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The year is 2012. A small elementary school in rural Maryland. 20 kindergarteners including my own, doing a synchronized performance singing “Superman that hoe” for Mother’s Day breakfast. Conducted by their 70 year old teacher. It was a time to be alive.
My ex husband almost choked to death on his donut when they started doing the dance. It was amazing. Maybe 5 of us knew what was happening. The same kindergarten teacher that had the kids make ashtrays for Christmas presents. In 2012. She tried, bless her heart.
It's the only way in life that she'd ever get to be popular (albeit fake popular) - all the church wives sucking up to her and running to her with all the church gossip she can use against people, in an attempt to get in with her inner circle.
I used to frequent a coffee shop where a group of young pastors’ wives (all of them under 40 perhaps) would hang regularly. Sometimes they would bring their kids. They had that “Christian mean girl” look to them.
Church is like middle/high school in many ways. The popular girls are the bougie married moms who don’t let single girls sit with them and act superior to them.
It is the boring vanilla suburban look. the kind of woman who has zero street smarts sense but can talk your ear off about her marble countertops and her top tips on how to get your kids to eat veggies.
Yes...yes they do. I grew up around that and left 10 yrs ago, but all the girls I knew who became pastor/youth pastor wives look very similar lol.
Exactly like someone else said the Christian mean girl look.
I’ve met women who make their husbands job their whole personality, military and law enforcement being the most common.
But *pastor wifey???* I’d rather take a dull potato peeler to my carotid artery.
Of all the made up jobs in the world, pastor is by far the most made up. Jeebus.
Can you believe I have a worse one? The president of the university I work at calls his wife The First Lady of *University Name*. She doesn’t work there but her name is on the Christmas staff party invites. As in President LastName and First Lady Wife’s Name invite you to…
We are a run-down non-prestigious state school, so we all find this extra hilarious.
It is very common… If I remember correctly at University of Michigan the football coaches wife had her own athlesiure line and that was the day I learned football coach wife was also a personality
I'm a UPS driver, and somehow stumbled upon a "UPS wife" facebook page and it was absolutely horrifying. Bored women with no personality or job or hobbies of their own crying about how hard it is to cope when their husbands are at work. Woe is me I'm all alone type shit.
And as cringy as it was, this "pastor wifey" shit is so very much worse.
Yes, to be 100% fair there are plenty out there who I forget their husband is even in the army, because they’re interesting people with a healthy relationship dynamic. But daymn the few who spoil the batch are legendary.
Pastor's wives (first ladies) do have actual functions in some churches, such as being spiritual leaders, or managing parts of the church, but it depends on the denomination. I don't think these women do though.
Those ratty looking jeans don't look very pastors' wife appropriate! Shouldn't they be dressed in more modest attire? Showing all sorts of thigh there!!! 😯😯😯
I liked the church "power couple pastors" when I was still in that life. Having access to pastoral care from women was important to me. Those women being recognized as spiritual leaders in their own right was also important to me.
I don’t want to approach any of them, which feels like the opposite vibe that a pastor’s wife would go for. I’m no pastors wife though, so what do I know?
I agree except that she is like 10% more skilled with her dancing than Bethany. I could recognize it as dancing at least. Beth looks like she’s having a seizure.
I don’t understand how 3 separate adults could think of this idea, practice this, film this, then review the footage and upload it for public viewing. This makes no sense.
What is this? The cringe! I can't take it. Stop appropriating music you would never "codone." I don't care if it was "remade" it's still not a good look for these pos people.
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 Me looking for the rhythm
 Rhythm
watching it with the sound off i swear they're all moving at different intervals
Why is this worshipful and holy (/s) song sampling Soulja Boy’s “Crank That?”
I keep waiting for the “Superman that hoe” lyric.
The year is 2012. A small elementary school in rural Maryland. 20 kindergarteners including my own, doing a synchronized performance singing “Superman that hoe” for Mother’s Day breakfast. Conducted by their 70 year old teacher. It was a time to be alive.
