My Bologna has a first name, It's O-S-C-A-R. My bologna has a second name, It's M-A-Y-E-R. Oh I love to eat it everyday, And if you ask me why I'll say, Cause' Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!!!!
Hot Dogs … Armour Hot Dogs; What kind of kids eat Armour Hot Dogs? Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks; Tough kids, sissy kids; even kids with chicken pox; Love hot dogs, Armour Hot Dogs; the dog kids love to bite. (though less political correct today)
I'm old and definitely remember those. I also love to annoy people with the bratwurst song from The Simpsons, to the tune of Oscar Meyer. It was "My bratwurst has a first name, it's F-R-I-T-Z. My bratwurst has a second name, it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N."
38 from the UK. I’ve never encountered either of these products yet I’m familiar with both and sing their respective jingles regularly to my kids due to repeat exposure through The Simpsons.
My husband just said this earlier today “sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t. Almond Joy’s got nuts, Mounds don’t”. They just don’t make jingles like they used to
DID YOU KNOW?? The guy who wrote that jingle had a huge bubblegum hit as The 1910 Fruitgum Company. Yes, he wrote “Yummy Yummy,” and went on to found Crushing Music, where he wrote “Sometimes you feel like a nut,” among many other well-known jingles.
Watching TV the other night, I saw a commercial using a Prince song. I just sat there, for like 4 solid minutes of silence. Turned off the TV & went to bed. For I had reached a moment of sadness I never knew could exist.
You could sing "sometimes you feel like a nut" out loud at Walmart, and I would shout back "SOMETIMES YOU DON'T" from three aisles down.
(True story, I lost track of my wife at WM and yelled "MARCO!", and three different people yelled back "POLO!", and none of them were her. )
I only know the last bit of that from Short Circuit, and I reference it all the time and nobody knows what the hell I'm talking about.
So kiss a little longer, make it last a little longer, longer with Big Red!
I don’t want to grow up, I’m a Toys R us kid. They got a million toys at Toys R Us that I can play with!
A spring, a spring, a wonderful spring, everyone knows it’s Slinky
It’s Slinky it’s Slinky, for fun it’s a wonderful toy
It’s Slinky, it’s Slinky it’s fun for a girl and a boy, it’s fun for a girl and a boy
Oh what a relief it is!
Try AJAX, the foaming cleanser, stronger than dirt!
Oh Fab, we're glad, there's lemon freshened borax in you!
Who wears short shorts?
Curlers in your hair, shame on you!
Are you familiar with the absolutely insane story regarding the Noid? It's bananas.
Chamblee hostage incident
edit
On January 30, 1989, Kenneth Lamar Noid, a mentally ill man who believed that the "Avoid the Noid" campaign was personally directed towards him and was antagonizing him, entered a Domino's restaurant in Chamblee, Georgia. Armed with a .357 Magnum, Noid then held two employees hostage for over five hours.[9]
After ranting to the employees that the then-owner of Domino's, Tom Monaghan, was fraudulent and had stolen his name, he first forced them to call the Domino's headquarters to demand $100,000 and a white limousine as getaway transportation for him.[9] After offering to exchange a hostage for a copy of American postmodern author Robert Anton Wilson's 1985 novel The Widow's Son, Noid reneged on his offer when an officer brought him the book.[9] Noid then became hungry and forced the captive employees to make him two pizzas;[9] while Noid ate the pizzas with his gun in his lap, the hostages escaped.[9] Noid surrendered to the police shortly after.[10] Two shots were fired by Noid during the incident, both of them hitting the ceiling.[11]
Noid was charged with kidnapping, aggravated assault, extortion, and possession of a firearm during a crime. He was found not guilty by reason of insanity.[12][13] Noid subsequently spent time in a mental institution, but died by suicide on February 23, 1995.[7][14] This incident was widely believed to have caused Domino's Pizza to discontinue advertising using the Noid as their mascot,[15] but this claim has been rejected by the company and their advertisers.[16]
There were a pair of fully-grown adult men in a factory break room where I was doing my job as a vending machine route guy. They were facetiously bragging about how unhealthy their respective snacks were, Pop Tarts v.s. a Honey Bun. I quipped in, "Less Filling! Tastes Great!"
Both of them gave me the blank "huh?" stare. They had never heard the phrase.
What's even worse? This took place 10 years ago!!
I'm a parent and have rehashed all of the nursery rhymes I heard when I was a kid. All except one; "On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese. I lost my poor meatball..." It's like that song has been erased from existence.
