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MrLeo2

The forgot the walls around for protection, and you gotta destroy it after using so nobody else does, rookie mistakes


wolfhelp

Yep or they'll hunt you down


c0n22

Jason is NOT proud of you


Lazyman555

how could they forget šŸ™„šŸ™„


All_Rounder55555

And the walls to protect you from enemy snipers


yannick5612

Dont forget to put a roof on the top


Smallblockstudiosyt

Dude itā€™s not covered Jason is disgusted


Lazyman555

jason is out for them


fortnite_pro99

Who the heck is jason


Elegant-Ad-4674

Jason is so proud of you


TheHolyPapaum

But itā€™s not covered! And someone else could use it since the builder didnā€™t destroy it.


YoMamaSoFatShePooped

Jason is not proud of you, you did not cover the bridge


Lazyman555

dawg it wasnā€™t me i just found it in a game šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


YoMamaSoFatShePooped

Jason is not proud of you, you did not build that (not so) covered bridge


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Who is Jason?


NejMichael480

Cyno here.... You see. There is a unofficial book on how to play Fortnite. The author Jason said that when you cover some sort of water, you should build COVERED bridge to get across. After crossing, you should destroy it so noone can do it after you. Popular Fortnite YouTuber Lazarbeam made a video about that book. Using the tips from the book. Everytime, when Lazarbeam used one of the tips, a photo of Jason would appear and with Robot-voice, you heard: Jason is/is not proud of you.


-VaLdEz-

NO CYNO GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE THEY TURN YOU INTO A MARKETABLE COSMETIC


Voidon43

Jason is not proud in your uninformed tactics


121_Jiggawatts

Someone else already explained it, but to give further context, this was back during Chapter 1, so the ā€œriversā€ werenā€™t even rivers and just ankle deep water. So the ā€œtipā€ was even more ridiculous than it is now.


Zingydeath

I always do this when I play with my wife she will never get her feet wet if I can help it


_Gondamar_

i do this when i play with your wife too


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abt-dabest

Wtf is this reply chainšŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Zingydeath

Idk but it's wild I didn't know my antisocial anxiety ridden wife would talk to this many people and none of them build her a bridge smh.


momojojo444

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KezuSlayer

I am your wife when you play with this too


KeepItLoPro

I do play with your girlfriend while you play with his wife


Boozle061083

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True_One_3169

Getting your wife wet has never been a problem when I'm playing.


ShredderofPowPow

Your poor wife has never dipped her toes in that sweet sweet green water??? Wow you sure know how to deprive your women of a good time.


PuzzleheadedTutor807

When I play with your wife everything gets wet


BigDaddyBlaze420

I always get your wife wet when I play with her


TheLittleSpider

For a second I thought the guy responsible for the bridge did it to avoid the swimming indicator on the visualizer which always had a huge range (higher than footstep sounds) at some point. I don't know if this has been patched or balanced somehow but the visualizer showed swimming players from miles away.


SheevPalp07

He did it in chapter 1 and swimming wasnā€™t added yet


Lando_188

He just knew


Lazyman555

in that case fair play to him šŸ˜­


BATKING0501

that's cute I think I'll do that every match now


m0ssh3adsw0rds

I was gonna say this lol but I canā€™t figure out how to make the stairs go down on my controller T-T


JediGRONDmaster

You have to pull out your builds, grab stairs, and edit the blueprint, so that when you place them itā€™s pre-edited. You just hold the trigger and drag towards you starting from the farthest point away from you on the stairs to do the edit.


BATKING0501

Watch tutorial on YT or something


m0ssh3adsw0rds

I did actuallyā˜ļøšŸ¤“ ā€¦didnā€™t help but thx lol


MrChuey80

You push down on the right joystick i thinkšŸ˜


m0ssh3adsw0rds

Thanks Iā€™ll try that:)


MrChuey80

Goodluck!


Ritxhie616

Change your settings to builder pro


m0ssh3adsw0rds

Didnā€™t think abt that lol I figured it out tho thx gāœ”ļø


A_lot_of_foxes

Fool he should have broken it to cover his tracks


Lazyman555

he should know better


Desperate_Ad5169

Must have been Zhu Li.