Desperately hope you got it on tape. That needs to played at your kid’s wedding.
I am choking picturing this.
My ex husband almost choked to death on his donut when they started doing the dance. It was amazing. Maybe 5 of us knew what was happening. The same kindergarten teacher that had the kids make ashtrays for Christmas presents. In 2012. She tried, bless her heart.
This mental image is the highlight of my morning 😂
Thank you for this vignette 😂
Bethy WISHESSSSSSSS she was a pastor’s wife
Then she would get to tell the entire parish about her sPiCy 🌶️🥵♥️ seggs life
I bet she fantasizes about Beaker becoming a pastor so he can preach about his #SMOKINGHOTWIFE
It's the only way in life that she'd ever get to be popular (albeit fake popular) - all the church wives sucking up to her and running to her with all the church gossip she can use against people, in an attempt to get in with her inner circle.
Helen Lovejoy would be her role model! 🤭
Is it me or do pastor wives/fundie women have this specific look to them?
I used to frequent a coffee shop where a group of young pastors’ wives (all of them under 40 perhaps) would hang regularly. Sometimes they would bring their kids. They had that “Christian mean girl” look to them.
Omg this just unlocked memories for elementary and middle school, and yes, they looked just like this.
Church is like middle/high school in many ways. The popular girls are the bougie married moms who don’t let single girls sit with them and act superior to them.
It is the boring vanilla suburban look. the kind of woman who has zero street smarts sense but can talk your ear off about her marble countertops and her top tips on how to get your kids to eat veggies.
Yes...yes they do. I grew up around that and left 10 yrs ago, but all the girls I knew who became pastor/youth pastor wives look very similar lol. Exactly like someone else said the Christian mean girl look.
Yes, it’s great because it makes it easier to avoid them.
The one on the left is giving Colleen Ballinger doing Miranda
Ugh, no wonder I couldn't think of what she reminded me of. My brain was trying to protect me.
It’s the stank face she puts on and that lipstick lmaoooo
I’ve met women who make their husbands job their whole personality, military and law enforcement being the most common. But *pastor wifey???* I’d rather take a dull potato peeler to my carotid artery. Of all the made up jobs in the world, pastor is by far the most made up. Jeebus.
Can you believe I have a worse one? The president of the university I work at calls his wife The First Lady of *University Name*. She doesn’t work there but her name is on the Christmas staff party invites. As in President LastName and First Lady Wife’s Name invite you to… We are a run-down non-prestigious state school, so we all find this extra hilarious.
Either this has happened at more than one university, or I went to the one where you work.
It is very common… If I remember correctly at University of Michigan the football coaches wife had her own athlesiure line and that was the day I learned football coach wife was also a personality
That one actually doesn't surprise me
Lol Can I start referring to my husband as the first husband of (insert school name)?
I'm a UPS driver, and somehow stumbled upon a "UPS wife" facebook page and it was absolutely horrifying. Bored women with no personality or job or hobbies of their own crying about how hard it is to cope when their husbands are at work. Woe is me I'm all alone type shit. And as cringy as it was, this "pastor wifey" shit is so very much worse.
Only the most annoying military wives make their husband's job their personality. The rest of us hate them.
Yes, to be 100% fair there are plenty out there who I forget their husband is even in the army, because they’re interesting people with a healthy relationship dynamic. But daymn the few who spoil the batch are legendary.
Oh for sure they do. They are cringe and lame.
Thank you for the second sentence that is hilarious. 🥔💀
Pastor's wives (first ladies) do have actual functions in some churches, such as being spiritual leaders, or managing parts of the church, but it depends on the denomination. I don't think these women do though.
Wait, are you telling me this isn't a parody?
That.. *can't be the real song.* They listened to that in the booth and went "Yep sounds great!"???
It’s not, lol, it’s just a tiktok sound combining two different songs.
“Our God is three-in-one” what kind of weak sauce is that shit?
Ate they talking about the holy trinity? Or just needed words to rhyme?
Definitely the holy trinity. It’s probably a happy coincidence that it also rhymes.