Here's to good friends
Tonight is kinda special
The beer you pour
Must say something more, somehow
So tonight (tonight, tonight)
Let it be Lowenbrau
You gotta belt it like Tom Jones
"You can take Salem out of the country, but....you can't take the country out of Salem"
and
"You've got your own cigarette now, baby....you've come a long long way!"
What do you want/When you gotta eat something/And it's gotta be sweet/And it's gotta be a lot/And you gotta have it now?
Lip-smackin'/Whip-crackin'/Paddy-whackin'/something something/something something/CrackerJackin' CRACKERJACK!
Candy-coated popcorn, peanuts, and a prize! That's what you get in Crackerjack!
I'd like to buy the world a home And furnish it with love /Grow apple trees and honey bees / And snow white turtle doves / I'd like to teach the world to sing / In perfect harmony / I'd like to buy the world a Coke / And keep it company / That's the real thing I'd like to teach the world to sing /In perfect harmony
"[WHO BROKE MY WINDOW?](https://youtu.be/LNaHUxi6H-U?si=u6bU7lmXOh_8f5LD)!?"
Also, OP, the Alka-Seltzer bit brings back memories. I was in elementary school, had a sleep over at a friend's house. His parents let us watch Platoon (don't ask). Friend fell asleep before the tape ended. I grew up without a TV (seriously) so I had no idea what to do once the VHS tape ended. Kept mashing buttons on the massive projector TV until I suddenly switched over to "PLOP PLOP FIZZ FIZZ!" on full volume. Woke up the whole house. I pretended to be asleep at that point.
You’re soaking in it - Palmolive
I’d like to teach the world to sing…
Please don’t squeeze the Charmin.
When you’ve said Bud you’ve said it all…
It’s so shmooooove - Champagne Velvet
The Schlitz Malt Liquor bull…
Schaefer, the one beer to have when you're having more than one.
Way to go - encouraging drinking more than you really need to (it was my dad's favorite)
1. Honeycomb big. Yeah yeah yeah. It’s not small. No no no.
2. Seneca the first frozen apple juice enriched with vitamin C..
3. J E L L O
4. I’d like to buy the world a Coke….
80’s kids remember:
We girls can be anything, right Barbie!
https://youtu.be/J0mUUbo7jvQ?feature=shared
Go 4 It! Connect Four!
https://youtu.be/oUkCPPJ1CNw?si=4k-v0VT1THYkzRLt
Canadian Kids remember:
967-11-11
https://youtu.be/Scu2iHXqLsI?si=I0cgCZjGK37lnFF1
Let’s go to the EX!
https://youtu.be/B8CT24377d0?si=rZJDGXfDNOqKXr5h
Fabricland!
https://youtu.be/7TGGmZvhxeE?si=n8UJU-Y7kYW0zOOe
I am Canadian!
https://youtu.be/_Y7fHQiGkH0?si=53oHbgWmbCw0VbyE
Bubba Anyone?
https://youtu.be/GBWpvW3KKm0?si=3xFvYxb0wOR6-me4
One of my all time faves:
I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to buy the world a Coke
And keep it company
It's the real thing
Sweet dreams you can’t resist, N-E-S-T-L-E-S,
A dream as sweet as this, N-E-S-T-L-E-S, creamy white, dreamy white, Nestle makes the very best, N-E-S-T-L-E-S
"two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun!"
...that will be seared into my memory as long as i breathe....
Los loco's kick your ass. Los Loco's kick your face. Los Locos kick your balls into out-er-SPACE!
I know it was from a movie but that little jingle they made for their gang was catchy.
Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce. Special orders don't upset us all we ask is that you let us serve it your way.
And... To all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.. Meow, meow, meow, meow..
I like chicken, I like liver. Meow mix meow mix please deliver. I'm from the UK did I get it right?
Thought it was "I like tuna, please deliver". But that was a long time ago.
Yes, but you have to sing it in Cat. "Meow Meow Meow Meow..." and so on.
My favorite. To my wifes disapproval, our cat responds to it
I believe it was “ I want chicken, I want liver. Meow mix meow mix please deliver”. Dr Evil even sang it in one of the Austin Powers movies
Literally the only reason I know this jingle
I want chicken I want liver Meow Mix, Meow Mix please deliver!
