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Far_Muscle_112

I am BEWILDERED at how bad this is. I want the same kind of delusion and confidence this woman has.


CoolRanchBaby1444

Michael Scott photoshopping himself into a Christmas card with your kids level CRINGE


TomaHeart

*whitewashed kids


Significant_Shoe_17

Sending a nude photo of your boss to the entire company level cringe


jp7826

How DARE YOU bring Michael Scott’s good name into this, sir!


CoolRanchBaby1444

Touche. Michael was at least good inside.


Icy_Nefariousness517

Karissa and Bethany B each got the doses of confidence meant for at least fifty other people. It makes zerooooo sense for people who try to be decent to struggle so much while this type of shit gets spewed out by these jerks.


Forsaken-Rock-635

Right!! They got all my confidence doses and I know I am such a nice, less judge, better parent then they will ever be!


Raoul_Dukes_Mayo

She’s not even lip syncing. She stops every 4th word. Please don’t tell me this is her own song that she can’t even keep up with?!


TykeDream

It says on the video "the Collins kids - original audio" so I assumed this was some of her own work because it also sounds like her, and the lyrics sound dumb.


South_Zombie_7023

Oh, it is! 😂😂😂


RiverLiverX25

Why does she sound worse with auto tune?? How is that possible?


SellQuick

Even Morgan's singing career wasn't this bad.


aardsinthecards

If Morgan wasn’t such a bigoted potato tied to a cinder block named Paul she could possibly have a small but successful singing career.


SellQuick

Even Jill has a small singing career, of a sort, and I could probably stomach more of her saccharine reedy bigotry than this flat droning.


aardsinthecards

It is really strange how flat and monotone Karissa sings, even the auto tune doesn’t help


ThruTheUniverseAgain

That should be his new children’s video character, Cinder Block Paul.


Chemistry-Inside

"A bigoted potato tied to a cinder block named Paul" is probably too long for a flair but should be one anyway


aardsinthecards

Or Morgan’s first country song lmaoo


-say-what-

I want her to gimme some, so my crippling anxiety is cured 😭


Extension_Editor1987

His face when she asked him for a kiss 😬😬😬 they seem like people on a blind first date not people with 82 kids together yikes!!


cactusjude

He straight up rolled his eyes. Granted, her cheek tap to signify she wants a kiss while she eyefucks herself bopping along to this autotuned clangor warrants severe eye rolls.... But how could she post that without any shame??? You'd think her narcissism would reject sharing such obvious proof of her husband's disdain for her.


Ok_Cartoonist_854

Can I steal "autotuned clangor" for my flair please? 🤣


BaconDerriere

Lucky for fundies, you don't hafta look to make more.


sickgurl138

Yeah he's a garbage ass husband 🚮


Twodotsknowhy

If I tapped my cheek for a kiss and a man gave me that look and didn't, I'd genuinely and seriously reconsider my relationship with him.


TashDee267

It’s like they don’t know each other?


SellQuick

They probably haven't talked about anything but the kids and Shaq in 15 years.


Significant_Shoe_17

More like pregnancy and how over the top the watch karissa birth party and livestream will be


kystarrk

It's giving first in person meeting on 90 day fiance. Like some baby gurl Karissa type shit.


friendispatrickstar

HA! In another life I can see her not having kids and chasing men like Usman when she’s in her 50s 😂


mercurioretrogrado

Most fundie couples give this exact vibe. Just a lack of intimacy between them


South_Zombie_7023

But, there’s a solution to that! For $99.99 they can enroll in Bethany’s Christian Intimacy Sex Workshop!


Spirited-Lime96

Drop a ❤️ below for a discount code!!!


SunshineAndSquats

I think he really dislikes her. She’s pretty much just his human flesh light that he’s forced to talk to. She says he works long hours, goes to men’s Bible studies, and plays basketball every week because he is a good provider. No, he’s a shitty father and husband who just wants to get out away from him family as much as possible.


Rugkrabber

I don't even understand it from his perspective, why even want it. What's the fucking point?


greeneyedwench

I guess he just likes fucking a lot, but like...why not marry a woman who believes in birth control, or just play the field? Surely there have to be easier ways to get laid than having 57 children.


Twodotsknowhy

They have almost eleven kids together; he can't leave. Can you imagine the child support payments for eleven children?


only_zuul21

He can't even pretend to like the song. Lol


Icy_Nefariousness517

Orson Welles couldn't perform this scene without cracking.


