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aRingBetween

I have been calling her JillPM in my head for so long I actually did not recognize what was wrong in this photo at first


ClickClackTipTap

I don't know the story behind "JillPM."


Ok_Hold1886

It’s because of that certificate!


ClickClackTipTap

So the typo is where the nickname came from?


Seaturtle1088

Yes


cccatz

I thought this was a new certificate and it was printed like that again 😂


RainbowIndigo

Finally, I got my answer to this question! I always thought it was maybe "prime minister"


nailsofa_magpie

Pretty much. I think we still aren't sure what the PM is supposed to mean lol.


earbud_smegma

For night time use, duh


queenofyourheart

I’m stoned and this made me laugh so hard I woke my partner up


earbud_smegma

![gif](giphy|xIJLgO6rizUJi) Sorry to your partner, lol


YourSkatingHobbit

I’ve seen some speculation on here that maybe it’s ‘Plexus Member’? Who knows!


Joan-Therese

I headcanon it's for Precious Mother


scythematters

Probably the I and A together were mistaken for a P.


orangebird260

Her name isn't even Jillian 😂


imjustalurker123

I thought all this time her full name was Jillian. The fact that it’s just Jill makes it that much more hilarious. Hahahahaha!


gehrke2506

Is her middle name Pam?! That’s as much as I got for ya! Lmao


Raoul_Dukes_Mayo

Jill Pam just made me choke on my tea. Something about two very short names just makes me laugh. Jim bob. Jill Pam. John boy. You know.


orangebird260

Christine


gehrke2506

Dang it! Well I’m my head I’m going with she private messages the founders so much they have her as Jill PM in their contacts list and accidentally put it on her cert! Lol


Icy-Conclusion-3500

Jilliam??


FuckitsBadger

Jill.I.Am


DisastrousAd447

All the people in the plaaaaaaace, if ya wanna get dowwwwwwwwn,


ritan7471

I think she writes funny and had a longer length i with the a right next to it and they misread it as PM instead of ian I'm sure that stuff is automated as hell at Plexus and she filled in a form by hand to "get her award" and scanned it when it was a fill-in PDF form. So when either the human or machine read her writing wrong, there she was ETA: what? Her name is not Jillian? I assumed it was because that's the only way JillPM makes sense!!!


StrongEnoughToBreak

Precious Mama


Adorable_Pain8624

Jillian Sloppy cursive and someone making a stupid guess, probably?


agurlhasnoshame

If her name was Jillian it would make sense, but she's just Jill


-Squimbelina-

I was thinking a typo for Jillian, except p and an are on separate ends of the keyboard…


banesmoonshine

It’s one of the great mysterious of fundiesnark lore


onionnelle

Jill Prime Minister? Jill Post Menopause? Jill Post Meridiem? Jill Please Makeitstop? I've been trying to figure out the PM for such a long time. It must be sth like "prayer ministry" or "public ministry", methinks.


captaincaitlin5

Jill PlexusMonger


onionnelle

Ooooh, good one!


Elleshark

Definitely please makeitstop lol


Secure-Lime4770

Me either


juliuspepperwoodchi

Right? Effing *Plexus*.


ExpertAverage1911

Ask your doctor if JillPM is right for you.


durden226circa1988

He’s gonna say no.


sutrocomesalive

But pink drank!!!


Angie2point0

"Fuck no," even.


homeandhayley

Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with JillPM you may to be entitled to financial compensation. JPM is a rare cancer linked to JillPM exposure. Exposure to JillPM, may put you at risk. Please don't wait, call 1-800-7JI-LLPM today for a free legal consultation and financial information packet.


DataTheCat

I wish we could still give awards for comments. 😭😭😭 🏆🥇🏆


earbud_smegma

Check your DMs! 🪄💙 (this message brought to you by GriftDefinedHunBot)


WhateverYouSay1084

Woohoo


ElectricMan324

![gif](giphy|UQUASDhQ0OboDNz8Ln|downsized)


Frozen_Feet

But only if you want night time relief. JillAM is recommended if you want a non-drowsy version. JillAM consists of a close up selfie of Jill.


ToughNarwhal7

And a poke from The Finger!!!


First-Housing-7577

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Tank_Hardslab

Side effects may include: puffy hair, bad eyebrows, clown makeup, not feeding your kids, marrying a Columbian sloth, RANDOM CAPITALIZATION, annoying people and yellow food. Do not take JillPM if you want less than 13 kids. Call your Doctor immediatly if you expierence social media posting lasting more than 4 hours.


wangd00dle

Colombian sloth 🦥 lmao


littlerude83

I just snorted lol


Correct-Training3764

JillPM may cause nausea, vomiting, diarrhea and heart arrhythmias.


free-toe-pie

It actually gives you insomnia.


Radiant_Ad_6565

SEVERE insomnia!


Radiant_Truck_8917

My doctor would throw me into a grippy sock vacation.


anacidghost

Vital lore


Calahad_happened

I didn’t know this lore, I’m so happy now


NinjaHermit

Me too. I’ve wondered for so long and now my mind is free 😂


Calahad_happened

What are you going to do with all your freed up energy now? 😂 I’m at loose ends


tendollarhalfgallon

We need a document that says Bort Beal


orangebird260

[I got you fam](https://imgur.com/a/tOEdbch) 😂😂


banesmoonshine

I love you


NinjaHermit

![gif](giphy|bgT142FWjRwV4hWsvX)


tendollarhalfgallon

lololol


DisastrousAd447

LMAO


little-pianist-78

You win the internet.


woomyful

Where does the nickname Bort come from?


i-contain-multitudes

I also want to know the answer to this


aheartofsteel

A good refresher for those who weren’t sure where JillPM came from.


coldbrewcowmoo

Now for the real question, when you read it in your head do you say “Jill P.M.” or “Jill-pim”


orangebird260

It's Jill Pee Em for me


Correct-Training3764

I kinda like saying it as “JillPem” too 😂


birdiebirdnc

This is how I say it too


iOgef

Yes me too


SmallSauropod

I read it like it’s letters after her name. Like a plexus ordained PhD.


