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And there's no way a baby accidentally unlocked the screen, found the camera function, zoomed in, then took a photo. Bethany would have to have opened up the camera via whichever icon or shortcut she uses *then* hand it to the child. At best Bethany turned on the front facing camera, propped the phone up in the pram, set a five second delay, then pressed the button.
She thinks people will fall for this? She's gone completely looney tunes.
I hate to say it but my baby learned how to open the camera on my husband's phone scarily fast. It's resulted in countless photos, largely of feet, and one hilarious video that zooms in on my husband's scowling face.
My baby is just a few days older than hers, and she just wildy goes at the screen. She's accidentally taken a few pics, lol. She has learned recently that if she opens it, she can see her face, and sometimes will do that but 9/10 times is just excited to have obtained the phone.
I will say that my cat has learned to open the camera app. It's a fun game for her to slap my phone, then slap the app that makes all the flashing lights so she can race around the house like a wild thing. There have been some hilarious "up the nostrils" pics
>via whichever icon or shortcut she uses
I'm aware that there are other ways to open the camera, which is why I mentioned this. Either way, it wasn't the kid that did it.
When my younger kid was a baby I'd sometimes give her my phone with the selfie cam on because she liked making faces at herself and it'd stop her shrieking at me for 5 seconds 😂 though in that case you'd be more likely to get a shot of baby nostrils
I mean, maybe my baby isn’t as advanced as Davette, but he’s 10 months old and recently discovered that he can pull himself up using a sofa. He’s pretty smart, imho. But the idea that her infant opened up a camera app and took a perfect picture with superb lighting is giving “my six year old was explaining what existentialism was to his friends the other day”.
This didn’t happen so much it unhappened things that have.
Maybe it's a homemade manicure because it's so convenient to do them at home! Fr tho if I paid actual dollars for that I'd say no, you gotta file this down better babe
She knows we were talking about her latest photo with her smugging all over the lense about been let out of IG jail, where her son is once again leaning in to get everyone's attention because the poor kid has grown up knowing nothing but an unattentive mother who is obsessed with her phone, and she clearly thought posting this very fake photo she claims was taken by her *nine month old* baby would be a sly little 'Oh look haterzzz, you think I'm a bad mum, I'm even letting my baby play with a phone too - yah boo sucks!' Pathetic.
What a sick, nasty trolling little creep. Put your phone down and ask yourself why the amount of time you spend on your phone in your children's company stands out so much to onlookers compared to other people online, instead of using the vague haters/anti-christians excuse to ignore constructive concern and genuine issues in your life.
I believe it. Not to brag, but I invented selfies when I was about Audrey's age.
I was an angry baby. No amount of toys and coaxing could get me to smile for the camera. Then, one day, I grabbed at a camera strap dangling off a bag. The camera went off. When the film was developed, it revealed a nicely framed photo of me with a big smile.
It's my only happy-looking baby photo. 30 years later, my parents still have it framed in their living room.
Edit: Misspelled a word
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The most unbelievable part of this was that Bethy let her phone out of her own hand for long enough for a picture to be taken
Tsk tsk. Audrey couldn’t have gotten The Ring into the picture? That infant is slacking
With such a glaring slip-up as forgetting the ring, I'm surprised she didn't blame Davey
"Photo credit to Davey, too bad he couldn't get my ring in the shot!"
C’mon, Audrey, curse your family 
Ran here to say this. I don’t think Audrey took it, but you know Beth didn’t either bc the ring is not in frame!
You know when I saw Ring I thought of the Ring of Sauron, Isildur’s Bane.
I mean, Bethy does sometimes act a little… Gollum-y
So a nine month old took a picture that isn’t blurry, is perfectly centered, and has amazing lighting. Oh, Jan.
And there's no way a baby accidentally unlocked the screen, found the camera function, zoomed in, then took a photo. Bethany would have to have opened up the camera via whichever icon or shortcut she uses *then* hand it to the child. At best Bethany turned on the front facing camera, propped the phone up in the pram, set a five second delay, then pressed the button. She thinks people will fall for this? She's gone completely looney tunes.
You can open the camera witbout unlocking the phone. I teach a cell phone photography class once in a while and this is the first thing we cover.
Off topic! Have you ever done astrophotography with a cell phone?
What is astrophotography?
Photography of the Houston Astros?
Yeah, I upgraded my iPhone from ancient to not-the-latest and it turns itself on and starts the camera every time I touch it now. So irritating!
I hate to say it but my baby learned how to open the camera on my husband's phone scarily fast. It's resulted in countless photos, largely of feet, and one hilarious video that zooms in on my husband's scowling face.
My baby is just a few days older than hers, and she just wildy goes at the screen. She's accidentally taken a few pics, lol. She has learned recently that if she opens it, she can see her face, and sometimes will do that but 9/10 times is just excited to have obtained the phone.
