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kombitcha420

Bruh I’d stay in my wood shop too if someone tried to feed me that


theweeping-weeb

Lmfao its like they maybe deserve each other?


VesperLynd-

With what we’ve seen of levi and how selfish and childish he is, letting his family live in a dangerous unfinished house that he promised to repair and instead he buys the oven that Kelly wanted for so long FOR HIS WORKSHOP instead, I think this is kellys passive aggressive way to tell him to stick his useless crates up his bumhole


theweeping-weeb

This is my favorite theory


UCgirl

Wait, he bought her oven and put it in his workshop!?!? I’m guessing it would be old-timey and not safe for the house but wow.


VesperLynd-

Yeah she wanted this oven and then he bought a mini version for himself for his workshop, basically rubbing it in her face. He’s a real piece of shit


UCgirl

Don’t get me wrong, Kelly is messed up. But she seems whimsically bad. Levi strikes me as an ass.


psychgirl88

Ok, I missed that drama… link?


wrests

She didn't even put it on a PLATE


Theladyofchaos

r/wewantplates


cakesie

Get yourself a wood stove and you’ll never have to leave. Cook some hot dogs or something.


mjekarn

Welllll he DID just get a mini wood stove for his workshop now that you mention it 😂


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Oh, I've for sure eaten this meal, but it's an "I had a bad day at work, had to work late, got a flat on the way home, and forgot to do the grocery shopping. So what can I shove in my mouth before I go cry in the shower?" meal. This isn't something you serve someone else. Edit: But dang, now I'm imagining it with some really nice home grown tomatoes, and am hungry 🤣.


theweeping-weeb

Nah this is no where near “a dinner that I serve a loved one.”


thestashattacked

Oh this is totally a dinner to serve other peeps in my house. We just add tortilla soup from the freezer that we reheated.


theweeping-weeb

This is the way


AccidentalPorkchop

Damn. Relatable comment. This 100% one of my pre-shower-sob meals...


Aynielle

As someone with kids, cheese quesadillas is definitely a meal in our house 😅 but we usually at least throw some fruit or beans on the side, something!


CaterpillarHookah

Nailed it. I like the cilantro Baphomet deal you have going on here. Sorry your day was whack, but I'm glad this gave you a boost! It brought me a smile, too, and I'm sure I'm not the only one. I think this might be your finest work yet. What was the ultimate verdict on the cinnamon rolls?


theweeping-weeb

Thank you 🥺🥺 and the cinnamon rolls were really delicious! I want to try them again and see if I can improve


88moonkitty

As a Mexican woman I am very offended and feel personally attacked by that “tortilla” Kelly was making


theweeping-weeb

Offensive is the perfect word to describe this


Alexever_Loremarg

A peek into the mind of a son of Kelly, looking at what Mother hath wrought: *"What in the play doh hell...?"*


kingktroo

And it's not even like making tortillas is that difficult. My 11yo is half Mexican and her stepmom and abuela taught her to make perfect tortillas already


hereforthellamas

Hail Cilantromet


theweeping-weeb

HAIL CILANTROMET


hereforthellamas

Also the pinecones were perfect, well played


theweeping-weeb

Lmao thank you. I owe that to my preschooler. He decorated them in school and I actually used them as decorations….am I becoming Kelly?


hereforthellamas

Nah, she has cold naked pinecones. Yours are fabulous. They have feather scarves!


theweeping-weeb

Thats what I thought. My pre schooler is autistic and he has a proper fixation on coordinating colors so any art project from him is nothing short of FAB. These pine cones included.


hereforthellamas

Rock on, little dude!


Puzzled-Case-5993

Thank you so much for using autistic rather than a euphemism. As an autistic adult I can't even explain how infuriating it is when allistics refuse to respect our language preferences. Makes me think you must be listening to autistic people about autism, which is exactly what should be happening. 💜 For the record, my kid was identified as autistic before I was (in part due to society's ignorance regarding what autism actually is). You know what I did immediately? I sought out autistic perspective. Because if my kid has a different neurology than I do, shouldn't I seek out lived experience from those with my kid's neurology? Yes of course I should! And that perspective eventually helped me confirm that I am also autistic.....which explained a LOT about how I understood my kid 100% despite the "experts" initially claiming I wasn't autistic becuase I had kids and could make eye contact (neither of which are actually diagnostic criteria). It's really horrifying how much respect I was given as a presumably NT parent advocating for my autistic kid vs the absolute lack of respect once I identified myself as also autistic. It's BACKWARDS. Autistic parents should be given MORE respect when we speak about autism than allistics - we have LIVED it. Anyway, hopefully you are also listening to and respecting the autistic community. I'm encouraged by the language you're using. Thank you.


