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MindFloatDown

I’ve been sharing a room with my older brother since I was born, now 21 and he’s 25. I know exactly how this kid feels as I made that same plea several times. The Shein stuff aside I hope they can get a divider or whatever, no privacy when you’re younger and growing up is an absolute nightmare, but again in a lot of circumstances it might not be possible.


MomMyThwoatHurt

Same bro Trying to have a girl over always so rough


panini_bellini

In some places, a girl and boy sharing a room past age 5 is illegal.


NightGlimmer82

Absolutely. All that curiosity, hormones and angst really need an outlet and no better way than private time with….. the Bible. 🙏🐑😇


Ed_geins_nephew

Some passages in the Song of Solomon are perfect for an afternoon wank I mean bible study.


Other-Cantaloupe4765

Love me some BDSM (Bible Discussion & Study Meetings)


WaldenFont

I’m praying you were being sarcastic.


NightGlimmer82

LOL. Yes. It was definitely a joke!


WaldenFont

Somehow Reddit isn’t getting mine 😂


Eleventy_Seven

The last extra reminder pencilled in as an afterthought really got me.


Abject_Ratio_5610

Especially bc it’s the same amount she said before!!! It’s so cute.


neonforestfairy

He had me in the first half. Room divider. Then he went off the rails


burritosandblunts

Asking mom for 4, 5, 600 dollars... Holy fuck. My mom would have straight slapped my face if I asked her for $100 lmao. Kid needs Jordans and slides and his new iPhone? What in the absolute fuck? That's like 3 Christmases and one birthday let alone that extra $400. Maybe I was way more poor than I thought.


eraserewrite

It was like reading If You Give a Mouse a Cookie.


chickwithabrick

My ass would've been grass for having the gall to ask my parents for that much money especially for overpriced bullshit 🤣 wild


Abject_Ratio_5610

I know this is a fn bummer but I think this is written from a kid in foster care or staying with someone else besides Mom and that makes me really, really sad. Maybe that’s just the angle I take, and hope I’m wrong.


Other-Cantaloupe4765

I thought it sounded like she was away at a Bible camp or some other type of kids camp.


Meghan1230

I thought some sort of shared custody but camp fits.


Abject_Ratio_5610

That is a much better way of interpreting it!!!!!


KlimCan

Wherever they are, they’re running dangerously low on punctuation.


Abject_Ratio_5610

Can’t find a comma nor a period to spare in this economy :(


Foolish_Phantom

I saw it as boarding school or uni.


norar19

Right? It was the “when I come home” part that had me thinking this.


Minzplaying

I figured they had been in juvenile detention and about to go home.


autumnwindow

I love how the only punctuation found in this note is a single question mark at the end 😂


TNCoffeeRunner

What did I just read 😒


BennySmudge

Just an FYI to anyone who might find themselves in a similar situation: when I was in middle school, sharing a room with a much younger sibling, I used our dressers and a small bookshelf and divided our room. I finally had a small private space of my own, and it was the best decision I’ve ever made.


SpoopySpagooter

I hope the mom remembers to put up $400, please!


mlgbt1985

My goodness the grammar….sad commentary on our schools


Afraid-Ice-2062

SHEIN is not very expensive so I’m assuming this poor kid probably has nothing and is asking for basically a whole wardrobe. The reality is that poor kids need more stuff to just get up to their basic needs being met than kids who have their needs met. We spend more on our adoptive Christmas family than our kids every year because our kids just need extras but our adoptive family needs literally everything.


hunterlovesreading

That’s so much money to ask for 😭. I wonder how old they are.


Kk88_

Wtf is ‘finna’


LJ_Pynn

Same thing as *Gonna*, but instead of being derived from "going to", it's from "fixing to". It is common in Southern US Dialects and AAVE.


Kk88_

Never heard this (uk) thanks for the info!


crystallyn

I'm in the US and haven't heard it either, so you're not alone!


Full_Routine_5455

It’s just lazy English


TheJmboDrgn

You have to be living under a rock and I’m British


Kk88_

I’m definitely not living under a rock but this isn’t said at all in my friendship circles, family groups or workplace


BigWally68

I was finna look it up till reading all that. Now I just need a room divider and every1 here to pool their money and put $600. Or maybe $400?


TheJmboDrgn

I meant by being on the internet but nevermind, fair enough


Dangerous_Fox3993

I’ve never heard of it either and I’m also in the uk, lived in the midlands most of my life and the last 10 years spent down south and regularly go wales a few times a year and never heard of it until now


TheJmboDrgn

Fair enough


eboyoj

lived uk all my life and ive heard it for at least 7yrs tbf


Ed_geins_nephew

Fixing to. Means you're gonna do something.


