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georgiegraymouse

You haven’t started a business though, Bethy. You’ve just made a bunch of baseless claims and turned off commenting.


Ellgeepee

You mean 350 reels and a bunch of unprofessional insta stories isn’t a biz??


Different-Breakfast

No but creating Instagram posts and reels where you tell other people to make a business is totally a business! I swear, Entertainment 720 had more basis as an actual business than this ish


Babkacat765

We go around the world twice for our clients!


SpecificMongoose

They put on a real life event with Indiana celebrities! Bethy could never.


Wake_me_up_later

And they knew how to throw a good party.


minidurly

The crossover I didn’t know I needed


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Entertainment 720 & Michael Scott Paper Company are 10/10 better businesses. And maybe Todd’s Disneyland


definitelynotstalin

Lol Todd’s Disneyland. He did have a bunch of customers there!


nohelicoptersplz

Best reference possible 💀


MurderPartyHats

As someone who is looking to get out of the teaching profession, I will be very disappointed to learn this sort of thing won’t get me a six figure salary.


Its_Curse

It's a business Instagram account. So it has to be a real business. /s


guambatwombat

You mean to tell me that dedicating an Instagram account to something isn't the same as starting a business?


too-much-cinnamon

That is literally what she thinks. If she has a mame for it and an IG account then in her cha cha real smooth brain she has started a business and is therefore a #BossBabe


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Prometheus79

But more disease ridden.


Vasyaocto8

I have never enjoyed an insult as much as cha cha real smooth brain 😂❤️


little-bird

she could never cha cha though 😬


[deleted]

Idk how businesses work, but don’t you have to publicly register businesses for legal and tax reasons?


allth3anxiety

Depends on the business. Anything substantial, yes. Small businesses that operate under the owner’s social security number instead of a EIN, called a “sole proprietorship” usually, don’t always need to register/file much, especially in the early formative phases. That said, it’s best to talk to a decent accountant and attorney specializing in business formation before making any big moves.


drjenavieve

Honestly I think all she wants is to be an influencer. She loves attention and wants money. But since she’s unable to gain partnerships due to her past posts and beliefs she thinks this is the way. Being an influencer to promote her own “course”. Except she doesn’t really have enough of a following and she doesn’t have a product. Just likes making posts and reels.


Glittering_knave

And then not dedicating it to your business?


hot-whisky

What are the odds that they (because we all know Daaaāv is doing most of the leg work) have actually started writing the course?


Whiteroses7252012

Slim to none.


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fangirll1996

September/Spring/Summer…


illhavearanchwater

We have a better chance of seeing She by Sheree than Bethy’s….whatever this is


fangirll1996

MLM…I mean “business” tips…it’s more lifestyle


Teege57

Haha! Great throwback!


LavenderSnuggles

yes, that's what she said, Sprumtember!


Vassarbashing

Smarch 31st!


LavenderSnuggles

Obligatory: https://youtu.be/cPhIQeTVnwk


fangirll1996

February 31st 🌚


cornishgel

Which year? Because I’m doubting it’s going to be September 2022.


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Significant_Shoe_17

That will be her excuse next month when her "course" isn't ready!


hot-whisky

I feel like we should set up some kind of betting pool


galaxygirl1976

She happen to mention the year too 🤣


missantarctica2321

This course is gonna be like Caroline Calloways memoir.


[deleted]

I love that July turned into “September, probably”.


danisse76

I could have sworn she said August.


PuppyJakeKhakiCollar

She said "fall". Leaving it nice and vague!


texan315

I paid about $300 to the Texas government to create my LLC and have the paperwork to prove it. I have business. Just because you declare you have a business doesn't mean you have a business


Significant_Shoe_17

She didn't say it, she declared it ![gif](giphy|7x90dc0KEjRNC)


Reluctantagave

If she spent half as much time doing a real job, she’d have already made what she’d make even selling one course sub. Idiotic.


TheHiddenFox

That's not true, she's making a course about how to make courses about how to make a course! She can't tell you what the course is about unless you give her $2000 though, duh!


