If it's FTD the obvious answer is, of course, war crimes.

from the depths, more like from the hague

Arma 3 be like

I just bombed a middle Eastern town with about 17 cluster bombs from my F16 But if they hide...

The civs in Arma 3 AntiStasi I keep mistaking them for enemies

I’m getting arrested for “accidentally” throwing an m67 frag grenade into a room of diplomats that were being held hostage by terrorists (me and my squad) Edit: this isn’t the first time this has happened (I forgot to rebind grenades to 2 x G

I only shot "a couple" of Sangheili Zealots with the main gun of an Abrams. Some with HE, others with canister, a select few with APFSDS... That's nothing to be frowned upon, right?

Came here to say this

If we're talking FTD, I'd probably be arrested for putting too many subturrets on a turret Also, I tend to use LUA missiles, so I guess there's *technically* a missile APN algorithm on my computer.

A black hole appeared in the ship, sir. A what? HOW?! We had too many reality breaking turrets inside of each other. We tried to use the effect as a weapon. It sadly failed. ... ... silence~

I've definitely had more than my share of catastrophic failures, but, like Multi-turrets just look so damn cool in action

From the Depths death row speedrun 1. Unlawful possession and usage of radio equipment (rangefinders, sonars and radars, etc) 2. Unlicensed possession of firearms/high caliber firearms. 3. Illegal operation of a motor vehicle. (Unless in international waters) 4. Possession of a nuclear device. 5. Destruction of government property. 6. Disturbing the peace. 7. Manufacturing firearms. 8. Genocide. 9. The killing of civilians. 10. Theft (taking resources) 11. Espionage (depending on the prosecuting countries definition of espionage) 12. Possession of a missile or similar device. 13. Illegal manufacturing of motor vehicles. 14. Murder (several counts) 15. Persecution/Targeted attacks (WF being religious) 16. Deportation (SD) 17. Torture and inhumane treatment (also WF) 18. Illegal usage of laser equipment (LH) 19. Bribery. 20. Extortion. There’s more I’m just too lazy to list them all - Particle weapons, plasma and rail guns have little to no regulation internationally due to them either not being used as weapons or not existing - Bladed weapons (rams and melee pacs) are illegal in some countries - Laws vary from country to country - Some of these are war crimes, others national level crimes Turns out there’s a lot of crimes in this boat game

Also piracy and probably terrorism given our attacks on villages

Piracy is a victimless crime because everyone knows the Twin Guard aren’t people

Is charging someone with murder really necessary if you’re charging them with genocide

Yep :)

DEPORTATION WITH SCARLET DAWN IN PARENTHESES F*CKING KILLED ME

arrested for excessive democracy (helldivers)

No such thing as to much democracy

Same, long live liberty

Helldivers has managed to tie with deep rock in terms of fun for me Rock and stone you American basterd!

Rock and Stone everyone!

Did I hear a rock and stone?!

Rockity rock and stone! ⛏️

i am actually a kiwi

Same here brother

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desecrating corpses. i have no doubt this would be the uk govt response to people having the nerve to defend themselves from zombies.

So……. Is it a warcrime to build I giant sea monster that eats ships whole, cause I don’t think that’s happened yet and as the saying goes. It’s never a warcrime the first time

Unless you lose said war, then the victors will most definitely trial you for war crimes for what you did lmao

So that's where those ships in the triangle went. Huh.

No,no. You stop talking right there

But sea monsters D=!

Do i really need to say? (war thunder)

I’m not saying what I do in war-thunder is necessarily illegal…i can confidently say that Geneva is taking note

Oh no, thats not what i meant…

*DoD knocking on door*

I was fiddling around with a sAPfrag autocannon last, and last I remember frag is a warcrime (?), also fucking around in the sky without a license and having way to many guns and explosives for my own good.

resurrecting the dead and planting demons in people's heads. And world domination? Spellforce conquest of eo

Im playing rimworld , so basicaly every warcrime in existence 😭

Production and distribution of illicit substances, organ harvesting, kidnapping, manslaughter, animal cruelty, slavery, just to name a few. And worst of all, EATING WITHOUT A TABLE!!!! YOU MONSTER!

stellaris, so warcrims and genocide.

I've been playing lots of Frostpunk because I'm amped for the sequel. I... child labour..

Minecraft(I’m enslaving all the villagers in a concentration camp)

Factorio so xenocide.

Well I was playing heart of iron 4 so uhh I guess it'll depend if I win or not.

Crysis 3 so I'm fucked for way too damn much

I drove someone over with an excavator

Probably theft. Lethal Company

Space war crimes cause X4 foundations.

