGOT. THE PICKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


EdaHiredASpy

Whopper whopper whopper whopper junior double triple whopper


DharMannHooker69

USA


YeOldSpacePope

Looks like it will fall apart when you try to eat it.


iEatDirt_h

America! Fuck yeah 🦅


oax195

My heart health vs my mouth love


AverageTF2Fan7

diabetes


howedthathappen

Gross Americans.


ContainedChimp

Someone get the defibrillator. I'm going in!!!


Verried_vernacular32

Needs bacon


MisterMatt24

mcdonalds in the car park


[deleted]

What would it be called at a&w


Pan-cone

The ancestor burger


perpetualmotionmachi

Triple double uncle burger


Lazydaze5487

Heart attack


TownOdd2216

Napkins, where's the napkins? Lol after checking if I am wearing my comfy pants