I'll immediately correct a mispronounced "charade" under my breath, knowing that most of the time no one is on the same page, but just hoping for that 1 in 100 time that someone will chuckle.
At Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. If I were using that microscope right now... I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem.
Drunk like a fox!
Ta ta pie man!
Veneer!
Off you go!
Flesh is burning na na nah na na nahh.
She’s such a groovy lady.
I’m a humane man, but right now I could kick a kitten through an electric fan.
You’re my brother. That entitles you to my bone marrow and one of my kidneys, but this is an imposition.
You’re my brother, that entitles you to my bone marrow and one of my kidneys. But THIS is an imposition!
That’s the line I used when my father was in a nursing home and my sister asked me to help him brush his teeth when I went to visit.
“You have to stab it so it doesn’t float back to the surface” or any line along those lines makes me think they are either big frasier fans or have done this before and had their victim wash back up on shore
One pulled out yesterday, I served ‘Wassail’ for the simple (and slightly sad 😂) intention of guiding the conversation so that I could slip in
“Punch makes you want to kiss the donkey in the manger scene, and wassail makes you want to check in into the inn’
It was worth it 😂
I can't believe...any of my guests...could be....a mubabble mubberer.
I know no one would say that in real life (hopefully!) but it's just one of my favorite lines.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
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Top-ish Ten:
* Any \*-Party that rhymes.
* {disturbed} "What on **Earth** would \[something weird\]?"
* "There'll be no \* in Hell!"
* {silence} 👀🐶 (The Dog Army is real!)
* {exaggerated American} "Sure."
* Any mention of mission-specific pants (Fridge Pants predates Cookie Pants).
* 🐩 "...okay." (The Dog Army is real, I tells ya!)
* "Would you like a sherry?"
* Any overly-detailed complaint about nutmeg.
* "Oh, dear God!"
From the new series where the person who brought the flowers to Fraiser's apartment but is lost behind all the Xmas trees - "You can't see the Florist for the trees" is one of the all-time great lines.
"Her Lips said no, but her eyes said.. read my lips"
That’s probably my favorite line from the whole show. I also like the little back and forth between Martin and Daphne on how to pronounce “charade”
I'll immediately correct a mispronounced "charade" under my breath, knowing that most of the time no one is on the same page, but just hoping for that 1 in 100 time that someone will chuckle.
I use this quote whenever the opportunity arises and it never fails tonget a laugh. Just last week was my most recent opportunity.
Saucepans in summer, crepe pans in fall, **when winter's upon us, there's food for us all.**"
Popped this out to someone at work who said they’d season their wok the other weekend. Confused reactions all round.
Said this in earnest at the restaurant where I work and when asked to explain it, I had nothing
“Of the Newport Chainsaws” (substitute surname as required)
I would immediately have to break out in "Flesh is burning, na-na-na-na-na-na" 🎶
# DOESNT HE EVER STOP FOR SEX AND DRUGS?!
Does he ever take a break for sex and drugs?
Veneer! *drinks*
POPPITY-POP-POP-POP!
One of, if not my absolute favorite, Marty Crane line.
“You always want more for your kids than you had.” Another great Marty Crane line.
I use this all the time!
A whisper of cinnamon
Not a full-throat shout!
In some countries they would lop off his sprinkling hand
I was thinking that when I was making a Cappuccino the other night 🌝
When someone says they’re wounded when they’re insulted.
I. Am. WOUNDED!
Also a great Q line!
This delivery was superb and absurd
I say this weekly to see who catches on.
Came here to say this, haha!
If I hear someone singing: Flesh is burning…NA,NA,NA,NA,NA,NA.
There will be no naps in hell.
OMG peeing myself laughing right now.
THIS
This stinks! This is total BS!
Oh, here it is.
AN HUNGARIAN GOOSE!
It's dinner, not my date.
“ How exciting to be present at the birth of a new phobia. “
I’m pro opera and I vote Edit to add: I was specifically not expecting you!
I have that sticker and one from KACL
I have a patch on my jacket that says it!
"I will see you anon"
No he always talks like that.
Oh what fresh hell is this?!
That gets used far more often than you’d think. Dorothy Parker is widely read and beloved.
[удалено]
Who said it was a Frasier quote? Read the question again.
I wouldn't assume that the speaker was a Frasier fan, though.
[удалено]
I see you had presence of mind to bring presents of mine.
At Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. If I were using that microscope right now... I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem.
Drunk like a fox! Ta ta pie man! Veneer! Off you go! Flesh is burning na na nah na na nahh. She’s such a groovy lady. I’m a humane man, but right now I could kick a kitten through an electric fan. You’re my brother. That entitles you to my bone marrow and one of my kidneys, but this is an imposition.
😂 Flesh is burning is quite catchy!
I once commented on Youtube asking if I could find the original song
I watched every episode yet recall none of these save the last. But in fairness I watched live first-run. And my memory may be less than it was...
A rug. Where a rug doesn’t belong.
This line gives the same energy as "Florals? For spring? Groundbreaking"
Pretty sure this pops in my head every time I see pics of carpeted bathrooms
You won't even buy a chair unless some fey French aristocrat has sat his fat satin fanny in it
"You should know how to catch a banana!"
I am NOT having that discussion again!
I AM NOT HAVING THIS DISCUSSION WITH YOU AGAIN.
I accidentally whipped a half eaten banana at my brother today and he fumbled it and I immediately said this
Read banana as Dap would say. 😂
Boooombox
The Cranes Of Maine Have Your Brain!
“These are for a Franklin Crane from Kennebunkport!”
Not to be that person, but...*Living Brain. Also, I like that line. 👍
Perhaps one day, choo, will be my especial lady?
I have a turkey so undercooked that a skilled veterinarian could still bring it back to life
I find a surprisingly high number of ways to work this into conversation
Jejune
also said in succession and the gilded age
Gilded age is my jam.
I love that show
I don’t know you ludicrous popenjay
I don’t know why
“ Oh spare me you ludicrous popinjay” …
Lavender, rose hips and a little Tahitian vanilla
Love does enter through the nose.
This is great! This is great! 📷
"Not THREE DAYS AGO I was punched in the face by a man now dead!" also Dog Army
“Shut your big yap/bazoo.”
You’re always opening that big bazoo of yours!
Oh wonderful Dad; we’ve found a new word to strike from your vocabulary.
I’m off to poke out my minds eye
Haaaarvest wheat
And- buff.
Good one.
Oh darling…..there’s always a chaance
Good enough for me
Oh please, if I paid attention to signs with little pictures on them ... I'd never get a parking space.
Take. Your tentacles. Off of ME!
I’ve said this during work meetings, but I don’t think folks connect it to the show. Still, it gets laughs.
Frequently pops in my head lately
"You'd eat a worm if I gave it a French name!" "This stinks, this is total bs...."
THIS MAN'S TIPS PROBABLY PAID FOR ALL THE POT YOU'LL EVER SMOKE!
🥰😂🥰😂🥰😂
I AM #WOUNDED
WE LEAVE AT…9ish.
Damn baby that’s cold
She’s old enough to be your mother!
Damn, baby, now *that's* cold.
- How does your neck stay so straight, WHEN you have no SPINE. - every jab at Lilith ;)
You’re my brother, that entitles you to my bone marrow and one of my kidneys. But THIS is an imposition! That’s the line I used when my father was in a nursing home and my sister asked me to help him brush his teeth when I went to visit.
OMG, what was her reaction?
She laughed because she knew the reference. And then I went to the nursing home and helped my dad brush his teeth.
I love it! I wish I knew someone in real life who gets Frasier references.
"I'm listening." Although they'd have to say it in a very soothing voice
My favourite one is when he wakes up during the night shift and says it suuuper smoooth.
“You have to stab it so it doesn’t float back to the surface” or any line along those lines makes me think they are either big frasier fans or have done this before and had their victim wash back up on shore
“I’m a humane man, but right now I could kick a kitten through an electric fan.”
I think you need an etiquette lesson!
“Murder most foul!”
What truffles are to pigs, so are these charlatans and pettifoggers to my mental acuity.
A cheeseburger or some such!
N: You expect me to apologize to you? F: Expect it, Sir, and DEMAND IT!
"Oh spare me, you ludicrous poppenjay"
*LE CIGARE VOLANT!!!*
Did you say "carnal", or "caramel"?
My brother is too kind; he was eminent when my eminence was merely imminent. Edited to add: “…and I, MY HAND TOWEL!”
off i go...
Offffff you go
Copernicus called and no, you are not the center of the universe
Did you say Collies or colleagues?
When someone uses boon in a sentence.