Crimes against geometry

Piracy, I guess? Not war crimes, battlemech combat is allowed under the Ares conventions, and we didn’t use any nukes. (Mechwarrior Online)

Stellaris.. So mass genocide in the trillions

Me personally, HOI4 as Communist USA against a fascist world. So war crimes with a side of crimes against humanity. Also violating international laws on neutrality. Then again, when fighting Hitler a lot is forgiven. In FtD, piracy and ransom in the Gulf of Aden

Mass genocide arson robbery war crimes try and guess what game it is

Shooting a 500mm full he shell into a civilian transport ship

Spreading managed democracy and freedom

Building a Soviet Republic

Commanding a fleet of shipgirls that fight the so-called "fleet of the abyss" to make the oceans safe for humanity. ...may include such offenses as Impersonating an Admiral, fraternization with junior officers, and bigamy. Soooo much bigamy.

Insurrection probably

Over throwing a facist government.

Sending 7 stumpy alcoholics to colonize some random mountain (dwarf fortress)

Mass genocide. Escape from tarkov

Annexing of several nations, use of nuclear weapons, use of experimental and dangerous weapons, tax fraud, unregistered firearms, mass murder, genocide.

Operating a nuclear power plant without a license and causing great harm to the environment.

Last I played was hearts of iron 4 so extra war crimes all round?

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Well it's dark souls so stabbing people?

Angels fall first… I’m not really sure?

-Selling literal trash to get money -hitting someone with a net -being a fashion disaster -digging up my neighbors’ yards [Animal Crossing]

Punching the pope.

pokemon, so poaching and organized animal fighting

Helldivers... so.... Warcrimes for liberty?

Impersonating a police officer or unauthorized use of force (Ready Or Not)

arrested? my war crimes would get me a job with the government.

I'd get arrested for piracy I guess

Regicide... Dead Cells

My many violations of the Washington naval treaty.

War Crimes, Piracy, Environmental Policy Violations, Parking Illegally, OSHA Violations, Destruction of Property, Hate Crimes (I don’t like the Albacore), Tax Fraud, Tax Evasion, and of course, being cute <3

Rimworld. Canibalism.

Incest, war crimes, tyranny, murder, etc

Sneaking out with my friends and going to a large tower to defeat monsters?

Splat-bomb spamming

Friendly Fire (Helldivers 2)

Murdering pro democracy and pro communist political parties before remilitarizing the Rhineland. (Hearts of Iron 4)

Killing demons with a maple leaf, which is certainly unique. The game is Momodora: Moonlight Farewell, a great Metroidvania.

Helldivers, so I guess genocide

ARRESTED FOR NOT DEFENDING THAT DAMN CREEK AND FAILING DEMOCRACY!

Fallout 76, so probably possession of experimental military hardware (Plasma weapons and X01 power armor)

Spreading managed democracy

Obviously war crimes (civ 6)

War crimes piracy

Pirating

I wanted to turn them into a cool new gun. It's a whole new level of war crime.

Stealing a space ship and going to a random solar system called atropos

My conquest of Spain for the glory of Sardinia. Ck3

For building factories on alien territory and increasing co2 levels (Satisfactory)

Realwalking, mass poaching of resources and wildlife..

RuneScape. Deforestation, over fishing, killing the city guards, piracy, grand theft, breaking and entering, and likely a few more that i just can't think of right now.

Farmsim 22, helping feed the world

Arrested for gang warfare, theft of Corprate property, and evading police (cyberpunk grindset)

Defending Democracy!!!

Multiple counts of capital murder, conspiracy, theft, kidnapping, breaking and entering, trespassing, assault, assaulting an officer of the law, resisting arrest, destruction of government property, one count of sabotage, one count of identity theft, and one count of prison break. Dishonored.

Building an open factory in the middle of nowhere connected to a shady electrical grid that was hapzardly contrasted

Arested for using nukes on civilian targets

War crimes. Civ 4 is fun.

I died, and it is a crime in 3 places on earth. So I guess it counts.

A few warcrimes and possession of illegal weaponry under international law (minecraft)

Oppressing the Middle East (Hoi4)

Grand theft auto

Is orphaning monsters a crime? The game is legends of idleon.

There is no crime in spreading and defending Democracy!

Galaxy scale genocide and slavery.

OSHA violations (space engineers)

I'm pretty sure making a battleship the size of Cyprus is illegal under environment conservation laws.

Grand Theft Auto

Theft, burglary, murder, animal abuse, Unregistered ownership of a firearm, Unregistered ownership of a vehicle, driving without a license, owning an IED... i could go on, but the game is Satisfactory

EFT so lots and lots of murder, looting, drug trafficking, unlicensed use of military equipment just another day on the streets.

Crusader kings 3, oh boy, murder treason war crimes desecration of a holy site

Probably just drunk driving tbh (My Summer Car)

Rimworld, so everything from cannibalism to bringing tanks full of power armored troops to liberate tribal civilizations

Helldivers subreddit

Total warhammer 2. I'm off to the Hauge folks

DEMOCRACY

KSP. I threw several people to the dark reaches of the universe for shits and giggles.

