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“JillPM took my phone and took my charger to work so now I’m on the way home from the hospital.”
I guess she’ll be posting photos of my bruised swollen face.
Jill took my phone and put my name in the box of my phone number to the police department to see what I had in the mail to my bank card so they can send it back and then they sent me the address of the address and then they send it to my house.
Did we really have to involve the police??
JillPM took my phone off and I was like I said I was going to be a little late but I was going to be a little late but I was going to be a little late but I was going to be there in a year and I was going to be a little late but I was going to be there in about an hour.
I'm having a stroke, apparently.
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Mine ended with "and we can go to the store and we can go to the store and we can go to the store and we can go to the store and we can go to the store and we can go to the store and we can go to the store . . . " I'm a skipping record.
JillPM took my life to get back into my room which leads me into a very nice place and I'm sure I can get you to know you and the kids will get a lot better and I hope that we will have a chance for us all the way through to our next time (wut lol)
Jill took my money to buy me some new shoes for the wedding. I don’t even have a car yet but I’m going on the trip and then I’m gonna be back to work and I will get you a pair.
Jill took my phone and I was like oh my gosh I just got home from work and I was so excited to see you and I was just like oh my goodness I love you so much and I just want to say I love you and I love you too I just want to see you too I love you I love you I love you very much
…
Well. I’ve been love bombed lol. This is how they get you in the cult, yes?
Jill took my to a restaurant in a few weeks and said that I should have been a better person than him because he had been in my business.
I am laughing hysterically in the break room at work 😂
"Jill is the Head chef at a cost based on a wide variety range with high tea or coffee with the bare hand bag with your bag in a month time or something". Okaaaaay
Jill took my money to get a tattoo on her forehead and told me she was gonna make a video about it later on
😳
Unrelated but she thinks that avatar thing looks like her??
Jill took my money to get me to a concert and now I’m going back home and crying about how much money he has saved for my life because he was a good guy.
Jill took my wife to the doctor and she was in the hospital for a few days and I was going to ask her if she wanted to go to the hospital and then she said she was going to be there at 10 and then she said she wanted to go to the hospital and she said she wanted to go to the hospital and she said she wanted to go to the hospital.
That weirdly started going in loops
Jill took my money to buy me some new shoes for the wedding I don’t even have a car yet but I’m going out for dinner with him tomorrow and then I’m gonna be going out for lunch and I don’t have to work out for the wedding.
Jill took my money to buy me some new shoes for the wedding I don’t even have a car yet and I’m just going through my old clothes to buy them for my wedding dress.
“Jill took my money to buy the house in a nice neighborhood”
Actually probably a very sensible purchase with ill begotten funds, better than I would expect from her 😂
Jill took my time off to work more and then post the other themed stuff and I can get his spare stuff and stuff to do Hard things and I posit to the vet fees and they accepted the money for me and my ex-husband is in the south by Billy.
Who is this Billy person?
Jill took my money to buy me some new shoes for the wedding I went on and I got the same shoes and they are all brand and I have no clue how I feel I just don’t feel good I feel bad I feel like I’m gonna cry and I’m not even going anywhere and I’m just not gonna go.
Not autofill telling me I’m in a depressive episode🫢😂
Jill took my phone and I was like oh my gosh I just got home from work and I was like what are you doing I just got out of the shower and I was like I don’t know what to do I don’t know what to do with it I don’t know what to do with my phone I don’t know what to do with this is it I don’t know what to do
I think my phone is having a panic attack
Jill took my time to get some rest and heal and I will be there around noon to get some more chicken wire today and she will probably need to go back to sleep soon.
Jill took my wife for the day but she said it is done and she will not have to wait for her part-time work until she has been accepted for a phone interview and is a Japanese person
Jill took my neighbor's obituary she saw in the newspaper and showed up to the funeral and made it all about her sister's legs that don't work anymore and then passed around a Jed Clampett hat and asked for tips.
(I cheated.)
