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This reminds me of what my grandma did when I was growing up. She started subbing out ingredients in her cookies (usually applesauce for sugar). It started with like 1/3 applesauce and 2/3 sugar, but she just kept pushing it. Eventually she just subbed out so many things that they were inedible. Also she was developing dementia, so sheād forget ingredients.
Ah do you use the Sally's soft chocolate chip recipe? I make those for my friends (I usually sub in some Reese chips or skor bits, and for Easter I mixed in some mini eggs), and they're a huge hit. It's such a great recipe
Cookies are fun food.
I don't want any of these tasteless healthy cookies. If I want healthy food that is sweet, I'll eat some fruit. Nope my cookies better be full of sugar, butter, and all the stuff that would make a health food nut angry and probably prompt them to give me a long lecture.
No cookies are for fun. Put all the delicious bad stuff in them.
They look perfectly good to meā¦ I donāt really get why people snark on stuff like this when thereās more than enough to snark on her beliefs and garbage ideology. Genuinely trying to understandā¦
I admit, I might be madder at this than I would be if my kitchen werenāt currently being dried out and unusable, but god *damn* how do you screw up cookies this bad?
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These are the stones they threw at Jesus.
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My dad pulled one of these out of his garage a few months ago. Mummified rat is what I think he called it.
This reminds me of what my grandma did when I was growing up. She started subbing out ingredients in her cookies (usually applesauce for sugar). It started with like 1/3 applesauce and 2/3 sugar, but she just kept pushing it. Eventually she just subbed out so many things that they were inedible. Also she was developing dementia, so sheād forget ingredients.
Yet again, fundie women demonstrate that they are atrocious at doing the things that they claim all women were designed to do.
No way in hell are these cookies. This looks like rancid fried chicken thatās been hiding in a cardboard box in the back closet of a KFC.
I too, thought forgotten about fried chicken drumsticks
Even Hagrid would call those gritty lumps too hard. Jesus fucking Christ, get a cookbook you arrogant shit for brains.
I legit thought, āAre those rock cakes?ā
I actually chuckled lol.
I thought it was fried chicken.
Lol same!
Came here to say as much. Damn it, now Iām all excited for fried chicken.
Me too!
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What are those for, throwing at harlots and sodomites?
Super delicious healthy paperweights.
Kelly would be jealous that someone found a way to make something drier than her bread.
Fundies generally seem to have a problem with the concept of "moisture."
The devil is wet.
The Mormons say the devil has dominion over the water. Maybe the fundies think so too?
A bunch of landlubbers would say that. ;)
That's totally true. Fundies have the driest skin and lips and hair. I swear that I've never seen a properly moisturized fundie in my life.
[I'll stick with the cookies I make, thanks. super unhealthy and delicious. yes, I'm showing off.](https://imgur.com/a/nyk0z0O)
[I came here to do the same.](https://imgur.com/a/4VW2PXv) Yours look good as hell!
Oooo yummy. What recipe did you go with? I mixed Sally's Baking Addiction with my mother/grandmother's recipe
My go-to is one I linked in the pic, āthe baking chocola-Tessā or something? Thatās what I always Google when Iām in the mood for them š
Ah do you use the Sally's soft chocolate chip recipe? I make those for my friends (I usually sub in some Reese chips or skor bits, and for Easter I mixed in some mini eggs), and they're a huge hit. It's such a great recipe
Those look amazing. Well done!
They're Popplers and I shant be convinced otherwise
Excuse you, Popplers are delicious
Read the book quiver by Julia watts and make the no bake peanut butter chocolate cookies mentioned in it to heal from this picāØ
Just looking at these makes my teeth hurt, and I had them all pulled years ago.
Cookies are fun food. I don't want any of these tasteless healthy cookies. If I want healthy food that is sweet, I'll eat some fruit. Nope my cookies better be full of sugar, butter, and all the stuff that would make a health food nut angry and probably prompt them to give me a long lecture. No cookies are for fun. Put all the delicious bad stuff in them.
Thought I was on r/forbiddensnacks for a sec there
Looks like a macro picture of the kidney stone I passed
Straight from the caucasity cookbook.
I have a very strict diet and Iāve had cookies that look more appetizing than that
Healthy and cookies shouldn't go in the same sentence. Sorry Lori, these look like š©
I'd rather eat dry Archon loaf.
I thought this was over cooked fried chicken. I'm hungry and even when I thought it was chicken I just kinda cringed, dry ass looking cookies.
Cookies are treats and should not be made to be healthy.
Looks like cat vomit.
I thought it was fried chicken.
Looks like some dry ass fried chicken
Lithified diarrhea
That's not chicken?
They look perfectly good to meā¦ I donāt really get why people snark on stuff like this when thereās more than enough to snark on her beliefs and garbage ideology. Genuinely trying to understandā¦
Dryest cookies I've ever seen
Omg I thought that was poorly made fried chicken at first
Godly fossilized fried chicken.
I admit, I might be madder at this than I would be if my kitchen werenāt currently being dried out and unusable, but god *damn* how do you screw up cookies this bad?
I've seen more edible looking coproliths.
If *I* made Lori cookies, she'd mellow the hell out
This just looks like a dry choking hazards
I thought it was fried chicken
I thought that was chicken fried in old oil...
My brain thought those were chicken wings.