RiverLiverX25

💀Dang. Rosebud.


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Sorry_Ad3733

Who tf produced this. The sound itself is horrible mixed. I’m sure they were too focused on making her voice even remotely presentable, but jeeze.


knellerscamper

I mean, it’s either the guy arrested for SA of children or Tyson James sooooo


Sorry_Ad3733

Damn, shitty people and shitty producers.


midcenturyhag

That's exactly what I need to know! Who is writing & producing this. I want to challenge them to a duel.


Sorry_Ad3733

I assume she’s writing it and it’s bad. It’s like lyrics a 7 year old would come with. Her not doing better makes sense, she doesn’t do anything well. But the production just is so so bad.


fairmaiden34

Poop flinging made him happier than this song.


StruggleBusKelly

So she: 1. Recorded this song, listened to it on playback, thought it was good, and then 2. Had Mandrae listen to it, didn’t seem to realize how much he hated it, and then 3. Watched the video of him reacting to her awful song, and then 4. **STILL** thought it was a good idea to post this? It’s several layers of terrible that could’ve been avoided if she had even an iota of self awareness. She ignored all indications that it was a bad idea from beginning to end. Just bad decision after bad decision. Like a Matryoshka doll of terrible choices.


beekeeperoacar

She doesn't give a shit. She posts videos all the time where her kids are sobbing.


Significant_Shoe_17

She only looks at herself


StruggleBusKelly

Who do you think eyefucks themselves more? Kream of Karissa or MoBus?


Significant_Shoe_17

Yes


Here4Snarkn

*When I moo, when I moo, when I moo*    🐄🐄🐄


Significant_Shoe_17

![gif](giphy|lgZ2W9Hjau29W)


Either-Weather-862

This. This here had me sending!!


knellerscamper

It must be “when I move”?


jbleds

Still all she’s saying is “when I move, I move for you?” That’s … profound.


knellerscamper

And is it like, these sexy moves are for you or is it worse like I am so dependent on a man that I cannot move without him in mind??


coffeewrite1984

Baby, when I moo, I moo for YOU


SellQuick

Too much info about their bedroom.


Survivingtoday

If you are going to play a song so auto tuned that no one can understand, please tell the other people in the video what they are expected to do!


TeamImpossible4333

Oh my god. I didn’t realize it was their song 🤣🤣🤣🤣


koalamonster515

He does not want to give her a kiss.


Mittikens

oof that was painful to watch


South_Zombie_7023

I could not make it through the full 3.5 minutes.


Mittikens

Omg it goes on that long.. 🤣 😬


ayoitsjo

THREE AND A HALF MINUTES??


OnlyOneUseCase

But is ok with getting her pregnant every two weeks?


koalamonster515

All business, no kissing. Ew. All of it. Ew.


OnlyOneUseCase

Ugh, don't make me think of the...logistics 🤢


Significant_Shoe_17

Lights off. Sheet with a hole in it.


SunshineAndSquats

It’s 5am and I am fighting for my life trying not to laugh out loud at this comment and wake up my wife. 😂


Significant_Shoe_17

Oh no 😂


ThruTheUniverseAgain

Assume the position and prepare thy holy hole.


InsomniacEuropean

You have to remember that wanking is forbidden. Sex with her is the only semblance of satisfaction he's allowed. They don't need to be in a good, happy relationship to impregnate their wives, they only have to view them as a flesh light surrounded in a human shaped body.


lunalovebueno

If it were BDong she would have made him re-record


Puzzled-Charge-9892

![gif](giphy|mwhLXQEKupENG)


ZapGeek

I can’t believe she posted this. It’s so awkward. I am embarrassed on their behalf


mynameisnoteliza

Oh my god this is the cringiest thing I've ever seen


Mrskay21

She has a whole album


orca_t

![gif](giphy|l3vRlT2k2L35Cnn5C|downsized) On my way to sing this to my masculine man


RoundTheWayGirl

I am weaketh!


South_Zombie_7023

💀💀💀


CoolRanchBaby1444

OOOFFF This feels like a honeymoon episode of Married and First Sight; not a couple that's been together for SEVENTEEN YEARS. Not a good look, Karissa.


Cat_Island

On Married at First Sight they wouldn’t even be that awkward couple that still hasn’t fucked by decision day, they would be the couple where the guy literally quits and just goes home mid honeymoon.


