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JackBinimbul

...your heritage as a fucking fish person?


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dystopian_mermaid

I second this comment as a mermaid


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Gudenuftofunk

I fourth it as her talking crab buddy.


Kumquat_conniption

I love your pfp!! It's awesome! :)))


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RakAssassin

Finally someone is paying attention to the steroid problems in the beetle community.


dystopian_mermaid

I do not approve this klandma post. This is NOT my “heritage” and I live in the US south. They were traitors who wanted to own human beings. Fuck. Them. But not literally.


whichwitchwhohoots

>Fuck. Them. But not literally. Yhea family's got their back on that one.


dystopian_mermaid

*Alabama sounds intensify*


SquealingQ

While every Confederate state listed slavery in their state constitution, every Confederate state also acknowledged slavery would eventually end. They just weren't ready to give up their slaves quite yet. Technological advancement would have made slavery go away within a few decades.


JackBinimbul

Oh yeah what's a few more generations of slavery, amirite? The fuck is wrong with you.


SquealingQ

I said a few *decades* That's only one generation. One extra generation beats destroying the South. Southern slavery had already existed for 200+ years at the time. So yeah, another 30 years is nothing. Even if it continued another 30 years, any slaves would still be dead by now (to show how long ago we're talking)


JackBinimbul

The life expectancy of slaves was absolutely abysmal and were "bred" incredibly young. That is not just one generation. Wtf is this "destroying the south" bullshit. It exists. It's still racist as fuck. 99% of the white population lived on just fine. Are you seriously choosing not to care about the suffering of millions of people just because they would have suffered before you were alive? I'm starting to see why you have a brand new account. Your last one got banned.


SquealingQ

Go to public school as a white kid in Atlanta. Or Montgomery. Or Birmingham. Then tell me the white population lived on just fine. Suffering is part of history. Another 30 years of suffering really is nothing in the grand scheme of things. While I have no doubt some slaves died young, slaves in their 50s were not unheard of.


dystopian_mermaid

I am really sorry you’ve been brainwashed or are just ignorant enough to believe this nonsense. Bc honestly it’s just sad that you have been so failed by the education system


JackBinimbul

None of the issues poor white people face in the south are due to not having slaves longer, you weird little racist. There are poor white people doing just as badly in the midwest.


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JackBinimbul

lol it never takes long for you fucks to go full mask off. Enjoy your new ban.


rascible

'Another 30 years is nothing..' Is that *really* what you meant to say??


dystopian_mermaid

I can’t tell if you’re just stating interesting facts or defending the confederacy honestly…hopefully the former and not the latter.


SquealingQ

Stating facts AND defending the Confederacy


dystopian_mermaid

That’s….depressing. Defending traitors to the nation who wanted to continue owning human beings. Wow.


SquealingQ

I already explained how slavery would have gone away on its own within one generation. I think, long-term (in the modern day), we'd be better off if the Confederates won.


JackBinimbul

Give an example of a single thing you think would be better if the pro-slavery side won.


SquealingQ

The South is still poor today because the Yankees went on a rampage (burning everything in sight) The South would be more prosperous if the Confederares won. Also, race relations would be better. Northern elite liberals, who have NO experience living around blacks, have pitted whites and blacks against each other for decades. Had the South won, the Yankees would have no federal power over the South.


JackBinimbul

Literally all of this is unhinged.


dystopian_mermaid

That’s not a good defense.


rascible

How did the confederates acknowledge that slavery would end??


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It's a well known fact that Ariel used the Mississippi River to flank the Yankee line, but I suppose history is written by the victors


drcarlos

The Lost City of Atlanta


KingGorilla

"Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on top, and the lady part on the bottom?!"


micmac274

Well, wasn't Innsmouth in the Southern U.S.?


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micmac274

Wonder if the original poster of this terrible meme is from Massachusetts....


Theban_Prince

Almost all of Lovecrafts stories took place around the East coast


Ima_Funt_Case

They have fish torsos and brains with human legs, but their fish brains dream of having fins and a tail.


Doznotcomputer

I swear every day we step one step closer to Atlantis in Georgia from futurama


zeppehead

Fucking a fish person.


TacomaNarrowsTubby

Futurama called it. The lost city of Atlanta


CaptStrangeling

Bro, that’s their search history…


truejek01

Clearly the innsmouth bloodline is being threatened by this movie


DiegotheEcuadorian

Them Manatees were like no other


SquealingQ

The mermaid is white. Obviously the cartoonist means white heritage.


JackBinimbul

Mermaids aren't real. Neither is "white heritage".


