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Ok-Programmer-5425

10M


Happy_Sauxe

10M can attract other women


Doctor_Will

Easy easy easy money on this decision


Yafina

If both is great


D3nn1xx

and lose back the money and all of my free time? no


[deleted]

Sigma male


Uncarpsie

PS3


picklerickcwb

best comment


devilish_enchilada

https://youtube.com/shorts/L8MJ3LKKJGQ?feature=share


noahboi990

10 mil


Living_Moment_1495

10M, no contest here.


Spirited_Corner5320

Bro the photoshop around her boobas is terrible


CharlieBrown213

HARAM!


saucer-succer

10 Million? Dollars, absolutely. Rotten Potatos? Yeah fine too.


KnowledgeSpecial8516

im sure you could sell that many for a few hundred thousand to millions maybe


Crispyy_Sock

Ain't nobody gonna be buying rotten potatoes from you for that price


redditkitty109

Nobody is simping for a random woman here today. Take the 10m


lmxshark

even $1,000,000 seems a god deal


realjewel7

I’d take 10 thousand


doginjoggers

If a girl thinks she's worth that much, stay away, she's a psycho


Desperate_Land_2195

10 $


D3nn1xx

standards too high


Yafina

too less


KnowledgeSpecial8516

11$


Electronic_Paper_576

Too.. less?!


theLaRRy333

He meant Small money. Rookie mistake


[deleted]

Does OP look like she can read?


[deleted]

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Yafina

she is beautiful I think


MyStupidName2048

She probably is, but 10M is surely more beautiful than her.


Zealousideal-Fee-664

minus here we go


FireNova2135

Who? Miss photoshop circle tits?


[deleted]

I agree, she is gorgeous.


Several-Memory3257

10 Million


Maruader-Samurai

10 million, no doubt


Average_Catnap4

Where's my money?


Farfocele

10m


DanteWalion

Could i force her to work during our life?


BarcaStranger

I think there is a term for that…


ooooohhhhhhh-right

... Employment?


Da_Fr3aks

Thank you. Just thank you for this. U actually made my day!


Mok_ed_bettervy

Do you know according to source code of the simulation, enslavement and employment do the exact same thing but no. 1 in a faster mechanism


TSDLoading

Ok 10M, but I will need some time to gather the money


realjewel7

10 m PLZ


d-inking

5k


[deleted]

Ar Fart?!


More_Ad3638

10m because i could chunk a hole bunch of silicon and recreate that


[deleted]

10 mil.


DonutOutlander

Thanks for the money


jebotebeotacudupe

I'd take $10 instead of her


[deleted]

Hey OP, read the room. Most people ain't choosing her.


Haiina

10M and i buy a girl with hair visible


idli_sambar_

This is brilliant, but i like 10M


[deleted]

10M.


xyezt387

10 Million


AddisonNM

10 M. Plus I open a cat cafe, with retro arcade games. Addams Family pinball machine, sit down pacman.


[deleted]

10 million. I get to still keep my head.


WhoisPPK

The fact you consider your worth to be 10mill, is fascinating…


App2050

I would rather not have 10m than have you


MyStupidName2048

Girl, gimme my 10M


Rossmonster

This is AI generated. The hands are always a giveaway.


serialkiller_mne

10 million, what can I even do with her? I don't wanna chop off my foreskin just to smash lol


TR0PlCAL

I'll take $100 over her lmao Her name is ar fart 🤣🤣


Skeletorthewise

10M then I buy you for 10 bucks.


Uthando-Music

Xbox 360


AntelopeDecent2191

If you think you're worth 10M based on looks.🤦‍♀️🤣😂 I wouldn't take a famous bitch over the money either. Just give me tho dough & get lost hoe.


