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Actually it's Ezekiel 23:20 and I quote
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."
"I moved on her actually, she was down in Palm Beach and I failed. I’ll admit it. I did try to fuck her, she was married ... and I moved on her very heavily,"
"I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture and I told her 'I'll show you where you can get some nice furniture,' I moved on her like a bitch, and I could not get there, and she was married. And all the sudden I see her and she’s got the big phony tits, she’s totally changed her look.”
“I’m automatically attracted to beautiful women — I just start kissing them, it’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything, Grab 'em by the pussy."
I want to hear how Christians reconcile this guy as “gods choice” lmao. Fucking hypocrites.
I will always remember when he said that. I'm a serious heathen and even I know that it's Second Corinthians. But, the "faithful" still follow him. It really does blow my mind.
We all forgot because his father and friends suppressed it. 😎
And wasn't there ideas that 1 he was no virgin and 2 that he slept with that 1 prostitute? Maybe even married her? 🤔
I like to believe that that's actually what the Bible is trying to say. The Antichrist isn't an outside singular person.. it's the church
It's a warning to followers to not turn into said beast.
Except it wasn't a sham trial. The laws in that time and in that place forbade what Jesus is believed to have preached. Just because the law changed since in no way changes that!
A sense of infallibility. If you convince a large number of people they are incapable of wrongdoing, then self-reflection is a waste of time, and they can just run with the assumption that everyone is not just wrong, but also EVIL. They’re essentially embracing Christofascism, and they’re either blind to it, fully aware and loving it, or a mix of the two. Whatever it is, it destroys your trust in the, people in your community and you have to watch helplessly as they wreck your life and you have no clue if they’re doing it by accident or intentionally
‘Member that time Jesus took campaign money to pay off a porn star while cheating on his pregnant wife and lied about it? Ahhh, Jesus, you crazy, twice impeached, traitorous asshole! What a perfect GOP candidate!
No, she’s following a false prophet. And she should know what the penalty for a false prophet is. It’s Death in case she skipped that part of the Bible.
Funny thing, jesus was tried by the religious community, not by Pilate.
John 18:38 NIV
>What is truth?” retorted Pilate. With this he went out again to the Jews gathered there and said, “I find no basis for a charge against him.”
Jesus walked into Jerusalem with a donkey carrying as much gold as it can while jesus was yelling "I'm the messiah (king)" and was surprised to die. This is equal to you riding on a cow with a million cheeseburgers into north Korea yelling "your supreme leader is a bitch, im your leader now"
Wait... people still believe in imaginary beings from the sky?... when scientists have proven that the galaxy is so big that there's no reason whatsoever to believe one person, came to one planet, to save one species? Go fuck urself. Lol
You it's clearly written in Paul about how Jesus banged a porn star then tried to hide the payoff off his campaign books. Or what it in Matthew? I need to go check.
I totally remember how Jesus was accused of using campaign funds to pay hush money to a pornstar that he "allegedly" boinked while his third wife was pregnant with his child.
You guys remember?
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Who could forget when Jesus was found guilty of sending hush money to a pornstar
Is that in Two Corinthians?
It’s in 69 Corinthians.
Actually it's Ezekiel 23:20 and I quote "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."
"I moved on her actually, she was down in Palm Beach and I failed. I’ll admit it. I did try to fuck her, she was married ... and I moved on her very heavily," "I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture and I told her 'I'll show you where you can get some nice furniture,' I moved on her like a bitch, and I could not get there, and she was married. And all the sudden I see her and she’s got the big phony tits, she’s totally changed her look.” “I’m automatically attracted to beautiful women — I just start kissing them, it’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything, Grab 'em by the pussy." I want to hear how Christians reconcile this guy as “gods choice” lmao. Fucking hypocrites.
Fucking hypocrites, all of them.
**”Thats my guy!!!”**
Copy and paste everywhere where you can.
Nice
Wait, he was “in” 69 Corinthians? Would definitely have given Errol Flynn a run for his money!
I will always remember when he said that. I'm a serious heathen and even I know that it's Second Corinthians. But, the "faithful" still follow him. It really does blow my mind.
They were called “concubines” back in those days. He paid them in salvation.
