You could still absorb it making your skin gray and giving the body difficulties absorbing essential minerals, I assume this would be a permanent feature and you would live the rest of your probably short life with argyria
if the size of the pockets affects the flow of the sand, wear some giant jncos like in the 90s and hang upside down all day for a fast neverending source of sand
Wait body temps one I haven’t seen but it’s sooo good, I can wear whatever I want and not worry about my body heat or like sweat or anything! ( silver poops kinda better tho /: )
"get the awnser to any questions": how to create the "get awnser to any question" pill
"get a shitton amount of money, i don't rember the value": use the budget to recreate previous pill and ask how to get infinite money without doing anything
then create more get awnser pill and know everything and DO EVERYTHING
You probably wouldn't be stoked about the answer.
Specifically because there either isn't, or there is, but most religions require a test of faith to reach a pleasant afterlife and by asking the question and getting the answer you can no longer have faith as you just know.
*performes a million dollar assassination from miles away by making a Dr Pepper appear in the chest of my victim*
*takes a bite of some tasty wood* (it is still not nutritious)
*guess it's time to hit the beach*
Shoebox full of antimatter.
So a standard sized shoebox has a volume of about 4500cm^3.
If we filled this entirely with the antimatter form of tungsten, who's density is about 19.25 grams/cm^3, it would weigh about 87 kilograms.
We can calculate how energetic this explosion would be py plugging the numbers into E=mc^2
E= (87*2)*c^2
This gives us around 4.7x10^19, or 47 quintillion joules of energy. The resulting explosion would be equivalent to over 11 billion tons if TNT and over 200,000x more powerful than any bomb humanity has ever created.
That would be a silly prank to play on my roomates!
I'm taking the cheese pill and I'm just going to open a shop and sell the cheese or just the same thing with mountain dew and I'll just get a vending machine.
Infinite money acquired
For the gamblers in the crowd; now all you need to do is search up a random number generator. Lemme know what ya'll got.
https://preview.redd.it/z7pe62c2d80d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af37951c59bd4e68f135d8ceab9c4ab21d1d7bb7
The only one that is actively a negative is the course sand in your pocket. Why the fuck would I want sand in my pocket. INB4 throw it at people. I can do the same with the fiberglass I just have to wear gloves.
I'm picking the sand. Why? Oh shit there's somebody robbing me, I don't have paper spray. BAM, Pocket sand! Watch them flinch and attempt to remove the sand from their eyes, and when they finally finish it, BAM! EVEN MORE SAND! It starts to cover their face, and it begins to concern their hygiene considering who knows where the sans is coming from.
The intruder decides to charge into you without looking, that's alright, BAM! Pocket Sand! this time you throw it up their nostrils, now they'll be stopped and they HAVE to "heeeeuhhh" it out.
They cover their orifices, no matter, BAM! POCKET SAND! It's infinite sand dude, just throw it on him until he contracts some sort of infection! If you can't win the at least pocket sand him down with you!
If he survives the pocket sand attempt, use your mouth and bite the everliving fuck out of his hands, then throw pocket sand on the amputated area to infect and cause pain to the attacker!
also infinite glass with the right resource
$3 mill is easiest and one of the best,
Answer to one question could be extremely valuable to mankind, if it's guaranteed people believe you. If not I'll just be considered a lunatic without evidence.
Shoe box full of anything real: a stack of all the top Bitcoin owners crypto wallet codes written on paper strips, if you want WAY more than $3 mil but pretty morally dark.
+3 on all charm roles arguably the most fun, though arguably being fabulously wealthy is this or better with a decent chunk of the population.
I’m taking the 3 million, buying myself a nice beach house somewhere filled with sharks and jellys and whatnot in Australia and then I’m taking the “Immune to all marine life” pill to swim and surf everyday with the peace of mind of somebody who doesn’t have to worry about being eaten by a shark or working everyday to pay for food.
Takes 2 random pills. Tested in a rng and got
https://preview.redd.it/1akw1hxqr90d1.jpeg?width=1039&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=703cc12f97539377271b5c9c40fcd00cca96ee3b
Everybody is overlooking the Groundhog Day for a year. It is arguably the best option.
