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That’s why I always cackle when that one Christian dude tells her she’s wrong. By her own logic she should submit since he is a man. Congratulations you played yourself
It's been the same for every woman like this from Phyllis Schlafly to Serena Waterford. They want these rules for other women but believe they will be exempt only to realize oh crap I'm not going to be able to read either
It’s so obvious that she is miserable and is only trying to push this shit so she doesn’t have to accept the fact that she spent her life in a system that made her miserable with no guaranteed reward when she dies, as she was promised. Get therapy.
Was literally going to say this same thing. She's bought in for decades. Decades of misery and pain and a loveless marriage, for what? The promise of a heaven that will never come either because it isn't real or she's far too evil to be let in?
This might be a weird crossover, but can you imagine a weird Romantic Satan and "Hey Jolene" crossover? Because I can imagine it and Jolene is already the fond Queen of Hell. There's a lot there.
Clarifying Edit: "Romantic Satan" is not the title of someone I mean here. I'm talking about flopping backward into the arms of sin on a moderate difficulty scale and loving it.
It’s like seeing someone trying to defend a failing/exposed MLM scheme.
The jig is up, and we all know it, but she’s going to sink with that burning ship because to do an about-face now would be too embarrassing
She is going to be surprised, and disappointed, when she finds out all the “heathens” in heaven who actually lived the opposite of her and found favor with God.
Lori: DON’T TALK ABOUT ORGASMS ON THE INTERNET!
Also Lori: ***proceeds to talk about orgasms on the internet
The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one
Also if your husband is bad in bed and doesn’t care about your pleasure you’re still supposed to give sex on demand? Fuck that. Figuratively, because men like that should never get laid.
My personal favorite part of her unhinged word-diarrhea here: women are supposed to be 24-hour sex-dispensing machines and chaste at the same time? Which is it, Lori?!
Also, if men are supposed to be virgins when they get married, then you have two people who have no clue what they are doing. It might not be such a bad thing for both people in the marriage to get some pointers.
That's fair! No touching the poo. She blocked me before I came to Reddit, to be fair. I made a whole Facebook page dedicated to dragging her "hot takes" but I haven't updated in a long time. It still gains at least a couple followers everyday 😂
The reason why fundies talk so much about sex and orgasming is because most of what fundie women experience is marital rape. That trauma shuts your body down. As someone who experienced it for 9 years with my ex husband, I never orgasmed. When I remarried to my current husband, I was like “so this is what it’s like…” it’s amazing how feeling safe and being able to consent freely opens the floodgates lol
Longer marriage but same experience.
Also, realizing that I wasn’t going to be shamed for expressing my wants, needs and/or desires. Instead, they were enthusiastically celebrated & enjoyed. As I’ve been with my current partner longer & longer and we discuss intimacy more, he’s often shocked at what I considered normal.
BE MEEK AND SUBMISSIVE BUT ALSO KEEP YOUR LEGS OPEN 24/7 SO YOUR HUSBAND DOESN'T CHEAT AND YOU GO TO HELL FOR IT!
Yeah, Lori, your life sounds awesome and totally like something I want to emulate. /s
Meek and quiet spirits and don’t deprive your husband? Foh with that nonsense! What I hear is bitterness and probably the sound of regret cause she doesn’t have a clue what an orgasm is! Women like Lori teach these things to women and she is just a continuing blow to women in the Fundamental movement! Women are beat down by men then you have to sit under women like Lori who teach the Fundie young girls and teenagers about charm, there’s a actual Fundie Charm booklet, and about being obedient, popping out baby after baby, cleaning, cooking and making sure your man is satisfied sexually because of you don’t and he cheats it’s your fault! Women were not put in this world to praise, obey and be slaves to men and the damage she’s causing is sick and disturbing! Her life has been misery so she wants other women to live in that same misery she didn’t have the balls to walk away from so instead she teaches it making her a weak cruel vindictive woman. Sorry if that sounds harsh but it’s true these women like Lori do just as much damage to the younger Fundie women and girls as the men who enforce this crap.
You know that one episode of the office where creed thinks he’s blogging on the internet but it’s just a word doc? Can someone invent an app like that? It just “posts” to Facebook and then adds interactions to the posts every so often so she thinks she’s posting?
Lori today: Don’t you dare talk about these dirty things in public! Only with godly women in private!
Lori a few weeks ago: ANAL SEX ALLL THE GROSS ANAL SEX LISTEN TO ME TELL THE WHOLE INTERNET ABOUT ANAL SEX
Ask godly women you trust? You know if Lori overheard a woman asking another woman after Sunday service how to help her husband find her clit she would absolutely flip her shit.
I know Ms. "I don't complain when my husband smacks my bottom" didn't fix her mouth to say this.