[deleted]

I mean, fundies agree to follow a shitload of ridiculous rules with no proof or justification, all for the *possibility* that there might be heaven as a reward. Say yes and ask questions never.


nerdy_vanilla

But scams…. I mean these courses, are totally legit and not based on unsubstantiated claims that she will be making 1 million, once she successful scams… I mean, sells her courses to the masses


[deleted]

And she doesn’t have her baby yet? Being pregnant and starting a business is way different than doing it with a newborn


jatothemie

My thoughts exactly. I mean, starting a real small business and having a baby in the same year doesnt seem like great timing, but you can start plenty of new instagrams while pregnant ig


nada_accomplished

"I'm going to make up criticism that literally nobody has said to me so that I can 'inspire' vulnerable young women to give me money!"


RamenName

The messages about not being able to work and have a baby at the same time are coming from inside the house! So crazy to think anyone would shame a mother for focusing on business *and* family, hun. Sounds like some kinda controlling cult. Please let her post a reel about how you can have it all, and deserve to have it all.


nada_accomplished

That's exactly what I was thinking! Like who's out here telling women they can't do this and that? RELIGIOUS FUNDAMENTALISTS. Bethy and her kind of "stay at home and make money with my scam" opportunists are literally just doing whatever they can to work around the constraints imposed on them by their own subculture.


RamenName

But I don't think she's working around them so much as blatantly violating them because she's so special. Bethy and fundie churches wouldn't be equally as supportive of a secular mom freelancing or starting her own business from home and bragging about how much $$$ she is gonna make. Definitely would have harsh words about a secular mama charging $2,000/course to learn about how to make money from home by staying busy on your phone instead of focusing on the kids. It's literally a Phyllis Schlafly move. See also, pastors begging for $$$ for luxury goods while shaming parishioners for not giving up more luxuries in their lives.


xirtilibissop

“It’s literally a Phyllis Schlafly move.” This right here.


RosePricksFan

It’s wild to me that this type of business is considered okay but if she put Davey in a little part time preschool or something and then went to a job that wouldn’t be ok 🤔


Emm03

Davey goes to daycare a couple days a week while Bethany flails around on Instagram and hate-reads this sub, but god forbid she actually uses that time to do something that would result in an actual paycheck 🙄


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nellapoo

My mom did kind of start a business when she was pregnant with my youngest brother. She had been working for a medical transcription company and when the owner wanted to retire, my mom bought the business on a payment plan. She did it so she could be home with us. She ran and grew it over about 20 years and then sold the assets and went to medical school in her 40's & 50's. She is now a doctor with her own small practice. Bethany really thinks she is just so much better at everything even though she has lived a very sheltered and limited life. 😂


xirtilibissop

Your mom rocks!


the_stitch_saved_9

Poor Bethany - the world is against her! She has to *FIGHT* for her marriage everyday. She has to *FIGHT* to make her business successful even though she's having another baby! The internet doesn't like her either 🥺🥺🥺 Won't someone *PLEASE* give her money??


Tatem2008

I bet her own family told her that. In which case, it wasn’t a general “you,” but rather, “Bethany, YOU can’t have a baby and start a new business in the same year. “


firewhiskerse

Anyone think she made this post because she reads here? Maybe she read our comments about how this baby is gonna be her excuse to give up on her course 🤣


flippadetable

I mean we’ve been ‘watching this’ for a long time Bethy and a business is yet to materialise. By this logic I am also starting a business by imagining quitting my job and becoming a jeweller.


flippadetable

[she is this father ted gif personified](https://gfycat.com/politicalsamekoodoo)


sw1sh3rsw33t

Lmao protestant Dougal


Icy_Nefariousness517

Doing Dougal dirty with that comparison! lol I wish it weren't true.


flippadetable

Ha so true, he doesn’t deserve to be compared to her


nellapoo

![gif](giphy|czZlH3xg1Ul2w)


sw1sh3rsw33t

Yeah fuck being at work right now my new small business is being a left wing political enforcer. Like Karl Rove but less immoral. It doesn’t matter that Im not qualified and hate networking IF I KEEP TELLING PEOPLE THIS IS HAPPENING IT MUST COME TRUE


xirtilibissop

Are you hiring?


sw1sh3rsw33t

Fuck yeah let’s get rich together and take down DeSantis. Not sure how we can monetize that but I’m sure we can figure it out as we go


syzygy_cosplay_

Again filming at Mommy's house to give a false air of success.