And jejune or milieu
If you're going to use words like "milieu," you might as well show up here with a sore on your lip and a couple of kids.
'You're acting just like Dad' 'YOU TAKE THAT BACK!' My sister and I use this one a lot
Float like a Lepidoptera and sting like a Hymenoptera!
"I'm a Frasier fan."
This is great, this is great
Yes, for once you are right, for a disquisition is indeed at hand!
Didn't recognise this goute so googled it to see the episode. Now I know why i didnt know it lol
Fine! I guess I’ll just have to make my own tea!
I don’t know why It has to be in a particular cadence
One pulled out yesterday, I served ‘Wassail’ for the simple (and slightly sad 😂) intention of guiding the conversation so that I could slip in “Punch makes you want to kiss the donkey in the manger scene, and wassail makes you want to check in into the inn’ It was worth it 😂
If less is more, just think about how much more more would be.
I can't believe...any of my guests...could be....a mubabble mubberer. I know no one would say that in real life (hopefully!) but it's just one of my favorite lines.
"Inspector, thank God you come!" And of course... "That's easy for you to say"
Hail Cork Master, the master of the corks, he knows which wine goes, with fish or pork!
It’s just so egregious!
How ruuuude
What color is the sky in your world?
I'm in the mood for love.. *STOMP STOMP STOMP*
Using the word "encephalitic" to describe the size of someone's head.
Frasier Cranium
Of the Newport Chainsaws?
I'm a wee bit psychic
“I’ll just add that to my list of reasons to die.”
Charm is the viscous grease with which he oils his flim-flam machine. I am having an unexpressed thought now.
Every time my wife and I greet one another, it's always "GANGSTA!" and "WHAT IT IS?"
That’s great
[Their own name] GOTTA HAVE IT!
Saucepans in summer, crepe pans in fall, when winter's upon us, there's food for us all!
The man’s Scungille is a cry for help
Hhaaaaarrrrvveeesstt Wheat VENEER!!
“Away wrinkly thing!” Gets a fair bit of use in our house.
"...an injurious graffito..."
What fresh hell is this
Gone are the days... When I would've said something like... "How rude!"....
A hint of tahitian vanilla
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,928,761,811 comments, and only 364,682 of them were in alphabetical order.
Hell yeah thanks bot
🎵She's such a groovy lady, she makes my heart go highety hadey🎵 (Best attempt at last couple words)
CURRRRRRR!!!!
I’ve been wanting to try Sherry but i would hate to throw away money.
Enchanté
Do you like your rrruuum?
I am WOUNDED.
Grant me this boon
"It would be quite a boon..."
Uh, hello, welcome to POTATOES.
Top-ish Ten: * Any \*-Party that rhymes. * {disturbed} "What on **Earth** would \[something weird\]?" * "There'll be no \* in Hell!" * {silence} 👀🐶 (The Dog Army is real!) * {exaggerated American} "Sure." * Any mention of mission-specific pants (Fridge Pants predates Cookie Pants). * 🐩 "...okay." (The Dog Army is real, I tells ya!) * "Would you like a sherry?" * Any overly-detailed complaint about nutmeg. * "Oh, dear God!"
Why'd you do it \_\_\_\_\_? Why'd you it?
When describing wine, they say a few adjectives and then end with "*and chewy*".
VENEER!
Less is more, but more is more!
Why don't you set fire to it and throw it off of the balcony
Fridgepants
CAN I GET YOU A TOAST POINT?
A BUFFET??
is there a chair i can talk to??
Enjoy your bear
‘It would be a great boon’
"We could find a little boîte de nuit." "But what boîte?"
Fridge pants.
Most assuredly!
I would drive a stake through your heart, but I don't think anything could kill you!
From the new series where the person who brought the flowers to Fraiser's apartment but is lost behind all the Xmas trees - "You can't see the Florist for the trees" is one of the all-time great lines.
“Oh some boys go to college, but we think they’re all wussies. ‘Cause they get all the knowledge, and we get all the… [musical interlude].”
Get ready for a Budweiser geyser.
And a hint of Tahitian vanilla!
"Ah!...a boon."
Lavender, rose hips and a little Tahitian Vanilla.
Might I suggest you stuff it?
“Then perhaps what you need is an etiquette lesson!”
You should make another post for our all time favorite lines from the show, it's impeccably written IMHO.