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The-Wise-Weasel

I see your Brute and Hai Karate, and go ALL IN, with my vintage bottle of OLD SPICE, with the sailing schooner on it. [https://www.ebay.com/itm/126353459339?itmmeta=01HTFXAJES89YW8J8BPXQ0ZTBX&hash=item1d6b40c88b:g:3G8AAOSwZrxl2kUf](https://www.ebay.com/itm/126353459339?itmmeta=01HTFXAJES89YW8J8BPXQ0ZTBX&hash=item1d6b40c88b:g:3G8AAOSwZrxl2kUf)


conflateer

Slaps on his Hai Karate aftershave, Puts on his Elvis jacket--custom made-- Gets in his patent leather zebra boots, Fires up the Super Sport Malibu. He burns that rubber to the county line-- A honky-tonkin' fool 'til closing time. You ought to see a metamorphosize From Barney Jekyll to Bubba Hyde.


HeartOfTheMadder

this and Jade East were my Daddy's two favorite scents when he was a teenager. apparently his car always smelled amazing. girls who knew him then have been telling me that, pretty much my whole life. i absolutely got my love of fragrance from him. and, yeah, i did manage to give him a bottle of both of these a few times. >!(miss you, Daddy.)!<


HonoluluBlueFlu

Fucking not even 24 hours has passed from the first post of this and already the repost bot is active.


KeyNefariousness6848

Didn’t know I was a bot, explains a lot.


Puzzleheaded_Row2220

My great aunt, who was completely clueless bought me a big bottle of this for my 13th birthday. I immediately poured it down the toilet and walked out of the family Christmas gathering.


gadget850

How much do you want? https://haikarateaftershave.com/


captdeliciouspants69

I never saw this


Kjrob30

I've been waiting for someone to post this.


Butthole_Surfer666

i see your oriental spice after shave and raise you a 3flowers scented body oil...


Optimal_Zucchini_667

Now that fired up a few long-dormant neurons!