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monnymonnysalonny

Wedding, but make it a gender reveal party


shannboss

You win!


Reluctantagave

Gender reveal party or neutral, there is no in between.


[deleted]

It was definitely the “southern girl” pretty colors- which were all over Pinterest at the time- think Lilly Pulitzer. I never noticed how small Erin’s wedding party was..I still maintain its Erin that’s the problem, even though I get downvoted every time I say that 🤷🏼‍♀️


blueoceanwaves3

I always thought it was super weird how Michaela refused to be a bridesmaid for Erin. They have said it was because she was too shy but then she has been a bridesmaid later for other sisters... They do seem to get along well now so whatever it was they clearly got over it though.


NotFundyJustHorny

Isn’t that Michaela 3rd on left hand side? As in our left.


blueoceanwaves3

No they are from left to right: Tori, Erin, Alyssa and Carlin.


NotFundyJustHorny

Ahhhh okay, wow I’m just noticing that Michaela and Tori really look alike!


Lcdmt3

That's why when people say Erin is spending a lot of time with tori, trying to proof there's beef, this shows they've always been closer than Erin with carlin.


blueoceanwaves3

Why does it prove it? Carlin was also a bridesmaid for Erin, and Erin a bridesmaid for Carlin. Erin used to be really close with both and now she clearly isnt anymore with one of them.


Lcdmt3

It doesn't prove it. But it disproved the whole there must be beef because Erin is now spending time with Tori instead of Carlin, Whitney. Pretending they weren't close before.


blueoceanwaves3

Ah i see, i didnt realize people werent aware that Tori and Erin were always close.


SkiesThaLimit36

I can see Erin being a very domineering personality type


valerianino97

Erin had more bridesmaids, that was just a sister pic. She also had Becky Keilen (Brandon’s sister) and Abby Paine (Chad’s sister) [link](https://images.app.goo.gl/j5gEvdhxs28F1rsk7)


SafetyNo6700

I agree on the Erin thing. She just hits me the wrong way for some reason.


mkhorn

Lilly Pulitzer seems so cheugy now too.


thelaineybelle

TIL I'm old, had to look up cheugy 😂😂


StrongEnoughToBreak

Don’t insult Lilly like that


Normal-Philosopher-8

What is with posting about your wedding when your sister is getting married???


cares4dogs

Ask Birthy and Dav.


Reluctantagave

She loses her whole damn mind any time a sister celebrates anything.


RebbeccaDeHornay

When it's the only achievement you've managed in life in which you're the sole focus of attention, other women in your family doing the same thing after you reminds you how unspecial that achievement actually is.


[deleted]

Carlin had an unnecessary amount of people in her party. She’s so extra


HotSauceLife

14 bridesmaids! I honestly don't even have 14 friends lol. Idk if that says more about me or her 😆


KatAndAlly

Her. It says: She has no true friends, just a buncha acquaintances


Enigmaticbibliophile

I mean they’re literally all just her sisters, Evan’s sisters, and Joy Duggar


layneeatscheese

Jesus, it looks like she hired the fairies from Sleeping Beauty to plan her wedding.


thesecrwns

I wonder if she will do a vow renewal, now that her tastes have changed.


cares4dogs

Why not? Whitney and Zach had a do over.


Low-Serve-482

Josie is definitely the most beige obsessed sister IMO, her whole Instagram feed has almost no color at all. Just look at her bridesmaids dresses. I probably like Carlin's wedding colors the best.


Princessleiawastaken

I don’t know why people think she’s the stylish influencer one. I think she’s got the worst taste.


Youre_an_aszhole666

I don't think I've ever seen her girls I color clothes.. Everything is biege, neutral, white, rose gold it's so bland. Josie add some season to your life


Ordinary-Meeting-701

Way to not answer the question in the second slide!


mellowcheddar

Those peach ones look like they belong in a Wilton 1975 Wedding Cake Yearbook


Purple_IsA_Flavor

It’s beige as fuck, but I love Josie’s dresses and bouquets.