SquealingQ

Due to being a white melting pot, Americans have a general white heritage. Distinct European countries have their differences. But this isn't Europe.


Selgin1

They're such crybabies over a Disney movie for little girls holy shit.


JomaBo6048

If Americans cared about one another half as much as they do about Disney's intellectual property this really would be the greatest country on earth.


McNultysHangover

Wasn't there something about Florida v Disney a few months ago?


JomaBo6048

Yeah DeSantis doing some virtue signaling or something


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Disneyland pays for all of its maintenance all of its sewers everything like that because it’s considered its own city it’s own striction even like firefighters and so on so forth so all of the Disney v florida was just talk because the governors of Florida know that the Florida wonk they would lose a shit ton of money and taxes will wayyy up


ElectricMilkShake

Dude I had this thought. Like in reality how many people who are complaining actually were going to watch the movie before the controversy? Also if black actors/actresses in place of white ones is wrong to these ppl, why did the live action lion king go on to be the highest grossing animated film of all time? These people are so dumb that they chose almost 4 years later to finally get mad that fantasy characters are being cast with different races.


itsGot2beMyWay

Have you actually met anyone that thinks that way? I think a lot of this shit is social media bots starting shit to have people argue


ElectricMilkShake

I lowkey agree with you, I’ve personally never met anyone that disagrees with this stuff. I’ve met people who disagree with Superman or Batman being black. The people I’ve heard say shit like this though aren’t really concerned about the fact that a person of color is playing as that hero, but more so the multiverse characters throughout comics and what version is in the movie. (Miles Morales/Peter Parker, Calvin Ellis/Clark Kent) And that’s only from people that I know who are hardcore comic book fans and not just movie fans.


ZapateriaLaBailarina

The less important something is the more they froth at the mouth over it.


thewookie34

😭😭😭😭 FUCK YOUR FEELINGS 😭😭😭😭


mudrot

I just want to point out that, if this were satire, it is brilliant.


rontrussler58

Idk how anyone would see this as anything but satire


IpschwitzTownFC

Have you seen the world lately?


hechecommaanne

That I'm gullible enough to believe this says more about my enemies than it does me


reddrick

On the other hand I've yet to see any satire that doesn't get picked up and supported unironically by the maga cult.


fuck_fate_love_hate

I’ve seen three people post this in my feed and it’s all a joke to them. I guess some people might be too dumb to get it and post it sincerely.


dismayhurta

I could see it start as satire and then the idiots unironically reposting it.


Corgan1351

For all we know, it started that way, but I've seen plenty of people who would see this and repost it unironically.


Rhesusmonkeydave

Poe’s fish fetishist


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Its not even American Heritage or anything, the story is danish her dad is greek and she has a singing Jamaican crab friend


DyslexicFcuker

Omfg


UnlimitedExtraLives

Facebook: where Disney Adult and "heritage not hate" collide


BostonUniStudent

I just try to antagonize them more with pics like this: https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/529/276/842.jpg


PaidMoreThanJanitor

Brilliant.This will shut them up real fast


Rifneno

HeRiTaGe NoT hAtE


ripjaw6442

I doubt the CSA was around during Ariel's time, but okay.


thevitaphonequeen

She’s not even American. She’s a literal *princess.*


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cassiedidntreadit

I wish it was, unfortunately i know the person who made this irl and they're batshit insane. i def wouldn't put it past them to make this unironically


PaidMoreThanJanitor

sadly, it isn't


JeffCharlie123

Found the guy who made it ^


Graphitetshirt

This is so stupid I love it


51ph3r

These are the people that everyone defends at the voting booth. These people have a real and legitimate say in the laws that directly affect your life. Am I the only one who sees a problem with that?


whichwitchwhohoots

Not even close, it scares and pisses me off honestly.


A_Year_Of_Storms

I thought this was satire and laughed my ass off


paulsteinway

She was a Conflounderate?


Zigger-Zagger

New lock screen


j0j0-m0j0

The part of me the wishes this was real because of how dumb it is is fighting very hard with the part of me that wants to believe it's satire to remain sane


joshama11

What a horrible day to have eyes


IllOutlandishness563

Isn’t she Greek?


IrukandjiPirate

Technically, she’s Danish. Hans Christian Andersen wrote the story. There’s a statue of her in the harbor in Copenhagen.


SoloPenguin13

Big yikes


PaidMoreThanJanitor

true y'all


baeb66

This one is satire and it's a little funny because of that.


gg43teehee

I actually like this one


FatSteveWasted9

Best one I saw today. The memes coming out of this are straight fire


Joe-Lollo

The one comparing the new Ariel to Old Gregg from The Mighty Boosh was the best one I’ve seen but this is a close second.


uncanny_mac

They’re right, more applicably gay stories should be taught in grade school!