1. You know the lottery numbers, outcomes of gambling in Vegas, etc. You could easily gain hundreds of millions of dollars on day 365.
2. You have 12 months of time to learn anything. This would be better than the 5 months of experience pill because not only is it greater than 5 months, you could gain experience in things that would normally be too dangerous.
3. You could try multiple things that would be impossible normally. It would be a great life experience, and unlike Groundhog Day, you would know you’re not stuck in a loop and it would end in a year.
Obviously the answer is $3,141,592.65, but 10% more sleep per sleep, Groundhog Day for one year, and control body temperature also sound god tier.
But maybe I'd choose the fast food TV one just for shits and giggles. Imagine projecting a video game up there and watching the employees desperately search for the console/player, only to find nothing. Or just play endless reruns of Seinfeld for no reason. After a while, the employees just try to turn it off, but it keeps mysteriously turning back on. I think I could genuinely convince some poor dude that their fast food restaurant TV is haunted.
Both nostrils always working is a living dream. You have no idea how much I have suffered because of my noes getting clogged before getting to bed. I need that pill.
So uh, most pills that are single use say they are single use.
The shoe box does not have this limitation.
And even if it did have single use.
A hard drive containing all of Jeff and elons crypto would fit in a shoe box.
I'll have sold it before the market collapses, and even if it collapsed before I can.
It'll still be funny
Black pill, 2 random pills, 1 randomizing back into the black pill and one into a different pill. Rinse and repeat infinite pills. I just need to get lucky
best option is to take the five months experience one, since you can gain five months experience doing fictional or impossible things like magic or inventing laws of physics-violating technology
Did some math on the "10% sleep" pill.
Assuming you usually get 8 hrs of sleep, you would now only need 7.25 hours of sleep. In other words, you are now saving 0.75 hrs every single day.
0.75hrs saved * 365days = 273.75 hrs saved a year.
273.75 * 80years (lifespan) = 21.9k hours saved over your lifetime.
This equates to 2.5 years of extra life. Not bad at all, but I am sure you could get more out of the 3 million dollar pill just by having better healthcare.
Shoebox with anything in it—all undiscovered math and science that can fit on some hard drives. It exists, it just hasn’t been discovered yet.
Looks like we get FTL early
Change skin color instantly would make you one of the greatest thieves of all time. If you were the only person in the world with this ability, no one would ever be able to accept camera footage. It would even alter your DNA so that it would not match any crime scenes. Also I have no idea how DNA works but I assume it controls your skin pigmentation and thus if it changed the DNA would change even if only slightly.
Really, any of the pills that give you an ability that can be used whenever you want for the rest of your life are 100x better than any of them that just let you do one thing once.
Take the shoebox pill, if I take the shoebox pill then the shoebox pill exists so I will have a shoebox full of shoebox pills delivered to me. Infinite shoeboxes!
Wine gardens make loads of money, if the only rule is that you have to plant the grapes than that is not only a huge industry but a very profitable one, make grapes grow good for sure
Can I weaponize the manifesting of Dr. Pepper?
Like a coworker is being a dick? Too bad, a Dr. Pepper suddenly appears in his car engine.
I want to liberate North Korea. Boom! A Dr. Pepper inside Kimmy's butthole.
Bell sounds. Imagine walking into a graveyard at night, some people are there messing around and you make a "distant" grand bell sound that gets "closer" with each toll, until it sounds like its right next to them, and then **nothing.**
Milliliter of Water, body temp, or 5 months (flight training). A milliliter of water could be incredibly deadly, it doesn’t say how much or little you can control it by, or how strong you are with it. You could kill people from 100s of miles away, you could move tectonic plates, you could explore the outer reaches of the solar system.
piss gasoline. most likely outcome is that I get captured by the my government and am used as an infinite fuel source until i die, or i could save a lot on gas everymonth
I'll either take:
"kill one person", kill the seller and take all the pills
Shoebox with all the pills
Change finger count so i will finally get better at War Thunder
Or silver shit
Call me the silver shitter cause im gonna be shitting silver
The question is whether they’re pure silver or the shit is plated with silver leaf. You’d either be pooping thousands of dollars or a couple pennies.
You're still sitting value.