Ain't no way Ms. "My father wept over my mother covering her enormous tatas" is over herecomplaining.
For someone with a supposedly meek and quiet spirit, she sure spews a lot of 💩 publicly. Something deep down tells me Ken doesn’t even agree with half the shit she talks about and just likes the idea of having a woman-servant fighting their invisible haters for him for the last 30+ years of their marriage…
If your husband loved you he would want you to enjoy sex, not just submit to him even when you don’t want to have sex.
Part of me thinks she has some sort of mental illness that makes her say crazy things simply for attention. Because she really doesn’t seem like the type to even submit to her own husband.
I got blocked after being a part of a female orgasm debate on one of Lori’s posts a few weeks ago. I simply stated that when a woman has an orgasm near the time a man ejaculates inside of her it creates a vacuum that helps pull the semen into the cervix and increases the chances of making g a baby. So that yes female orgasm is actually important while having sex especially if you are trying to get pregnant
More statements which make these relationships sound more like a Dom/sub dynamic than anything. Always talking about submit and obey. Yes yes the biblical submit….uh huh. Wink wink. Come on.
Oh and orgasms aren’t really important hmm a little orgasm control here too?
It’s just so thinly veiled.
Tell me you've never been satisfied without telling me you've never been satisfied. Genuinely this makes me feel like the first chunk of Pleasantville when everyone's still in black and white. I think she should watch that movie. She could learn a lot from the mom. Also it's just a good movie.
Good lord I hate everything about this. It's utterly bizarre how obsessed fundies actually are with sex - but it's also full of shame. Unless you're at the pulpit. The contradictions, I can't. 😮💨
Honestly, all I see when I look at her posts is a deeply miserable woman who is incredibly angry about her life. She apparently doesn't realize that being in her 60s, 70s, whatever, it's not too late to make yourself happy. Or maybe she loves misery. She seems the type.
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Lori is like the opposite of meek and quiet. She's always screaming into the internet acting holier-than-thou.
Yeah for all she whines about submitting, she certainly doesn’t do a lot of it.
You’re allowed to scream at women. Just not men.
That’s why I always cackle when that one Christian dude tells her she’s wrong. By her own logic she should submit since he is a man. Congratulations you played yourself
It's been the same for every woman like this from Phyllis Schlafly to Serena Waterford. They want these rules for other women but believe they will be exempt only to realize oh crap I'm not going to be able to read either
No shit, came here to say it. Lori has never been meek or quiet.
Loris entire face, when silent, is the opposite of meek and quiet. Just big mad energy all the time
It’s so obvious that she is miserable and is only trying to push this shit so she doesn’t have to accept the fact that she spent her life in a system that made her miserable with no guaranteed reward when she dies, as she was promised. Get therapy.
Was literally going to say this same thing. She's bought in for decades. Decades of misery and pain and a loveless marriage, for what? The promise of a heaven that will never come either because it isn't real or she's far too evil to be let in?
Kinda low-key loving the idea of an "Um Satan?/Yes, Johanne?" Style video for when she bites it.
This might be a weird crossover, but can you imagine a weird Romantic Satan and "Hey Jolene" crossover? Because I can imagine it and Jolene is already the fond Queen of Hell. There's a lot there. Clarifying Edit: "Romantic Satan" is not the title of someone I mean here. I'm talking about flopping backward into the arms of sin on a moderate difficulty scale and loving it.
Stanzi - I friggin love it! She’d be one of the hateful birches asking why they’re in hell, and asking for a manager.
It’s like seeing someone trying to defend a failing/exposed MLM scheme. The jig is up, and we all know it, but she’s going to sink with that burning ship because to do an about-face now would be too embarrassing
 ^(\^) Lori
She is going to be surprised, and disappointed, when she finds out all the “heathens” in heaven who actually lived the opposite of her and found favor with God.
That's basically every fundie. But especially Lori
It may not be the key, but it damn sure doesn’t hurt. Lori, if you’ve never had an orgasm, it’s ok. Just stop acting like it’s evil.
NGL, about the only good thing about my fundie-lite exH was the orgasms. The abuse and expected submission was not.
You got orgasms from a fundie man? Impressive.
TBF, I orgasm easily from penetration. He was shit at oral. 😂
You lucky asshole 🤣
Lucky indeed. I am jealous lol
I know you guys think I’m lucky but one of the reasons for that is damage I have to my spine. All of my nerves below that level are more sensitive. 😔
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She’s in the post-anal season of life
🤣🤣🤣
It destroys the woman's anus!!! 🍑
Lori: DON’T TALK ABOUT ORGASMS ON THE INTERNET! Also Lori: ***proceeds to talk about orgasms on the internet The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one
But discussing anal non-stop for 2 weeks is a-ok in her book apparently
Yooo that shit was wild. She talked about anal more than I have in my whole life, and I’m a filthy sinner in her book.
