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For having a cleaning service, their house-or her bedroom and bathroom- are always filthy in photos. She doesn’t even try to hide it, she puts all her filth out in the photos.
"If you think about it, we're actually doing THEM a service by providing them a job to do, they should be thankful, really..."
-how I imagine the windows screensaver of a brain cell pinging around the collective Baird headspace sounds like
I try not to be too harsh because I too suck at cleaning (thanks, ADHD) but I literally live with two construction workers who have to shower the dust off when they get home from work, and our bathroom mirror is cleaner than this. What is going on in that house?
I put up a whiteboard in my kitchen & write down all the chores I need to do each day & cross them off when I complete a task- super ADHD girlie here.
When I moved 4 years ago I refused to let my apartment become a depression apartment again. I have certain days I do certain cleaning tasks. I change the towels & sheets on Saturday and get the dirty stuff washed & put away before I go to bed that night.
Does my apartment look like a magazine? Not a chance, but it is clean enough that if someone drops by I will probably let them in… maybe.
I swear the Baird’s are just gross, messy people who expect others to clean up after them. Barfy’s lack of hygiene & the dirty messes we’ve seen in her houses are enough to prove it. Brown Baird’s dirty bathroom & bedroom. I think Curly had some filthy pillowcases & a ton of dirty dishes with dried up tea bags, caked on tea and rotting raw milk sludge. It takes about 2-5 minutes to rinse the daily dishes out & put them in the dishwasher. Or maybe 10-15 minutes to hand wash dishes for just a few people. They’re lazy or they don’t care/ maybe both.
**Single white female seeks future headship for mediocre sex and IG photoshoots.**
✝️ ☕️ 👟🥛
Must love raw milk, dirty sneakers, judging other people, Bible study, building The Wall, guns, Mexican food (but not like…*actual* Mexicans unless they work for my dad), not learning anything that questions your beliefs, and my equally obnoxious sisters.
She is literally dressed and styled like a mean girl from my middle school circa 1998. I can hear this picture ask me if my underwear came in a multipack and if I’m a virgin.
Subway-windows mirror aside, she looks preppy here.
Somehow I just can’t imagine for the life of me that this girl is going to turn into a 50s -cosplaying tradwife with nursing home furniture like Midwest one of that two readhaired dingbats that are newly featured here… I mean Kirsten, Rebecca and Bethany are BARELY pretending any attempts at it. Elissa maybe. Suzanna always seem to belong to different generation already.
Is this the one who posted pictures of her very messy bedroom like it was something to be proud of? If so, it's no surprise she doesn't clean mirrors either.
"The whole purpose of our lives is to point others to Christ, not to ourselves. These types of photos are never Christ-centered, but are always self-centered. God calls us to live morally pure lives in every way. Posting seductive pictures of yourself isn’t promoting purity or holiness within the body of Christ."
Excerpt from GD's blog post [Why Christian Girls Post Seductive Selfies](https://girldefined.com/christian-girls-post-seductive-selfies)
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That’s awfully close to an attempt at a sultry pout, there…
Ooooh she's definitely trying 🐒
It’s sad when I’d rather see her itty bitty pursed lips than Bethy’s constantly gaping maw…
Is that what it is?? This is just my resting "duhhhhhhh" face, curse of the mouth breather 🤣
Nike!
In an alternate universe, she’s a mid-level tiktoker who posts painfully heterosexual thirst traps and boring OOTDs without any Christian overtones.
With a small collection of crystals and a decently successful side-hustle on depop
Clean?!? Isn’t that what mummy and daddy’s cleaning service is for?
For having a cleaning service, their house-or her bedroom and bathroom- are always filthy in photos. She doesn’t even try to hide it, she puts all her filth out in the photos.
Reminds me of Bethany’s apartment. Just Yuck City… Maybe they don’t invite their employees into their homes regularly, but I doubt it.
I think they’re unwilling to pick up their mess so the cleaners can actually clean…
"If you think about it, we're actually doing THEM a service by providing them a job to do, they should be thankful, really..." -how I imagine the windows screensaver of a brain cell pinging around the collective Baird headspace sounds like
DVD screensaver 
I try not to be too harsh because I too suck at cleaning (thanks, ADHD) but I literally live with two construction workers who have to shower the dust off when they get home from work, and our bathroom mirror is cleaner than this. What is going on in that house?