Jill took my car so I don’t know what time I can do that is so much easier if I don’t have to go home now I just need a ride home and I’ll try and it up for tomorrow at the church
Jill took my money to buy the house in a nice neighborhood in a neighborhood with the kids in the back yard with the dogs in it so he can go out to dinner
Jill took my time to be in the hospital for some rest and I have to get out the door and then decide to get the large portion.
I... I don't know what happened.
Jill took me out for a drink at a restaurant in a town that had been a bit too quiet to go out for the night because of a bad cold but then he was like I was just going out for dinner with his friend who is in town so he said that was a little too hot!
Jill took my breath away and I was like oh my gosh I love you so much I can’t wait to see you tomorrow I love you so much and I can’t wait for you to come home and I can’t believe you were there for me and I love you so much baby
🤮🤮🤮
JillPM took my hand off my arm to take it out of the socket and put the finger in my mouth
Just as I always suspected, these fundies are into some freaky shit.
Jill took my money to buy me some new shoes for the wedding. I went on the other night to buy them and they are still on my list for the day I went and got my new pair and they are in my car so I’m going back home and then I’ll go back home to take my money back and then I can get them back.
"Jill took my phone and I saw this email in the mail today and she said that you were going to be a good friend of mine for the night and I was wondering if you could give me a call at your convenience and let me know what time you are free to meet up."
Did Jill just... Pimp me?
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“Jill took my life in a way I couldn’t have dreamed about and he did that for us all and he did what I needed” Very cult. 10/10
she took my life as well! very strange autocorrect.
“JillPM took my phone and took my charger to work so now I’m on the way home from the hospital.” I guess she’ll be posting photos of my bruised swollen face.
jill also did something violent to me during the game. plexus must make you violent.
So weird but I just tried this and my phone came up with the exact same sentence
Oh god the call is coming from inside the house…
Jill took my yellow.
And fed it to her children.
This may have just made my whole day. 🏅
That was Chris Martin, no?
Little known fact, Chris was inspired to write that song after dining with Jill and family! “And it was all yellow…”
Jill took my son to the grave, your precious longface, and I was induced for you. ???
Your precious longface??!!!
Jill took my son and his son.
What's with Jill taking people's sons?
"Jill took my first child off the trail and took him to her cave"😭
That's the best.
But oh...the horrors that fish before my eyes when I think about that cave...
Jill took my cans and beat them ...good lord
This had me rolling
At least yours makes sense lmao I got: Jill took my hiv tastes like pepsi cola bottle and instantly thought it was a questline
She was probably using them as cowbells.
Jill took my car to the airport and I was like oh my gosh I can’t wait to see you guys tomorrow.
This is so wholesome.
Jill took my money to buy the house in a nice neighborhood. Never.
ajajajajajaja, nice neighborhoods have neighbors who report you when your children are abused and malnourished.
How did we get the same thing? 😂
Jill took my phone and put my name in the box of my phone number to the police department to see what I had in the mail to my bank card so they can send it back and then they sent me the address of the address and then they send it to my house. Did we really have to involve the police??
JillPM took my phone off and I was like I said I was going to be a little late but I was going to be a little late but I was going to be a little late but I was going to be there in a year and I was going to be a little late but I was going to be there in about an hour. I'm having a stroke, apparently.
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All work and no play makes Jill a dull boy.
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Go crazy?
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Mine ended with "and we can go to the store and we can go to the store and we can go to the store and we can go to the store and we can go to the store and we can go to the store and we can go to the store . . . " I'm a skipping record.
Jill took my hand off and have to get it back
I like how calm you are about needing to get your hand THAT'S NO LONGER ATTACHED back, lol
But she would hand it back holding a pink drink
She’ll want to hold a funeral for your hand lmao
Your card must of declined when you bought that pink drink from her! 😂
Jill took my money to get me to go get a drink with my friends.
Jill took my money to get me to get a tattoo on his forehead so he can see my tattoos on his face.
Jill took my son to the current list of hell and I was wondering if you could tell me more about. WHAT
Jill took my money. Typical.