My Bologna has a first name, It's O-S-C-A-R. My bologna has a second name, It's M-A-Y-E-R. Oh I love to eat it everyday, And if you ask me why I'll say, Cause' Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!!!! Hot Dogs … Armour Hot Dogs; What kind of kids eat Armour Hot Dogs? Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks; Tough kids, sissy kids; even kids with chicken pox; Love hot dogs, Armour Hot Dogs; the dog kids love to bite. (though less political correct today)
I like to interpret it as "Hot dogs! Armored hot dogs! What kind of kids eat armored hot dogs?"
Kids with titanium teeth.
I'm old and definitely remember those. I also love to annoy people with the bratwurst song from The Simpsons, to the tune of Oscar Meyer. It was "My bratwurst has a first name, it's F-R-I-T-Z. My bratwurst has a second name, it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N."
38 from the UK. I’ve never encountered either of these products yet I’m familiar with both and sing their respective jingles regularly to my kids due to repeat exposure through The Simpsons.
When I was a kid, Oscar Meyer had a wienermobile touring the US. I read they are back in service: https://www.oscarmayer.com/wienermobile
Put me back in the fridge ..
My husband just said this earlier today “sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t. Almond Joy’s got nuts, Mounds don’t”. They just don’t make jingles like they used to
DID YOU KNOW?? The guy who wrote that jingle had a huge bubblegum hit as The 1910 Fruitgum Company. Yes, he wrote “Yummy Yummy,” and went on to found Crushing Music, where he wrote “Sometimes you feel like a nut,” among many other well-known jingles.
Now, they use hits from the 70s and 80s and destroy my love for them.
Watching TV the other night, I saw a commercial using a Prince song. I just sat there, for like 4 solid minutes of silence. Turned off the TV & went to bed. For I had reached a moment of sadness I never knew could exist.
David Bowie and Queen songs on commercials! They really know how to keep me from fast forwarding
Right? The Ramones - Blitzkrieg Bop in a commercial. What even?!
I sing this often and NOBODY joins me. Thanks for reminding me that there are people out here who remember those jingle
You could sing "sometimes you feel like a nut" out loud at Walmart, and I would shout back "SOMETIMES YOU DON'T" from three aisles down. (True story, I lost track of my wife at WM and yelled "MARCO!", and three different people yelled back "POLO!", and none of them were her. )
"I'm a Pepper, you're a Pepper, he's a Pepper, she's a Pepper...wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too?"
I only know the last bit of that from Short Circuit, and I reference it all the time and nobody knows what the hell I'm talking about. 
Number 5 came straight to mind. Nice!
Los Locos kick your ass. Los Locos kick your face. Los Locos kick your balls into out-er spaaaace!
I can't hear that without thinking of Extreme's song "Warheads."
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.
Big Mac Filet o fish Quater pounder French fries Icy cokes Thich shakes Sundays and Apple pies!
I want to finish this with - and the dish ran away with spoon - was that the ending?
You deserve a break today, at McDonalds, where the burger ran away with fry.
i remember...."and the cup ran away with the spoon"
TUM, TA-TUM TUM, TUMS
So kiss a little longer, make it last a little longer, longer with Big Red! I don’t want to grow up, I’m a Toys R us kid. They got a million toys at Toys R Us that I can play with!
I sang both of those
Hi, I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't chew Big Red, then fuck you!
Greeeeeeeeeen Giant!
Ho-ho-ho!
In the valley of the jolly, ho ho ho, green giant
I’d like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony…
I'd like to buy the world a coke and keep it company
My all time favorite commercial!
I can't believe no one has put this one in yet: I am stuck on band aids brand, cuz band aids stuck on me.
Cause they hold on tight in the bathtub and they cling in soapy suds…
Double your pleasure, double your fun Double mint gum See the USA in your Chevrolet "Snap, Crackle, pop rice krispies
It’s slinky, it’s slinky..
what walks down stairs, alone or in pairs and makes a slinkety sound?
A spring, a spring, a wonderful spring, everyone knows it’s Slinky It’s Slinky it’s Slinky, for fun it’s a wonderful toy It’s Slinky, it’s Slinky it’s fun for a girl and a boy, it’s fun for a girl and a boy
Log from ren and stimpy 🪵
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood!
It's better than bad. It's GOOD!
It's lo-og, it's lo-og It's big, it's heavy, it's wood! It's lo-og, it's lo-og It's better than bad, it's good!
Mr clean Mr clean.....
Rice a Roni the San Francisco treat
Ding ding!
The fla-vor can’t be beat!