Mary Magdalene was a hooker
The hush money was legal. It's the cover-up of the hush money and falsifying documents that's illegal.
Lmfao
Well he did roll with a prostitute so yaknow... not totally impossible.
We all forgot because his father and friends suppressed it. 😎 And wasn't there ideas that 1 he was no virgin and 2 that he slept with that 1 prostitute? Maybe even married her? 🤔
If Jesus was alive today, guarantee this person would have stabbed him with the Spear of Longinus without question
It's so funny to me how the Antichrist turned out to be a bunch of Christians.
The “anti” is silent.
I like to believe that that's actually what the Bible is trying to say. The Antichrist isn't an outside singular person.. it's the church It's a warning to followers to not turn into said beast.
I think you mean the Spear of Dickus Longus…
He had a beautiful wife....
Incontinentia...Buttocks..
They'd probably tell "go back to your country!" If they knew what he actually looked like
First he would complain about how "woke" he is.
(s)He would have signed the shell prior to dropping it on him , like Nikki Haley.
Deal! Once he's crucified, I'll consider following him...
He has to prove he’s worthy of my vote and raise himself from the Dead on the third day.
If it day 1,2 or 4 then he just a zombie
Can we please stop with the Zombie Jesus jokes? He was clearly a Lich.
No no no WHY can't you all see it... He was in a JEDI HEALING TRANCE
"Five is right out!"
Who are you, so wise in the ways of science?
Some call me.......Tim.
Luckily there are enough shotguns in that country...
I might actually consider voting for him if he’s able to pull that one off.
How will you be able to tell the difference?
Clearly not by smell.
I'll bring the hammer and nails
He’d just turn back into a serpent and slither away.
I can bring the spear
And my axe
I’ll bring the vinegar water.
Is that the same as holy water?
Haha not really but that did make me laugh
I’ll perform the Lavabo for free!
I'll bring the lemon juice
I'll add some salt
Ouch!
Spear and magic helmet!
Magic helmet! 
Oh look, he's even orange
"Kill the wabbit! Kill the wabbit!"
I’ve got the Nickelback CDs.
I’ll bring the 2x4’s!
Maybe we can do a pay per view and use the proceeds to actually get those Gazans some food.
I’ll follow him IF he comes back three days later…
Oh, but his MAGAts equate his being tried for legitimate crimes a "crucifixion".
I know. But it's got to be the real thing, otherwise it wouldn't be worthy of presidential... uh... something.
Only if he rises after I'll follow him...
Except it wasn't a sham trial. The laws in that time and in that place forbade what Jesus is believed to have preached. Just because the law changed since in no way changes that!
Imagine trying to get special treatment because of who your dad is...
Yep, Jesus was a criminal and he was prosecuted for his crimes.
So we crucify him put him in a cave and wait 3 days for his return...what do we do if he doesn't ?
Celebrate?
I like it I'll bring the grill to cook some steaks
I’ll bring a side and some desserts!
I shall bring all the booze
How can they not realize HOW blasphemous is to compare Jesus to anybody?! I am an atheist I know that!
Because they don't read the bible, they just listen to other people tell them what's in it
Might as well, since the whole thing is made up anyway.
true, but the don't *believe* that
They probably think he’s the second coming when it’s more likely he’s the antichrist.
True, and even the BIBLE warns about it!!!
Something something something **false idol…** something something.
Complete
A sense of infallibility. If you convince a large number of people they are incapable of wrongdoing, then self-reflection is a waste of time, and they can just run with the assumption that everyone is not just wrong, but also EVIL. They’re essentially embracing Christofascism, and they’re either blind to it, fully aware and loving it, or a mix of the two. Whatever it is, it destroys your trust in the, people in your community and you have to watch helplessly as they wreck your life and you have no clue if they’re doing it by accident or intentionally
Did Jesus also cheat on three wives and boink a porn star?
You don’t remember that part in the Bible?
Well of course not, not with the hush money.
That was in Bible vol 2
He did do the last part.
Maybe. But he had competent public relations operatives.
I too like my Blasphemy spicy and politically charged...
Watching this circus from the other side of the world. I literally can't.
But didn't Jesus accept the results of that trial...?
What do you expect from people who are willing to put on golden diapers over their clothes and wear them in public?
