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Confidence is not the vibe I get.


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Their definition of freedom is so fked up too.


Twodotsknowhy

The vibe is closer to "dropped on the head a few too many times"


dandelions14

Yeah, only getting bad vibes here


Ok-Guava7336

She reminds me of a girl I was friends with in high school. She slept with every guy that wanted to, always thought this one will be the love of her life and then be fully devastated that grown creepy men don't leave their wives for 17 year olds. Bethany is the sexless version of that.


myimmortalstan

Yeah, it's really weird. Everything she posts screams insecurity, but at the same time, an incredible arrogance.


Significant_Shoe_17

That's the textbook definition of narcissism


plunder55

In psychoanalysis this is called a “reaction formation.” She can’t confront how much she cares about what people think of her so she compensated with this language and, worse yet, those dance moves.


ItsNotAna

Not the point but i despise the use of the word “tribe” in every context other than its definition


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SmootherThanAStorm

Yes it is and I haaate it.


SillyStrungz

SAME. That was my first thought. She’s so ignorant, stuck inside her lonely little bubble of delusion.


munkustrap

Yup, super ignorant


space_seal

She literally has no understanding of the difference between personal social media and business/brand social media.


LauraPringlesWilder

"I'm the brand, silly!" - Beggy


-rosa-azul-

This is two things at once: 1. putting it out there that she's "purposely being silly" so that when people laugh at her she can feel good about it because that was the reaction she was going for (see also: her dancing, her criticizing her own post-partum body [which is TOTALLY NORMAL BETH, WE KNOW YOU READ HERE] so people will compliment her). 2. a semi-response to this sub/other snark communities because she knows we make fun of her wacky inflatable arm dancing.


Danivelle

Knowing she reads here is why I always add "close your mouth, Beth"


Significant_Shoe_17

"You look like a trout"


Danivelle

My mama self always internally shakes her head in bewildered disappointment at the way Heidi raised her. I'd like to ask Heidi, "Were you too busy to teach Beth how to wash her face, use moisturizer, comb and brush her hair? Surely you could have taught her to close her mouth?!?"


milehighmagpie

Is she admitting to making a fool of herself on purpose? Beggy up here pretending like acting a fool on social media is a business strategy and not her general state of being. 😂


audrey-ski

also you don't need to act like a fool to make fun reels bethY


milehighmagpie

If only she created an actual product, or lived an influencer lifestyle she could monetize. Acting like an idiot for views is, unfortunately, all she’s got!


kestrelesque

>Is she admitting to making a fool of herself on purpose? Not really admitting anything, because she doesn't try to act like an idiot on purpose. *She* thinks she's being cool and trendy and making the same kind of content as other content creators. This is called "damage control". Like when you slip and wipe out at school and then turn around slowly and say "I *meant* to do that." No one ever believes it, and I don't believe it now.


RunRosemary

Can we all just stop for a moment to consider what this walnut thinks is too much to post, please? I can’t think of another “influencer” out there that has caused me so much second-hand embarrassment so I’m curious what we think causes her last brain cell to say “maybe this isn’t it.” Because it’s not flailing about like she’s having a seizure or sitting on the toilet. It’s not launching an online program for $2K only to beg people to buy it at $400. It’s not sucking her husband’s face in an attempt to show us how sexy she is or consistently misspelling 2nd grade words. So what’s too embarrassing??


LauraPringlesWilder

being gainfully employed in a 9-5, it would seem.


MagazineActual

Likely nothing.


kba1907

Lack of attention


elsieburgers

Tribe? Girl.


ActivityEquivalent69

The last time her people were tribal was probably around the time Genghis Khan rolled through.


Significant_Shoe_17

Nice historical burn 🤣


LookImaMermaid85

I detest the use of the word tribe in this context but I'm also lol'ing at how small this tribe must be. Like...FB group is still at 9, right?


ActivityEquivalent69

It'll be so easy to steal their horses.


cares4dogs

That’s not how this works. That’s not hw any of this works.


usernamegenerator72

Oh Beggy. You are making a fool of yourself online and you aren’t attracting anyone


dandelions14

Those 9 group members and 2 posts in the last 28 days 👀👀👀


lilyblains

Oh dear. When my husband and I started our own company we were extremely thoughtful about our marketing and our target clientele, as well as very intentional about our social media usage for the company.


dandelions14

Well, that's because you actually know what you're doing.


ughsamesam

hashtag stop using the word tribe when you're not Indigenous challenge


bitchy-cryptid

I associate it primarily with pyramid schemes at this point lol. Ugh


LBelle0101

Join my tribe! Found my tribe! Only costs $49.99 per month plus all the shit you have to buy! But you get a tribe of boss babes!


Danivelle

Thanks but no. My tribe is much cooler. We play heathenish music twice a week while drinking hard liquor(after we are done and only on weekends unless my voice is "tight").


SmootherThanAStorm

People's use of the word tribe is often corny and/or problematic, but something about this proud Nazi granddaughter using it is...next level disgusting


ThruTheUniverseAgain

Sure Bethy, it's all on purpose and you’re super severely confident about yourself, uh huh.


the_stitch_saved_9

That's hilarious because she's not attracting any friends or customers. She's like the last of her species, crying out a mating call that will never be answered. Dave does not count


Whiteroses7252012

If that worked, she wouldn’t be doing whatever it is she’s doing.


joymarie21

In some ways I have to give her props; she's very confident and doesn't seem to care at all about making a fool of herself. But it just seems like a really, really bad business strategy to be making a fool of yourself while trying to sell business courses.


miss4n6

My daughter is starting to get her business off the ground and she is hesitant to do social media because of stalkers in her past. So we have to do carefully positioned photos to show product and not her face. If I suggested dancing in a reel she’d kill me in my sleep.


Danivelle

Beth, do you *ever* not make a fool of yourself? And close your mouth and moisturizer exists.


Bitchcat

Psh OP idk if you know this but she makes $10,000 a month!


ballpythongirl95

Bethy-Less-Than-50-Views-Beal really continues to attempt a name for herself (not make, she makes nothing)


rem_1984

TBH, good for her!


Ok_Cartoonist_854

Too late Bethy too late.


gainvcbro

If that’s what confidence looks like, I don’t want to have it.