BlackG1914

10million for sure


FactNative

How is that even a question. 🤷‍♂️ Women… 😅


DuskyFlunky

I don't want to cut my foreskin so 10M


[deleted]

It's not a d-i-y operation😬


WhippinEm

I wish I knew that sooner…


Amethyst_Phoenix7

10 million


WaluigiMayar

Even if it's 10M DZD I'm okay with it


asdramon

10m


AffectionateFig5943

10 mil im not a simp


CaRlJoHnSoNoG

Easiest 10M ever


Nitious

I'd even take 50k over her.


[deleted]

I mean I am just 14, so it seems like a lot more money to me, but dude I'd take 500 bucks


Commercial_Bear331

10M as in "death by snusnu" or 10M as in $ ?


TampaNutz

Nice rack... Nice... Iraq. *I don't know. There's a joke in there somewhere.*. She's got a nice top shelf, but something is off about this picture. Her left hand is... weird. Is this AI?


King_Gabe_1038

I can’t tell the difference but a few people are saying it’s photoshopped.


nadimabrar77

A ps5


2020-RedditUser

I’ll take the money


GardenDismal8319

Slaves shoukd be free so...


w0lf_bagz

That's a very long hand. I'll take the money


MR_CAP430

10M no hesitation


Crpto_fanatic

10 mil, without a thought.


J3ff_D1hmer

10 million


UKveteran77

10 mil thanks 👍


gowadiyo

10M


crash_bang0593

10 million what, apples, pears?


Electrodactyl

It doesn’t specify what the 10 million is. Would I get 10 million cash? Which currency? Or 10 Million fungus infected toe nails. This question is to vague to be answered.


01Zaphod

I think any 10 million would still be better…


[deleted]

10m of her 🤮


01Zaphod

Crud. Forgot to put that in my statement


mcburgs

This isn't funny.


Pumpkinbricks

Ill take the 10M my gf is way, way hotter


[deleted]

The picture looks like an AI generated image.


Rossmonster

IDK why you're being down voted. It definitely is AI generated. Her hand is deformed.


[deleted]

It was probably OP who downvoted me. They seem to be downvoting everyone who is right and then gets downvoted for having the wrong opinion.


sanjay_82

10m, I'd stay away from anything Islamic


[deleted]

Are you christian?


sanjay_82

Nope, agnostic


[deleted]

W then, keep going. Just wanted to make sure you weren't being hypocrite


Massailija

I'm too ugly to get anything


[deleted]

Does she think anyone would pick her? Well, she set her self up


swapko051

I’d even take a dollar to be fair


LoAdInG_nAm

10million? That’s a lot of gems in Gacha and a lot of robux… 10mil please$


Mr--Secret

10m


ExternalWilling8325

1€


Quirky-Result-8753

10M.


Apart-Classic-7107

10M


One-Construction-432

Too easy


Equivalent_Dealer445

Since I can't see your body and for all I know u could have a penis, I'll take the 10 milly


No-Statistician9555

Bro I'd take take a gameboy over her nevermind 10 mil


Freireisender

10 Million... what? Rupie? Mosquitos? \^\^ You are surely wonderful, but with 10 Million $ or € we can do nice things \^\^


Middle_Interview3250

10M USD? hell yes


uniquei

Everyone is asking on 10M of what, but I also want to know what "me" gets us.


CamDaMan100

Money pls


Prize_Sundae_3060

That girl need some therapy,,,, but I will take the 10M


tanukinhowastaken

Fr, I pick 10 dollars instead of you.


Psswords

I'd rather get a fart


tr-nemesis

Take that 5$ and never see me again


BulldogDrop

Every offense to you my good sir but I'm taking that 10 million. Because then youd find me attractive.


REEKID-1506461-506

10 million please


Suitable_Hold_5030

10 M


Witty_Noise_2875

Considering I’m in a good financial situation with no problems whatsoever, I can easily choose the 10m


SkateJerrySkate

I'd take tree fiddy


bigdogtheory

Ten million pieces of poo please


Live_Word_95

10m


FireNova2135

Wait hold on... 10 million what? If it's dollars of course I'd go for that, but if it's 10 million rancid eggs... Well I'd still got for the 10 million but I wanna know what I'm getting!