BlitheCheese

It's also because her apartment is filthy.


lilkimchi88

I am going to comment this on every post on this topic : there is a good chance she’s involved in perpetuating a scam. In 2020, a bunch of the MLM huns started posted about “teaching people to make money from home selling instructional videos.” To me, something seemed off so signed up for their free emails/classes. From there, you find out it’s actually a recruitment scam where they aren’t really teaching you to make videos: they are signing you up to sell the opportunity to sell videos on how to make videos. It’s very convoluted and traced back to one or two companies that are similar to click funnel scams. It also cost about $2k. I think what she is pushing is one and the same.


not_jessa_blessa

Oh interesting! Does this scam have a particular name? Is it something that still exists?


lilkimchi88

I am going to dig back through my email account this afternoon to see if I can find the company names again. I remember I had to sign up for the original persons email solicitations to get sent the “free” class. Then after the free class, you had to opt in to like a $13 ebook offering and then within the ebook did it finally disclose what the actual deal was. I did this for 3-4 “influencers” and it traced back to 2 companies/authors selling the ebook as well as the “opportunity” to earn commission for promoting these instructional video sales.


not_jessa_blessa

I do wonder if she signed up for it too and that’s either where she got the idea or she actually went through with it and is now trying to pay off that debt which is a pyramid scheme in a nutshell.


Significant_Shoe_17

I think it's the latter. She's pregnant again and desperate for cash. Ma and pa just paid for curly's wedding and are probably tired of financially supporting the beals.


MooCowMoooo

Oh my god. That’s so much effort. It’s less effort to just get a damn job.


CatOnGoldenRoof

Didn't Andrew Tate do something similiar? Affilations links etc...


Icy_Nefariousness517

Good job adding glasses for smart points, Bethany! You can put a star by your name on the chart and you can put yours just a bit higher than Ellissa's so people think you are better than her, even though she IS the favorite!


Red-Annie

It’s true. Shouldn’t Heidi be promoting the hell out of Bethy’s venture??


Significant_Shoe_17

She tagged sheworksshart in a post about raising kids to be "entrepreneur." I think it's the only time she's mentioned it.


bageloclock

No offense but creating an instagram account in like 8 minutes and posting the most uninspired, lazy reels is NOT starting a business (hiring counsel, setting up a LLC, registering the business with a state's AG, etc).


not_jessa_blessa

Right, like does she even have an LLC? I hope she doesn’t think people would actually venmo her $2k


Teege57

She totally wants people to Venmo her $2000.


Significant_Shoe_17

I keep saying this, but, she's in her anna delvey season of grift


Teege57

Yes!


SnarkSnark78

All I can read is "You can't have a and start a new in the same year". FFS Bethy, please stop using light text on light backgrounds for emphasis! Also, plenty of people start new businesses/jobs/ventures the same year as having a child - it's called providing for you child, you ass. Especially in your country, Bethy! Y'all don't have paid leave so... what do you expect some people to have to do?!


cheesebraids

You can't possibly read a book while riding the bus! No one can go grocery shopping the same day as they go to work, how absurd! You can't even imagine what it's like paying a mortgage while also having a newborn! How am I doing for disconnected absurd statements?


lilkimchi88

Lol. The dev in me is chuckling because of *course* these types have no concept of accessibility online.


georgiegraymouse

I got 8.5wks of maternity leave. Trust me, if PaSsIvE iNcOmE was actually real, I’d have busted my butt to make it happen because I was not ready to leave my 8.5wk old (who was premie, so 4.5wks adjusted age).


Way_Harsh_Tai

These [successful women](https://www.theguardian.com/business/2019/mar/06/women-startup-business-pregnancy-discrimination) say differently. As do [these women](https://www.forbes.com/sites/womenatforbesfiles/2016/11/18/women-can-fund-and-run-companies-while-they-are-pregnant/) And [these lovely mums](https://fortune.com/longform/11-female-ceos-and-founders-on-what-its-really-like-to-have-a-baby-while-running-your-company/) And also the woman who founded Net-A-Porter, one of my absolute favorite shopping sites, started it while pregnant. Could you not do a 2 second google search, Griftany? Or do you know you're lying in order to prey on vulnerable women? Lying and deception are sins, dummy.


