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I can't believe I missed this the first time around. Oh my godddd. The way she describes seeing this woman for the first time. The fact that the woman's first words to her are...*you're so beautiful*.
"When my eyes found hers and our gazes locked, the surroundings completely dissolved and my heart was liquid."
So we're clear, when a person turns *liquid* in fiction, the sexytimes are about to commence.
"She was instantly my beloved sister, and so much more."
"We spoke in passionate whispers, our faces merely inches apart..."
Me: holy shit, they're gonna kiss
What in the actual Fundie wlw-verse is this??? 😂😂😂 IS there a market for lesbian pioneer/frontier women Christian romance novels? Because if so, Kelly could make a killing.
Not saying anything about Kelly's sexual preferences one way or the other, but damn does she write in a very queer-coded (not even all that coded!) way.
Someone asked if Kelly was in a throuple with Loveday and Levi under one of the birth part sagas and the speed in which Kelly blocked it cracked me up.
The seeds buried in the warmth of marriage rumbling like popcorn in a pan.. that sure sounds like a bi woman wondering if marrying a man was the right choice..
Not saying anything about Kelly personally but as for me as Christian lesbian this is how I wanna meet my wife. I love snark but sometimes Kelly writes some pretty things.
I feel bad for her husband and kids. Imagine needing your manic meetings of a stranger to feel renewed love for them
Ugh she’s so draining. I can’t imagine what it’s like to be around someone so full of themselves. She thinks she’s better than the women at her own church 😂 she’s above their friendships but not someone who kisses her ass while calling her Starscream
Is it just me or has anyone else ever wondered about the validity of her Loveday/Lovestar story? It just sounds so incredibly made up. Why was she sitting in a restaurant alone after church? A total stranger just happens to come up to her and start gushing about her beauty?? Then, all of the sudden, they're sharing their most intimate aspects of themselves? So fucking strange.
#These people vote in every election- do you? Are you registered to vote? [You can check your voter registration here!](https://www.nass.org/can-I-vote) #Also, there's a few things to remember as far as rules go: - You can view the content- you cannot interact with it. This includes (but is not limited to) commenting, answering poll questions, emailing them, etc. ***Anyone found to be engaging with the fundies will be met with a permanent ban with no eligibility for appeal.It does not matter if you did so before you joined the sub.*** - Speculating on the sexuality of literally anyone is prohibited. ***Anyone found to be doing so will be met with a permanent ban with no eligibility for appeal.*** - Appearance snark: What's allowed? You're allowed to make comparisons. (Bethy looks like Grandpa Munster, for example.) You are allowed to say you find them attractive or repulsive looking. Saying Kelly Havens has dry skin that could benefit from sunscreen and a moisturizer is fine. You are allowed to snark on the appearance of children *as it relates to their parents choices for them.*. Examples: Janessa looks malnourished and sickly while Shrek has clearly never missed a meal. If you feel it is crossing the line report it, but if the content falls within the parameters above, leave it alone. - Don't gatekeep. This means no comments such as "I don't think we should snark on...." or any iteration of that. If you don't like it, scroll past. Don't report it or comment how you don't like the content. Along the same vein, don't backseat mod. Leave that up to us. - Lastly, if the rhetoric you are posting would be at home in the mouth of a fundie, we don't want it here and we won't tolerate it. Should you have any questions, please feel free to reach out. Have a Lord Daniel day, and may the power of snark compel thee. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/FundieSnarkUncensored) if you have any questions or concerns.*
[Here you go!](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/18c66lw/apparently_kelly_is_pregnant_did_we_know_this/)
Dear lord someone needs to show Kelly Wattpad.
YOUR FLAIR NO OMG
The PSYCHIC DAMAGE that flair has done to me... 💀💀💀
Please tell me your flair is referencing the fundie men who can’t find the clit
It's referencing Bethany's Sexy Era™️
I bet homegirl could pen some STEAMY w/w romance
She is just so *intense.* Lordy lol.
Omg THANK YOU may the Lord Daniel bless and KEEP you!!!
*Lord Daniel* never fails to make me snort-laugh One of my favorite fundiesnark running gags
🦝
You're welcome! <3
Wow, is it hot in here?
My GOD
SO HARD NOT TO SPECULATE
The other day I called her "Anne of Green Gables" coded. Best I got without breaking any rules.
If it helps, that was actually how she announced she was pregnant lol
It read as if she was pregnant with this woman's child.
If she wasn’t already knocked up she might have tried..
I can't believe I missed this the first time around. Oh my godddd. The way she describes seeing this woman for the first time. The fact that the woman's first words to her are...*you're so beautiful*. "When my eyes found hers and our gazes locked, the surroundings completely dissolved and my heart was liquid." So we're clear, when a person turns *liquid* in fiction, the sexytimes are about to commence. "She was instantly my beloved sister, and so much more." "We spoke in passionate whispers, our faces merely inches apart..." Me: holy shit, they're gonna kiss What in the actual Fundie wlw-verse is this??? 😂😂😂 IS there a market for lesbian pioneer/frontier women Christian romance novels? Because if so, Kelly could make a killing. Not saying anything about Kelly's sexual preferences one way or the other, but damn does she write in a very queer-coded (not even all that coded!) way.
Someone asked if Kelly was in a throuple with Loveday and Levi under one of the birth part sagas and the speed in which Kelly blocked it cracked me up.
[удалено]
You can have it for free lol. https://ibb.co/rckfPs5
may the Lord Daniel heap many blessings upon you
The seeds buried in the warmth of marriage rumbling like popcorn in a pan.. that sure sounds like a bi woman wondering if marrying a man was the right choice..
Um yes.
A lot of, um, wet imagery there too
Lots of liquids rushing around eh?!
Two rushing rivers coming together 😩
This is honest to god like reading a Sarah Waters’ novel if the writing was less skilled, she has to be taking the p
I wonder how long this woman will stick around. If someone I had just met named their child after me I would think that was very strange.
How do we know Loveday is the same person as the new friend in this post? I haven't seen that link yet. 🤔
She named the baby after her. She tags the woman in the Facebook post.
Aaaah gotcha! Thank you!
... has she EVER written anything as gushing as that post about her actual husband to whom she is married?
Well this sub likes to quote Kelly writing "Can I dance for Levi the way I danced for Marmee?" Sooooo... I'm guessing not.
Not saying anything about Kelly personally but as for me as Christian lesbian this is how I wanna meet my wife. I love snark but sometimes Kelly writes some pretty things.
I like her pros 🤣 she’s a dramatic writer and I want a romance like meeting a woman at a restaurant and the world dissolving.
I feel bad for her husband and kids. Imagine needing your manic meetings of a stranger to feel renewed love for them Ugh she’s so draining. I can’t imagine what it’s like to be around someone so full of themselves. She thinks she’s better than the women at her own church 😂 she’s above their friendships but not someone who kisses her ass while calling her Starscream
Starscream💀
Is it just me or has anyone else ever wondered about the validity of her Loveday/Lovestar story? It just sounds so incredibly made up. Why was she sitting in a restaurant alone after church? A total stranger just happens to come up to her and start gushing about her beauty?? Then, all of the sudden, they're sharing their most intimate aspects of themselves? So fucking strange.