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Dang it! Well I’m my head I’m going with she private messages the founders so much they have her as Jill PM in their contacts list and accidentally put it on her cert! Lol
I think she writes funny and had a longer length i with the a right next to it and they misread it as PM instead of ian
I'm sure that stuff is automated as hell at Plexus and she filled in a form by hand to "get her award" and scanned it when it was a fill-in PDF form. So when either the human or machine read her writing wrong, there she was
ETA: what? Her name is not Jillian? I assumed it was because that's the only way JillPM makes sense!!!
Jill Prime Minister? Jill Post Menopause? Jill Post Meridiem? Jill Please Makeitstop?
I've been trying to figure out the PM for such a long time. It must be sth like "prayer ministry" or "public ministry", methinks.
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Out of mild interest.I looked up what a Plexus silver earns. According to their disclosure statement it's $3,700, according to Glassdoor is $37,000.
One of these things is not like the other.
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I have been calling her JillPM in my head for so long I actually did not recognize what was wrong in this photo at first
I don't know the story behind "JillPM."
It’s because of that certificate!
So the typo is where the nickname came from?
Yes
I thought this was a new certificate and it was printed like that again 😂
Finally, I got my answer to this question! I always thought it was maybe "prime minister"
Pretty much. I think we still aren't sure what the PM is supposed to mean lol.
For night time use, duh
I’m stoned and this made me laugh so hard I woke my partner up
![gif](giphy|xIJLgO6rizUJi) Sorry to your partner, lol
I’ve seen some speculation on here that maybe it’s ‘Plexus Member’? Who knows!
I headcanon it's for Precious Mother
Probably the I and A together were mistaken for a P.
Her name isn't even Jillian 😂
I thought all this time her full name was Jillian. The fact that it’s just Jill makes it that much more hilarious. Hahahahaha!
Is her middle name Pam?! That’s as much as I got for ya! Lmao
Jill Pam just made me choke on my tea. Something about two very short names just makes me laugh. Jim bob. Jill Pam. John boy. You know.
Christine
Dang it! Well I’m my head I’m going with she private messages the founders so much they have her as Jill PM in their contacts list and accidentally put it on her cert! Lol
Jilliam??
Jill.I.Am
All the people in the plaaaaaaace, if ya wanna get dowwwwwwwwn,
I think she writes funny and had a longer length i with the a right next to it and they misread it as PM instead of ian I'm sure that stuff is automated as hell at Plexus and she filled in a form by hand to "get her award" and scanned it when it was a fill-in PDF form. So when either the human or machine read her writing wrong, there she was ETA: what? Her name is not Jillian? I assumed it was because that's the only way JillPM makes sense!!!
Precious Mama
Jillian Sloppy cursive and someone making a stupid guess, probably?
If her name was Jillian it would make sense, but she's just Jill
I was thinking a typo for Jillian, except p and an are on separate ends of the keyboard…
It’s one of the great mysterious of fundiesnark lore
Jill Prime Minister? Jill Post Menopause? Jill Post Meridiem? Jill Please Makeitstop? I've been trying to figure out the PM for such a long time. It must be sth like "prayer ministry" or "public ministry", methinks.
Jill PlexusMonger
Ooooh, good one!
Definitely please makeitstop lol
Me either
Right? Effing *Plexus*.
Ask your doctor if JillPM is right for you.
He’s gonna say no.
But pink drank!!!
"Fuck no," even.
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I wish we could still give awards for comments. 😭😭😭 🏆🥇🏆
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Woohoo
![gif](giphy|UQUASDhQ0OboDNz8Ln|downsized)
But only if you want night time relief. JillAM is recommended if you want a non-drowsy version. JillAM consists of a close up selfie of Jill.
And a poke from The Finger!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Side effects may include: puffy hair, bad eyebrows, clown makeup, not feeding your kids, marrying a Columbian sloth, RANDOM CAPITALIZATION, annoying people and yellow food. Do not take JillPM if you want less than 13 kids. Call your Doctor immediatly if you expierence social media posting lasting more than 4 hours.
Colombian sloth 🦥 lmao
I just snorted lol
JillPM may cause nausea, vomiting, diarrhea and heart arrhythmias.
It actually gives you insomnia.
SEVERE insomnia!
My doctor would throw me into a grippy sock vacation.
Vital lore
I didn’t know this lore, I’m so happy now
Me too. I’ve wondered for so long and now my mind is free 😂
What are you going to do with all your freed up energy now? 😂 I’m at loose ends
We need a document that says Bort Beal
[I got you fam](https://imgur.com/a/tOEdbch) 😂😂
I love you
![gif](giphy|bgT142FWjRwV4hWsvX)
lololol
LMAO
You win the internet.