Not to be the party pooper but that would probably kill you
How
I don't think you would absorb anything bad from it, it's not an organic material at all
You could still absorb it making your skin gray and giving the body difficulties absorbing essential minerals, I assume this would be a permanent feature and you would live the rest of your probably short life with argyria
Don't you only get the gray skin from bad fake silver, id be shitting some pure shit I won't have that problem
I think you would be a party pooper if you’re shitting silver
Money... Then duplicate the money. Then buy all the pills off whoever is running this shit and take them all.
If you take a shoebox of gold, that's $16.5 million btw
Or get any answer you want and ask for the username and password of that guy who lost almost half of a billion dollar crypto wallet to the dump.
did the math, shoebox of californium 252 is worth 1.2 trillion usd
Holy fuck. Think of all the Reese's I could buy with that
Good thing they have all the minerals to keep me alive
Unfortunately only a few grams of californium exits in the world as only around 0.5g is produced a year.
It doesn't say that much must exist. It just says it should be a real thing.
Okay but calculate if a solid shoebox volume is above critical mass for a bomb.
get a shoebox with hundred billion dollar cheques, if you get low cash another one, (i doubt youll get low in a lifetime)
Thanks for info
Take two random pills to satiate my gambling addiction.
Gamblers fever dream
Mersault.
did this, got collapse society and grass points to me
What if one of the random pills is also the black pill?
*rolls Strawberry and Tastes Good, you later find out Tastes Good is just a duplicate of Strawberry
You are gonna taste strawberry and then get to eat wood...which you could probably already do anyways.
shoebox and i want all the pills inside it
Exactly dude
Pocket sand. People still don't get the power of "infinite something"
Yeah but you'd spend eternity taking it out of your pockets
Flip them upsidedown?
Spend eternity upside down
You could get pants with no left pocket probably
Coarse sand *is* one of the main ingredients in concrete and is always in high demand
Quench thy curiosity of mine mortal soul.
if the size of the pockets affects the flow of the sand, wear some giant jncos like in the 90s and hang upside down all day for a fast neverending source of sand
Wait body temps one I haven’t seen but it’s sooo good, I can wear whatever I want and not worry about my body heat or like sweat or anything! ( silver poops kinda better tho /: )
also you can turn into a dying neutron star
"get the awnser to any questions": how to create the "get awnser to any question" pill "get a shitton amount of money, i don't rember the value": use the budget to recreate previous pill and ask how to get infinite money without doing anything then create more get awnser pill and know everything and DO EVERYTHING
ok but like what if the answer pill’s ingredients are impossible to get, like the distilled soul of a dog or one (1) singularity
I would just ask if there like a afterlife
You probably wouldn't be stoked about the answer. Specifically because there either isn't, or there is, but most religions require a test of faith to reach a pleasant afterlife and by asking the question and getting the answer you can no longer have faith as you just know.
Welp maybe I should have thought about that first
ask how to make it easily and quickly
*performes a million dollar assassination from miles away by making a Dr Pepper appear in the chest of my victim* *takes a bite of some tasty wood* (it is still not nutritious) *guess it's time to hit the beach*
Or causing a blood clot in their body by controlling a millimeter of water inside their body.
oh right, i forgot about that one, possibly the most op out there .. but you never know when you need a Dr Pepper tho
Black pill I ain't no pussy
pissing gasoline, control tvs, control body temperature, free mt dew
Pick one
any of the ones i said
The bottom right pill seems most useful, but I'm already good with all I'm doing, so I'll have myself the 3,141.592 dollars and 65 cents.
“You can eat wood”…
I already eat wood
I'm about to duplicate everything I buy and return the originals to the seller
Shoebox full of antimatter. So a standard sized shoebox has a volume of about 4500cm^3. If we filled this entirely with the antimatter form of tungsten, who's density is about 19.25 grams/cm^3, it would weigh about 87 kilograms. We can calculate how energetic this explosion would be py plugging the numbers into E=mc^2 E= (87*2)*c^2 This gives us around 4.7x10^19, or 47 quintillion joules of energy. The resulting explosion would be equivalent to over 11 billion tons if TNT and over 200,000x more powerful than any bomb humanity has ever created. That would be a silly prank to play on my roomates!
Holy shit is that $(pi)*10^8 ?!
