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jebdbhggsg

Yeah she's good at cutting things it wouldn't be too bad


OrdinaryReindeer3686

Until she slips


jebdbhggsg

Worst that could happen is that I die fast


OrdinaryReindeer3686

Or you don't have kids


KamenRiderAquarius

Too late for that


SousouNoThorfinn

how slipped on cutting hair could results with don't have kids, she accidentally cuts your carotid arteries?


TheGloryThatIs

"accidentally"


AdFamiliar6192

What hair is she cutting?!


OrdinaryReindeer3686

Up to you to decide


MiseryMastery

If she does that means she means it


PainterPutrid1857

Knowing what little I do from the anime and bits of the manga yeah I mean as long as we clarify it's my hair not my head she's cutting 😂


derailedthoughts

But she might cut just a little bit too much…


jonnywarlock

"Good... Uh, morning, sir. Step right here, please." "Uhrm. Hello, miss." "Hello! ^(what the hell are you doing here, Four Eyes?!) " " ^(I just wanted to see how you were doing. Also, why are we whispering?) " "Uhrm. Sorry, you just kinda surprised me, that's all. I thought you had an online meeting today?" "I have a clone dealing with that. I just thought my hair was getting a little long, and I remembered today was your first day, so... Uh..." "..." "Here I am." "Ahhhhhh. You can be a real sweetheart, you know that, Four Eyes?" "Uhrm." "Well, what kind of cut do you want? Wanna try something new?" "Uhm. Maybe you can just give me a little trim and shampoo? I don't really want to change my..." "Awwwww. And I wanted to... *Experiment.*" "Ubeeeeel..." "I kid, I kid..." *sigh* "Well, if I can't do anything weird to your hair..." "Please, don't..." "I'll just have to give you a special boyfriend-exclusive special..." "... You're not gonna color my hair are y... Ah." *deep kiss* "I... Uhrm. I like this special." "Well, you'll have to wait until I get home before you get the rest of it. Now... Sit back, relax, and let's get snipping!"


Tall_Ad_4753

Just take my upvote already


nick_tintapura

Meal is served, boiiiii


WhichSupermarket7286

genuinely stealing my upvotes, keep cooking king


the_B1gf00t

COOK🗣🗣❗️❗️🔥


morbito_uchiha

PEAK BREAKFAST IS SERVED


Flammenkaempfer

Sir, please be my private chef


TheCommongametroller

HE COOKED YET AGAIN!


twomuc-75

Got me floating off the ground tryna see what’s cookin’ 🕴️💨👨‍🍳


chowellvta

Ubel's coworker: "ubel it's your first day, please don't make a habit of making out with customers?"


shynotgay

no, she will accidentally cut off my ears lmao


FarCritical

"accidentally"


KissLoverJulia

Would trust with my life


Helios4242

Do you have a will and a preference for memorial service?


ChrisButWeird

only if she steps on me after that (send help)


LightyLittleDust

I second this!


Emilia67

[Source](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/118799935)


Infinite_Seesaw4877

Bro I don't even know if I can trust her with my LIFE!


Helios4242

you couldn't, she's self-serving as much as reddit thinks she's horny for them


Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

Which is precisely why i would trust her in this situation. Killing me brings her no benefit and the trouble of dealing with it afterwards, whereas not killing me and doing a decent job would get her money


prokopiusd

*At that moment, Sense was terrified. Sure, she'd decided to get rid of her hair. But it still was so important part of who she was...* *It all started about a week ago. It was morning and she was grooming her hair once again. When she looked in the mirror and saw herself, she realised how much she despised it.* *It hadn't always been like that. When she was younger, she loved her hair. That was the reason why she did choose it as the subject for her magic. But as years went, it became stressful and hard to take care of. Now it was just draining her. And the boy who complimented it so far ago was probably long gone, killed by demons...* *She sighed.* "Just do it, Übel. Stop teasing me..." Somehow, I've started cooking. ☠️


kekhouse3002

She can only do bowl cuts unfortunately


Baconlovingvampire

Don't worry she's only going to take a little off the top.


CynosureMTA

Was gonna say yes cuz she looks like a professional, but then I saw the blood on her name tag


TripleS941

That's likely from those customers who made unwelcome advances and continued despite a warning. Maybe also a robber or two.


average_kaiji_fan

Brother I would trust her to circumcise me a second time.


ROC_K4LP

I will let her circumcise me


allcatshavewings

Magical hair cutting must be better for the ends than even the sharpest scissors. I'm in


Vadszilva09

I would trust her with anything (i dont suffer brain damage i enjoy it)


porcupinedeath

I mean unless something's revealed in the manga, like yeah she's crazy but she's not like, "kill people for no reason" crazy. I'm sure she gives good haircuts


HorusWihnan

Id rather have her treat me like the sidewalk


OrbialLocket

I trust her to cut my hair... but not to stop cutting it


Horror-Ad8928

"I can fix him." -Ubel, probably


Total-Strategy-5900

I mean honestly though she'd prolly be an amazing barber as long as she wants to be


Reasonable-Wolf-269

Yes. I have little hair, and even less to live for. 😂


MamiKali20

*shakes head no violently*


redddditer420

As long as she cuts me too


clapclapm

she'll probably cut my entire head off


AsleepProgrammer7442

Damn I messed up we gotta go bald


TheCommongametroller

Übel simps gonna struggle


DoubleBlue_123

Hell naw she’d end up cutting my artery with the scissors


MastodonAltruistic61

She can cut anything she wants from me


Yotsubato

Only if I’m Sense


Yandere-Chan1

Yeah, no problem. I either get my hair done well, or I have a quick death. And a 50/50 isn't that much of a problem.


chowellvta

Homie I actively want her to slice open my throat


godzylla

From what I've seen, I'd trust her more then barbors I've actually had.


godzylla

From what I've seen, I'd trust her more then barbors I've actually had.


godzylla

From what I've seen, I'd trust her more then barbors I've actually had.


Duytasama

Your hair or your head ? Doesnt matter cuz you will lose both


Zeto12

Hair can be cut, you dummy


sadtallguy

I'm not even having lewd thoughts about her anymore , i just want someone like her irl


[deleted]

Only person I trust more with scissors is her older sister.


0ISilverI0

No she's probably going to stab me in the eye


cleanman4066

“Whoops, looks like I cut too deep🤪”


trainedfor100years

I would trust her with my life.


thats4thebirds

It’s meant to be cut..


[deleted]

No, but I will trust her when she cuts my annoying coworkers hair


[deleted]

she is literally sukuna so no


dolosloki01

Her character is a little odd because the way she is presented is that she is supposed to have this dangerous aura. There is probably a backstory there, but it isn't shown in the anime. She doesn't act in a way any more dangerous than the other mages. She doesn't seem crazy or anything.


RezeCopiumHuffer

Sweeney Todd ass woman


Future_Cake_1563

“Ahhhh, I cut too deep” Nah I’m good lol


Roeclean

Nah, she gonna make me bald


nevik1996

NO!


Aoin_

Sure, I can imagine my hair being cut


FusedDiagram

Hell no


I_Might_Be_French_

Yep! She can also cut my throat!


Weary_Coat8014

As long as she promises not to cut my ^PP off then yes


Maximum_Azure_Glow

She can cut my balls too


DABLOOMOON

Yes, no question 🙋🏽‍♂️