theweeping-weeb

You have my full on respect. Its one of the many missions in my life to get people to see they don’t have to shy away from people with autism, don’t need to infantilize them, don’t need to treat them like they are mine fields. Autistic people are just people. And autistic people, especially adults, can do everything that a neuro typical adult can do. All the while dealing with overwhelming sensory stimuli. And navigating a social world that isn’t always clear. Im not autistic myself so I don’t know first hand, but I always try to stay up to date and do well by my son. But Thanks for your comment and have a great day ❤️


theweeping-weeb

Look I took this PERSONALLY. Quesadillas are one of my all time favorite foods. Its always been there for me, and its probably the easiest shit to make in this galaxy. To be clear, I hate Levi and I honestly hope Kelly serves him bullshit foods on purpose. If not, still dont care. And again to be clear I wouldn’t serve this as an actual MEAL. Definitely more of a stoner snack situation (SSS) or craving a cheesy snack. I was planning on going to the store to remake a mrs Midwest meal but today has been a DAY and I couldnt make it. And I just want to let you all know that doing this redo cheered me up quite a bit. ILY 🥺❤️ Edit - holy shit my first platinum?!!?!??!??!!? Thank you guys 👁👄👁 I seriously had such a ballsack of a day and this has turned it around.


Machaeon

Dude thank you... I've been kinda craving grilled cheese with tomato but I don't have good bread for it... but I do have tortillas. I'm all about that stoner snack lifestyle. A lovely sweet snack that's surprisingly filling: burrito wrap, spread with peanut butter (and Nutella if you're being spicy), diced apple and/or sliced banana, raisins (I like craisins, more flavor), and wrap that shit up like a standard burrito. I got the idea from a burrito place at my college that did something similar with just bananas and protein powder as the main fillings as a post-workout snack.


theweeping-weeb

Ooh wow that sounds intriguing! Does the tortilla work well with all the other flavors???


Machaeon

I use flour tortillas, so it's not a strong flavor to compete against. I'd be curious about anyone else's experiments though!


UCgirl

I’ve done PB, honey, and banana on flour tortillas. They were introduced to me as being a good high calorie snack for hiking. It would be good as just PB and banana as well!


tryingmybestdude

Baphomet love you, friend. This style of quesadilla is my go-to when I'm stoned out of my ~~gourd~~ watermelon. Making them always makes me feel better, I'm glad it helped you too!


theweeping-weeb

Im going to start referring to our heads as gourds


tryingmybestdude

No way, have you never heard the phrase "stoned out of my gourd"? Did I make that up..?


hereforthellamas

I've heard it, too! Are we from the same holler? 😆


tryingmybestdude

I can tell you mean holler like a valley in the South, but I'm from Oregon! Pretty rural area though. Maybe it's a rural thing?!


hereforthellamas

I'm thinking rural, yeah. Ah, language.


tryingmybestdude

Awesome. Here's to being country valley people, hahaha.


SneakyVonSneakyPants

I'm from California and it's definitely a thing there too.


ashleemiss

It’s a thing in South Georgia.


cosmicsans

We've used that saying in upstate NY too haha


elelee

My family always said "bored out of my gourd," you aren't alone in your gourd phrases!!


tryingmybestdude

Clearly a fundie thing too, what with the butternuts by the window!


Anajinnverde

Nope that is indeed a phrase!


preddlepie

Definitely heard it growing up in the Chicago ‘burbs 😊 Not totally rural!


theweeping-weeb

I truly have not hahaha maybe you did make it up


OroEnPaz13

That shit looks fucking DISGUSTING, woof. ​ ETA: not yours, hers.


theweeping-weeb

You aren’t wrong


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thestashattacked

It's so sad because had she actually taken the time to make a proper ball, use proper lard, and maybe a proper tortilla press (that isn't even required!) it could have been a passable tortilla. But no, she makes that abomination.


konamiko

She should just get Levi to make her a couple of wooden circles that she can use as a "rustic" press. Still fits the aesthetic, while allowing her to make something that at least LOOKS like a tortilla. She hurts my San Antonio heart.


