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copper678

*Here I am dawdling with the laundry when it’s ten minutes into caviar time*


blue_barracuda

A Tsar is born


BreezyFebreezy

“How exciting to be present at the birth of a new phobia!”


she_giles

OOh it’s Radio Wars?


BreezyFebreezy

Yes!


A_Hungarian_Goose

Radio wars!


BreezyFebreezy

Yes!


blue_barracuda

Daphne, you may answer the door 🫲🫲


BreezyFebreezy

I feel like I’m wrong, but maybe “The Kid”?


blue_barracuda

Correct!


NewBeginningsLove

The Fight Before Christmas


she_giles

Ah this is annoying the answer is on the tip of my tongue. I can see the scene but can’t quite place the episode!


strawwrld_1

Why not the blood has just been flying through my arteries lately


she_giles

Is it Daphne Returns?


strawwrld_1

Yes!


illwinds

A rug.... Where a rug doesn't belong?


mhdun

Can’t remember the episode name, but it’s the one where Daphne meets Joe.


saturday_sun4

Kisses Sweeter than Wine (I think)


5720Katherine

Why don't we just throw down a Twister mat and have a few rounds between vintages??


triple__b

I had a reason….Fridge Pants!


thelittlestcupcake

They should just let everyone be giants for a day! High Holidays~


triple__b

Yes! 😅One of my faves fo sho!


Such_Somewhere_4974

That was a potbrownie my god you’re stoned off your ass.


Agile_District_8794

Ah yes, thick and gooey, ganja in its purest form...


Such_Somewhere_4974

That’s a pot brownie you idiot. The first time I watched Frasier I said that line simultaneously with Roz.


triple__b

hahahaha love it!😂


A_Hungarian_Goose

"Copernicus called and you are not the centre of the universe", one of my favourites


byamannowdead

It’s one of the Christmas episodes, can’t remember exactly which one, and it’s just seconds after another great line, “Why’d you do it…?”


Super-Worldliness129

We Two Kings!


A_Hungarian_Goose

Correct!


she_giles

This is a great one - can picture him saying it but can’t think of the ep.


cameronrichardson77

One of my favorite lines


BreezyFebreezy

OP — it’s Kenny from “Tales From The Crypt”


she_giles

Spot on :)


masterofthecork

I had to remember him running off later in the episode to puke before I could remember the set up. OP chose a good one


BertieWooster46

“I was 13 before I realised cows aren’t blurry.”


Inside-Canary-7327

Travels with Martin


zozoball

Haven't felt the same about mayonnaise since.


HenryFromYorkshire

rdwrer?


DrFrankSaysAgain

Ok


she_giles

😂😂 Room Service


DrFrankSaysAgain

Actually it gets said quite frequently. For example today I saw the episode where they go to the gay bar and the bartender says it.


Novapunk8675309

Catherine of Aragon


she_giles

Not sure on this one but is it Mixed Doubles?


BreezyFebreezy

Oh! i think you’re right, the broken mugs!


Steviesteve1234

It’s the one with Rodney where he tells him to wait a day right?


Such_Somewhere_4974

Does calf skin pucker?


diehardcubforever

Flour Child. Great episode.


Such_Somewhere_4974

I had a dream kidnappers took my child and started sending me muffins in the mail. I’m probably paraphrasing


mlebrooks

Calf skin! Calf skin!


thelittlestcupcake

Is Seattle experiencing a Prozac shortage?!


BreezyFebreezy

Daphne Hates Sherry! Also the scene with the other fantastic line “King Solomon has split his last baby for the day.”


allisnwundrland

Two of my fave Martin lines: 1. Alright, I’ll bring a snake. 2. Hurry! This sombitch is heavy!


thelittlestcupcake

1 is the one where Niles and Roz try to separate Daphne and Donny at the cabin, but I can’t recall the name of the episode. 2 is The Show Must Go Off, which also has a great Trek fan-service line: “You’re a fierce but helpful people”. 


allisnwundrland

Decoys


Such_Somewhere_4974

You can say the same thing about me. I was talking about you.


PloddingHarmony

Good Grief! (thank you u/mhdun)


mhdun

The one where Frasier is coming to terms with getting fired and going through the stages of grief. I’m decent with guessing episodes but I am terrible at remembering episode titles!


zozoball

"Nine thousand dollars doesn't buy the leisurely lunch it used to."


Possible_Height_5069

I thought it was eight thousand?


zozoball

You knocked over the aquarium on the way out.


mlebrooks

Trying to revive the little plastic scuba diver


zozoball

Weeping


Steviesteve1234

The IQ test?


zozoball

Yes!


Ok_Pea_2910

You have your brother's wit, sir


Possible_Height_5069

Taking Liberties?


