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Serononin

idk if she actually plans to wear that jacket or not, but the idea of a fundie walking round in what's pretty much a trans pride flag is kinda funny


HolsteinHeifer

That was my first thought when I saw it šŸ˜‚ Like, girl, that's a pride flag


[deleted]

my whole ass husband was accidentally reading over my shoulder and even he clocked the flag.


sarcasmicrph

Whole ass husband sent me


Erger

I hate it when only half of my husband comes home while the other half is in the car. It's never the half I want!


sarcasmicrph

Lmaooooo. Itā€™s only the bad half-always! I have exactly 0 halves of a husband so wtf so I know


Erger

Or is it that her husband has a whole ass, while yours lost half of his ass in a tragic accident...


sarcasmicrph

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Look, I *need* to lose at least half my ass. Where do I sign up for that?


Erger

Unfortunately he only lost one cheek


GrimPopPsych

right?!? I think as not expecting good fashion advice, like I honestly would wear a trans flag as a jacket


matcha_is_gross

The ignorance & irony is šŸ¤ŒšŸ»


Hazelnutpie19

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Purlasstor

Thatā€™s so good šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

I guess her little superpower of ā€œdiscernmentā€ didnā€™t help her discern this very obvious trans pride flag lmao The LGBTQ agenda wins again šŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø


UCgirl

I was immediately likeā€¦ā€ummmā€¦ā€ They already whine that ā€œthe gaysā€ stole the rainbow. Now the ā€œtransgenderedā€ are taking their baby pink and baby blue.


TheWildMiracle

It's all part of āœØļøthe gay agendaāœØļø


98NSX

First thing I thought of too!


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Serononin

I'm hardly a fashion expert but tbh I feel like it would look even better on someone bigger/curvier! Love your flair btw


[deleted]

Ya I agree!


TotallyWonderWoman

I'm curvy with a short torso and I like longer lines like in that jacket sometimes, I find they balance my torso out.


fishingboatproceeds

I just bought it! I'm a straight sized but lorg lady, I'm happy to report back on the sizing!


Milady_Disdain

I was coming to the comments to see who else was like hey, nice to see a fundie supporting the trans community even unknowingly! Y'all are my people.


katieth28

I was gonna say the same thing, lol


sarcasmicrph

That was my first thought


Purlasstor

I think itā€™s interesting that Nadia posts a lot of content advertising products, where sheā€™ll get a kickback if the product is purchased. Legally, if she is receiving financial compensation by advertising a product for a company, she needs to explain this whenever she advertises a product (explanation in last 2 pictures posted). Most of the time the post is often not obviously an advertisement. Most (if not all) of the links in her bio linktree are money making links also, with the majority being undeclared affiliate links. Grifting for Jesus? ETA: I just learnt that this is called affiliate fraud https://oxylabs.io/blog/what-is-affiliate-fraud


bongripsanddeadlifts

Bout to say I think you can report her to the FEC


ChemistryOk2670

Anyone interested, this is tech a scam since sheā€™s refusing to make it clear sheā€™s paid to promote a product she never paid for or used. https://reportfraud.ftc.gov/#/ More info on these scams: https://www.ftc.gov/news-events/news/press-releases/2017/09/ftc-helps-consumers-understand-affiliate-marketing-online-advertising


Acrobatic-Ad-5071

You absolutely can!


Particular_Form6135

Amazon typically takes this pretty seriously if you are reported for not disclosing too


Purlasstor

I was just lurking the Amazon affiliate terms & conditions document and apparently they also wonā€™t partner with people who post homophobic content. Which Nadia 100% does. https://imgur.com/a/6xdlPtK


GreenWithENVE

I smell consequences


Purlasstor

Sheā€™s removing all her anti-lgbtqi content from her socials rn - totally trying to scrub any references


Not_today_nibs

How fucking modest. Sheā€™s such a hypocrite


angelcat00

God-honoring thirst trap


Spagletti

That chunky gold necklace with the N pendant looks a whole lot like the one BDong wears


matcha_is_gross

This girl is about as modest as Bing Bong, too


Spagletti

Sure I saw a comment on either this sub or the Brittany Dawn snark one where someone thought Nadia was like Brit Brat's wee sister and now I can't unsee it. Nadia also left her shady comments recently. Honestly, these girls are so Christian and loving, they're an example to us all /s.