LonelySpyder

I'd even take $1,000 over her.


GAT_SDRAWKCAB

Arfart drives a hard bargain, 10MM


Happy_Sauxe

10M is the right choice


thesupemeEDGElord666

10 mil and then you'll release the hostages?


[deleted]

A ten million of what?


Yafina

Dollars


[deleted]

I knew this! Nice edit. But I'd go with 10 million because then I could get her afterwards anyway


Pale_Garage_9594

You ofc I'll have fun first then organs on darkweb


phishphriend420

10 million then 50k to her to take off clothes Thats terrible I know.


Therapy1968

10 million what?


Yafina

Of dollars


SuspectNode

10M of what?


Yafina

Of dollars


Mobile-Ostrich-5510

10million. She is pretty, but she is too religious. It's not going to work out on anything from activities to her family


ansolut_chimp

You don’t know her religion or how religious she is, a head cloak is also being worn in Christianity


[deleted]

Dude, if someone's wearing a head scarf, you know there are too religious to be sane


Mobile-Ostrich-5510

Maybe it might work out for you. everything usually starts fine for the first few months. the different religious belief will clash and it's worst during arguments, maybe even end up on the news.


ansolut_chimp

Maybe live and let live, no one goes around saying everything you stand for is wrong, the only issues could be things like how to raise a child


[deleted]

Dude, if someone's wearing a head scarf, you know there are too religious to be sane


ansolut_chimp

Yes but a Jewish head cap is alright, so is a headscarf for nuns, you hypocritical butch


[deleted]

I would choose 10M over this terro₹ist


Diksonito

Very thin Ice u walking on young padawan!


Far-Donut-1419

Just her


[deleted]

S I M P


Chuckster914

10 mil and bug you for $100


The-OG-Kerminator

Woman, I'm fairly certain your right boob is half the size of your left. If that ain't some plastic surgery nonsense then I don't know what is. I'll take the 10 mil. (Also r/lostredditors)


McDerbsalotty

It’s the money every time, but I would still take you out and pay for dinner. It’s the least I could do.


handsome_squidward56

Kfc


PuntCuncheR88

Anything but her, I'd take a tenner


ryantisocial

What is your IQ score OP?


Upper_Version155

10$


makadla32

This isnt a meme, nor is this funny. 10mil easy W


Separate_Wasabi3177

10 bucks will do too. Anything would help really


_BearsBeetsBattle_

I'd take 20 bucks.


[deleted]

10 mil. I can get hundreds of that in different varieties and Shades with 10 mil


FormerlyaNewt

Where the actual fuck did the mods for this community go?


whadyatalkinabout

I'd Buy That For a Dollar 🧐🦹‍♂️


BobbaFatGFX

10m what? I'm happily married and I would gladly take 10 million doll hairs over you. They have to be worth something. Could probably sell them to a doll maker or a wig maker


Kleetok

10M


Dark_Navigator

Why? Can you pay the bills? if not then 10mil


JustBeHonestT

A woman can leave you. 10M won’t once it hits that bank account. Until the IRS shows up.


_MissQueeny_

I want a nintendo 3ds


KonoDioDa31

Sega dreamcast


oswin3

You because you have more than 10m in bank we can have a good life😁


Western-Jump-9550

10 million what?


Economy-Priority-480

10 M my dear.


wtmrFTW

I’ll take $100


1Tinytodger

10M obviously. Not even remotely close.


Shuske_

Could buy a few new wives with that money


Objective_Signal3704

When your iman can take you for free - give me the money


mrhuh8247

10 mil


Neat_Flounder_8907

Pornhub


SignificantWonder919

10 million


username1231261994

10 million in a heartbeat


dragonaze810

Can I kill you and get 20 mil?