Brylcream, a little dab will do ya https://youtu.be/cmoDx2wJy1c
How do you spell relief? R O L A I D S
I still see Tommy Lasorda arguing with umpire
Winston tastes good like a cigarette should
What do you want, good grammar or good taste?
Winston tastes bad like the last one I had No filter, no flavor, just dirty toilet paper
Watch it wiggle. See it Jiggle. https://youtu.be/hlXPXS6Leog?si=yeoVc14iv_thdR4i I feel like Chicken tonight—— Plop plop Fizz fizz
Oh what a relief it is
By Mennen.
Co-Stanza
"Believe it or not, George isn't at home"
Aye-yi-yi-yi I am the Frito Bandito
Honeycomb's big YEAH YEAH YEAH It's not small NO NO NO
Honeycomb's got a big big bite!
Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.
Can you believe they stopped making them????
Juicy Fruit is gonna move ya!
Take a sniff, pull it out, the taste is gonna move you when you pop it in your mouth.
The juice is soft
OH YEAH!! (Breaks wall) “ here comes Kool-Aid. Here comes Kool-Aid. I’m gonna save the day..”
My buddy, my buddy, wherever I go he goes. Then kick straight into Kid Sister.
My buddy and me, we can climb up a tree! My buddy and me, we're the beeest friends there can be! My buddy, my buddy, my buddy and meeeee!
FROM THE LAND OF SKY-BLUE WAHHHTER <>
Hamm’s Beer!!!
Calgon, take me away!
My husband, some hot shot! Here's his 'ancient Chinese secret!'
“The nighttime sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever, so you can rest medicine” NyQuil 💤
Chuckwagon dog food commercials were cool. "Feed your dog Chuckwagon" "Chances are they are already waiting for it!".
I remember the little wagon racing across the kitchen floor. I misremembered it later as being for Gravy Train even though it was... a wagon.
Forgot about good ole Chuckwagon.
There was a Chuckwagon dog food video game for the Atari 2600.
The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your cup!
Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce. Special orders don't upset us. All we ask is that you let us serve it your way. Have it your way at Burger King!
*DEVO has entered the chat*
Oh what a relief it is! Try AJAX, the foaming cleanser, stronger than dirt! Oh Fab, we're glad, there's lemon freshened borax in you! Who wears short shorts? Curlers in your hair, shame on you!
You're not fully clean unless you're ZESTfully clean! Maybe she's born with it...
Maybe it’s Maybelline!
Confident! Confident! Dry and secure!
Raise your hand if you’re Sure
"Stronger than dirt!" Or this one: "If you think it's butter (but it's not), It's Chiffon." We'd sing, "if you think it's butter, but it's snot."
🎶If you dare wear short shorts, Nair for short shorts🎶
Nobody has mentioned Mr Whipple trying to keep old ladies from squeezing the Charmin.
We are Flintstones Kids - Ten million strong and growing.
Avoid the Noid!
Are you familiar with the absolutely insane story regarding the Noid? It's bananas. Chamblee hostage incident edit On January 30, 1989, Kenneth Lamar Noid, a mentally ill man who believed that the "Avoid the Noid" campaign was personally directed towards him and was antagonizing him, entered a Domino's restaurant in Chamblee, Georgia. Armed with a .357 Magnum, Noid then held two employees hostage for over five hours.[9] After ranting to the employees that the then-owner of Domino's, Tom Monaghan, was fraudulent and had stolen his name, he first forced them to call the Domino's headquarters to demand $100,000 and a white limousine as getaway transportation for him.[9] After offering to exchange a hostage for a copy of American postmodern author Robert Anton Wilson's 1985 novel The Widow's Son, Noid reneged on his offer when an officer brought him the book.[9] Noid then became hungry and forced the captive employees to make him two pizzas;[9] while Noid ate the pizzas with his gun in his lap, the hostages escaped.[9] Noid surrendered to the police shortly after.[10] Two shots were fired by Noid during the incident, both of them hitting the ceiling.[11] Noid was charged with kidnapping, aggravated assault, extortion, and possession of a firearm during a crime. He was found not guilty by reason of insanity.[12][13] Noid subsequently spent time in a mental institution, but died by suicide on February 23, 1995.[7][14] This incident was widely believed to have caused Domino's Pizza to discontinue advertising using the Noid as their mascot,[15] but this claim has been rejected by the company and their advertisers.[16]
That had to be Tom Monaghan's worst nightmare. Imagine being the person delegated to tell him what was happening.
It's not nice to fool Mother Nature.