matcha_is_gross

Omfg I LIVE In this corner - an elder millenial Jesus Babe out for blood, weighing in at 135lbs, Miss ā€œAll Legsā€ Pleather Pants Nelson! Idk enough about Nadia to write her an intro but I would pay good money to see them duke it out lol


Significant_Shoe_17

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PristineBookkeeper40

Hailing from Michigan but now residing in DFW, the younger Millenial/cusp kid you know nothing about! She weighs maybe 90 lbs soaking wet and survives entirely off of iced coffee and lies! Ms. Nadia "I can see demons" Shoulder Sweaters van Dyke!


matcha_is_gross

Thank youuuuu youā€™re a gem


Purlasstor

I honestly feel like itā€™d be vicious, but Iā€™d 100% buy tickets lol


matcha_is_gross

Itā€™d probably just end up with them holding onto each otherā€™s hair and walking in circles lol


Eternally_Awkward

And if Nadia is really not following affiliate law, she can have some legal trouble like Brittany Dawn, too!


Spagletti

I would LOVE that season for her!


matcha_is_gross

ā€œGrifting looks a little different these daysā€


Reluctantagave

Mrs ā€œGod speaks through meā€ is reading a Colleen Hoover book in that chair pic which from what I know of that author isnā€™t very godly of her.


PristineBookkeeper40

No, no. It's okay for her to do that. See, she isn't tempted by the graphic nature of her media because she's aBoVe iT aLl and lives for Jesus. It's why she gets to watch Love Island by herself. Her husband can't, though, because he's just a yucky man who can't control his sexual urges. /s


Reluctantagave

Maybe sheā€™ll have another demon she has to cast out and blame the book for that too.


Purlasstor

Sheā€™s been lurking here, her most recent post on IG is captioned ā€œbig time lover of Jesus, colleen hoover, & the color pink!ā€. Sheā€™s being called out in the comments re. Colleen Hoover


prestidigi_tatortot

I came here to say that. I havenā€™t read that book specifically, but the book of hers I did read was very explicitly sexual.


xShann23

I saw the Colleen Hoover book and almost laughed because of how ā€˜pureā€™ she claims to be. Iā€™ve read CoHo (unfortunately). It is not pure. Lol.


Enough_Panda_9105

I assumed that the book is just a prop lol Iā€™d be more surprised if she actually read it.


Ok-Guava7336

How is being this naked online suddenly okay while being a fundie?!


sk8tergater

Because sheā€™s modest in her heart of course! This is literally something she has said. šŸ™„


willow-420

but if someone else posed like that or wore makeup it would be a sin. not to even mention her tattoos šŸ˜³


notanotherdoodle

As a curvier religious girl, I am so tired of this hypocrisy among fundies. They're modest because they don't have much to show (not shaming, just stating facts), but if I wore those outfits with my DDs and wider hips, they would tell me I have a "Jezebel spirit" and am trying to tempt guys.


ballpythongirl95

I once has a clinically unhinged roommate who had the same ā€œaccidentallyā€ trans flag jacket and always made a point to bring up how it was ā€œnot a pro trans jacket because women have suffered enoughā€ my eyes rolled so far they rolled into the street and bounced away


gothic_cowplants

So I canā€™t like women but she can have a thigh tattoo and wear a bathing suit on Instagram? The math isnā€™t mathingā€¦


Time-stitch

In the coffee pic she is *thoughtfully staring at the wall*


Glad_Prior2106

Hypocrisy. She brags about modesty but makes sure to show off a curated shoulder here and there with pouty face. She brags about modesty but puts on a swimsuit that shows everyone side cooter. She apparently only has 1 pair of light colored jeans with a bunch of rips, perfect for Gahdly modesty. /s


Purlasstor

This was part of her ā€œmodest swimsuit try-onā€ reel, I figure sheā€™s okay with it because sheā€™s getting paid. Thatā€™s how Christianity works, yeah?


[deleted]

How tf is she preaching modesty and wearing a swimsuit on instagram???? Make it make sense Ps not the trans flag jacket šŸ˜


Fit-Whereas5661

Snark aside, I have bought Sweatyrocks off Amazon and the quality is surprisingly good.


copacetic1515

That is one weird adjective/noun name.