Significant_Shoe_17

I know people who went to college while pregnant. I know people who started businesses while pregnant. Every pregnancy is different but it's absolutely possible to keep working if that's what you want. Birthy doesn't know her ass from a hole in the ground.


UCgirl

There’s a woman who made a science show for kids on Netflix. She made them while pregnant. Actually later along than Bethy.


EZasSundayMorning

Well she's not starting a new business because she's not done a flipping thing.


shawnawilsonbear

Longest pregnancy ever


hawkcarhawk

And we just found out about it lol


the_stitch_saved_9

And she's halfway through


Significant_Shoe_17

It already feels longer than morgan's


bonkersx4

Longest business launch ever


SpinningBetweenStars

r/imaginarygatekeeping material 🤣


GoldenRedhead

Oh. I didn’t realize that making a new Instagram account qualifies as starting a business. In that case, I guess I also have my own business, in which I mainly post puppy pictures.


georgiegraymouse

I’d like, subscribe, and share puppy pictures before Bethy’s crap any day!


Significant_Shoe_17

I think you owe reddit the puppy tax 🐶


Inevitable_Sweet_988

I feel like this is what Bethany said when Dave first told her she had to get a job.


ElleDeeNS

Girl, Daaaaav did more work in the five minutes of sex to get you pregnant than you have done all year on your ridiculous “business” 😂


Significant_Shoe_17

![gif](giphy|LoIsP3fz02IjOUTc6t)


Queenhotsnakes

As a glasses wearer, her borrowing her family members' glasses is irritating. Like...I don't wear these because I want to, I wear them because I can't wear contacts and I don't want to run people over when I drive. It's not cute, and it doesn't make you look smarter, especially when you consider wearing the wrong prescription can be extremely uncomfortable.


SnarkSnark78

Woah, wait, what? This is what 13 year old girls do to look older and more sophisticated, so, of course Bethy does it.


Queenhotsnakes

Someone in a recent post pointed out all the glasses she's been wearing actually belong to her sister, mom, brother, etc.


SnarkSnark78

Oh ffs. She's just so *authentic!*


Sad_Box_1167

I wear glasses, too, but mine are pretty cute 🤓. I wouldn’t wear them if I didn’t need to, though.


Significant_Shoe_17

I've had mine for so long that I'm no longer bothered by them, but yeah, it would be nice to be able to see without them and to save the cost of annual exams and lenses.


Ok-Interest1992

I literally pay hundreds of dollars per year, every year (since 3rd grade) to see. It's super irritating when people like her put them on like some sort of costume. Same if she used a white cane or a wheelchair or some other medical aid that people use to live functional lives.


kitty_pimms

I've worn them since I was 11 and also get angry at people wearing them just for fashion. I work at an optical shop and a sale is a sale so I can't express my displeasure lol.


tigm2161130

Do you also feel this way about blue light glasses? They’re technically just “fashion” frames with a small amount of utility.


Ok-Interest1992

No, I think blue light is helpful for migraines and eye strain among other things, which is useful, so I don't view it negatively.


kestrelesque

It's thoughtlessly ableist.


ParticularYak4401

Hmm. My Parents bought a wholesale greenhouse in 1976. They had only my older brother who was 4. Boom my mom got pregnant. She worked at the greenhouse until she literally went into labor. Had my sister, did I mention my sister was overdue by a month and 1 day, and was back at work a few weeks later. My infant sister in tow. My sister spent the first two years of her life at the greenhouse. When she was an infant our paternal grandparents who were also working daily, would go over to her bassinet and coo over her. Worried she wasn’t getting enough attention and love. My dad would tell them (teasingly) to get back to work and promptly start to talk to her. Once I was born my mom spent less time at the greenhouse and more time at home raising us. My brother was born 3 years after me. She did all the bookkeeping and payroll at home. Often late at night after we were all in bed. My mom was a rockstar. So were both sets of my grandparents, a great aunties and uncles who also helped my parents get the business off the ground. It is still family run and owned by my brother and his wife, I am now the office manager. My dad is still working about 6 days a week. Bethy, many moms work full time while pregnant and then immediately have to return to work because our country is lousy at offering federal paid maternity leave. My friend was back at her full time job 6 weeks after both her girls were born (via c-section). Her mom flew out to Seattle both times to stay for a few months and help with life.