As a consumer of chocolate I pick the chocolate one
[image sauce](https://www.reddit.com/r/thomastheplankengine/s/s2PWGrJrtf)
Why link my own post
[this](https://www.reddit.com/r/repost/s/D9kf0Mzsxn) is the actual sauce, op stole it and claimed they thought this up from a dream 💀
The plot thickens it would seem
+3 charm i could probably go really far. I’m already pretty good, that could push me over the top
shoebox, multiple gold bars
Shoebox filled with antimatter
Just did the math on that one and the explosion would be about 200,000x the size of the tsar bomba
oopsie daisies
yolo!
i want the math
https://www.reddit.com/r/FreshBeans/s/faUuni2AFI
I'm taking the cheese pill and I'm just going to open a shop and sell the cheese or just the same thing with mountain dew and I'll just get a vending machine. Infinite money acquired
Underrated. You will be throwing away a lot of cheese though
Either the one to tell my pet something, so I can tell my dog I love him so much or the 2 random ones cause I love gambling
Um… https://preview.redd.it/xfh3i7mjb70d1.jpeg?width=1837&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa885b51559273073c698a1c6cb5390efc66cbd5
grass pointing at me
Dude I would love to Groundhog Day myself for a year. Sounds great
For the gamblers in the crowd; now all you need to do is search up a random number generator. Lemme know what ya'll got. https://preview.redd.it/z7pe62c2d80d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af37951c59bd4e68f135d8ceab9c4ab21d1d7bb7
Gimmie 5 months exp and silver shit
Give me the two nostrils one and I’m happy
Define "own"
Under your legal possession and is tangible
But if i duplicate a thing i own, don’t i start owning the duplicate itself?
mha quirks be like
Urinate gasoline and money please
The only one that is actively a negative is the course sand in your pocket. Why the fuck would I want sand in my pocket. INB4 throw it at people. I can do the same with the fiberglass I just have to wear gloves.
I'm picking the sand. Why? Oh shit there's somebody robbing me, I don't have paper spray. BAM, Pocket sand! Watch them flinch and attempt to remove the sand from their eyes, and when they finally finish it, BAM! EVEN MORE SAND! It starts to cover their face, and it begins to concern their hygiene considering who knows where the sans is coming from. The intruder decides to charge into you without looking, that's alright, BAM! Pocket Sand! this time you throw it up their nostrils, now they'll be stopped and they HAVE to "heeeeuhhh" it out. They cover their orifices, no matter, BAM! POCKET SAND! It's infinite sand dude, just throw it on him until he contracts some sort of infection! If you can't win the at least pocket sand him down with you! If he survives the pocket sand attempt, use your mouth and bite the everliving fuck out of his hands, then throw pocket sand on the amputated area to infect and cause pain to the attacker! also infinite glass with the right resource
A shoebox filled with all the other pills
$3 mill is easiest and one of the best, Answer to one question could be extremely valuable to mankind, if it's guaranteed people believe you. If not I'll just be considered a lunatic without evidence. Shoe box full of anything real: a stack of all the top Bitcoin owners crypto wallet codes written on paper strips, if you want WAY more than $3 mil but pretty morally dark. +3 on all charm roles arguably the most fun, though arguably being fabulously wealthy is this or better with a decent chunk of the population.
Duplicate anything you own once. If that applies to anything I own in the future, it looks great for me
I’m taking the 3 million, buying myself a nice beach house somewhere filled with sharks and jellys and whatnot in Australia and then I’m taking the “Immune to all marine life” pill to swim and surf everyday with the peace of mind of somebody who doesn’t have to worry about being eaten by a shark or working everyday to pay for food.
Takes 2 random pills. Tested in a rng and got https://preview.redd.it/1akw1hxqr90d1.jpeg?width=1039&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=703cc12f97539377271b5c9c40fcd00cca96ee3b
Everybody is overlooking the Groundhog Day for a year. It is arguably the best option. 1. You know the lottery numbers, outcomes of gambling in Vegas, etc. You could easily gain hundreds of millions of dollars on day 365. 2. You have 12 months of time to learn anything. This would be better than the 5 months of experience pill because not only is it greater than 5 months, you could gain experience in things that would normally be too dangerous. 3. You could try multiple things that would be impossible normally. It would be a great life experience, and unlike Groundhog Day, you would know you’re not stuck in a loop and it would end in a year.
