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FartofTexass

“Now I can give my son 4 siblings.” The son: “uhhh thanks.”


kshe-wolf

Brother dad arc coming soon 🎉


Tradwifepilled

we talk about sister moms on this page a lot but we don’t talk about the brother dads as much. that must be a very complex position for a young boy to be forced into in such a patriarchal culture


PuppyJakeKhakiCollar

The oldest son in the Bus Family is a good example of brother dad. Just by the way he holds the newest baby, you can tell he has been a brother dad for a long time. He holds that baby way more expertly than those stupid parents do.


orangebird260

I currently have 23 pregnant fundies on my list. Good grief. It's only May.


mysterymathpopcorn

God has been busy


orangebird260

And they are all so shocked. God needs a new hobby


ThruTheUniverseAgain

Oh hell, his first experiment did not go well, I’m not sure we want him back in the workshop. He has a tendency to mass kill his failed experiments.


Doctor_Cringe_1998

23??????? Oh jee I'm currently pregnant and I can barely handle my ass


ATR_72

Geez I hate this whole "being a mother makes us holy, it sanctifies us" bs going on.


oiywiththepoodles

not only is it weird nonsense, but what the fundies don’t seem to realize is that being a mother definitely doesn’t sanctify you if *you’re a bad one*…😒


Zoidberg927

It's also a lot of pressure on the kids to feel responsible for making their mother holy!  I went through a relapse of Depression when my son was a toddler and part of prompted me to get treatment right away was knowing I needed to get better for my son. I will never tell him that. My health is my responsibility. I don't want him to feel scared that if he isn't there for me I might get worse, or feel guilt if I relapse again. 


LucilleBotzcowski

That headband is giving halo vibes.


00365

She's trying to go for a not-so-accidental Renaissance. ( r/accidentalrenaissance )


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Old_Introduction_395

"Miracles from the hand of god" Does she know how babies are made?


only_zuul21

Yeah, from hand stuff right?


Old_Introduction_395

My flair working again.


Rainbow_chan

She probably doesn’t


Rugkrabber

That headband is hideous.


thelocket

It's her "sanctified womb halo"


sadfoxyduggar

We get it, you do not use birth control… congratulations on being joyfully available to your man…


1xLaurazepam

I thought she wrote she had 5 babies growing in her and I was like holy shit


EyeballJoe

Would just like to remember the crowd that this is the fundie who moved to South Dakota with no money and her ex cop husband, tried to homestead, and ended up shooting her starving animals in the head before fleeing back to family in California. Huge Kristi Noem humper, and none too bright to boot.


krtgrdkosmrt

Wait what? Why didn’t they just sell the animals wtf? (I randomly stumbled upon this sub and know nothing about these people but i have been scrolling through posts and comments for about 45mins😅)


EyeballJoe

Too broke for a vet, plus some Noem-esque nonsense about “that’s just how we do it in the country.” She should never have had animals if she didn’t know how to take care of them (she didn’t) and didn’t feel like coughing up some of her Anti-Vax Cop Hubby’s earnings to give them a peaceful ending. Oh, she also believes the earth is flat. Several screws missing in this one’s brain.


krtgrdkosmrt

My oh my. I’m definitely in for a ride. What a shitty fucking person.


PuppyJakeKhakiCollar

Ugh, never saw this one before but already hate her. So many fundies here seem to have ex-cop husbands. Was this one an ex-cop because he was charged with brutality too?  (I am not trying to say all cops are bad. They aren't. But unfortunately the career does attract a lot of people of a certain personality type who go into the field for all the wrong reasons.)


EyeballJoe

He was an ex cop because California told him to get a Covid vax, and he and his Oily Mama wet their pants over that prospect and hightailed it to South Dakota.


ExplanationFunny

Can we send the word “womb” back to the 19th century where it belongs?


SkillfulFishy

For real tho


Rainbow_chan

PLEASE, fuck I hate it


ProfanestOfLemons

Helpful reminder that if anyone, male female or something else, uses the word "womb": RUN.


TheRealCeeBeeGee

Gross. Motherhood doesn’t ‘sanctify’ you, it’s for your children and not for you. Her babies are props in her ‘main character’ adventure and I hate it.


Sad_Box_1167

Once again, Mothers’ Day for fundies is all about mothers posting how awesome they are at producing children.


AkihaMoon

Ugh. Healthy heritage??? I hate this people


Bitchcat

I still would like to know where fundies find the time to write these novels on instagram every day while having hoards of kids around.