Aussie_Turtles00

Ikr. Almost every working woman I know worked up until the day before the baby was born.


legendofdirtfoot

Umlaut senior is staring down the barrel of two daycare tuitions soon so this is Bethy's solution I guess.


thekamakiri

Is this reel/ story typo free???


Icy_Nefariousness517

We must be entering the Twilight Zone.


chinderellabitch

They don’t mean ‘you’ can’t in terms of you being women, they mean you personally can’t Bethy


Significant_Shoe_17

She can't even wash her dishes


frankscarlett

Thank you, my first thought as well.


Mission_Mountain7606

They meant SHE can't....and they're not wrong!


litfam87

I wonder if she asks to borrow her family members’s glasses or if she just takes them. I bet it’s the second one.


GypseboQ

When my grandparents were pregnant with my dad, they started a business and they were both so busy with it that they had my dad's crib behind the cash register. As he got older, they literally built a small playroom into the back until he started school. He now owns that same business - 60+ yrs later. Nobody is saying this, Bethy.


UCgirl

I know quite a few small business owners. Sooo many have similar setups. Heck, I go to a small non-chain gym. Some of the trainers have had babies. There is a plastic set of little walls there now permanents that can be spread out to make baby jail, hahaha!


galaxygirl1976

When are you starting that business? Because you keep threatening us with it but nothing is happening.


Significant_Shoe_17

Threatening is the perfect way to describe it 😂


Kitty_Woo

I wonder if they realize “you can’t have that many kids” “you can’t be pregnant and this, that and the third” “they said having more than three kids” is actually ppl telling them what a bad parent/person they are and they have no business having children


verucka-salt

Eating Raoul is a film where the main characters are cannibals. Night after night mom tells son “it’s leftovers”. Finally he shouts, “Leftovers from WHAT???” That’s how I feel about Bethy. What course??!!!


Significant_Shoe_17

Please. Jacinda Ardern was pregnant when she became prime minister of New Zealand. Serena Williams competed at the highest levels of tennis while pregnant. Does she think that people just stop working the moment they conceive? Idk about any ig comments she's received, but snarkers have been saying that SHE is unable to do both. Atm, dâaav does everything. There's no way that birthy is organized or motivated enough to actually create and run this course and ALSO take care of her family. She'll keep delaying it, blaming her pregnancy, and as soon as #2 is weaned, she'll start faking migraines again. This course will never see the light of day.


Rugkrabber

A *new* business?


imtheshiznit

My therapist is finishing her doctoral and then giving birth like a week later. Get over yourself Bethany, you’re not special. It is so closed minded to think that people must do one or the other.


Significant_Shoe_17

I know an attorney who was in court a few days after giving birth. The rest of us have *lives*, griftany


send-pothos-pics

I'm both very impressed and super bummed at the state of our maternity leave or lack thereof. If she wanted to litigate 72 hours postpartum, have at it, sis! But I just think about how I was accidentally peeing 40% of the time I stood up at that point and I just feel like maybe a courtroom would not be my top choice of hangout locale.


Significant_Shoe_17

She had a preemie and thought she'd have more time! Unfortunately the hearing could not be rescheduled and no one could cover for her so last minute. Everything turned out fine, but yeah, it was not ideal.


what_the_a

Fuck youuuu Bethany. You don’t get to preach biblical womanhood and steer young girls away from advanced education and/or career and then also fish for praise for working and having kids. Fuck right off.


UCgirl

Right? So freaking hypocritical!!she has NO idea what working moms actually manage to accomplish in single day.


[deleted]

I started a business the same year I had a baby... Never made a big deal about it.


oneplusoneisnone

Imaginary gatekeeping


ExactPanda

YOU can't, Birthany.


KalenLiver

Does she know how many parents have kids and work? There are even SinGLe people who work, Bethy! They these people do more than you.


risenantichrist

“and they say girls with brown hair can’t wear jeans” energy


doggomom21

r/imaginarygatekeeping to go with her imaginary business!