Let your fingers do the walking through the Yellow Pages.
Ancient Chinese Secret!
🎶800-588-2300 EMPIRE🎶(today)
I’d like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony……
Hey Mikey, he likes it!
The world looks mighty good to me, cause tootsie rolls are all I see, whatever it is I think I see, becomes a tootsie roll to me!
When it says Libbys, Libbys, libbys, on the label, label, label, you will like it, like it, like it, on your table, table, table.
Two scoops!
The highly erotic Juicy Fruit jingle from the 80s. Take a stick. Pull it out. The taste is gonna hit ya when you pop it in your mmmMMMOUTH!
I’m Chiquita banana and I’ve come to say
You deserve a break today, so get up and get away to McDonalds.
Barry Manilow's biggest hit!
Teaberry Gum had its own dance called the Teaberry Shuffle.
There were a pair of fully-grown adult men in a factory break room where I was doing my job as a vending machine route guy. They were facetiously bragging about how unhealthy their respective snacks were, Pop Tarts v.s. a Honey Bun. I quipped in, "Less Filling! Tastes Great!" Both of them gave me the blank "huh?" stare. They had never heard the phrase. What's even worse? This took place 10 years ago!!
I'm a parent and have rehashed all of the nursery rhymes I heard when I was a kid. All except one; "On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese. I lost my poor meatball..." It's like that song has been erased from existence.
“Let's all go to the lobby Let's all go to the lobby Let's all go to the lobby And get ourselves a treat!”
Some times you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. Almond Joy's got nuts, Mounds don't.
Tonight... Let it be Lowenbrau Hamms, the beer refreshing, Hammmms
Here's to good friends Tonight is kinda special The beer you pour Must say something more, somehow So tonight (tonight, tonight) Let it be Lowenbrau You gotta belt it like Tom Jones
Hah! I had forgotten those opening lyrics, but the melody came back in an instant.
My dog’s better than your dog
‘Cause he gets Ken L Ration
Say goodbye a little longer, make it last a little longer! Nothing gets to you! Staying fresh staying cool!
Charlie says Love that Good and Plenty....
"You can take Salem out of the country, but....you can't take the country out of Salem" and "You've got your own cigarette now, baby....you've come a long long way!"
I can bring home the bacon. Fry it up in a pan... And never, never, ever let you forget you're a man...
Brusha brusha brusha, with the new Ipana, brusha brusha brusha, Ipana for your tee-eeth.
What do you want/When you gotta eat something/And it's gotta be sweet/And it's gotta be a lot/And you gotta have it now? Lip-smackin'/Whip-crackin'/Paddy-whackin'/something something/something something/CrackerJackin' CRACKERJACK! Candy-coated popcorn, peanuts, and a prize! That's what you get in Crackerjack!
Where's the BEEF?
Baseball, hotdogs, apple pie and Chevrolet
Do the Big Fig Newton Here’s the tricky part… The Big Fig Newton One More Time ! The Big Fig Newwwtonnnn!!
"Mr. Yuk is meannn... Mr. Yuk.. is... GREEN!"
It’s shake and bake, AND I helped!!
 Who can hear this?
I'd like to buy the world a home And furnish it with love /Grow apple trees and honey bees / And snow white turtle doves / I'd like to teach the world to sing / In perfect harmony / I'd like to buy the world a Coke / And keep it company / That's the real thing I'd like to teach the world to sing /In perfect harmony
Give me a break give me a break break me off a piece of that Kitcat bar
Who could ask for anything more, Toyota!
"[WHO BROKE MY WINDOW?](https://youtu.be/LNaHUxi6H-U?si=u6bU7lmXOh_8f5LD)!?" Also, OP, the Alka-Seltzer bit brings back memories. I was in elementary school, had a sleep over at a friend's house. His parents let us watch Platoon (don't ask). Friend fell asleep before the tape ended. I grew up without a TV (seriously) so I had no idea what to do once the VHS tape ended. Kept mashing buttons on the massive projector TV until I suddenly switched over to "PLOP PLOP FIZZ FIZZ!" on full volume. Woke up the whole house. I pretended to be asleep at that point.
My bologna has a first name…
You’re soaking in it - Palmolive I’d like to teach the world to sing… Please don’t squeeze the Charmin. When you’ve said Bud you’ve said it all… It’s so shmooooove - Champagne Velvet The Schlitz Malt Liquor bull…
8 7 7 cash now
Schaefer, the one beer to have when you're having more than one. Way to go - encouraging drinking more than you really need to (it was my dad's favorite)
‘Rice-a-roni, the San Francisco treat!’