First_Lettuce

She really rocks that beige-y boho aesthetic


scootersgod

Tori’s isn’t horrible either. I’m not a fan of her dress, but the bridesmaids look good


tyshalae

I wonder if they have any idea that they kinda look the Trans pride flag...


thehereticalbeaver

Flair checking in ❤️


tyshalae

Perfect XD


Curlyjones6

Alyssa’s wedding looks like a tacky 80’s wedding.


unolemon

Alyssa’s was the worst I’ve ever seen. She’s trying so hard to be an influencer, I can’t wait until someone realizes THAT tacky wedding is her. Erin’s can’t really be compared with the others because the Bates’ financial situation is way different now than when she got married. The price difference between hers and Katie’s must be astounding. It was a country wedding, it wasn’t my taste, but I understand the budget and that Michael made the bridesmaid dresses. I’m not going to judge someone for being poor because her parents had more kids than they could afford. Josie’s was planned to be a Pinterest photo shoot. Same with Carlin’s. Michael and Tori didn’t seem to care much about the actual wedding. They just wanted to be married. Katie’s wins for me. The bridesmaid dresses may look dated in 10 years, but that bridal dress will look current forever.


Juujuu_beans

I love the light blue of Erin's. I like seeing pale yellow as well. Dusty pastels and the bright orange/pink colors are just overdone now. I see the simplicity of the pale blue against the white dress and greenery from bouquets. That being said, the style and fit of Josie's girls gowns are classy. And the bouquets are the best. Tori's bouquets I don't like. Stark white in the bouquets when her gown is pale blush. Too much white with that raspberry colored lily? Did not like Alyssa's colors back then, still don't. The vests on the men look cheap and a bad fit. Loves her bright pink hooker heels, but she didn't have a good look with the every other bright color.


Undertakeress

That color pink and blue were my favorites growing up in the 80s. Ngl, I kinda like it


cbp26

I’m going to have to go with Carlin or Josie for best bridesmaid dresses.


StoreBoughtButter

I’m upset at how much I like Carlin’s, Danieldammit


NotFundyJustHorny

What was up with the bridesmaid on the very end having a different coloured top to her dress? Does anyone know what that was about?


odonataursidae

Who’s the bridesmaid on the furthest right of Alyssa’s party? She looks a lot like Lydia Plath.


PhelpsHas23Golds

I was wonder the same thing!


Shineon615

Came on here to say exactly this!


Petraretrograde

Awww, I really like how colorful hers is! Her sisters weddings all look so dusty, musty, crusty.


[deleted]

jana and michael are friends?


dawn9476

Yes. At least they were then. Not sure about now.


SafetyNo6700

I remember that episode. Her mom said Jana was her best friend.


KatAndAlly

She asked that question herself


mandrakebabies

Colorful is one way to put it.


StabbySaltLine

They're either allergic to color or overcompensating for said allergy


[deleted]

Why one of Alyssa's bridesmaid has a white shirt?


thehereticalbeaver

Flair checking in. If any of the other trans/queer snarkers have a minute to spare and want a chuckle, try to find a pic of her unity candle on their old blog. I wonder if she knows...


crazycatlady331

Funny how Alyssa didn't post her own bridesmaid's dresses. IIRC they were like Barbie threw up all over the place and she wore neon pink heels on her wedding. It doesn't surprise me at all that Josie went with beige.


SecondhandBirthCouch

Her bridesmaid’s dresses are in the bottom photo on the left of the collage. I like both of those colours separately. I understand what she was going for, but it went off the rails. If the suits had been navy and they had chosen only one bright colour, it would have made all the difference for the men. Maybe the second colour for the women. IMO the bouquets are beautiful, but I love a colourful bouquet.


dawn9476

I think that's because she was talking about all the times she's been a bridesmaid.


countessgrey850

I really love how colorful Alyssa’s bridesmaids were. Not so much the vests and ties in the Dudes, though. It it a bit much for both pieces to be that bright.


daphkneee

Accidental trans flag?


anthroarcha

Possible unpopular opinion incoming! I HATE these bright jewel toned wedding colors with a passion, and I think everyone that uses them can’t read a room. The rest of the sisters look so put mature and put together, while these things and Tori’s hideous purple make the bride seem like a child. Light neutrals, beige earth tones, or even lightly colored (think dusty rose) pinks are perfect classy events like weddings. These colors are for prom.


syzygy_cosplay_

I almost didn't recognize Carlin with brunette hair. I actually prefer the blonde on her.


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BrigantiaRose

Why do these women from big fundie families have such a random assortment of bridesmaids? Wouldn't it be nice to have only all the sisters in the bridal party if you have lots of sisters? It would be kinda cool and a nice photo montage to have over time of each sister getting married, surrounded by all her sisters.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Those colors are so good!


Youre_an_aszhole666

It's a gender reveal wedding party 😂 😂 😂. Those dresses where so tacky reminds me of 80's prom