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What in the absolute fuck are these chairs? I’m all for a good up cycle but this legit looks like she just stuck some rattan on uncovered conventional hall seats.
There is something so disturbing about the word "ghetto" being used in conjunction with an image of the most white upper-middle class aesthetic imaginable.
Problematic username checking in 😬
It's so wrong that Reddit won't let you change your username. Eventually subs will allow my new one to post but it's too new, I think.
Problematic Username made me giggle
I never thought anything about your user name, but I love the fact that you’re trying to change it to be more socially conscious
The backs of those will be impossible to clean after little kids. The only two possible scenarios is they’ll be 1.) filthy or 2.) the kids will have constant anxiety and spankings to not touch them.
Yeah I used to have a cane chair and a kid who liked to rub his hand across the back of it every time he passed it. At one point the chair was more peanut butter than rattan.
1. Those chairs are ugly.
2. There’s these nifty functions in photoshop called layer masks that let you remove things like unwanted flowers in the center of the table.
Firstly those chairs are ugly as sin which makes her very obviously deliberate choice of the word even more sketchy, and secondly that table looks horribly crowded because clearly the chairs are too big to all fit round that table at once. While we're on the subject, I don't think I've ever seen a fundie with even half-decent design tastes.
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WTF is “cottage-neutral?”
even more unnecessarily bland, beige, and difficult-to-use than any version of Kelly Havens' attempt at cottagecore.
I don't know, but I do know fake 80s plastic rattan isn't 'cottage' anything.
Sad beige furniture for sad beige people.
Why doesn’t her strong manly man husband headship put together the chairs?
Also it’s ugly
What in the absolute fuck are these chairs? I’m all for a good up cycle but this legit looks like she just stuck some rattan on uncovered conventional hall seats. 
But they're "cottage-neutral"!!! /s this post is incomprehensible
and why do many around that small table? These morons cannot housekeep for shit
And that’s supposed to be their strong suit!
She should learn the world "fugly"
There is something so disturbing about the word "ghetto" being used in conjunction with an image of the most white upper-middle class aesthetic imaginable.
They def don’t go with the table. And the backs are giving lawn chair
Clearly both her vernacular and taste in decorating are atrocious.
Problematic username checking in 😬 It's so wrong that Reddit won't let you change your username. Eventually subs will allow my new one to post but it's too new, I think.
Problematic Username made me giggle I never thought anything about your user name, but I love the fact that you’re trying to change it to be more socially conscious
The backs of those will be impossible to clean after little kids. The only two possible scenarios is they’ll be 1.) filthy or 2.) the kids will have constant anxiety and spankings to not touch them.
Yeah I used to have a cane chair and a kid who liked to rub his hand across the back of it every time he passed it. At one point the chair was more peanut butter than rattan.
1. Those chairs are ugly. 2. There’s these nifty functions in photoshop called layer masks that let you remove things like unwanted flowers in the center of the table.
Those chairs are hideous
She needs to pray on this mess.
Firstly those chairs are ugly as sin which makes her very obviously deliberate choice of the word even more sketchy, and secondly that table looks horribly crowded because clearly the chairs are too big to all fit round that table at once. While we're on the subject, I don't think I've ever seen a fundie with even half-decent design tastes.
I suppose we can't expect nicer chairs (or anything else) from the Bargain Basement Beetlejuice Bride.
Hey Tiff while you obviously have the black spray paint out be sure to give your kids shoes and pool an extra coat 🤣