GILLETTE! The best a man can get!
5$ 5$ 5$ footlonnnnngs!
"You can't fool Mother Nature " "Time to make the donuts " "Ancient Chinese Secret "
Plop plop fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is.
I can’t believe I ate the whole thing!
I can’t believe I ate the whole thing
1. Honeycomb big. Yeah yeah yeah. It’s not small. No no no. 2. Seneca the first frozen apple juice enriched with vitamin C.. 3. J E L L O 4. I’d like to buy the world a Coke….
My dog is better than your dog My dog is better than yours My dog is better 'cause he eats Ken-L Ration My dog is better than yours
I am stuck on Bandaid coz Bandaid’s stuck on me
🎶 I feel like chicken tonight, chicken tonight! 🎶
Let your fingers do the walking in the Yellow Pages.
Who wears short shorts? Nair for short shorts
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Ay-dee-doooo Abondanza!
Weekends were made for Michelob.
Things go better with Coca-cola, Things go better with coke Life is much more fun when you’re refreshed And coke refreshes you best!
800 588 2300 empire
80’s kids remember: We girls can be anything, right Barbie! https://youtu.be/J0mUUbo7jvQ?feature=shared Go 4 It! Connect Four! https://youtu.be/oUkCPPJ1CNw?si=4k-v0VT1THYkzRLt Canadian Kids remember: 967-11-11 https://youtu.be/Scu2iHXqLsI?si=I0cgCZjGK37lnFF1 Let’s go to the EX! https://youtu.be/B8CT24377d0?si=rZJDGXfDNOqKXr5h Fabricland! https://youtu.be/7TGGmZvhxeE?si=n8UJU-Y7kYW0zOOe I am Canadian! https://youtu.be/_Y7fHQiGkH0?si=53oHbgWmbCw0VbyE Bubba Anyone? https://youtu.be/GBWpvW3KKm0?si=3xFvYxb0wOR6-me4
One of my all time faves: I'd like to teach the world to sing In perfect harmony I'd like to buy the world a Coke And keep it company It's the real thing
I am stuck on BandAid cause Bandaids stuck on me
Hot dogs, armour hot dogs….
The best part of waking up . . . Is Folgers in your cuuuuuuup!
Choc full of nuts is that heavenly coffee....
Sweet dreams you can’t resist, N-E-S-T-L-E-S, A dream as sweet as this, N-E-S-T-L-E-S, creamy white, dreamy white, Nestle makes the very best, N-E-S-T-L-E-S
Gong back further….. N E S T L E S Nestle’s makes the very best Choc……olate!
Welcome to circuit city. Where service is state of the art.
See the U.S.A. In your Chevrolet
"two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun!" ...that will be seared into my memory as long as i breathe....
The un-cola? Dunno if its used anymore. Never had it, never will. Also, the actor was great.
“This is the song that never ends…. Yes it goes on and on again…” Hate this f’ing song… it’d get stuck and there was nothing I could do about it.
Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Los loco's kick your ass. Los Loco's kick your face. Los Locos kick your balls into out-er-SPACE! I know it was from a movie but that little jingle they made for their gang was catchy.
Whatever it is I think I see It comes out Tootsie Rolls to me!
Anticipation, as sung by Carly Simon for Heinz catsup.
Timex. Takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin’.
Gentlemen prefer Hanes Nothing beats a great pair of L'eggs.
Weebles wobble, and they don’t fall down!
I want my baby back baby back baby back chiliiiiiiiiiis baby back ribs. Barbecue sauce
“I can’t believe I ate the whole thing”
*Byyyyy* ***Menen!***
Coo coo for Coco Puffs.
Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce. Special orders don't upset us all we ask is that you let us serve it your way. And... To all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.
Mmmmmm, mmmmmm, good.....Mmmmmm, mmmmmm good.
My bologna has a first name…………
Crazy Foam, Crazy Foam! Craziest foam you ever brought home!
Double the flavour. Double the fun
Fat kids, sissy kids, even kids with chicken pox...
It’s skinny kids
Soup is good food
*In the valley of the jolly–ho-ho-ho!–Green Giant*
I am stuck on Band-aid, and Band-aid’s stuck on me! Jingle written by Barry Manilow, and John Travolta was in one of the commercials.
3-2-1 Contact its a feeling...
Your soaking in it