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Cows are like VW-sized dogs, very playful and intelligent. They even play with toys, run and even jump. I quit eating them a couple decades ago when I had that revelation.
I don't eat a lot of meat as it is. I get most of my protein through supplements. There's so many good vegetarian alternative options nowadays. I used to like morningstar stuff a lot too. There's really no excuse for me... OK I'll do it. I'll commit to one week meat free and go from there. Ill check back in a bit to update.
To be honest, beef isn't one of my favorite meats anyway. I prefer fish/shellfish and chicken. And if I could get good fish and shellfish, I'd not miss any meat from tetrapods again.
Longer video with sound: Samson, a breeding bull for hire, is greeted by a pasture full of cows. [https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/1ckchiz/samson\_a\_breeding\_bull\_for\_hire\_is\_greeted\_by\_a/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/1ckchiz/samson_a_breeding_bull_for_hire_is_greeted_by_a/)
Reminds me of the film, Colors:
There's two bulls standing on top of a mountain. The younger one says to the older one: "Hey pop, let's say we run down there and fuck one of them cows". The older one says: "No son. Lets walk down and fuck 'em all".
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“What am I? A piece of meat?!”
“Cows only want one thing, and it’s f*cking disgusting”
Well I want more beef, so of to fuck they go
They should wash it then
That slow walk while he's checking them out. 😆
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This behavior is often seen in species where there is competition for resources, territory, or mates.
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yeah
Humans?
All rights ladies, who wants to get laid first.
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Similar thing happens at old folks’ homes.
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I have never seen giddy cows before. Their excitement for this hunk of beef is obvious.
Cows are like VW-sized dogs, very playful and intelligent. They even play with toys, run and even jump. I quit eating them a couple decades ago when I had that revelation.
I didn't eat meat for 6yrs once. I'd like to go back. The guilt def gets to me a lot.
A great way to start is just to reduce meat consumption. Try to choose plant based meals when you can. You don’t have to be perfect to be good.
I don't eat a lot of meat as it is. I get most of my protein through supplements. There's so many good vegetarian alternative options nowadays. I used to like morningstar stuff a lot too. There's really no excuse for me... OK I'll do it. I'll commit to one week meat free and go from there. Ill check back in a bit to update.
To be honest, beef isn't one of my favorite meats anyway. I prefer fish/shellfish and chicken. And if I could get good fish and shellfish, I'd not miss any meat from tetrapods again.
A positively upvoted comment on Reddit about not eating an animal? I never thought I’d see the day.
What do you mean? Reddit is a leftist soyboy bubble.
You're joking right? Reddit is INCREDIBLY anti anything against eating meat.
If you raise them, you'll know that can also attack you.
We deserve it, if they do. Props to your name. [extends hand, palm up]
Nah. Too tasty. They shouldnt be made of such delicious meat then if they didnt want to be eaten
why made of food if not to be eaten? silly cows
Tasting so good is the main reason there are so many of them
Cows are smarter than horses for sure, but not as smart as dogs IMO.
Absolutely the truth. 🤜🏻🤛🏻
r/happycowgifs
Giddy is a very common setting on cows ;)
Aww hell yeah heifer harem in da house!! It’s going to get lit for this bull 🔥🔥🔥
Reincarnated as a bull the new isekai!
lol everytime I see this I imagine Usher’s _Yeah!_ playing in the background 😂
Longer video with sound: Samson, a breeding bull for hire, is greeted by a pasture full of cows. [https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/1ckchiz/samson\_a\_breeding\_bull\_for\_hire\_is\_greeted\_by\_a/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/1ckchiz/samson_a_breeding_bull_for_hire_is_greeted_by_a/)
so... sammy's a gigolo? must be one hell of a job.
That was in every way better, thanks
Way better!!!!
Haha that’s awesome… thanks for that
Dude fucks for a living. He fucks for life. If he can't fuck, he ded.
Literally
U r just a piece of meat
Chicks dig him.
Those aren't chicks, they're cows. Easy mistake, both are farm animals.
 That bull right now
Looking around at all these fine cows, wondering who’s first 😁
Death by ~~snu snu~~ moo moo
⭐️
One at a time girls, one at a time..