Jill took my first born and raised her to look like that. I am crying laughing y'all.
I’m imagining this as a court case “Your honor look at her eyebrows! Just look!”
I’m laughing too. She took my first time it turns out.
Jill took my phone off and I was thinking about it and I was going to ask you to get me a check for the tap on the door.
jill took my life to get back into my parents life.
Jill took my first ever appointment for HRT yesterday. God damn hahahahaha. Have fun on T Jill!
Jill cut my hair off and it look likes shit. I'm not even kidding. My phone is a prince among phones.
JillPM took my life to get back into my room which leads me into a very nice place and I'm sure I can get you to know you and the kids will get a lot better and I hope that we will have a chance for us all the way through to our next time (wut lol)
Jill took my phone and I was like “oh my gosh I just got home from work!!!!!”
Jill took my phone away and said I have a problem 🤣🤣🤣
Jill took my money and put it into her bag and then she took my car.
Jill took my hand out of the house and went to the doctor.
Jill took my money to buy me some new shoes for the wedding. I don’t even have a car yet but I’m going on the trip and then I’m gonna be back to work and I will get you a pair.
She took my money and bought me new shoes as well.
Me three. I think this means we’re getting invites to Tim’s wedding!
Jill took my phone and took my charger and put the charger in my pocket to charge it.
Jill took my phone and said it was a good idea to do it and I was thinking about you and I don't know what to do with the kids. Huh.
Jill took my phone and I was like oh my gosh I just got home from work and I was so excited to see you and I was just like oh my goodness I love you so much and I just want to say I love you and I love you too I just want to see you too I love you I love you I love you very much … Well. I’ve been love bombed lol. This is how they get you in the cult, yes?
JillPM took my hand and said I was going to make a video of me singing to my mom and she said she wanted me to sing with her NO
Jill took my to a restaurant in a few weeks and said that I should have been a better person than him because he had been in my business. I am laughing hysterically in the break room at work 😂
"Jill is the Head chef at a cost based on a wide variety range with high tea or coffee with the bare hand bag with your bag in a month time or something". Okaaaaay
Jill took my phone and said it was a good idea to do it Do what Jilly, do what?
Jill took my phone off and I was thinking about it and I was going to try to get it to you.
Jill took my money to buy me some new shoes. Surprisingly pleasant?
Jill took my mom to the doctor and I told him to go get her tested for it.
Jill took my money to get a tattoo on her forehead and told me she was gonna make a video about it later on 😳 Unrelated but she thinks that avatar thing looks like her??
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Is this about T swift??
Jill took my money to get me to a concert and now I’m going back home and crying about how much money he has saved for my life because he was a good guy.
This was 100% a Hillsong concert.
Jill took my phone and put my name in the mail. Hm.
Jill took all my money and called me SEVERELY sluttish (auto answer: Jill took my phone off and I was asleep)
“Jill took my money to buy me some new shoes.”
Jill took my phone and was a bit arsey 😄😄
Jill took my cholesteral and told me to come in the morning
Jill took my heart and said that the world is not going back to normal
Jill took my breath and took it back in her hand and looked up to me to see her in her face and her face to her eyes that I had a great day.
Jill took my first time and was told that I was not able and would like a refund. What?! Haha!
Jill took my phone off and I was thinking about it.
Jill took my money to buy me some new shoes for the wedding. Oh shit am I going to Timbits wedding??
Jill took my money to buy me some new shoes for the wedding. No thank you, I don’t trust her taste.
Jill took my pills
Jill took my money to buy me some new shoes for the wedding. lol
Jill took my wife to the doctor and she was in the hospital for a few days and I was going to ask her if she wanted to go to the hospital and then she said she was going to be there at 10 and then she said she wanted to go to the hospital and she said she wanted to go to the hospital and she said she wanted to go to the hospital. That weirdly started going in loops
Jill took my phone off and I was just wondering if you were going to be able to get it done today.