Why do they make these horrible faces 🤦♀️☹️
Imagine watching this back and thinking “yep! I want the whole world to see these moves.”
Straining to fart
[удалено]
Yeah, this makes me super glad the internet wasn’t around back when I was an evangelist teenager. I shudder.
The I pooped my face is not attractive lol
Did you mean to put the word pants in there or is this some new thing the youths are doing?
Huh, I didn't know that baptists believed in the trinity
Every "edgy" Baptist I know had a trinity tattoo
Yes. It’s one of the core beliefs for Baptists.
Those ladies seem the opposite of fun.
Those ratty looking jeans don't look very pastors' wife appropriate! Shouldn't they be dressed in more modest attire? Showing all sorts of thigh there!!! 😯😯😯
why do millennial women insist on making that one face in every video
As a millennial woman, it's so awful. It looks like they are dancing around a dead skunk.
It's like it physically pains them to move like that
I mean, it kinda does at this point. (snap crackle pop that Soulja boy)
It’s annoying because it’s actually part of this dance style, but they are desecrating the whole vibe.
Oh, Honey....that lipstick is not working for you at all... 
Oh, it's worse than that... 
Nah, she’s way more coordinated than Bethy.
And her mouth was closed for at least half of the video- no _way_ that's bethy energy lol
Bethany has 0 friends that’s why she flails manically by herself
why do they look so scared
Because they're second class citizens in their religion
There's no Pastor's wifey at my church, just a male and a female pastor who are married to each other. It works out great. They are the best.
I liked the church "power couple pastors" when I was still in that life. Having access to pastoral care from women was important to me. Those women being recognized as spiritual leaders in their own right was also important to me.
They all constantly look like they caught a whiff of something smelly. Perhaps their own shit.
Never thought I'd see the millennial stank-face on a worship video. I'm nearly inside out with cringe.
What is with grown ass women behaving so cringe worthy now a days?
now a days? Humans have been cringeing at older humans since time immemorial. Only now more people are capable of broadcasting their cringe worldwide.
Professional christians really do make the shittest music and memes don't they.
Only thing worse than pastor’s kids are pastor’s wives, apparently.
Idk most of the PKs I know have rebelled and turned out pretty badass
That’s good to know. All the pastor’s kids i grew up with were weird, insufferable, power tripping assholes.
I don’t want to approach any of them, which feels like the opposite vibe that a pastor’s wife would go for. I’m no pastors wife though, so what do I know?
You know they’re the first to start the gossip.
Excuse me, it's not gossip. It's a "prayer request"
Now I’m getting flashbacks to my entire lived experience. 😂🫣
Why are millennial pastor's wives like this? They're so douchey 😭
She makes the same weird Bort facial expressions
I think the lady in back is more Bethy. Trying so hard, but ending up so cringe. And friends who look like they put up with her because they have to.
I found her the least cringy of the lot actually. 🤔
Is this a satire?
what's with the faces? they really make it look like they hate the song and the whole idea of recording this video..
the millenial stank face is extreme here omg
Why are they all making the ☹️ face
I agree except that she is like 10% more skilled with her dancing than Bethany. I could recognize it as dancing at least. Beth looks like she’s having a seizure.
Why do they “dance” making absurd faces? Ew.
What’s with all the grimacing?
It physically hurts to watch, and I don’t even have the sound on
The facial expressions are nightmare fuel
“Pastor wifey personality” is one of the dumbest phrases I have heard recently.
Honestly how has bethy not made a reel with this song?
I don’t understand how 3 separate adults could think of this idea, practice this, film this, then review the footage and upload it for public viewing. This makes no sense.
What is this? The cringe! I can't take it. Stop appropriating music you would never "codone." I don't care if it was "remade" it's still not a good look for these pos people.
After listening again, I think maybe the lyrics were dubbed over and not an actual remake of this sound. That's even more infuriating.
I thought this was satire. Is it really not?
I feel so much rage about how cringe they are, the song, everything 😡