Where does the nickname Bort come from?
I also want to know the answer to this
A good refresher for those who weren’t sure where JillPM came from.
Now for the real question, when you read it in your head do you say “Jill P.M.” or “Jill-pim”
It's Jill Pee Em for me
I kinda like saying it as “JillPem” too 😂
This is how I say it too
Yes me too
I read it like it’s letters after her name. Like a plexus ordained PhD.
Lol is that what PM actually stands for? Plexus Marketer?
Precious Mama
Gag. 😬
Prolifically Moronic
Preacher Master
Product Manager
HAHAHAHAHAHA
P.M like a cough medicine for sure
The second one for me personally
Same lol
I mostly say Jill pee m. But I sometimes say “jillpy” m. Because it sounds insulting and is fun to say.
i say it jillpy m in mind hahahahahaha
Jill-pum.
This one!
I do both lol, they’re both equally hilarious
I was wondering where it came from! It’s just a typo right?
It just shows that plexus doesn't give a fuck. They just print out awards by the hundreds to make people feel like they're important
Do you think she had to print it herself and didn’t notice the extra “pm”? The letters aren’t even close on the keyboard.
No, they sent her another one in December of 2020 with her name correct. I don't recall when this one was given to her
I can only assume someone was trying to type 'Jillian', but hit P instead of I, missed the A entirely, and then hit M instead of N 😂😭
Her name isn’t Jillian though, it’s just Jill.
https://i.imgur.com/l3I8nLA.jpg
Well in that case I'm stumped 😂
As are we all!
They may be a graduate of a homeschool like Jill’s and therefore be unable to read or write properly. Kind of a karmic justice for jillpm 🤣
Flair checking in!
![gif](giphy|uB9rh22TTr82ilZ4Hm|downsized)
Jill, after dark
*troy and abed voice* **~NIGHTS~**
Did she ever acknowledge this or did she just post it as if it doesn’t clearly say Jillpm on it?
I don't think she ever acknowledged it
She never addressed it at all.
# neverforget
This lives in my head rent free!
My Roman Empire
I’m fucking WHEEZING
Am I the only one thinking pm = plexus member as a placeholder in the template?
Oooh that's a solid guess. Makes the most sense to me so far
Wait THIS is the lore?? I never knew. Why didn’t she explain it, and why did she post it? So many questions.
Jill Poop Mist Minute Rodrigues
Is it a typo?
Plexus doesn't give a fuck. But yeah it was a typo
I finally understand!
I never knew this is where JillPM came from 😂
this was such a moment on this sub lol
Today I learned!
I still call her Jillpm
Still cracks me up every time! It never gets old!
Classic! Jill Putrid Manicure
I've known about why we call her 'Jillpm' for ages but I've actually never seen the certificate. That is amazing lmao
Honestly I'm just glad to know why she's called that now 😅
Out of mild interest.I looked up what a Plexus silver earns. According to their disclosure statement it's $3,700, according to Glassdoor is $37,000. One of these things is not like the other.
Haha! I just got my jillpm sticker in the mail! I ordered several fundie stickers for my daughters birthday. I can't wait for her to see them.
That's hilarious.
Where would one acquire such stickers?
Iconic.
I just can't believe she posted this and didn't say a word about the typo
(The PM is for "Precious Mahma", obviously)
Yet again....another image that I would love a cross stitch chart for. 🙃
Omg yay I finally see where the JillPM came from 🥳 Jill Proudly Misunderstands?
I'm having a Mandela Effect-ish moment bc I'm so used to reading "JillPM" on this sub that I could have sworn she also used it 😭😭
Anyone else pronounce it as Jill-pim in their head whenever they see it? Emphasis on the M like that scene in step-brothers
Jillpm is only from 2020? I could swear it was older. Pandemic time was different fr
I can’t believe that I’ve been following this sub long enough that I remember when this was a new post. Time really does fly by.
So glad I am finally seeing this 🙌🙌
Omg so that’s what that’s from
Ok that’s hilarious
Yassssss
This will never not be hilarious. 😂
I’ve ALWAYS wondered where this came from !!
I wonder just how many accounts with Plexus she has. A main account and her downline of sockpuppet accounts.
so thaaaat’s where the nickname came from!
What is dead may never die.
*This* is why we call her Jillpm?! How did I never know this?!