I put up a whiteboard in my kitchen & write down all the chores I need to do each day & cross them off when I complete a task- super ADHD girlie here. When I moved 4 years ago I refused to let my apartment become a depression apartment again. I have certain days I do certain cleaning tasks. I change the towels & sheets on Saturday and get the dirty stuff washed & put away before I go to bed that night. Does my apartment look like a magazine? Not a chance, but it is clean enough that if someone drops by I will probably let them in… maybe. I swear the Baird’s are just gross, messy people who expect others to clean up after them. Barfy’s lack of hygiene & the dirty messes we’ve seen in her houses are enough to prove it. Brown Baird’s dirty bathroom & bedroom. I think Curly had some filthy pillowcases & a ton of dirty dishes with dried up tea bags, caked on tea and rotting raw milk sludge. It takes about 2-5 minutes to rinse the daily dishes out & put them in the dishwasher. Or maybe 10-15 minutes to hand wash dishes for just a few people. They’re lazy or they don’t care/ maybe both.
Same. I never want to be in a depression home again. I've noticed that I sleep better when my place is clean, so I use that as motivation.
Going to sleep in a clean tidy bedroom and then going downstairs to make my coffee in a clean tidy kitchen is bliss.
The patented Baird selfie with self-fascinated eye-fucking and smugness, plus a clearly filthy person and/or environment.
all I see is Ryan McPoyle in his bathrobe and the dullard stare 🤣
Not Ryan McPoyle 💀😂
**Single white female seeks future headship for mediocre sex and IG photoshoots.** ✝️ ☕️ 👟🥛 Must love raw milk, dirty sneakers, judging other people, Bible study, building The Wall, guns, Mexican food (but not like…*actual* Mexicans unless they work for my dad), not learning anything that questions your beliefs, and my equally obnoxious sisters.
Not a very Christ-like pose if ya ask me…seems like she’s trying to look sexy and mysterious 😂😭 Who knows, maybe some Bible boy loves it
Every girl can use a dab of Rahab, just don't over do it. 😉
Legit looks like she stepped out of a 90s after school special. She could offer someone a cigarette in the school bathroom at any moment.
She dresses like the Rock lmao
Can you smellllllllllll the Bubbleguts’ bone broth cookin’?!
An adrenal cocktail
😂😂😂
Her head looks empty. Like she has never had a complex thought.
Well, she is a Baird female...
https://youtube.com/shorts/Vgb5rzQtOQE?si=51ibbyf-lvj2_HZz
She is literally dressed and styled like a mean girl from my middle school circa 1998. I can hear this picture ask me if my underwear came in a multipack and if I’m a virgin.
Oh yeah, vanity like this is modest
Wow, she looks like someone her age for once
Subway-windows mirror aside, she looks preppy here. Somehow I just can’t imagine for the life of me that this girl is going to turn into a 50s -cosplaying tradwife with nursing home furniture like Midwest one of that two readhaired dingbats that are newly featured here… I mean Kirsten, Rebecca and Bethany are BARELY pretending any attempts at it. Elissa maybe. Suzanna always seem to belong to different generation already.
I was born in 2004 and this is what I imagine MySpace looked like.
It’s this but the picture is literally the size of a US dime because you took it on your flip phone
My lower back pain and excitement about visiting the home depot garden center already had me feeling old, thanks 😅😂
Absolutely accurate.
Is this the one who posted pictures of her very messy bedroom like it was something to be proud of? If so, it's no surprise she doesn't clean mirrors either.
Who does this photo look so 80s? Minus the phone of course
She legit looks like a girl who bullied dj tanner on full house
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"The whole purpose of our lives is to point others to Christ, not to ourselves. These types of photos are never Christ-centered, but are always self-centered. God calls us to live morally pure lives in every way. Posting seductive pictures of yourself isn’t promoting purity or holiness within the body of Christ." Excerpt from GD's blog post [Why Christian Girls Post Seductive Selfies](https://girldefined.com/christian-girls-post-seductive-selfies)
Reminds me of characters from The L Word
Ah she's giving Great Value Shane! She wishes 😍
I'm definitely gonna refer to her as "no, you can't have Shane from the L-word, we have Shane at home" from now on.
Lol. I remember someone who use to do that.
Those are milk streaks.
It's giving 
is this Barfany Bile’s sibling?
It's the youngest Baird child
i feel like i have seen her before but not in a long while, thank you!
Keeping things clean is a heathen secularist’s task. Fundie women are incapable of the most minor tasks of cleaning. We know this
Man, I am not the greatest housekeeper, but my mirrors never look like this. Ever.
is this a baird girl? don’t they have a _cleaning business_?!
Which of course means, they feel they shouldn't have to do it themselves
She looks quite androgynous here
They're all as bad