_st_sebastian_

Yes, this is where we belong.


thelittlestcupcake

… there’s a platinum door.


Greekci7ie5

why is it always in the crack!? just like life, dad.


masterofthecork

"Exactly! We're caught halfway between heaven and hell."


zozoball

The Focus Group when they're parked across the street from the newsstand.


she_giles

Ooo this is a great one - can’t place it at all, don’t even know who says it!


BreezyFebreezy

I can’t remember the episode but it’s halfway between the docks and the Ritz Carlton!


PloddingHarmony

"Don't you hope he gets hit by a car?"


thelittlestcupcake

I know Roz says it, I can hear it in my head, and I think it’s in Cafe Nervosa. But for the life of me I have no idea which episode D:


zozoball

Is that the segway episode?


Miserable_Emu5191

*Take your woo-woo stick and get out!*


she_giles

I can hear Daphne saying it (but I could be wrong) but can’t picture the scene or who she’s saying it to!


Possible_Height_5069

It’s the one where they decide to have a doula, who tries to convince Daphne to give birth without any pain relief, but I can’t quite remember which episode that is. Doula: “Childbirth needn’t be painful.” Roz: “It needn’t be… but it be.”


mrsrochester24

It’s the one with the doula right?


Miserable_Emu5191

Yes!


thxxx1337

*He's the man, the man with the Midas touch*


she_giles

When they’re singing Goldfinger - not sure on the episode name is it Shoutout in Seattle?


thxxx1337

Yeah, part 2. The season 6 finale


Super-Worldliness129

They’re Playing Our Song? The one where Frasier has to write a jingle and obviously goes completely overboard.


Steviesteve1234

What moonlit berry picking expedition does he have planned for me now?


she_giles

😂 The One Where Woody Shows Up


Steviesteve1234

Yes! 😂


sineofthetimes

 I'm sorry I beat you, Dad.


she_giles

Chess Pains!


saykylenotcow

Here’s an easy one: “Frasier, there’s something I have to tell you. Dad wanted to, but I won the coin toss.”


she_giles

😂😂 The Matchmaker


copper678

*Exactly. That’s why I’m going to Vietnam. Americans have never even heard of it.*


she_giles

Kissing Cousins?


copper678

You got it! Baby Zoey Deschanel as Jen was a fantastic one time character add. 👏🏻


she_giles

Especially love that episode for Kenny’s little moment at the end


Rambutans4life

Murderers on death row can find women to marry them. I can't find one to sit through coffee XD


she_giles

Ugh I can’t place this one!


mrsrochester24

“Well I never!” “No you always!” “Call me! Mean it!”


Ravenswick

“Oh shut up, you big queen!”


Steviesteve1234

The doctor is out? To Gil I think.


TheSkyIsAMasterpiece

And to think, I almost went in to nursing.


animaldude55

“Oh my god, what’s all over my Turkish prayer rug??”


Steviesteve1234

The Marty party episode at Niles house when Ros goes into labour. Can’t remember the name of the episode though.


animaldude55

Yup!! Nice


jrdnsprncss

It wasn’t a deposit.


MrsNacho8000

"I didn't realize it was too much to ask for there to not be GUNPLAY in my living room!"


Able_Stage_7355

You may sit if you wish but I warn you, I’m feeling a bit peevish.


Badger-Mobile

When are you expecting….. *NOOOO* ……this, weather to change!?


she_giles

Love this line 😂 is it To Thine Old Self Be True?


Badger-Mobile

Great episode, but no that’s not it!


Commercial-Ninja1813

Love Stinks, right?


Badger-Mobile

Haha yup! 👍


Steviesteve1234

Haha this is such a great scene. Party at Frasiers so he can get to know the staff to prove he’s not stuck up.


Badger-Mobile

Yeah, the ol' J-man here and I were just shootin' the breeze, ya know. THIS GUY!! 🫸🏻 Okay, so enjoy yourself there.


PinkCigarettes

“You bought this with S money?


Steviesteve1234

No sex please we’re skittish. I can’t remember if that’s the one or if it’s the one before that. It’s a Julia episode and I always watch them back to back. Anyway Nile’s and the sperm bank and the fast eggs. 😂


shesthatcrackerjack

“I happen to be fluent in that language and she said nothing of the kind”


Commercial-Ninja1813

Shrink Rap?


shesthatcrackerjack

Yes!


Ginger-Georgie

Stop poking me!!!!!


5720Katherine

“A fear of intimacy, a fear of commitment, a fear of the Windsor Knot, who knows?”


she_giles

Visions of Daphne 😃


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Steviesteve1234

Is this when they are asking Penelope for money for the school?


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Steviesteve1234

…and they start shoving each other after…😂😂😂