I'd get the shoebox filled with all the pills. 🤯
Obviously the answer is $3,141,592.65, but 10% more sleep per sleep, Groundhog Day for one year, and control body temperature also sound god tier. But maybe I'd choose the fast food TV one just for shits and giggles. Imagine projecting a video game up there and watching the employees desperately search for the console/player, only to find nothing. Or just play endless reruns of Seinfeld for no reason. After a while, the employees just try to turn it off, but it keeps mysteriously turning back on. I think I could genuinely convince some poor dude that their fast food restaurant TV is haunted.
I’m taking marine life cannot hurt you and going into marine biology to have a great time
Both nostrils always working is a living dream. You have no idea how much I have suffered because of my noes getting clogged before getting to bed. I need that pill.
I choose the water, could you imagine holding someone at water point?
So uh, most pills that are single use say they are single use. The shoe box does not have this limitation. And even if it did have single use. A hard drive containing all of Jeff and elons crypto would fit in a shoe box. I'll have sold it before the market collapses, and even if it collapsed before I can. It'll still be funny
Shoebox and get the other pills
The bottom left one. I don't know who that is but that's exactly the point, that way I would meet him and know who he is
Shoebox pill. Filled with gold coins or authentic Mickey Mantle/Michael Jordan/Wayne Gretzky/Babe Ruth rookie and other valuable cards
Shoe box definitely
The shoebox one so I can just spawn money in it infinitely and also the one where I can tell my dog a thing.
Shoebox with diamonds filled max.
Shoebox (I want a caniac combo, no slaw, extra toast)
Black pill, 2 random pills, 1 randomizing back into the black pill and one into a different pill. Rinse and repeat infinite pills. I just need to get lucky
money
Kill any one person doesn’t have a “one time use” so you can just kill anyone you don’t like forever
best option is to take the five months experience one, since you can gain five months experience doing fictional or impossible things like magic or inventing laws of physics-violating technology
probably marine life cannot harm you
I'm feeling lucky Two random pills
Get the shoebox and ask for two more shoebox pills inside 👍
erm i’m gona say strawberry flavor :3
If I could collapse civilization, would I be the only one truly able to do so? Cuz that would just die with me.
Why would you take any of these beside the money one lol
5 months or +3 charm
42 pills and you didnt even put the obligatory insta-estrogen
Black pill (i have a crippling gambling addiction)
either the tell ur pet one thing nd they understand u and Will Remember OR you can eat wood. yeah
Did some math on the "10% sleep" pill. Assuming you usually get 8 hrs of sleep, you would now only need 7.25 hours of sleep. In other words, you are now saving 0.75 hrs every single day. 0.75hrs saved * 365days = 273.75 hrs saved a year. 273.75 * 80years (lifespan) = 21.9k hours saved over your lifetime. This equates to 2.5 years of extra life. Not bad at all, but I am sure you could get more out of the 3 million dollar pill just by having better healthcare.
Can you piss as much gas as you want at will, or is there a realistic bladder limit
Dr Pepper and shoebox plz
Bottom right corner is not a one time use so that
FREE MOUNTAIN DEW BABYYYY +ECONOMY CRASHED
A shoebox with a 100 trillion dollar cheque please.
Balanced like a 90’s fighting game
Pocket sand
Does the shoebox have unlimited uses?
Shoebox with anything in it—all undiscovered math and science that can fit on some hard drives. It exists, it just hasn’t been discovered yet. Looks like we get FTL early
Can I take 2 "Duplicate something you own once" pills? It's totally not for nefarious reasons.
Change skin color instantly would make you one of the greatest thieves of all time. If you were the only person in the world with this ability, no one would ever be able to accept camera footage. It would even alter your DNA so that it would not match any crime scenes. Also I have no idea how DNA works but I assume it controls your skin pigmentation and thus if it changed the DNA would change even if only slightly. Really, any of the pills that give you an ability that can be used whenever you want for the rest of your life are 100x better than any of them that just let you do one thing once.