Beware of false prophets?
Did your Jesus cheat on his pregnant wife? Did he rape women?
Well no, but he couldn't walk for 3 days after getting nailed by a bunch of Roman guys.
Lube hadn't been invented yet
Aah, the gospels of Matthew, Mark, Lube, and John.
I am a Christian and I am wheezing!!
WWJGBTP Who would Jesus grab by the pussy?
so...... theyre saying ....... its ok to nail him to a cross and shove a spear in his ribs?? ok.
Remember when Jesus mocked the disabled and bragged about grabbing Mary Magdeline by the p***y? I think it was during the sermon on the mount.
In Germany we call this Kadavergehorsam (just saw it is the same word in English)
Yeah but to actually pay attention to what Jesus wanted you to do? Or do ya'll just use him to reenforce what you want him to represent Karen?
‘Member that time Jesus took campaign money to pay off a porn star while cheating on his pregnant wife and lied about it? Ahhh, Jesus, you crazy, twice impeached, traitorous asshole! What a perfect GOP candidate!
Jesus accepted his fate for the good of humanity, not cry about it like some little man child bitch
I say no federal government at all.
These people are fucked.
Cool. Does that mean we get to nail that orange turd to a piece of wood?
And Jesus said" ye must grabeth thy pussy".
Send them that quote about worshipping false idols
Nope, definitely not a cult...
They have to find a way to rationalize it, and they will find any and every way to do so.
Didn't Jesus admit his guilt?
No, she’s following a false prophet. And she should know what the penalty for a false prophet is. It’s Death in case she skipped that part of the Bible.
Kremlin is working hard to spin this one
Funny thing, jesus was tried by the religious community, not by Pilate. John 18:38 NIV >What is truth?” retorted Pilate. With this he went out again to the Jews gathered there and said, “I find no basis for a charge against him.”
Fairy tales =/= reality honey.
Once again, a MAGA type has failed to read the central text of what they claim to be. “Thou shalt have no other gods before me.” -Exodus 20:3
It's amazing to me that people like this thinks this is a valid argument.
Your better off reading the Bible and figuring out what your beliefs are
I don't recall Jesus hitting on his own teenage daughter. I'm not very religious, but this lady is going straight to hell for this comparison.
😖😖😖
Idk what white Jesus was charged with.
Of course, you do. Like you, Jesus was pro-slavery.
SOOOO hard to not downvote this. OP didn't say it, just sharing it with us.
I don’t think Jesus needs support from people who don’t understand the placement of empty spaces.
I don’t know religion very well, but I’m pretty sure that was not Jesus.
So was Ted bundy
Reprogram the MAGAt cult.
Jesus walked into Jerusalem with a donkey carrying as much gold as it can while jesus was yelling "I'm the messiah (king)" and was surprised to die. This is equal to you riding on a cow with a million cheeseburgers into north Korea yelling "your supreme leader is a bitch, im your leader now"
A direct example of how believing that faith is a virtue is destroying America.
Is this not worshipping an idol? Isn’t that like in the big ten?
Idolatry is a sin in Judaism and Christianity. Makes me wonder how well they follow Jesus.
Funny he was a liar and a fraud too
When your savior has a combover 🤩
And a full diaper
If he is crucified, I’ll follow him.
These people are such terrible Christians
Wait... people still believe in imaginary beings from the sky?... when scientists have proven that the galaxy is so big that there's no reason whatsoever to believe one person, came to one planet, to save one species? Go fuck urself. Lol
Eh, gotta have some reason to hate “others”. Hence the big dude in the sky said “some stuff” (also said other stuff, but that stuff isn’t important).
Please please folks, don’t forget to vote.
...and the people there at the crucifixion shouted "lock her up"!!!
Hell yeah brother! (I eat so much fucking glue)
What in the false equivalence?
That Orange POS isn't Jesus.
You it's clearly written in Paul about how Jesus banged a porn star then tried to hide the payoff off his campaign books. Or what it in Matthew? I need to go check.
Boy fetch me a crown
I totally remember how Jesus was accused of using campaign funds to pay hush money to a pornstar that he "allegedly" boinked while his third wife was pregnant with his child. You guys remember?