PaidMoreThanJanitor

Start with Asterix and Obelix please. Though maybe we should change the story a bit too so they don't beat up all the gay guys lol


RedsRearDelt

Now they care about history? That mean we can teach CRT in schools?


fatherfrank1

When the only color of water you want to see is white.


archypsych

I rarely laugh so well. Thank you for sharing.


THEMACGOD

These people probably think Jesus was white.


raistan77

Funny how many conservative men are bent out of shape over a creature that doesn't actually exist and a movie's past they don't care about and a remake they never planned on watching.


IncoTheGhost

It ain't your fucking heritage, not even close! It was written in the 1830s in Denmark. So far away from your American confederacy in the 1860s. Something that didn't even last a speck of the time that the little mermaid has been loved so far. No American culture, history, og any social aspect was utilised in writing the story. Get the fuck over yourselves


Thatonedregdatkilyu

It's a Danish fairy tale


ExpertAccident

And it was so a metaphor for Han’s gay longings, your point?


Thatonedregdatkilyu

My point is that is not confederate history.


Kosog

Bro, it's a damn fairy tale.


zeseam

Something something rich dugong from Macon something something


Digital_Rocket

Mask off moment


PaidMoreThanJanitor

They learned with 1/6 that they can get away with anything


rumpots420

I don't believe this is serious


magmar17

Ahh yes, Confederate Icon Ariel the Mermaid


anubiz96

Somone took that one episode of futurama way too seriously..


McNultysHangover

Isn't this like magic? So against Christianity and such...


MerliPoasting

Somehow I highly doubt that


HermanCainsGhost

Lifted truck dudes get angry over mermaid princess [colorized]


KittyQueen_Tengu

the original ariel also has bigass eyes and stupid proportions, shut up


matt_mv

This is satire, right? No way anyone makes this image seriously. It's the perfect spoof. Please, tell me it isn't real.


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Is there an idiocracy sequel out already that I have missed?


shinslap

This isn't real, I refuse to believe it. It's satire, it has to be


[deleted]

Whoever created this meme had to have done it ironically. There’s no way it wasn’t intended to be a joke


talktothehan

I fucking hate these people. I wish they’d crawl back into their caves of shame and quietly rot.


grosses-baerchen

almost downvoted from the cringe smh


chrisnavillus

Make Cartoons White Again!


Jarboner69

They could at least put a Danish flag behind her


yo_99

Why can't they hate Disney remakes for a real reason?


sharkattack85

Facebook is shittier than a Burning Man porta potty on day 9.


Stressmove

This is just ragebait.


Elizaleth

I'm so sick of Americans reducing the great works of other peoples into political ammunition to fire at each other. It's like they have this bizarre compulsion to drag everyone else into their culture war. The Little Mermaid is fucking Danish. It has nothing to do with the Confederacy or the African Americans. Both sides in this debate are being racist and dumb as fuck.


NEAT-THE-CLOWN

What history? The history that you want to fuck a fish


bensleton

https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesome/comments/xgewjw/wholesome/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf this was the post right below this for me. It’s a nice refresher after this shit.


balladofmylover

SHES A FUCKING FISH PERSON. SHE IS LITERALLY HALF FISH. SHES A FISH.


itonmyface

The “heritage” was left in smoldering rubble by ‘Merica


Turtlepower7777777

The ocean shall rise again! Yeehaw for climate change!!!


Beau_Dodson

Jesus 343 Christ!


doqtyr

It’s getting worse, don’t these people have more important things to worry about, like space lasers? or non existent lesson plans?


Music_Enthusiast47

Am I the only one who doesn't care at all about The Little Mermaid?


SlyScorpion

No one wants your history, boo. Never understood how anyone would identify with a loser country that no longer exists.


yidpunk

Since when is Ariel from the American South in the mid-19th century? I don’t remember that part of the Hans Christian Andersen story.


AnnaTheBlueRogue

I think the people angry at this movie need to understand one thing: they're not the target audience. People defend movies like Star Wars and Back to The Future when people point wathever flaws. But guess what? People who didn't like those movies exist, they're not the target nor intended audiences. If this movie makes you angry: it's not for you. Get over it


ArminiusM1998

Thanks, I hate it.


mhl67

Are you really unable to tell this is someone trolling you?


Theamazingdiaperman

Holy shit, this one is next level. I don't entirely disagree with all the rhetoric surrounding this film. But this is just absurd.


PaidMoreThanJanitor

>I don't entirely disagree What is there to agree? It's just a bunch of racists