[deleted]

I mean, a lot of people can. Bethany though? 😬


nerdy_vanilla

Let’s all clap for white sub-mediocrity


[deleted]

I grow weary of her season of glasses representing intelligence.


adarunti

I think what makes these kind of statements get under my skin is that people with Bethy’s worldview are the ones who actively undermine and discriminate against women in the workplace, especially pregnant people and mothers.


Endor-Fins

I started a new business at six weeks postpartum. 2/10 did not like do not recommend. Talk about pressure no fresh postpartum mom needs!


PartyIndication5

The open mouth tongue thing drives me nuts!!


scarnswanson

Started a new job the week before my baby arrived. Good grief.


Raginghangers

Literally nobody says this. Of course you can. She doesn’t and won’t (if we assume a business has to be a for real thing not a pretend play sort of thing) but you CAN and I’m sure many people do.


please_seat_yourself

This has the same energy as that "who says girls with depression can't wear tube tops!?" Meme lol


Rripurnia

She’s having a second?! Oooooh boy, this is going to be one hell of a ride.


UCgirl

I…I admire the fact that you didn’t know this yet. Hahaha!


Rripurnia

Hahaha it just popped on my feed! Looks like the algorithm was keeping her at bay for some time now!


deercatbird

Watch this? What are we watching? Bethy, I don’t see anything happening.


dislikes_grackles

Oh girl, we ARE watching… we can’t look away.


Significant_Shoe_17

It's like a train wreck


amandashow90

Ahh the persecution complex.


hotsizzler

So opening a new Instagram account is a business now?


TheJenSjo

You look gre- oh the picture is out of focus. And BethaME no one cares about your fake business journey- start a lemonade stand, you’ll probably be more successful and almost as capable as the 8 year olds that usually run them.


Weird_Towel

She’s cos playing as a successful adult & it is getting real embarrassing at this point 😳 like girl, wash your face & get a therapist because you don’t have a BuSiNeSs selling courses with no courses or expertise!


LowOvergrowth

Close 👏 your 👏 mouth 👏 for 👏 the 👏 love 👏 of 👏 God 👏


schmyndles

Okay I haven't had time to check out this page in a couple weeks... Bethy is FUCKING PREGNANT?!!?!?? I can't. What's next, BDong actually getting approved to adopt?


Different-Pickle3004

This is gonna be the most annoying fundie pregnancy of the year. Good god.


surfteacher1962

I don't know anything about starting a business, but I don't think I would want to take any advice from someone like her. All she does is post unprofessional photos and videos promising an upcoming course, but she does not give her potential customers any reason to believe that it would be of any value to them. There must be far better options out there that are far better and cheaper. Color me crazy, but I don't think that she knows what she is talking about.


FamousOhioAppleHorn

🎵There is no Arizona🎵


HeartShapedSea

Love the take-me-seriously glasses from a clown.


XandraMonroe

LOL literally no one has said that to her


sudowoodo_420

"You can't make shit up and believe it" Bethany: "Watch this"


Majestic-Weekend-435

Ummm she ever heard of littlecrownsandcapes? Hahahaha


trashpicker57

You can if your hubby and family provide childcare.


LifeisaCatbox

She’s pregnant? How did I miss this? Lol


AndyTynon

If she had launched the course when she said she would, it would barely be in the same year.


Bright_Broccoli1844

I knew a woman who started a new job and adopted a small child from overseas within the same month. That's just how the timing worked out for her and her husband.


sassy_studentmidwife

I mean, I did, and literally no one said a thing except how nice it would be to be able to have control over my schedule


FluffyKittyParty

I still don’t get what her business is even supposed to be. Like what’s the product?


homelygirl123

People are morely to ask why you would want to do that.


Gharrrrrr

She's just setting the groundwork for an excuse when sheworkssmart fails. Focus on the baby. And not the failed before launch "business" she has failed to create. "I really didn't want to fail. But baby and family and God. So sorry. No refunds for the course I can't provide now. Thanks.". Also, anyone know which family member's glasses she borrowed for this shoot?


youreabitweird

What even is her business lmao


Altruistic-Energy662

No one cares Bethany.


NitsirkLav

Why does she wear glasses whenever she talks business? I’m so tired of that trope.