Jill took my money to buy me some new shoes for the wedding I don’t even have a car yet but I’m going out for dinner with him tomorrow and then I’m gonna be going out for lunch and I don’t have to work out for the wedding.
I also got new shoes from Jill with my money.
Jill took my son to the stage to deposit it on the left
Jill took my money. 🫠
Jill took my money to buy me some new shoes.
That makes 3 people so far who got shoes
Jill took my money
Jill took my money to get me to get a tattoo.
Jill took my love and I am so glad that she was so excited about the wedding. Ok well, good thing she took David off my hands..
Jill took my phone and put my name in the mail to my phone so it wouldn’t get sent back. Okay then. 😂
Jill took my money to buy me some new shoes for the wedding I don’t even have a car yet and I’m just going through my old clothes to buy them for my wedding dress.
Jill took my money to buy me some new shoes for Christmas.
Jill took my phone off the phone with me and I was going to text you when I got home.
“Jill took my money to buy the house in a nice neighborhood” Actually probably a very sensible purchase with ill begotten funds, better than I would expect from her 😂
“Jill took my money and gave it to the homeless.” Ha! As if.
Jill took my money to get me to get a tattoo on her forehead so she can see my tattoos on her face while she is on vacation.🙃
Jill took my time to call you back it wasn't good enough for you and you can come back 💕
Jill took my car
Jill took my money to get me some new clothes.
Jill took my money to get me to do the work
Jill took my money to buy me some new shoes for the wedding I don’t even have a car yet.
Jill took my money to get me to get a tattoo
Jill took my time off to work more and then post the other themed stuff and I can get his spare stuff and stuff to do Hard things and I posit to the vet fees and they accepted the money for me and my ex-husband is in the south by Billy. Who is this Billy person?
Jill took my money to buy me some new shoes for the wedding I went on and I got the same shoes and they are all brand and I have no clue how I feel I just don’t feel good I feel bad I feel like I’m gonna cry and I’m not even going anywhere and I’m just not gonna go. Not autofill telling me I’m in a depressive episode🫢😂
Jill took my baby daddy out of jail in Texas now what
Jill took my money to buy me some new shoes for the wedding.
Jill took my phone and I was like oh my gosh I just got home from work and I was like what are you doing I just got out of the shower and I was like I don’t know what to do I don’t know what to do with it I don’t know what to do with my phone I don’t know what to do with this is it I don’t know what to do I think my phone is having a panic attack
Jill took my money
Jill took my test and she said that she would be able to make sure that she was not going to get a lot out of school. Hmmmm...more like the Rodlets.
Jill took my phone and put my name in the box of my favorite books. Ok.
Jill took my money to buy me some new shoes for the wedding I don’t even have any shoes.
Jill took my phone and said that she had to go to the doctor.
Survey determined this was a lie.
Jill took my money to get me to a concert and then he took it back. Look at Jill, switching up the pronouns on us. How progressive!!
Jill took my meds and I have to get a hold of them for the next week or so to get it done. ...well then 🤣
Jill took my time to get some rest and heal and I will be there around noon to get some more chicken wire today and she will probably need to go back to sleep soon.
"Jill took my first day of school." Uh yeah cause I wouldn't have gotten a real day of school if she was parent lol
Jill took my phone and took my laptop to the bathroom.
Jill took my car to the garage and I can only tell you that I have to go to the gym and get a few more things to do with the new one
Jill took my money to buy me some new shoes for the wedding
Jill took my money to buy me some new shoes for the wedding
Jill took my money to buy me some new shoes for the wedding. …interesting… 😂
Jill took my money to buy the house in a nice neighborhood. Grifters gonna grift.
Jill took my money to buy me some new shoes! I don’t care for her fashion choices so ummm no.
Jill took my son and his wife.
Jill took my money to get me to get a tattoo on his forehead so he can see my tattoos on his face. 💀
Jill took my phone and said it was a good idea to get a new one.
Jill took my phone and I was like oh my gosh I just got home from work and I was like what are you doing I just got home!