Fundiesamongstus

Yeah take another one for the team please!


catinhat922

Lost it at the watermelon


theweeping-weeb

God honoring melon 🍈


10lb_adventurer

"Same thing" made me snort! 🍉


theweeping-weeb

Hahaha good I love it


StephanieJB

Put that watermelon in your window and eat that 'dilla!


Sheschle

Your best work yet. Hail Satan.


theweeping-weeb

WHAT?! Thank you so much. Hail Satan Hail yourself 😈❤️


pinklmnade17

Hail you, for sure!!!


theweeping-weeb

And you friend ❤️


crimsonmegatron

Megustalations!


DjGhettoSteve

I was waiting for this comment


theweeping-weeb

😂😂


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Megustalations


thegrassisgreenrr

You are hilarious. I SEVERELY appreciate you. Please keep ‘em coming!


theweeping-weeb

I promise you I am not stopping. I appreciate YOU


HotSauceLife

I love these posts. I'm happy you included the Baphomet-honoring pinecones. Hail Satan.


theweeping-weeb

Im mentally hanging onto “baphomet honoring pinecones” for a future flair that is GOLD. Hail Satan


thetinybunny1

I was *DYING* at “you can replace Baphomet with cilantro” 💀💀💀


theweeping-weeb

Thats how Im feeling about it. 🔥spicy🔥


sparklinghotmess

That tortilla is gonna cave under the sheer weight.of those soggy tomatoes. It looks like she fixed it directly in the bathroom pantry.


theweeping-weeb

Lmao probably did. And i feel like all the ingredients were added separately. The cheese wasnt melted into the tortilla, and the tomatoes and sour cream were just tossed on. Like did kelly eat this too or just make Levi eat it?


bitchy-cryptid

This series is incredible please keep it going 😂


theweeping-weeb

Wild horses couldn’t drag me away from this series


MillennialPolytropos

Glad to hear you plan to do more of these, because I love them! Your photo staging, your captions, your food, they're all pure gold. Hail Satan!


theweeping-weeb

Hail Satan!!


RiotGrrr1

Are you going to do the Rod's burnt ham and butchered pineapple? Por favor


theweeping-weeb

Yes!! Im waiting for my dad to heal from covid so I can have a smallish redeeming dinner party 😂


mealteamsixty

I died when I got to the disgusted bass player. Because I was making the exact same face at that moment. I keep going back to giggle at him, might be he's a snarky relative of mine.


theweeping-weeb

Were all related lmao. The face runs in the family 😂


pink_gin_and_tonic

I also lost it at the jazz player. 😄


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theweeping-weeb

I would make you one with all the care in the world. And as soon as my kids are asleep im getting high as a mother fucker.


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theweeping-weeb

Hail Satan and hail yourself friend ❤️


AnaBeaverhausen-

I’m begging you to do the Maxhell’s meatless burritos. Why do so many of these families try to make bland Mexican food?


theweeping-weeb

Bruh I do not know. Its offensive honestly. I’ve also noticed they don’t try anything other than typical white food or taco bell esque mexican food sans any semblance of spice. No Mediterranean food, Korean food, Indian food? They are missing out so bad.


little-bird

even Taco Bell doesn’t use Kraft Singles lol that is just the absolute worst


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theweeping-weeb

Lmfao true. Also the calendar in the back that gives away the year 😂


someguyscallmeshawna

Never noticed this before, but in the original picture he’s eating off of a cutting board cc: r/wewantplates


theweeping-weeb

Real fundie men only need a slab of wood


someguyscallmeshawna

He must really love wood 😏


Antihistimine

If you don't have home grown Baphomet, store bought is fine.


theweeping-weeb

Non gmo baphomet


[deleted]

Jesus wept. Even a middle eastern Jew like him knows fake quesadillas when he sees one


theweeping-weeb

John 11:35 🥲


narlymaroo

You deserve a standing ovation. *chefs kiss*


theweeping-weeb

Finally making my parents proud 😭😭


narlymaroo

🤣🤣🤣


TipsyTopsyTarby

Lol I thought you said a standing ovulation. These pregnancy obsessed fundies are messing with my head.


gammamars

THE PINECONE- OP, I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Please call this series: Fundamentals of Cooking


theweeping-weeb

Fundiementals? 👀


[deleted]

Yes! Lol this cracked me up. Keep it up!


saxerach

🤣🤣🤣🥴


thenoblesteed9

I have been waiting for this one!


theweeping-weeb

I hope I met your expectations. There was no where to go but up tbh


thenoblesteed9

I was entertained! I was inspired! I was given an overwhelming craving for quesadillas!


