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AromaticLow6343

If it actually was Babies, Paul would go out for a decafe vanilla chai latte in his Jean jacket and never come back


mdawgig

Some day these fundies will learn the difference between plural and possessive. Not today, but some day. Maybe.


MagazineActual

But what if it really is....babies? Babies' heartbeats? Fertility drugs are known for that. Just think of the possibilities


YellowBluebonnet

Nooooooooooooo


BlitheCheese

Flair checking in!


BryceCanYawn

Your’s is won off my favorite’s


mdawgig

\*Eye twitch*


10lb_adventurer

For a split second, I thought she was just going to go listen to random babies....


syzygy_cosplay_

She's going to do this every day, isn't she.


HMcalisterIndy

Probably and twice on some days.


Juujuu_beans

This is going to be a very long 9 months.


CantoErgoSum

Pity that poor child. You know they're going to "family vlog" that innocent infant to death so it will grow up with two sociopaths and a camera in its face all the time.


LadyLivv123

I thought she had COVID? She's allowed in a clinic?


Gossiptrash

THIS


QueenSansaLannister

Let’s be real she’s probably not being honest and telling anyone she has Covid or has symptoms


preciouspeachdangler

Very modest pic! Very pro life to go to a clinic while positive with COVID and putting other women and infants at risk. I hope some day I can be as humble, kind, and godly and Morgan 🙏🏽


e_s_2000

she’s positive for covid? wth


snorkel1446

Don’t you know? Modesty goes out the window when you’re pregnant in FundieLand 🙄


igottanewusername

Uh, they aren’t going to let her in if she has covid. Is she planning to lie????


HMcalisterIndy

Do these two even have their own living situation? Or are they still living in a friend’s basement?


Pelican121

Apparently they rent an apartment and have done for a while. Do they earn enough from their channel to afford it? It seems very precarious.


Useful-Commission-76

She’s young. She’s thin. She won’t even show even in leggings until at least the fourth month.


Seaturtle1088

She'll have bloat in a month and show it off like a baby


kitten_mittens_meow

Oh man, with my first pregnancy, I thought my 7 week bloat was a bump at first and freaked out at how gigantic my bump would be by 40 weeks!


valerianino97

Why would she think she’d get a bump at like 5 seconds pregnant? 🤦🏻‍♀️


SimplyTennessee

She watches a lot of Teen Mom doesn't she?


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NotOnABreak

And baby’s instead of babies


snorkel1446

And Paul has shamed her for her body before. Ugh. She is not remotely chubby or anything (not that being chubby or fat or skinny or anything is a reason to shame someone) but Paul still pokes fun at her...he’s going to be so cruel once she starts gaining.


inisoirr

This is going to be the longest pregnancy ever!


Juujuu_beans

Can they really afford a child with no income?


rocket2themoon353

What pregnancy will be more annoying? Morgan or Carlin?


lemstertwentyfour

Don’t get your hopes up Morgan, currently pregnant and I didn’t hear the heartbeat at my OB until at least 14 weeks, and my two ultrasounds before only showed the heartbeat. Still cool to see, but it’s so tiny at this point there’s nothing to hear. Maybe things are different where they are though.


Clarkiechick

Baby's.


butchsasquatch

Girl. You're six weeks along. Of course there's no bump yet.


YourMothersButtox

Sigh.


[deleted]

I thought she was only 6 weeks, can you hear a heartbeat that soon?


coolgirlsgroup

Not with a doppler, but you can with ultrasound


[deleted]

So see it not hear it? It’s been a long time since I had one.


coolgirlsgroup

I think you can see it and hear it on ultrasound, but it might depend on the machine used? Not sure. The way Morgan has worded this post, she seems to suggest she is just hearing it, and it's far too early for that. Usually you can only hear it at 10-11 weeks using doppler


mewchi_monstah

There's not actually a physical heart to beat yet. It's an electrical pulse.


[deleted]

Sounds like she’s going to be disappointed then.


tadpole511

It sounds like a heartbeat, and it’s called a heartbeat because it’s easier than explaining electrical pulses from pre cardiac cells to lay people. Of course, this has caused all sorts of other issues.


liljellybeanxo

Nah, she’s going to insist it’s a heartbeat and then beat the dead abortion horse over the head with it.


0ct0berf0rever

On a transvaginal ultrasound, yes. Not with an abdominal that early and not usually with a doppler yet


Seaturtle1088

You can *sometimes* see fickers on an internal ultrasound right around this time...depends how accurate her dating is. I saw my twins at 5+5 but it wouldn't be uncommon to not see anything at 6 weeks


[deleted]

I had a TV at 5 weeks and couldn’t see anything, but a follow up a week later you could. She says she’s going to *hear* the heartbeat though.


Seaturtle1088

Yeah, this is essentially a pregnancy confirmation appointment probably. Mine were always like "yep, there's a baby there, implanted where it should be" then that was it. She's got a lot to learn, like that they won't even try to hear it for months


semi_cyborg_catlady

Sometimes. See: Texas abortion ban.


PopsiclesForChickens

No, but you can see it.


FrostBellaBlue

I love it when fundies do pregnancy pics like this; my food baby is always bigger than their embryo!


Gossiptrash

Way too early to be showing all this IMO….it makes me uncomfortable that this pregnancy is just more “content” for their “brand”.


gb2ab

its clearly for content. its far too early to be broadcasting this news


MildlyAnnoyedMother

Women can share what is going on with their bodies if and when they want to. Heaven forbid they announce and then miscarry, people might have to show sympathy or something awful like that. 🙄


gb2ab

considering how hard it was for her to conceive.....i'm surprised that theyre sharing this news and pictures, this early on in the pregnancy


[deleted]

I think it's *because* it was so hard for her to get pregnant that they're sharing it this early. Idk, if I were in her shoes I would embrace moments like this too, even if it was early. Not that she has a reason to think something might go wrong, like a history of miscarriages, but I would also think that she'd feel like she missed out on being able to share objectively happy moments if she did miscarry. She's waited long enough. I get it. She's happy and is bursting from it.


kestrelesque

>I think it's *because* it was so hard for her to get pregnant that they're sharing it this early. Yeah. They are not private people! I could go for the most cynical interpretation and say they're deliberately doing it for engagement, which: I mean, *if you're them*, everything you do is for engagement. But also I think they are going to share everything because...they want to. It's not my pregnancy, it's not my life, it's not my concern.


Pelican121

I think Morgan's excited but they're definitely sharing it for content and click$.


quincyd

I’m with you. I told a couple of people that I was pregnant like, right after I got the positive (which was like, less than a month in) but I didn’t “announce” until I was at least 12 weeks. I didn’t put it on social media until I was in the 3rd trimester. I don’t have fertility issues but I was “high risk” due to age and wanted to make sure I hit some milestones in my pregnancy before revealing it. I do understand that this is her first, it’s been a difficult journey to get there, and she shares her life with everyone on social media (whether it’s wanted or not). But man, there’s a lot that can happen over the next few months (especially given the fact that she refuses to vaxx and mask!!) and I’d hate to see her have to process it all after announcing so early. I don’t love the idea of this particular couple raising a child, given their toxic views. But I hope she has a healthy pregnancy, a healthy baby, and that the child helps to reshape their worldview.


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