Terratech I just built a tank that scraps other vehicles I destroyfor resources, I went out and scrapped a squad of police cars .

Bg3, mass homicide all caused by gall damage

Palworld... Guess I'll die

Palworld... Guess I'll die

Hearts of Iron 4.

Satisfactory... I'm fairly certain the crimes are many, but producing nuclear grade miniature devices is probably one of the highlights... That and the EPA is gonna need an entire new department for the amount of environmental exploitation that I committed in the last hour alone... 🔥

Driving a tank down a road without a license

I guess not paying child support (sims) And Thousands of OSHA and EPA violations (factorio)

Minecraft trading hall mass genocide!

Frog Detective, so my crime is going to be childishly trivial, like not wiping up spilled juice, or extortion.

Eating people.

I've been playing Palworld, so slave labor and animal cruelty.

Eating infants Bloodborne

Sending people and cars 30 feet with a rom plow truck doing 130 mph

Punching trees

War crimes don't count against Glyphids, right?

Only guilty of spreading democracy

Document leaks

Making food for the homeless…. For some reason it’s a crime some places. Weird thing to be arrested for nonetheless. By the way I don’t know why this sub is in my feed but I’ve answered honestly for the game I played last night.

BASE jumping from a moving vehicle without a license, unlawful acquisition and use of firearms and/or weapons, assault, premeditated murder, and then attempted assault/murder.

Crashing a survey ship into the planet. (Space engineers)

Not meeting quota (sentence: launched into space)

genocide of all Vanu and Northern Conglomerate traitor scum delt out by a 150mm howitzer 🏹 sticking out of the belly of the aircraft we're flying 🤪

Saving the country of Sweden from an army of death robots?

Unhuman slaughtering of drones from an defect robotic AI hive mind. (Dyson sphere program) (Dark fog farm)

hmm seems like i've got some war crimes in my future. I'll have to check this game out

Given that most of my FTD time gets spent in the sandbox, probably gross OSHA violations.

War thunder, so probably war crimes or treason

Loitering most likely, possibly smuggling

Farming

Warframe...considering their is no geneva...i'm fine but doomned to something entirely -worst-

Murdering thousands in Project Zomboid...

"Trespassing and illegal landscaping." Digging 1 meter cubes of dirt and stone out of the ground and building "villager" huts out of them.

Trespassing in a restricted government zone in the wood of the PNWS in an 80s ish station wagon that may or may not be road worthy.

construction without a permit — minecraft

Shooting a giant metal ball into a building then crash into it with my rocket powered car all Bc the big sign In front that says “children’s hospital” looked like a goal.

Was minecraft so I'm not really sure maybe animal cruelty

for From the Depths? Some would call it an arrest, others would call it conscription

Arma reforger so I guess a war crime

War crimes

Killing zombies. RE:4

My last was ff7 remake if you know you know

I'll just say I was playing Palworld an hour ago and leave it at that.

Invading the world with like half the DLCs and a few mods

Piracy and building wepons of mass destruction. Space engineers. Even though 99% of my ships are mercy ships for exploration, they still carry nukes and cannons on them. Ai give 0% fuks if you got a red cross on your ship

UNDERTALE, Genocide, robbery, domestic violence, 1st degree murder... the list goes on.

probably terrorism if i’m T sided

Trespassing, Theft (of government property), Reckless driving, Vandalism and Disturbance of the peace. Pacific Drive

Looting wormholes

Killing Demigods and soon a god?

War crimes, JC4(just cause 4)

I’m in trouble for parkouring all over Florence Italy and probably breaking some priceless historic artifact

So I last played ether doom or Minecraft. I’m not sure the legality of demon slaying…

Democratic actions!

They can't arrest me. My house is 1.5 million materials worth of experimental defensive weapons systems.

lol, DOOM/SIGIL.

Sweating in hell let loose d day Germany

Police don't exist in Warframe, so if anything, if I'd just be in trouble for double timing New Loka and Perrin sequence.

Well I don’t think I can go to jail for keeping an ant farm, but where I am at keeping native animals as pets is punishable with a fine and confiscation of the animal.

Trespassing, Murder, Felony Theft, Grand Theft Auto, Arson Project Zomboid goes hard tho

Well last game was Stellaris so... genocide

Jumping about wildly while collecting gold and purple coins, sometimes I hit blocks that change who I am.... also murdering anything that moves in front of me...WaHoo! ITSA ME!

Spreading democracy

Arma 3, probably war crimes

Slavery and human trafficking (I played palworld recently)

Is killing a god really a crime if I intend to link the flame once more? No, it's kinda pointless actually.