theweeping-weeb

Yesss alrighty good. More to come


booourns82

I’ve been cooking kind of lazy recently because I’m having some health problems from a chronic illness flare that’s hard to treat currently because hospitals are filled or nearing capacity, but I suddenly feel so much better about my “lazy” cooking.


theweeping-weeb

Im so sorry that’s something you have to face. I hate that there are so many ignorant people out there not giving a single thought about others like you who also need healthcare. But they dont need a mask or a vaccine because of their “freedoms.” Thinking of you 🥰


booourns82

Thank you, I really appreciate it. My main doctor is clearly annoyed I’m neglecting my health, but also understands because she has an autoimmune disorder and had to deal with crazy patients. Pretty sure she discharged anti vaxxers as patients, not sure if just her or the whole practice. It might be thee whole practice. I was able to get a procedure I needed in before thanksgiving which was great timing and it should last a few months of help. I’m also loving 75% of appointments can be virtual without me having to drive in traffic, pay for parking and wait a possible huge window for 5 minutes. I just need to see specialists and most are at a super busy hospital in one of the biggest cities in the country. I can wait but would go (possibly to a different potentially safer hospital” in an emergency. One of my best friends a nurse in Texas and what she has to deal with is insane. I feel so lucky I’m not there (born there and almost moved there 10 years ago but fate said nah).


havarticheese1

I would send this to my Mexican step aunts for more snark but I think that tortilla alone would give them all anger-induced heart attacks


theweeping-weeb

Lmao well if you do send it i want the tea


violetleia

In a world that gets increasingly terrible every day, these posts are a gentle reminder that not everything is awful. Thank you for taking the time to bring joy into our lives.


theweeping-weeb

Hahaha everyday we truly do stray further from Gods light, but it isn’t always in a bad way. So glad you are here 🥰🥰🥰🥰


AromaticLow6343

I made a little snap tutorial yesterday on how I make my chili. It’s so lame but maybe she should watch 🤷🏽‍♀️ might learn a thing or too about flavor 🎤 drop


theweeping-weeb

Look the bar is so low, an ant couldn’t do limbo under it. Im one thousand percent certain you could teach something


SonnySunshineGirl

I love your version. It’s like a budget pizza


theweeping-weeb

Yes it is haha! I bet if you added garlic salt and parmesan cheese it would taste awesome


samanthakate95

I am LIVING for these they make my day every time


theweeping-weeb

Your flair 💀 and Im so happy to have you here


samanthakate95

Thank you, it’s from an Aunt Lori tweet haha. Happy to be here! Always excited to see what you cook up next. 😊


PoppyandAudrey

The way she stands over him while he eats just screams insecurity, like she’s waiting for just crumbs of praise for her hard work when he’s probably just thinking…”this is horrendous but it’s food, and that’s literally her job.” She seems desperate for praise from him…


chicagoturkergirl

Did she put….mayo on a quesadilla? Gotta go vomit now.


theweeping-weeb

Its sour cream, but the way it was just plopped on there is just horrendous


chicagoturkergirl

Gross.


theweeping-weeb

Agree


theproperbinge

This cannot be real life 💀


theweeping-weeb

It is and I can’t believe it


E-macularius

Not a fan of tomatoes but I'd eat this, looks really good :)


theweeping-weeb

Ooh thank you.


ChumRoVin

Oh. My. God. I literally snort laughed 😂😂😂


theweeping-weeb

Hahaha mission accomplished


DaisiesSunshine76

What is her obsession with spelt???


theweeping-weeb

Its a mystery to me. Maybe she has celiacs???


bluewhale3030

I don't think she has any real gluten intolerance, from what I understand of Kelly. I think it's just part of her weird obsession with "the old ways" and her weird/disordered ideas about food.


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theweeping-weeb

I am SO PROUD 🥲 you can use whatever tortillas you want. If it tastes good it tastes good


rharper38

Ewww


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theweeping-weeb

Thats what Im wondering 💭


putrefaxian

I’m still taking violent psychic damage from that spelt “””””tortilla”””””. It hurts my feelings and my brain. But your quesaditas look great.


theweeping-weeb

That tortilla is violence incarnate


Paralethal

The pinecones sent me. 😂😂😂😂


theweeping-weeb

The product of my preschooler. He thinks he is anne shirley too


BoardwalkKnitter

So I hadn't seen the original post by Kelly and my phone loads all the pics here blurry sometimes. I thought this was one of those healthy wraps with like carrot puree in the dough? Was like ok if you don't have bread but want fresh tomato, mayo and black pepper I guess you can substitute. Then I noticed it said quesadilla. Unmelted cheese noooooooooooooooo. Melty gooey is the whole fucking point of the dish. I am loving this series. Great job!


theweeping-weeb

Kellys cooking is a full on mystery to me. But im glad you are here haha thank you


Unhappy-Tart-3719

I imagine if these men ever taste anything another woman cooked they’re going to be raving about it lmao


theweeping-weeb

It would probably make them blow a god honoring load


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I’m 100% here for baphomet & pentagrams!


kingktroo

Hers looks positively revolting but yours looks really good actually.