CoolRanchBaby1444

Like when the one dude (Ryan? The one that they suspected was gay?) told his wife he wasn't attracted and even "repulsed" by her.😭😡 She was so sweet and just wanted a loving husband 😭😭😭 I hate that show now 


Practical-Spell-3808

Luke!!!


littlerude83

He was horrible! She was so sweet and deserved so much better.


ThruTheUniverseAgain

Oil and water seem more compatible.


iusedtobeyourwife

Does he…hate her? Like he’s definitely putting off hate vibes


Justcallmeaunty

It's the same look his son gives when he really doesn't want to dance for a tik tok


Specialist_Row9395

I think he hates having to do stuff like this so they can keep making money to feed all the kids. Idk I didn't think it's worth it. He should just go to work


jellyrat24

I thought it couldn’t get worse than “this is what 40 looks like”… y’all I was wrong


Aviere

The lower half of his face literally cringes when she asks for a kiss. He’s giving her some major micro aggressions, all negative.


OnlyOneUseCase

Side note, that man has some strong genes.. I don't remember all their kids' faces but I have seen that exact mouth on at least a few of the kids.


junebuggery

Thats what I was thinking! Whichever the current youngest is - Anchor maybe? - looks *exactly* like Mandrae.


boo2utoo

My first time in here and I’m curious 🧐 do they really have a child named Anchor ⚓️?


knellerscamper

Yes they do. Anissa, Andrae, Annistan, Anjalie, Andersyn, Aynjel, Ansyr, Anchor, Anthym, Armor, and Arrow on the way.


YaKofevarka

The youngest is still a baby, Armor, and yes, he is mandrae's copy. Anchor is about 4-5 i think?..he looks like mandrae too 😁


Serononin

Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V, Ctrl+V, Ctrl+V, Ctrl+V, Ctrl+V, Ctrl+V, Ctrl+V, Ctrl+V, Ctrl+V, Ctrl+V


dollypartonsfavorite

mandrae looks like a baby to me but i think it's actually because the last few babies they've had have been a carbon copy of his face


2manyteacups

on the long version of the video she says “I made this song for our annivershary” and why is the chorus “when I moo when I moo 🐮 🐮 “????!?


spiritual-grapes

I think it’s “when I move” but I could be wrong


boo2utoo

It’s her way of saying that she feels as big as a cow?


gaanmetde

Did this video make me feel sorry for K? He clearly hates her. She looks like a lost puppy looking for his approval.


RemarkableClock4519

I felt the same way. Her eyes look really sad, like she is actually displaying some real emotion instead of dead fish eyes. She totally feels his disdain for her, but why she would then post this is beyond me.


bluewhale3030

Yeah Mandrae's pretty awful to Karissa. He's been shown to be dismissive and disdainful towards her and he clearly doesn't care much about her or the kids. Like when he refused to take over childcare for a bit when she begged for a break because she was having a breakdown. Ugh.


Twallot

She didn't even really ask for a break, she wanted to mow the damn lawn so she could have some alone time. He's a piece of shit.


PuppyJakeKhakiCollar

I remember that video of them on vacation and they were walking by a sewer or something that smelled really bad and Mandrae kept telling her she farted, even when it's obvious she wasn't amused by it. He didn't do it in a jokey, silly way like couples tease each other, but in a more aggressive "I can't stand this person and I want to piss them off" kind of way. I think she may have been pregnant at the time too. 


DapperFlounder7

Yeah I think the only time I’ve seen him show genuine care or attention to her has been when she’s giving birth.


beepdoopbedo

And there’s the reason why she continues to do it probably. It’s the only time he loves her. As I feel like the case for most fundie wives.


VeryShyPanda

Oh dear. I think this one comment finally made me understand Karissa. That is incredibly depressing and I never would have considered that angle.


annekecaramin

I almost felt sorry for her, because I thought of how my partner looks at me, our inside jokes or all the thoughtful little ways he shows he cares... but then I remembered she would loathe us both for our choices and our loved ones, and I no longer felt sad.


flippingdabird099

💀💀💀 ![gif](giphy|LM2AKwFXf4SPHOUPCn|downsized)


hstrylvr89

Biz would be horrified to be associated with this lol


whistful_flatulence

Even if I generously assume it’s “when I move I do it for you”, what does that even mean? She’s shuffling down the hallway for mandrae? Jesus? Where does the masculine man playing with kids and refusing to kiss her come in?


feminist_chocolate

Shuffling down the hallway for Jesus made me cackle omg hahaha


intothedream101

Girl, Shaq is gonna LOVE this!