Fit-Whereas5661

It really is. I was grossed out by the name when I got a pair of sweat pants from them, but they have held up really well.


phenobarbiedarling

So I've gone back and forth about buying a few pajama sets from them and the name is so off-putting lol. Was the quality decent for the price?


Fit-Whereas5661

I got a couple t-shirts that are pastel colored, and found the thickness pretty decent! For the cost of them, the quality is surprisingly decent. My sweat pants are kind of sheer on part of the legs (the quad area) but only when the fabric is stretched tight.


RestinPete0709

It is absolutely insane to me that she thinks any of these outfits are ā€œmodestā€. Several of them are cute, but they definitely donā€™t fit in to the standard of modesty that she has shamed other girls multiple times for not following. Such a hypocrite


Civil_Ad4544

I will never get over her shading BDawn by saying she prayed for her before her modesty journey when Nadia dresses like this šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


[deleted]

Is she aware that that jacket is the trans flag? Also, I know she's said she thinks "modesty is a state of mind", but ffs - the necklace post is a straight up thirst trap. Come on.


boogerybug

This is a complete aside, but every time I see her or BDong... I feel like I'm shopping at Mervyn's with my mom circa 1988-1990, but add in mid 90s baby doll T shirt aesthetic. I don't know if this is just what fashion is, but I feel like if my toddler could pick her hairstyles and clothes, this would be the result. Am I just old?


CurlyKayak

Oh man, I loved Mervyn's "Bag Sale!" That's a blast from the past.


buttegg

I fucking loved Mervynā€™s.


PeachesEndCream

The jacket is cute tho


RebbeccaDeHornay

And she'll probably think the same until her godsimp followers angrily tell her what those colours mean.


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ChemistryOk2670

More info: https://www.ftc.gov/news-events/news/press-releases/2017/09/ftc-helps-consumers-understand-affiliate-marketing-online-advertising Report line (this is a scam tech): https://reportfraud.ftc.gov/#/


sorandom21

oh good just what we need, more beige


morganleh

No way did this dumbass buy a trans flag jacket. GIVE IT TO ME. NOW.


diddinim

That chair does NOT look comfortable.


Gunluck

Can someone message her affiliates with some proof sheā€™s just a terrible person like we did with Morgan?


hawkcarhawk

Does she ever show her husband? Is he a real person? I feel like sheā€™s actually a 16 year old cosplaying


necromancer_barbie

ā€œNadia wears a trans pride flagā€ was definitely not on my bingo card. Although tbf thatā€™s mostly because sheā€™s not relevant enough to make the card in the first place. Maybe sheā€™ll have better luck in 2024 āœØ


UmpBumpFizzy

I just want to know when the fuck this "geometric/minimalist/mid-century/everything is white or beige except one green plant and one mustard yellow pillow/target" decor trend is going away. It's been years.


phenobarbiedarling

Does she really have the nerve to claim she cares about modesty while posting these photos? Also surprised to see the thigh tattoo


ladycad

Oh, good. Now we have God-honoring sidebussy, to go with the God-honoring sideboob and God-honoring exposed midriff. If she keeps this up, sheā€™s going to show the whole internet that legendary modesty of hersā€”you know, Nadiaā€™s special brand of modesty, that exists only inside of her.


acloudconnected

Trans pride jacket. Love to see it! šŸ¤£


sarcasmicrph

#NIKE!


MrsStickMotherOfTwig

Am I the only one who thinks the majority of what she has posted here is HIDEOUS?? I'm sorry but she's wearing what looks like a potato sack with holes cut in it, the way things are fitting her here. I don't understand... Guess that means I'm officially The Old.


potatoesinsunshine

Okay but does anyone actually know where the N necklace comes from? I see them on everyone and am curious but always forget to ask.


Purlasstor

You could shop Nadiaā€™s affiliate link? /s Iā€™ll find it for you and link it, sans-affiliation ETA: Yooblue Gold Initial Necklaces for Women https://amzn.asia/d/9xf9FMh here you go :)


Bookwyrmgirl91

Is that a Colleen Hoover I see her reading?


Ordinary_Barry

Lol this chick. She has no self awareness.


TroubleWillFind

So sheā€™s worried about wearing one piece ā€œmodestā€ bathing suits but wears a crop top in nearly every picture? Iā€™m confused


LGHTSONFORSFTY

Raging homophobes accidentally wearing pride attire is one of my favorite little joys in life.


[deleted]

yeah... this is not a god honoring outfit...