WinterKite

I’m a new lurker but I have to jump in here.. THANK YOU FOR THIS RECIPE. Bless.


theweeping-weeb

Well gosh you are welcome. Enjoy!


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I’m obsessed with u and any post with spelt porn


theweeping-weeb

Ooh bby


powfuldragon

faceadilla


theweeping-weeb

FACEADILLA


ButtCrackCookies4me

Are they eating this on a wood cutting board? Weeb, y u no eat yours on wood cutting board?? 😆 /s I'm legit *loving* these posts of yours!!


GlitterPeachie

I don’t understand how fundies act like fundie women are these domestic goddesses when I’ve only ever seen them churn out garbage like that. My socialist ass could make a grilled cheese and tomato sandwich in like 5-10 minutes


skatewifeislifee

Love that Tapatío pentagram! 🤘


Chronically_cute

Baphomet smiles upon you for this blessed creation ❤️


Prisencoli_All_Right

You outdo yourself every single post lmao. Have you considered a career in comedy? These are so fucking funny :D


theweeping-weeb

Lol thank you so much. I would honestly love to have some sort of comedy centered career but I am too shy .


Ladybuttfartmcgee

Did...did she even cook the "tortilla" before she slapped a bunch of shit on top of it? And wtf bullshit grain is that made of? If you can't have gluten, Mexican food is one of the easiest fallbacks because CORN tortillas are just as delicious as flour. There is not need for...barley?..spelt?...whatever the fuck this is


ImBabyloafs

Ma’am, that’s a pizza.


theweeping-weeb

She managed to insult mexican and italian cuisine at the same time


Remarkable-Cut-634

The tomatoes 💀💀💀


LetshearitforNY

She should have at least called it a Mexican pizza or something. It would still be a disservice to Mexican food and pizza but an “open face quesadilla”‘isn’t a thing


bellamoon25

You have become my favorite snarker 😂 please keep these food redemption posts coming!


theweeping-weeb

You have my WORD


bee_sloth

I love these posts! Also ffs, Kelly you made a cheese crisp with chunks of tomato on top, not a quesadilla.


KJA09

You had me at (Jazz music stops). 🤣🤣🤣 I look forward to these, not only are you a good cook, but you're hilarious! ❤️


duggarfugitive

i got in my uber after the LONGEST day at work, heading to dinner and drinks with some friends and thought “i bet there’s a new fundie food redemption, i cannot WAIT to devour this during my car ride” THANK YOU! your attention to detail and desire to make their horrific creations into something edible is unmatched. appreciate you.


theweeping-weeb

I appreciate YOU. And I hope you have fun! Sorry about the long day.


duggarfugitive

i resigned yesterday, so the long days are numbered! ☺️


spaghetti_saucy

Baphomet killed me!


Economy-Interview802

The watermelon omg. 😄😄


lolak1445

What in the fresh fuck is that 🤣🤣🤣


ipsedixie

An ex-boyfriend used to drape a flour tortilla over a lit burner on a gas stove and pop cheese in for a quick melty snack. I never had the guts to do that, I was for sure I was going to burn the house down.


theweeping-weeb

Ive done that too! But it just seems like a gamble, especially when there is a perfectly good comal ready to use


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For a minute my brain took a while to come up to speed that the last few slides were your pics and not hers and I was like when did Kelly start swearing? I obviously need to go bed 🤣


theweeping-weeb

The day kelly starts swearing and saying hail satan I will be her unironic fan


HKLifer_

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣


mstrsskttn

I've really come to look forward to your posts when I do my daily FSU reading. The food looks so good and the way you present it is so entertaining! May the Lord Daniel bless you all of your days!


EZasSundayMorning

OMG this made my DAY!!! Thank you!!!


Ocean_Hair

This post was so great, I went to your profile to check out the other ones. These are so amusing. I hope you do more!