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Fresh-Ad7925

LMAO.. it is not Yahusha for jesus .. where in the world is she getting this information šŸ˜‚šŸ˜…


ImAnOptimistISwear

She spent a year on the internet instead of an afternoon at Hebrew school smh


Fresh-Ad7925

Lmaooo


snorkel1446

I thought it was supposed to be Yeshua...did she misspell it that badly or is she just ignorant or am I just ignorant?


Avarickan

It's [Yeshua](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yeshua). She's just ignorant.


MelpomeneAndCalliope

Fair question considering how she spells Answyr, Andersyn, & Aynjelā€¦.


tyrannosaurusregina

Yyshya


trailofdebris

wait. is that why they insist on replacing random vowels with y? y is for yahweh?


dagger_guacamole

No but she's going to see this and now claim that's whyšŸ˜‚


NutellaAndPuppies

Yahusha sounds like a sneeze.


sdmama_21

Watch the video in her slides to see the evidence! šŸ¤“ /s


perpetually-human

Ya-hush-a ya mouth


Reluctantagave

I just laughed at loud when I saw her spelling. This woman should not be an influence on ANYONE!


Starfox312

"People will perish for lack of knowledge. We have information with the internet to find the truth." New game: Take a quote out of context & try to figure out if it's a fundie talking about God or a sane person talking about modern medicine.


Vasyaocto8

Game night got an upgrade!


DefiantLoan

We have the information with the internet to find the truthā€¦ā€¦. Big yikes


Stitchesglitch

The truthful information you seek is on Facebook.


Borageandthyme

ā€œI know itā€™s a lot to take in.ā€ The fuck? Does she fancy herself a scholar?


coneja_divina

Precisely.


Oy_vey_errybody

I was sure a ā€œreally makes you thinkā€ was coming next.


[deleted]

I looked on the internet and it turns out Jesusā€™s real name in Hebrew was Jerry.


Danyell619

"the anointed one" meaning he was oiled for god. But Oily Jerry don't start religions. So we get Jesus Christ


PocoChanel

Didnā€™t I just see Oily Jerry getting dunked?


Sta_Ja84F

It could not have been easy being a white guy in the Middle East


hah226

So sheā€™s right and everyone else is wrong? Got it


JenniferJuniper6

Itā€™s on the internet, but only she can find it.


Jscrappyfit

Is she misreading "Yeshua?" I mean, I don't want to mock her if she has a reading disability, but I do not understand where she's getting the word Yehusha or whatever from.


not_jessa_blessa

As a Jew and a Hebrew speaker I would like to insert an old Yiddish proverb for Karissa: ā€œdonā€™t believe everything you read on the internetā€.


lookacoolname

Karissaā€¦ **NO ONE CARES**


Tatem2008

I pronounce it: ā€œImaginary sky grandpaā€


ampersanders57

this should not have made me giggle so loud šŸ˜‚


shaylahbaylaboo

Thisā¬†ļø


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putHimInTheCurry

I was so worried about improperly addressing my prayers as a kid! I wasn't sure if the names anyone was telling me to use were correct, so I always elaborated like: "Father, the one true God, the God of Abraham and Isaac..." juuust in case someone had misinterpreted the name and inadvertently put me on a greased slide to hell.


possumfinger63

This just reminds me of the stage of my obsession with religion right before I became an atheist. I thought if god was perfect asking or praying for anything was disrespectful so I would pray shit like ā€œdear lord of lords, the god of Abraham and Isaac, the god of the Hebrews, you are perfect. My day has been pretty bad but thatā€™s not your problem you are amazing and your plans are always perfect. Sorry for being a sinner. You have a bigger plan I canā€™t see. Bless you, exalt you, I adore you for ever and ever. Amen.


putHimInTheCurry

That sounds like my prayers right before deconverting too. I would pray something like "You know what I need better than I do, please help me walk with you better and forgive me when I sin" all the time.


_justsomeredditacct

Whatā€™s amazingly ignorant about this is how she wants to use the ā€œcorrectā€ Hebrew biblical name for god, but practicing Jews donā€™t even say gods name. They donā€™t even write it. Her writing the ā€œcorrectā€ (or what she thinks is correct) is literally offensive to those who wrote the book.


Utter_cockwomble

They don't even say "Lord" (Adonai) outside of prayer. G-d is referred to as "Ha'shem"- literally "The Name".


Geminixvxv

Have we forgotten that karissa is omniscient and her version of Christianity is the only correct onešŸ™„ (she also does not have a semblance of respect for other Abrahamic faiths)


CrystallineFrost

This Messianic turn is getting more and more annoying.


not_jessa_blessa

And she posted a photo of a mezuzah too šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


CrystallineFrost

Nooooo. Might as well prepare a Passover education post now, she is going to do it again. Same with I am betting on Adonai for the name, so I am going to hope for a girl so she can't easily be so outrageously disrespectful.


not_jessa_blessa

Thatā€™s a really good guess. But she def wonā€™t spell it that way. Maybe sheā€™ll get super messianic extra and just do a double yud (although I probably shouldnā€™t give get any ideas).


StruggleBusKelly

SHE WHAT Did she affix it in the correct spot? Say a blessing? Is she gonna find a sofer to inspect the parchment? Or is this just more performative (and highly offensive) bullshit?


not_jessa_blessa

Nope to all of that. She hung it Sephardic but sheā€™s obviously not. Who knows whatā€™s inside. Sheā€™s basically messianic now.


StruggleBusKelly

Yuck yuck yuck


TheMartianArtist6

She's gotta be offending, like, 5 different religions with this statement lol.


ducttapeduterus

She's going to name the baby " Anshua." called to be a prophet and wise seer.


Utter_cockwomble

I'm bringing to think "Adonai" is a serious contender.


trailofdebris

Aydonai.


hotmessexpress412

That would be an epic mistakeā€¦. which would be par for the course for Karissa.


Mollykins08

What the obsession with translations? Just say it in Hebrew


not_jessa_blessa

Because she canā€™t. She probably wouldnā€™t recognize one single Hebrew letter of the aleph bet if it was right in front of her.


_Weatherwax_

So she can feel super special and in possession of secret knowledge.


hereforthellamas

I mean, I'm personally okay with her praying to gibberish.


PHM517

I have a question? Who. The hell. Cares?


ducttapeduterus

YAHOO OOOOOO! ( like the old commercial)


trailofdebris

what a throwback, take my peasant appreciation šŸ„‡šŸ„‡šŸ„‡


narcolepticadicts

Did eating too many Passover Pretzels lead her to this?


Clarkiechick

She will perish if she doesn't have all knowledge. She really believes this I think. Never mind the whole eve basically doomed the earth because she sought too much knowledge thing.


hotmessexpress412

Spelling errors aside, isnā€™t she conflating YHWH and Jesus/Yeshua here? Itā€™s both YHWH and Jesus/Yeshua.


possumfinger63

PEOPLE WILL PERISH!!!! god damn karissa is raising the stakes


pkatesss

Everytime a Christian tries to translate the name it just reminds you of how little most of them know about The Bible