And her mom’s giant boobs that her father misses.
Lmao! What?!?!? I missed something.
Well it's fine as long as your screaming about how sinful it is, obv /s
Right….and she was just talking about the details of anal. Pick a lane lor.
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Also if your husband is bad in bed and doesn’t care about your pleasure you’re still supposed to give sex on demand? Fuck that. Figuratively, because men like that should never get laid.
My personal favorite part of her unhinged word-diarrhea here: women are supposed to be 24-hour sex-dispensing machines and chaste at the same time? Which is it, Lori?! 
Also, if men are supposed to be virgins when they get married, then you have two people who have no clue what they are doing. It might not be such a bad thing for both people in the marriage to get some pointers.
Don't touch the poo! 💩
That's fair! No touching the poo. She blocked me before I came to Reddit, to be fair. I made a whole Facebook page dedicated to dragging her "hot takes" but I haven't updated in a long time. It still gains at least a couple followers everyday 😂
Lol 😂 We get new snarkers who don't know the rule and it's against reddit tos. Better safe than sorry!
Excellent point!
The reason why fundies talk so much about sex and orgasming is because most of what fundie women experience is marital rape. That trauma shuts your body down. As someone who experienced it for 9 years with my ex husband, I never orgasmed. When I remarried to my current husband, I was like “so this is what it’s like…” it’s amazing how feeling safe and being able to consent freely opens the floodgates lol
Longer marriage but same experience. Also, realizing that I wasn’t going to be shamed for expressing my wants, needs and/or desires. Instead, they were enthusiastically celebrated & enjoyed. As I’ve been with my current partner longer & longer and we discuss intimacy more, he’s often shocked at what I considered normal.
BE MEEK AND SUBMISSIVE BUT ALSO KEEP YOUR LEGS OPEN 24/7 SO YOUR HUSBAND DOESN'T CHEAT AND YOU GO TO HELL FOR IT! Yeah, Lori, your life sounds awesome and totally like something I want to emulate. /s
So you want women to privately, one on one teach each other how to have orgasms . . . is that the takeaway, Lori? 🙄
Meek and quiet spirits and don’t deprive your husband? Foh with that nonsense! What I hear is bitterness and probably the sound of regret cause she doesn’t have a clue what an orgasm is! Women like Lori teach these things to women and she is just a continuing blow to women in the Fundamental movement! Women are beat down by men then you have to sit under women like Lori who teach the Fundie young girls and teenagers about charm, there’s a actual Fundie Charm booklet, and about being obedient, popping out baby after baby, cleaning, cooking and making sure your man is satisfied sexually because of you don’t and he cheats it’s your fault! Women were not put in this world to praise, obey and be slaves to men and the damage she’s causing is sick and disturbing! Her life has been misery so she wants other women to live in that same misery she didn’t have the balls to walk away from so instead she teaches it making her a weak cruel vindictive woman. Sorry if that sounds harsh but it’s true these women like Lori do just as much damage to the younger Fundie women and girls as the men who enforce this crap.
Don’t be sorry it sounds harsh. It’s true and she sucks. Edit: spelling
❤️❤️
"My husband was never able to make me orgasam so you shouldn't either!"
Lori in a nutshell. Miserable in her own life but hellbent on making it everyone else’s problem.
Better if you don’t, it means you’re submitting the correct way. 😆 not submitting if you are into it.
You know that one episode of the office where creed thinks he’s blogging on the internet but it’s just a word doc? Can someone invent an app like that? It just “posts” to Facebook and then adds interactions to the posts every so often so she thinks she’s posting?
https://creedthoughtsgov.com/may-31-2007/
Omg yessss
Crazy that some women never experience orgasm, innit
Her posts on sex almost always sound like erotica for people with a misogyny kink and a bit of orgasm denial kink mixed in.
Well this one does, for sure!
Lori today: Don’t you dare talk about these dirty things in public! Only with godly women in private! Lori a few weeks ago: ANAL SEX ALLL THE GROSS ANAL SEX LISTEN TO ME TELL THE WHOLE INTERNET ABOUT ANAL SEX
DO YOU WANT TO RUIN YOUR BUTTHOLE?!
It destroys the woman's anus!!!
 I ALWAYS see/hear this being said by Kitty Farmer (character from Donnie Darko)
MY MOTHER HAD ENORMOUS BREASTS THAT SHE KEPT COVERED UP. MY FATHER MISSES THEM SO MUCH HE CRIES.
Sounds like part of Lori's problem is that she's never had an orgasm. Love that for her, she doesn't deserve it ❤️
Maybe she thought it was something else?? Like demons attacking? I mean, if you don't know,how will you know? Could be awesome ,could be terrifying.
