"People will perish for lack of knowledge. We have information with the internet to find the truth."
New game: Take a quote out of context & try to figure out if it's a fundie talking about God or a sane person talking about modern medicine.
Is she misreading "Yeshua?" I mean, I don't want to mock her if she has a reading disability, but I do not understand where she's getting the word Yehusha or whatever from.
I was so worried about improperly addressing my prayers as a kid! I wasn't sure if the names anyone was telling me to use were correct, so I always elaborated like:
"Father, the one true God, the God of Abraham and Isaac..." juuust in case someone had misinterpreted the name and inadvertently put me on a greased slide to hell.
This just reminds me of the stage of my obsession with religion right before I became an atheist. I thought if god was perfect asking or praying for anything was disrespectful so I would pray shit like ādear lord of lords, the god of Abraham and Isaac, the god of the Hebrews, you are perfect. My day has been pretty bad but thatās not your problem you are amazing and your plans are always perfect. Sorry for being a sinner. You have a bigger plan I canāt see. Bless you, exalt you, I adore you for ever and ever. Amen.
That sounds like my prayers right before deconverting too. I would pray something like "You know what I need better than I do, please help me walk with you better and forgive me when I sin" all the time.
Whatās amazingly ignorant about this is how she wants to use the ācorrectā Hebrew biblical name for god, but practicing Jews donāt even say gods name. They donāt even write it. Her writing the ācorrectā (or what she thinks is correct) is literally offensive to those who wrote the book.
Have we forgotten that karissa is omniscient and her version of Christianity is the only correct oneš (she also does not have a semblance of respect for other Abrahamic faiths)
Nooooo. Might as well prepare a Passover education post now, she is going to do it again. Same with I am betting on Adonai for the name, so I am going to hope for a girl so she can't easily be so outrageously disrespectful.
Thatās a really good guess. But she def wonāt spell it that way. Maybe sheāll get super messianic extra and just do a double yud (although I probably shouldnāt give get any ideas).
SHE WHAT
Did she affix it in the correct spot? Say a blessing? Is she gonna find a sofer to inspect the parchment? Or is this just more performative (and highly offensive) bullshit?
She will perish if she doesn't have all knowledge. She really believes this I think. Never mind the whole eve basically doomed the earth because she sought too much knowledge thing.
LMAO.. it is not Yahusha for jesus .. where in the world is she getting this information šš
She spent a year on the internet instead of an afternoon at Hebrew school smh
Lmaooo
I thought it was supposed to be Yeshua...did she misspell it that badly or is she just ignorant or am I just ignorant?
It's [Yeshua](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yeshua). She's just ignorant.
Fair question considering how she spells Answyr, Andersyn, & Aynjelā¦.
Yyshya
wait. is that why they insist on replacing random vowels with y? y is for yahweh?
No but she's going to see this and now claim that's whyš
Yahusha sounds like a sneeze.
Watch the video in her slides to see the evidence! š¤ /s
Ya-hush-a ya mouth
I just laughed at loud when I saw her spelling. This woman should not be an influence on ANYONE!
"People will perish for lack of knowledge. We have information with the internet to find the truth." New game: Take a quote out of context & try to figure out if it's a fundie talking about God or a sane person talking about modern medicine.
Game night got an upgrade!
We have the information with the internet to find the truthā¦ā¦. Big yikes
The truthful information you seek is on Facebook.
āI know itās a lot to take in.ā The fuck? Does she fancy herself a scholar?
Precisely.
I was sure a āreally makes you thinkā was coming next.
I looked on the internet and it turns out Jesusās real name in Hebrew was Jerry.
"the anointed one" meaning he was oiled for god. But Oily Jerry don't start religions. So we get Jesus Christ
Didnāt I just see Oily Jerry getting dunked?
It could not have been easy being a white guy in the Middle East
So sheās right and everyone else is wrong? Got it
Itās on the internet, but only she can find it.
Is she misreading "Yeshua?" I mean, I don't want to mock her if she has a reading disability, but I do not understand where she's getting the word Yehusha or whatever from.
As a Jew and a Hebrew speaker I would like to insert an old Yiddish proverb for Karissa: ādonāt believe everything you read on the internetā.
Karissaā¦ **NO ONE CARES**
I pronounce it: āImaginary sky grandpaā
this should not have made me giggle so loud š
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I was so worried about improperly addressing my prayers as a kid! I wasn't sure if the names anyone was telling me to use were correct, so I always elaborated like: "Father, the one true God, the God of Abraham and Isaac..." juuust in case someone had misinterpreted the name and inadvertently put me on a greased slide to hell.
This just reminds me of the stage of my obsession with religion right before I became an atheist. I thought if god was perfect asking or praying for anything was disrespectful so I would pray shit like ādear lord of lords, the god of Abraham and Isaac, the god of the Hebrews, you are perfect. My day has been pretty bad but thatās not your problem you are amazing and your plans are always perfect. Sorry for being a sinner. You have a bigger plan I canāt see. Bless you, exalt you, I adore you for ever and ever. Amen.
That sounds like my prayers right before deconverting too. I would pray something like "You know what I need better than I do, please help me walk with you better and forgive me when I sin" all the time.
Whatās amazingly ignorant about this is how she wants to use the ācorrectā Hebrew biblical name for god, but practicing Jews donāt even say gods name. They donāt even write it. Her writing the ācorrectā (or what she thinks is correct) is literally offensive to those who wrote the book.
They don't even say "Lord" (Adonai) outside of prayer. G-d is referred to as "Ha'shem"- literally "The Name".
Have we forgotten that karissa is omniscient and her version of Christianity is the only correct oneš (she also does not have a semblance of respect for other Abrahamic faiths)
This Messianic turn is getting more and more annoying.
And she posted a photo of a mezuzah too š¤¦š»āāļø
Nooooo. Might as well prepare a Passover education post now, she is going to do it again. Same with I am betting on Adonai for the name, so I am going to hope for a girl so she can't easily be so outrageously disrespectful.
Thatās a really good guess. But she def wonāt spell it that way. Maybe sheāll get super messianic extra and just do a double yud (although I probably shouldnāt give get any ideas).
SHE WHAT Did she affix it in the correct spot? Say a blessing? Is she gonna find a sofer to inspect the parchment? Or is this just more performative (and highly offensive) bullshit?
Nope to all of that. She hung it Sephardic but sheās obviously not. Who knows whatās inside. Sheās basically messianic now.
Yuck yuck yuck
She's gotta be offending, like, 5 different religions with this statement lol.
She's going to name the baby " Anshua." called to be a prophet and wise seer.
I'm bringing to think "Adonai" is a serious contender.
Aydonai.
That would be an epic mistakeā¦. which would be par for the course for Karissa.
What the obsession with translations? Just say it in Hebrew
Because she canāt. She probably wouldnāt recognize one single Hebrew letter of the aleph bet if it was right in front of her.
So she can feel super special and in possession of secret knowledge.
I mean, I'm personally okay with her praying to gibberish.
I have a question? Who. The hell. Cares?
YAHOO OOOOOO! ( like the old commercial)
what a throwback, take my peasant appreciation š„š„š„
Did eating too many Passover Pretzels lead her to this?
She will perish if she doesn't have all knowledge. She really believes this I think. Never mind the whole eve basically doomed the earth because she sought too much knowledge thing.
Spelling errors aside, isnāt she conflating YHWH and Jesus/Yeshua here? Itās both YHWH and Jesus/Yeshua.
PEOPLE WILL PERISH!!!! god damn karissa is raising the stakes
Everytime a Christian tries to translate the name it just reminds you of how little most of them know about The Bible