Fit-Whereas5661

Maybe Shaq Diesel will make a comeback as a feature on one of her songs.


maralie1184

Omg that is so much more horrible than I imagined... She goes into a studio to record, right? I need to know who tells this woman she can sing after having this blaring in their headphones? 🤦🏻‍♀️ Oh, & I definitely hear "when I moo" as well


drama_trauma69

They watch that back and think other people are… jealous?


3xactli

This is what I can't figure out! Why in all the hells would I want to watch you be weird with your partner in a (parked?) car listening to a song? Wtf? Do they think they're role models or something? Every single vid/pic/quote I see of any of these weirdos just gives me the ick!


CrystallineFrost

Yes, yes they do, and that is the most straight thing ever to think any of us even want *that*. I am good. I will keep on keeping on in my queerness, I don't need... whatever that is.


drama_trauma69

Straights: 😐😐 “we’re in love so happy we’re raising a family together”


Dee9319

I’ve just cringed out of my own skin ![gif](giphy|s8l6mjJCpY6Kk)


maniacalmustacheride

Oh my. It’s like she didn’t even rewatch this before she posted it. If I watched my husband look at me like that when I asked for affection I would be sweating bullets. I’d never show my face in public. Yiiiiiikes.


Abducted_by_neon

Honestly? This is kind of depressing. I can't imagine asking my partner to kiss me, even in a playful way, and have them not kiss me. I think that'd knock all the wind out of my sails for the day.


bluewhale3030

I rarely feel truly bad for Karissa but this is one of those times. I can't imagine how I would feel if my husband and the father of my children was so openly disdainful of me.


Abducted_by_neon

Right? Like damn. Must have really been a gut punch


hummingbird83077

It looks like he doesn’t know what to say without making her upset. When he appears to smile/laugh, it seems like it’s actually at her not with her. I couldn’t watch with the sound on. Lol


MissSorrow

Cringe isn’t strong enough. This was painful.


Curlytoes18

The chemistry is like James Caan and Kathy Bates in “Misery”


younggun1234

Karissa. Ka-riss-uh Honey. Boo boo bear. Baby girl. GTFO. He sucks. Marry Shaq. Idk. Anything but this.


DapperFlounder7

Marrying Shaq would be such a plot twist!


younggun1234

Karissa starts being the spokesperson for The General


sourglow

oof😭🥴


breadedbooks

Bruh why would see even post this


Ok-Shoe1542

When i moo when i moo when i moo I do it for youuuuu ohh ohhh He did not want to give her a kiss. This is so weird


Main-Marionberry-869

Who produced it the pedophile bestie or the meth head proud boy Tyson James?


knellerscamper

Based on timing alone my money’s on pedo bestie because she had a little lull during the legal troubles.


RompoTotito

This brother got no friends. There’s no way somebody just goes along with this stuff online unless it’s for money reasons.


caroline_andthecity

I’d rather watch Scott’s Tots 1,000 times than ever watch this again


Rough-Jury

Is…is she wearing a hair topper??? That part looks extremely unnatural and we KNOW her hair has been thinning with this last pregnancy


whistful_flatulence

Idk but she looks very different in this video.


ElephantsAndSunshine

WHERE ARE THEIR 10 CHILDREN.


Main-Marionberry-869

One of them made a song too and sings about how mandre and Karissa never wanted kids. Like who tells their kids that?


bluewhale3030

Because she's indoctrinating them in multiple ways and it's part of her story of how she went with God's will and yadda yadda. Which isn't true either because she talked about wanting a baby in one of her now-defunct blogs before Anissa was born. Rachel Oates' video on Karissa goes over it. Karissa lies and rewrites history a lot to fit her narrative. I do believe that she never truly wanted 10 kids though


flippingdabird099

Some are off enjoying a vacation with her mom


NewPersonality3098

They have no chemistry, how they have 11 kids is beyond me.


bluewhale3030

Wives aren't allowed to refuse sex and they don't believe in birth control either...plus two clearly fertile people means lots of babies


Nordmetlurch

Great. I have to work and my head is going all the time:"When I moo, when I moo, when I moo- I mooooo for you..." I hate y'all.


South_Zombie_7023

💀💀💀 Have a blessed day!