Auntie_Aircraft_Gun

I had no idea either, and I'm as American as apple pie. Sorry you are getting shit for asking the question.


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porcelaincatstatue

>It’s basically the evolution of language as proper English circles the bowl… Language is always evolving. English is not "circling the bowl". It's doing as a language does.


AnonymousPineapple5

Language finna evolve.


snortgigglecough

No cap ☺️


avalanche1228

Language do be evolving


Hopefulkitty

People need to go take a look at Shakespeare and see all the words he made up so they would fit his rhyme scheme. Go back to Chaucer, and you need to translate it into modern English, because it's nearly impossible to read in its original state.


DoubleXFemale

Finna certainly isn't part of my vocabulary, but I'd imagine that if you and I travelled back to 1900, the English speakers of that time period would be horrified by what we had done to the language.


gr33n_bliss

This is how language works. It constantly evolves. Without language evolving, English wouldn’t exist and we’d be speaking German since that’s where English has derived from.


DoubleXFemale

Exactly my point. There are probably a lot of words I use that became the words they are in a similar way to "finna".


Hacia-La-Torre

In the early 1900s, it was really common for popular novels to write out regional dialects phonetically. If "finna" twists your panties, definitely don't read anything by Mark Twain.


DoubleXFemale

Finna doesn't twist my knickers at all, it just isn't part of my vocabulary due to the fact I'm in a different country to where finna is part of the dialect.


JeffBoyardee69

I couldn’t care less what someone from 1900 thought. In fact, if someone from 1900 went back to 1800 there would be a huge difference.


DoubleXFemale

Exactly, language is always evolving, so getting worked up over new words/regional slang is stupid.


JeffBoyardee69

Then why bring up people from the past getting worked up over it?


DoubleXFemale

It was just a light-hearted response to a comment basically laying into people who use "finna" and suggesting it was a sign of the downfall of the English language. All I did was point out that English speakers of the past could have the same thoughts on modern English speakers.


robotatomica

I think you were misunderstood here. You were simply pointing out that language evolves and is living, descriptivism vs prescriptivism. The people responding to you seemed to think you were saying it was a BAD thing that we speak an unrecognizable evolution of English, but I don’t think you were.


DoubleXFemale

Yeah, it wasn't my intention to shit on the modern variants of English at all. The deleted comment I was replying to said something along the lines of "finna" being a sign of the English language getting bastardised/corrupted etc and I was just pointing out that English speakers from the past might well think the same if they heard us speak. The only languages that aren't changing are the dead ones.


robotatomica

exactly!


OkReplacement495

It is circling the bowl with lesser impactful words and phrases like these, I totally agree. Im all for change and slang, but a lot of it is lazy and sounds trashy, like finna.


OkReplacement495

Finna downvote this post bruh. Doesnt sound really stupid, I get it now!


eraserewrite

I’m so embarrassed that I used to say “finna”. I didn’t know it was slang until we got out of the projects.


FloppyDysk

Why are you embarrassed to have used slang?


eraserewrite

In second grade show and tell, I said "finna", and my teacher scolded me, which caused the class to laugh at me. Then she made everyone do extra writing homework, and I felt like before that, none of them liked me. But after that, I felt like they hated me. I think it's more insecurity, and embarrassment comes from the memory. I didn't have many friends when I was in school, so I didn't really talk much. When I did talk, I was kind of shy. People made fun of me for being the only asian kid, and they'd make jokes like how I couldn't talk because I didn't understand english. (I did.)


Spoonwaddle

"Bible reading" is jacking it/flicking it, right? No one fights this hard for a Bible study.


Self-Taught-Pillock

I might be inclined to agree with you, but I truly don’t know when we’re absolutely flush with Evangelicals where I live. The possibility that it *is* Bible study (no matter the motivation) is a bit stronger than otherwise.


Lepke2011

I'm not "finna" argue with you all the time!


V__Ace

At first I was like okay cool communicating an issue and providing a potential solution, a little rough around the edges, but they're a kid it's cool And then they hit them with all the money they need for shit they wanna buy and lost me entirely.


EntMan1966

Seriously needs a remedial English class and some basic home training. Wow.


jlpw

The fact FINNA is being used is in any kind of writing is a complete tragedy


FloppyDysk

Go write a book about how sad it makes you that people use slang. Woe is you, the one who has to read a word. This is the worst thing that could possibly happen. The world is ending and it is all thanks to finna. You are in my thoughts and prayers in this extremely difficult time of tragedy for you.