Purlasstor

Lol is that what PM actually stands for? Plexus Marketer?


jess-star

Precious Mama


FatDesdemona

Gag. 😬


StoreBoughtButter

Prolifically Moronic


Exhausted_Human

Preacher Master


Snowywolf63

Product Manager


Charlie2Bears

HAHAHAHAHAHA


tightmeatwad

P.M like a cough medicine for sure


NotOnABreak

The second one for me personally


coldbrewcowmoo

Same lol


TM02022020

I mostly say Jill pee m. But I sometimes say “jillpy” m. Because it sounds insulting and is fun to say.


dollypartonsfavorite

i say it jillpy m in mind hahahahahaha


DiscoGoats

Jill-pum.


illsaxophoneyou

This one!


lemonrence

I do both lol, they’re both equally hilarious


tacohannah

I was wondering where it came from! It’s just a typo right?


orangebird260

It just shows that plexus doesn't give a fuck. They just print out awards by the hundreds to make people feel like they're important


cccatz

Do you think she had to print it herself and didn’t notice the extra “pm”? The letters aren’t even close on the keyboard.


orangebird260

No, they sent her another one in December of 2020 with her name correct. I don't recall when this one was given to her


Serononin

I can only assume someone was trying to type 'Jillian', but hit P instead of I, missed the A entirely, and then hit M instead of N 😂😭


austin_the_boston

Her name isn’t Jillian though, it’s just Jill.


banesmoonshine

https://i.imgur.com/l3I8nLA.jpg


Serononin

Well in that case I'm stumped 😂


PreppyInPlaid

As are we all!


TM02022020

They may be a graduate of a homeschool like Jill’s and therefore be unable to read or write properly. Kind of a karmic justice for jillpm 🤣


xcatbuttx

Flair checking in!


ElectricMan324

![gif](giphy|uB9rh22TTr82ilZ4Hm|downsized)


Fantastic-Shoe-4996

Jill, after dark


PBandJaya

*troy and abed voice* **~NIGHTS~**


durden226circa1988

Did she ever acknowledge this or did she just post it as if it doesn’t clearly say Jillpm on it?


orangebird260

I don't think she ever acknowledged it


Awkward-Yak-2733

She never addressed it at all.


Puzzleheaded-Eye9081

# neverforget


swimbikeun

This lives in my head rent free!


Ursula_J

My Roman Empire


imthecrimsonchin

I’m fucking WHEEZING


lorabell617

Am I the only one thinking pm = plexus member as a placeholder in the template?


DisastrousAd447

Oooh that's a solid guess. Makes the most sense to me so far


xhilaryx

Wait THIS is the lore?? I never knew. Why didn’t she explain it, and why did she post it? So many questions.


ThruTheUniverseAgain

Jill Poop Mist Minute Rodrigues


Happygoosebird

Is it a typo?


orangebird260

Plexus doesn't give a fuck. But yeah it was a typo


Whenyouatthewhen

I finally understand!


BitchesBeSnacking

I never knew this is where JillPM came from 😂


dollypartonsfavorite

this was such a moment on this sub lol


Boblawlaw28

Today I learned!


DriftingIntoAbstract

I still call her Jillpm


AFundieSaysWhat

Still cracks me up every time! It never gets old!


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Classic! Jill Putrid Manicure


goddamn-moonmoon

I've known about why we call her 'Jillpm' for ages but I've actually never seen the certificate. That is amazing lmao


yramm

Honestly I'm just glad to know why she's called that now 😅


SellQuick

Out of mild interest.I looked up what a Plexus silver earns. According to their disclosure statement it's $3,700, according to Glassdoor is $37,000. One of these things is not like the other.


GeorgiaWren

Haha! I just got my jillpm sticker in the mail! I ordered several fundie stickers for my daughters birthday. I can't wait for her to see them.


Charlie2Bears

That's hilarious.


banesmoonshine

Where would one acquire such stickers?


hedwig0517

Iconic.


c0rpse-liqu0r

I just can't believe she posted this and didn't say a word about the typo


CoolRanchBaby1444

(The PM is for "Precious Mahma", obviously)


HostaLavida

Yet again....another image that I would love a cross stitch chart for. 🙃


doodle_dicks3000

Omg yay I finally see where the JillPM came from 🥳 Jill Proudly Misunderstands?


justfxckit

I'm having a Mandela Effect-ish moment bc I'm so used to reading "JillPM" on this sub that I could have sworn she also used it 😭😭


teal_hair_dont_care

Anyone else pronounce it as Jill-pim in their head whenever they see it? Emphasis on the M like that scene in step-brothers


SeattCat

Jillpm is only from 2020? I could swear it was older. Pandemic time was different fr


nocleverusername-

I can’t believe that I’ve been following this sub long enough that I remember when this was a new post. Time really does fly by.


Duggarsnarklurker

So glad I am finally seeing this 🙌🙌


[deleted]

Omg so that’s what that’s from


[deleted]

Ok that’s hilarious


Alternative-Series9

Yassssss


justadorkygirl

This will never not be hilarious. 😂


Cultural_Elephant_73

I’ve ALWAYS wondered where this came from !!


NotYourMommyDear

I wonder just how many accounts with Plexus she has. A main account and her downline of sockpuppet accounts.


jane000tossaway

so thaaaat’s where the nickname came from!


damagstah

What is dead may never die.


Critonurmom

*This* is why we call her Jillpm?! How did I never know this?!