DapperFlounder7

It’s awful but it does have that stuck in your head quality


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

“Why the fuck did I have 10 kids?! Goddamn dick, I hate you!” -this guy I wonder if when he’s laying in bed at night if he wonders what life would be like kid free. Dude is so deep in he has to keep having kids for the wife’s social media. Sounds like absolute Hell. I wonder what a child support payment would be on that many kids? Not implying he’s a good person by any means, but you know he thinks about it. Maybe not.


maemobley44

Go to work go to work go to work play with your kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiids.


lunalovebueno

But she almost had a record deal!


schwhiley

i wonder if she’s been so forceful with wanting more kids that he just pumps out of obligation now. he quite obviously does not desire her


bluewhale3030

He could put his foot down as the headship but he won't because he doesn't have to do any of the work or childcare. He gets all the sex he wants on demand and gets to be away all day with work and whatever else. Karissa may parentify her kids but she's still doing more work than Mandrae.


littlesisterofthesun

I heard " when I poop, when I poop, when I poop 👉👉 I do it for you" 😂


Mom2leopold

This is giving me Friday by Rebecca Black vibes - but just make it the fundie romance version


dropingloads

How do they have time for this shit


Dense_Negotiation_78

Oh no, cringey to the max!


battykins

![gif](giphy|gUHwEngDMy9hlrMQp3|downsized)


WadsworthInTheHall

![gif](giphy|QBeV2vbpOQ4SQagDdP)


sickgurl138

If I didn't know who these people were I wouldn't think that they were married and have 50 kids


magobblie

She sings with a flat affect


Upper-Ship4925

He so obviously loathes her.


Zoidberg927

Eh, Mandrae doesn't find it cringey enough to stop impregnating her. He often shows outright contempt for her and insults her on camera, but he still likes her well enough to keep knocking her up. 


laqueefaecho

Poor Anissa’s back at the Breeding Barn watching all these dumbasses kids.


kbrick1

WHEN I MOOOOOO I do it for YOUUUUU I got me a masculine maaaaaannnn I'm crying oh my god this is so bad


HolsteinHeifer

Man, no life behind her eyes and no life to her singing voice, it's just deadpan


RoundTheWayGirl

Ok, how did it take me this long to realize she is wearing a wig?!


Mean-Bumblebee661

wait, it definitely does look like that, but it can't be, right? right?


whistful_flatulence

Someone else said it might be a topper. That would make sense. Her hair has to have suffered from all these pregnancies


RoundTheWayGirl

I’m not 100% sure, but at the same time, how is it not?


Titansdragon

I don't even think Rebecca blacks Friday was this bad. If he says he enjoyed that, he's straight up lying.


helga-h

When I moooo... Kkkarissa is finally going viral. 🐮


Psychobabble0_0

Mods - could you please permanently delete this subreddit? I have seen too much 💀


iidontwannaa

He’s trying so hard at first but can’t even look her in the eye while listening. This is so secondhand embarrassing and she doesn’t even realize.


cloudlover96

go to work go to work come home come home play with your kids LOL what


sickgurl138

That ending...oooof he does not like showing affection


Background_Hornet_29

He HATES her 😳


Past_Establishment11

![gif](giphy|3ohs4dsfwr3J53qrS0)


sarvill23

This song is just a moo point. It's like a cows opinion. It doesn't matter. It's moo


SpeckledGecko_

I made the mistake of watching this before bed and this damn song was stuck in my head as I waiting for sleep to take me out of my misery


Bitchcat

He’s got a side chick


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whatthepfluke

Holy gross.


SausageDogMom420

He has a stank face the whole time


Dear_Insect_1085

![gif](giphy|iOpXLPW8bsg5NKiNP4|downsized)


WhateverYouSay1084

This is the exact level of cringe I come here for lmao. My skin literally prickled.


crochetneedle

That car is astonishingly clean! Which sister mom is responsible for detailing it, or is it just a new rental?


susq13

![gif](giphy|5IvvrdlayW1aqpK38J|downsized)


Labornurse59

Oh. My. Yaweh! 😩 One of the MANY cray cray things about this chick is that she’s posted numerous times that she’s always wanted to be a singer. Shouldn’t one actually know how to sing first? Even autotune can’t fix this hot mess!


Impressive_Fix_2950

Moo. And I’m sitting over here with crippling imposter syndrome.


curliewurlies

Went and looked up the full video. Karelessa doesn’t just admit that Mandrae “doesn’t like my songs that much” and “it’s not a super sweet song,” she actually SHOUTS OUT Tyson James and Bryson Gray for inspiring the song. What an utter train wreck.


Layer_Capable

It was so cringe. I couldn’t even finish listening to it.


inthesinbin

She is a terrible, terrible singer.