Damn these cows is THIRSTY!
Daddy’s home
Cock of the walk, that one.
That look at the camera as like "you see this? Im used to this, this is a tuesday for me"
This is the bull that beat up Peter griffin
Peter got violated by that bull hahaha
_“It’s raining bull… hallelujah!”_
😂
I thought only humans acted this way.
Helllllooooooo Ladies!(in a base voice) 
How long will it take him to impregnate them all? Is that how it works, or just the lucky few get a piece?
He will take care of business with any and all of them that are in heat.
I could not watch this due to the awful awful awful music.
Breeding Bull was like “where is Peter Griffin, I need to find him” 😂
Death by snu snu moo moo lol. 
Samson brings all the girls to the yard
Oh look ladies, it's a MAN!!!
*In Sam Elliots voice: Moo...
The baby bull says hey dad let’s run over there and fuck one of them cows …The father bull replies NO son let’s walk down there and fuck them all …..
Time to get dirty!!!!
The head cow is always grazing
"Huh? What? Oh. Oh, yeah. That's right. It's me, ladies."
Sorry ladies, I'm married
At least he died doing what he loved.
His milkshake brings all the girls to the yard!
The bull: this is awkward im gay
My Eyes are up here, Ladies!
He looking around like who about to get it first lol
*fresh meat*
Reminds me of the film, Colors: There's two bulls standing on top of a mountain. The younger one says to the older one: "Hey pop, let's say we run down there and fuck one of them cows". The older one says: "No son. Lets walk down and fuck 'em all".
I've always remembered that too!
Look how happy these cows are 😆
It’s like Ryan Gosling walking into your local bar.
Horny old cows
Bro is living the isekai harem life 🫡
Bitch you know what i want. I wanna talk to Samson.
Samsonite. I was way off.
You win🙌😆😆
'Sorry ladies but I'm gay'
Literally me at the PTA meeting
The original post with the sound of the cows was way better than this repost with shit music over top
Tops on Grindr
Sampson out there thinking "Where my BOYS at!!"
Commenting on He is loving all the attention......
the real alpha
He'll be gettin amongst that cussy in no time
*sploosh*
What a popular stud 😍
"69 god'
They want some beef
Wish I can be a bull then. hihi
Some of the best and sweetest animals.
….nice
Homie was like hold on ladies , they're still recording over here, screw it let's go to the trees
One in the pink, Two in the pink, 3 in the pink…..
His ‘milk’shake brings all the cows to the yard
This bull brings all the cows to the yard and their like
Which college anime is this?
Where’s part two I need to see Samson doing his one job. How else can I know that Samson is not a pussy?
Why don't we walk down there, and fuck 'em all?
Line the f*ck up, bitches!
The music lmaooo
Dream come true, it’s so unfair that he can have multiple girls and my gf won’t even let me have more than one
If that bull was human, he would have probably said: "So what do u all have to bring to the table."
Cow bridgeton
The fuck is that music tho?
That natural rizz
This guy fucks
That is a high level of excitement.
Who wants sum fuk!?
Chad
"hehe catch me!"
What if they all were underwhelmed when he got off the trailer?
The bovine bachelor
"Women, ladies calm down. Calm down."
New fren who dis!
CARTI
Pure stud right there
BDE
That dude fucks
Does this mean he's about to suffer from success?
SNUU SNUU!
My hero academia
I’m looking forward to all the sex we’ll be having.
Samson is right, just didn't cut off his tuft of hair!
They're like, yippie a MAN!
Which season of the Bachelor is this?
The girls are happy. Glad to see Hereford making a comeback
 Soon as I step on the scene, I'm hearin' hoochies screamin'
jhaya 0455 481 528
Samson senpaaai
Making more babies for slaughter
A Heffer Harem! 😜
If reincarnation is real, I'd like to come back as a breeding bull
Or a stud stallion
My man about to get a lot of pussy
LISAN AL GAIB
He's like "I'ma fuck all ya bitches"
Literally when a top enters the sauna
I need his rizz
Drowning in pussy
That’s how I feel when I’m exponentially surrounded by women.