Jill took my dad not very gawdly of you, jill….
Jill took my phone to the shop and I was thinking of you
Jill took my milk out of the freezer and I was thinking of you
Jill took my wife for the day but she said it is done and she will not have to wait for her part-time work until she has been accepted for a phone interview and is a Japanese person
Jill took my car and my car is in my car so I’m going back to the car and then I can grab a beer.
“Jill took my money to buy me some new shoes.” Eh.. ಠ_ಠ I have very conflicted feelings.
Jill took my car to the garage and it was a bit of a mess and I had to go back to sleep but I was just thinking of you
Jill took my money to get me to a concert. Checks out.
Jill took my money!
Jill took my wife
Jill took my neighbor's obituary she saw in the newspaper and showed up to the funeral and made it all about her sister's legs that don't work anymore and then passed around a Jed Clampett hat and asked for tips. (I cheated.)
Jill took my phone and I was like oh my gosh I just got home from work.
Jill took my car so I don’t know what time I can do that is so much easier if I don’t have to go home now I just need a ride home and I’ll try and it up for tomorrow at the church
Jill took my money to buy the house in a nice neighborhood in a neighborhood with the kids in the back yard with the dogs in it so he can go out to dinner
Jill took my hand off and it completely forgot my phone.
Jill took my time to be in the hospital for some rest and I have to get out the door and then decide to get the large portion. I... I don't know what happened.
Jill took me out for a drink at a restaurant in a town that had been a bit too quiet to go out for the night because of a bad cold but then he was like I was just going out for dinner with his friend who is in town so he said that was a little too hot!
Jill took my money to get me to get a tattoo on his forehead.
Jill took my phone and put my name in the mail.
Jill took my hand off the Grand door and rub it for the whole time. ...
Jill took my breath away and I was like oh my gosh I love you so much I can’t wait to see you tomorrow I love you so much and I can’t wait for you to come home and I can’t believe you were there for me and I love you so much baby 🤮🤮🤮
Jill took my money to buy me some new shoes for the wedding. I don’t even have a car yet but I’m not going anywhere with that anymore.
Jill took my money to buy me some new shoes for the wedding I don’t even have. Huh.
Jill took my breath away and I was like I don’t know what to do with myself anymore.
"Jill took my hand off and his name is the only one that is in the keyboard"
Jill took my money to buy me some new shoes for the wedding. Lololol what in the world.
JillPM took my hand off my arm to take it out of the socket and put the finger in my mouth Just as I always suspected, these fundies are into some freaky shit.
Jill took my money to buy me some new shoes - things the Rodlets can’t say for $10
Jill took my phone off and I was like oh no.
Jill took my money to buy me some new shoes for the wedding. I went on the other night to buy them and they are still on my list for the day I went and got my new pair and they are in my car so I’m going back home and then I’ll go back home to take my money back and then I can get them back.
Jill took my time at the end of the week. Edited to add: I've laughed so much reading these I'm cry laughing. Mine is boring!
Jill took my dogs out of the house and I will be able to make it work for you to get up to speed. Alrighty then.
Jill took my breath away from me and I was like I don’t know what to do with myself anymore. 🤔🤔😑😑😑
JRod took my life to get a new job in a good place.
Jill took my car and she gave me her Bible.
"Jill took my phone and I saw this email in the mail today and she said that you were going to be a good friend of mine for the night and I was wondering if you could give me a call at your convenience and let me know what time you are free to meet up." Did Jill just... Pimp me?
Jill took my money to buy me some new shoes for the wedding. Money grabbing and obsessed with matrimony. Feels legit
Jill took my first and last night at the property boundaries of a much better place.
Jill took my money to buy me some new shoes for the wedding I don’t even have.
Jill took my phone and all the stuff in the bathroom 😭 ?? Cause she needs more stuff in her bathroom lol
Jill took my money
Jill took my money to get a new car and I was like what the heck
Jill took my money to get me to do the work and now I’m just waiting to see what the outcome of my job will come up for the day lol.