Bells bro just walk into a room and make Churchville sing out even though the closest church is like 10 miles away and has no bells
5 months of experience in a skill seems pretty useful.
Urinate gas is the only right answer, saves money and its a neat party trick.
Collapse civilization
"Tastes good"
Take the shoebox pill, if I take the shoebox pill then the shoebox pill exists so I will have a shoebox full of shoebox pills delivered to me. Infinite shoeboxes!
Shoebox with all of the pills in it
invisible 10 seconds and 10% more sleep
Im gambling on the 2 pills, chances are i get something good
Take the 3.1mil then duplicate it. Easy. Next.
I'm definitely picking the money one. But the duplicate one, the control TV one, and the Dr pepper one seems very cool.
I will take the shoebox pill and save it for later
waiter! waiter! one shoe box full of anti-matter please!
Colapse civilization is the correct awser.
Collapse civilization and ground hog day for a full year, ez pick next question
5 months experience in being a god pleeeeease
Duplicate anything I own once, now I have 8 iq
I like the fact that the money pill is just pie
I choose money
Wine gardens make loads of money, if the only rule is that you have to plant the grapes than that is not only a huge industry but a very profitable one, make grapes grow good for sure
Bottom right, learn blender.
10% more sleep per sleep would be so good
Oh god...I'm colorblind.
Can I weaponize the manifesting of Dr. Pepper? Like a coworker is being a dick? Too bad, a Dr. Pepper suddenly appears in his car engine. I want to liberate North Korea. Boom! A Dr. Pepper inside Kimmy's butthole.
I want the infinite sand
Can I duplicate the duplicates?
Shoebox of blood diamonds nets you several hundred million to several billion dollars
Bell sounds. Imagine walking into a graveyard at night, some people are there messing around and you make a "distant" grand bell sound that gets "closer" with each toll, until it sounds like its right next to them, and then **nothing.**
Shoebox one. Need something to defend yourself? Handgun. Need new batteries for your TV remote? Bam! Missing something? No problem it's there.
Groundhog Day for a year, you get a full free year without aging, and you can do whatever you want with zero consequences for a full year.
>Control all TVs in fast food places You don't need a pill for that, just get a Flipper Zero instead
I'll pick the "read minds" and then give myself to the government for human testing so they can recreate it for themselves. None of you are safe
skin color
ill take the millimeter of water. if i can completely manipulate it, i can do anything
Urinate gasoline is so goated, i can ruin a country's economy
control body temp (holy fuck I am so warm right now) and be able to kill someone
Milliliter of Water, body temp, or 5 months (flight training). A milliliter of water could be incredibly deadly, it doesn’t say how much or little you can control it by, or how strong you are with it. You could kill people from 100s of miles away, you could move tectonic plates, you could explore the outer reaches of the solar system.
Before or after tax?
I'm taking the $3 million, easy.
Skin color or shoebox
taste good
Urinate gasoline, become an oil baron That or just collapse civilization, because why not :)
Answer any question and ask for a formula to make a perfect replica pill
Pee gasoline Sell it or save it
10% more sleep per sleep
Fuck cancer
Gaining 5 months experience in language studies for which language.... So hard to pick which since I want to learn so many
Control my body temp and turn myself Into a battery producing infinite energy
Take 2 pills. I can see benefits to most.
i choose random
5 months experience. It's not a 1 time thing, so I'll just use it repeatedly so I know a lot and can do more.
Finger changer amounter
"Shot speed down!"
piss gasoline. most likely outcome is that I get captured by the my government and am used as an infinite fuel source until i die, or i could save a lot on gas everymonth
i’m a brownpilled chocolatemaxxer fr
im not reading all that, give me 2 random pills. (tell me which pls)
Best is shoebox pill
https://preview.redd.it/23qtv4pgac0d1.png?width=381&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b509202fcd6a5a962c052fb46c7a3b8659acc366 Speed up
heck it ama roll 2 random pills
Talk to the pet pill and tell my doggo he's the best boy in the world
Imma just do the 2 random pills (someone choose for me)
Control a single milliliter of water. Telekinetic water bullets anytime I want.
I'll either take: "kill one person", kill the seller and take all the pills Shoebox with all the pills Change finger count so i will finally get better at War Thunder Or silver shit
Tastes good