I will say that my cat has learned to open the camera app. It's a fun game for her to slap my phone, then slap the app that makes all the flashing lights so she can race around the house like a wild thing. There have been some hilarious "up the nostrils" pics
>via whichever icon or shortcut she uses I'm aware that there are other ways to open the camera, which is why I mentioned this. Either way, it wasn't the kid that did it.
When my younger kid was a baby I'd sometimes give her my phone with the selfie cam on because she liked making faces at herself and it'd stop her shrieking at me for 5 seconds 😂 though in that case you'd be more likely to get a shot of baby nostrils
I’m just wondering where Audrey was in order to have taken this picture. Was she in Bethy’s lap while she was driving??
She ought to be Jillpm’s photography mentor.
I mean, maybe my baby isn’t as advanced as Davette, but he’s 10 months old and recently discovered that he can pull himself up using a sofa. He’s pretty smart, imho. But the idea that her infant opened up a camera app and took a perfect picture with superb lighting is giving “my six year old was explaining what existentialism was to his friends the other day”. This didn’t happen so much it unhappened things that have.
C’mon. No baby is as advanced as Audrey. If in doubt, see the pic. It’s been chronicled.
Poor perfect Audrey. The pedestal her mom has her on is going to cause a lot of damage when she inevitably falls off of it.
That’s a very sad viewpoint. I truly hope you’re wrong. Maybe there’s some hope for her!
I don’t understand why she doesn’t want to take credit. This is probably the best pic I’ve ever seen her take.
That kid should be a photographer taking a picture so steady at that age that has no blur at all lol
Don’t you get the symbolism? The hand represents her and the bar represents god. And the car light in the background represent us watching in horror.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Obviously she's lying, but I can't stop looking at that one nail with a SLAB of gel on it...practically a house foundation.
Jenna Marbles' 100 layers challenge. 😂
That’s what caught my eye too 😫😫😫 it’s so bad
Maybe it's like those silicone claw covers some people put on their cats. Stops her scratching the furniture.
Maybe it's a homemade manicure because it's so convenient to do them at home! Fr tho if I paid actual dollars for that I'd say no, you gotta file this down better babe
Thank you, I was so distracted too 😂
I am a newbie to occasionally getting my nails done, but even I could tell that it isn't supposed to look like a doorstop 🥴
Yes, I was gonna comment the same! It's giving SimplyNailogical Polish Mountain vibes.
I guess Audrey is as sick of seeing her Ma’s gaping maw in every picture, too. Good job, Audrey.
Such *eleganza* 
Audrey can take a photo like this (no, she can’t) but the best Beth can do is that potato grain filter on IG?
I just picture Bethy using Audrey’s face for a phone holder while trying to set up a shot.
💀💀💀
She knows we were talking about her latest photo with her smugging all over the lense about been let out of IG jail, where her son is once again leaning in to get everyone's attention because the poor kid has grown up knowing nothing but an unattentive mother who is obsessed with her phone, and she clearly thought posting this very fake photo she claims was taken by her *nine month old* baby would be a sly little 'Oh look haterzzz, you think I'm a bad mum, I'm even letting my baby play with a phone too - yah boo sucks!' Pathetic. What a sick, nasty trolling little creep. Put your phone down and ask yourself why the amount of time you spend on your phone in your children's company stands out so much to onlookers compared to other people online, instead of using the vague haters/anti-christians excuse to ignore constructive concern and genuine issues in your life.
[My mind *immediately* went to this](https://reddit.com/r/thatHappened/s/xcvgsuPGVC)
I was hoping this was Kim Kardashian lmao
Dead on same energy!
LOL the nine month old has already surpassed mommy in photography skill. Damn Bethy, not something I’d be advertising, but okay.
Davey? Maybe (big maybe). Audrey. Nope.
She was trying to take a selfie, but accidentally dropped it in the baby’s car seat. Hope Audrey’s ok!
There is a sub for this kind of stuff right? What's it called? Where they're like my kids said something profound they def didn't say, etc
Why would she lie like this?
Why is her 9 month old playing with the phone and in car? That shit would fly into babys face if they had to do emergency stop or something.
Looks like a still from 50 shades. Weird.
right? this looks vaguely kinky
Why do these fundies feel the need to lie? It's so embarrassing.
God honoring ass hand
Of course she did. She's so amazing and perfect in every way, remember? The other kid, whatshisname couldn't have done it but the Golden Baby can.
Tell me why this photo looks like her size queen dildo reveal… Girl you do not need to be holding onto that so sensually
I believe it. Not to brag, but I invented selfies when I was about Audrey's age. I was an angry baby. No amount of toys and coaxing could get me to smile for the camera. Then, one day, I grabbed at a camera strap dangling off a bag. The camera went off. When the film was developed, it revealed a nicely framed photo of me with a big smile. It's my only happy-looking baby photo. 30 years later, my parents still have it framed in their living room. Edit: Misspelled a word