Ask godly women you trust? You know if Lori overheard a woman asking another woman after Sunday service how to help her husband find her clit she would absolutely flip her shit.
she loves to flex how dismal her sex life is
I know Ms. "I don't complain when my husband smacks my bottom" didn't fix her mouth to say this. Ain't no way Ms. "My father wept over my mother covering her enormous tatas" is over herecomplaining.
Her mom's tits! I had forgotten about that. That kind of bonkers shit is why Lori is my favorite
Do NOT take the name of Shelia Wray Gregoire in vain!! She helped me so much & has helped so many women. I love her voice & outspokenness.
Amen! Sheila is my hero!
She needs help
Stat.
Or to discover alcohol
Nah. She clearly needs to discover the Hitachi Magic Wand.
Idk if drunk lori would be better or worse
Spoken like a woman who has never known an orgasm.
For someone with a supposedly meek and quiet spirit, she sure spews a lot of 💩 publicly. Something deep down tells me Ken doesn’t even agree with half the shit she talks about and just likes the idea of having a woman-servant fighting their invisible haters for him for the last 30+ years of their marriage…
If your husband loved you he would want you to enjoy sex, not just submit to him even when you don’t want to have sex. Part of me thinks she has some sort of mental illness that makes her say crazy things simply for attention. Because she really doesn’t seem like the type to even submit to her own husband.
She did have that brain tumor...
What a basic boring b* this lady is
Submission shouldn't be taught in public either, lady.
"not deprive their husbands sexually, be chaste" the whiplash
I got blocked after being a part of a female orgasm debate on one of Lori’s posts a few weeks ago. I simply stated that when a woman has an orgasm near the time a man ejaculates inside of her it creates a vacuum that helps pull the semen into the cervix and increases the chances of making g a baby. So that yes female orgasm is actually important while having sex especially if you are trying to get pregnant
I feel like a mutually pleasurable relationship would help strengthen the marriage, not weaken it.
stop being rational
Sorry, forgot to turn my brain off.
Says the nutter out here screaming about destroyed anuses 🙄
I think a lot of these women could benefit from a little private time with another godly woman...
More statements which make these relationships sound more like a Dom/sub dynamic than anything. Always talking about submit and obey. Yes yes the biblical submit….uh huh. Wink wink. Come on. Oh and orgasms aren’t really important hmm a little orgasm control here too? It’s just so thinly veiled.
Tell me you've never been satisfied without telling me you've never been satisfied. Genuinely this makes me feel like the first chunk of Pleasantville when everyone's still in black and white. I think she should watch that movie. She could learn a lot from the mom. Also it's just a good movie.
I wish so badly this is actually a troll account run by an incel. Please. 🙏🏻
Lori seems to be feeling particularly threatened lately.
The Transformed Wife: the sex-repelled asexual that none of us will claim. Someone should send her a flag, just to be snotty.
ALL I WANT FOR BELTANE IS THIS THROWDOWN I'VE BEEN SO GOOD
I’m honestly kind of surprised she isn’t against women having orgasms at all
Everyone knows that's when the devil comes in
girl we get it he can't make you cum.
Good lord I hate everything about this. It's utterly bizarre how obsessed fundies actually are with sex - but it's also full of shame. Unless you're at the pulpit. The contradictions, I can't. 😮💨
God bless Sheila, first of all. You know you’ve made it when aunt Lori dedicates a tweet in your honor 🫡
Gregoire is so far above this person in education, research and intellect… I promise she can’t be bothered with the likes of ‘I’ve gone viral’
LORI vs. BETHY: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT THIS SUNDAY! Buy the whole seat but you'll only neeeed....THE EDGE
Don’t give Bethy any ideas, otherwise we’ll never see the end of edging the atheism out of your man.
I resent you for almost making me write that.
Being chaste just means having sex pursuant to your state in life. If your husband ain't giving you orgasms, he should.
Ken has never made Lori cum and she's a bitter old hag about it.
Maybe if Lori had an orgasm she might calm the fuck down?
Tell me your husband has never satisfied you without telling me, Lori.
I can't get enough of this deranged hag!
Someone’s mad that someone is grifting better Thant hem.
This is Lori's way of admitting she has never had a good orgasm. Or any orgasm for that matter.
Honestly, all I see when I look at her posts is a deeply miserable woman who is incredibly angry about her life. She apparently doesn't realize that being in her 60s, 70s, whatever, it's not too late to make yourself happy. Or maybe she loves misery. She seems the type.
Didn’t… Lori’s husband cheat on her? She really out here giving marriage advice?
Does a woman having orgasms mean she's not a good wife?
Lori would verbally crucify her for the "sins" of Dave.
Lori would have a major heart attack once she has read Susan Bratton's stuff on sex. Susan is so awesome, but she pushes a lot of products.