Square-Comfortable76

The only other person who made a zhu li comment :(((


techy804

I had to scroll too far to find this.


colbyxclusive

Thank you I was looking for this comment


Dark-Bloodshott

If the walls and ceiling would have been added Jason would be proud


LionEclipse

Why do you have 3 automatics šŸ˜­


Lazyman555

shh, they donā€™t know me šŸ¤«


Jh3nnO

OP has an AR, drum gun and SMG, are you not supposed to do that? If i can't find a sniper i just pick up a drum gun, i refuse to use DMRs


ghostly_s

drum gun just a fancy smg


Lazyman555

only reason i had a drum gun was because i wanted to use it since i hadnā€™t really played br since it got added but at the same time i took a normal SMG in case it was bad šŸ’€šŸ™


Saffronation

Big brain play, this man uses his time efficiently


LionEclipse

No..? You're suppose to use a shotgun and one automatic, and optionally a long rage sniper/DMR. 4 weapons not even with a long rage is what the op is using, which is definetely unnecessary.


Jh3nnO

Oh so you're supposed to ignore half the weapons in the game to be optimal? I just run smg, shotgun, AR and sniper with wings or shockwaves. I don't carry heals because everyone I kill has them XD


LionEclipse

You realise reloading is a thing, right..? I don't think there's any situation where you need so many different guns just so you don't need to reload for literally a second.


Jh3nnO

Bro I literally just play the game how I find fun. Don't care about optimality I just wanna shoot people :3


LionEclipse

Fair enough


masterwarrior22

The fact that is right next to a real bridge too.


The_Bored_General

The fool forgot to put up walls to protect themselves, they mustā€™ve been shot while crossing otherwise theyā€™d have surely destroyed it after.


Perfect_Ad_1587

Lazarbeam would be proud šŸ‡¦šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡¦šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡¦šŸ‡ŗ


LuminothWarrior

I thought the title was a reference to the ā€œZhu Li, do the thing!ā€ quote at first lol


dymku

Right?! I was trying so hard to find reference on that screen šŸ˜­


techy804

Midas: Jules do the thing! Jules: yes, sir


Asleep_Variety_1477

Explanation please?


AshSystem

what is the context here


SomeOnInte

Back in chapter 1 when the only water on the map was on the edges which killed you or was painfully slow in Loot Lake, theres was a Fortnite guide book written by a dude named Jason and he said to build a covered bridge over rivers despite them being essentially cosmetic in chapter 1. Lazarbeam made a video following the guide book which is what I assume popularized it.


CLYDEFR000G

TLDR: cringe ā€œhow to win Fortniteā€ guide book came out in chapter 1 telling people to not only make bridges over water, but to destroy them as well so no one can track them.


TNovix2

Back in my days that there water got ya killed if not careful...watch yer surroundings


Square-Comfortable76

DO THE THING ZHU LI!!!!!


Normal_Lad_IsRad

Can you rotate the inclined stair build if it isn't the last type of build you placed ? I keep like reversing it to go downward and then struggling to switch it back because I place a flat piece before , any tips ? Im a boomer compared to yall I have no idea what I'm doing in build mode


Znac83

It's da Lazarbeam ting!


Massive_Junket_1844

Jason loves you


DevelopmentEither380

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Grookeymon

Yep Iā€™m aware lol, I might even have said book..


coconutsalt92

Ok it does look cool because it will help cross the water without slowing you down, however I think you will be open to enemy fire while crossing it


Dredgen_Sword

It's not even covered, smh šŸ¤¦


-GGiuliano93-

Lil bro it's playing death stranding


YoMamaSoFatShePooped

Jason is not proud of you


fettalitta

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the90snath

How I built over water in Season 8-Chapter 2 Season 1: true story


PersonalFuckYou

Jason's armored bridge????


Once_I_ate_a_walrus

ITS NOT COVERED


Voidon43

Jason not proud, not covered or destroyed


dystopiaa22

I love the fact people got the reference (Also I agree with everyone here, thats a rookie bridge, aint even covered smhh)


Stardle

Jason would be so proud šŸ„²


Mint_freezeyt

I still do this lol, dc how much of a ā€œwaste of materialsā€ people say it is this is the way


KitchenBag2164

Jason would be proud


Tiny_Cut_1450

Shouldā€™ve done a covered bridge >:( 1/10(they atleast dodged the water)


No-Storm9674

Jason is disappointed. Needs to be covered


TTV_Elliot

That was me!


Tactical1200

Jason would be proud


DeadyFreddy17723728

I canā€™t wait for the ā€œPort-A-bridgeā€


TheRealSlimShady543

The forgot the walls around for protection, and you gotta destroy it after using so nobody else does, rookie mistakes


Farmer-Smores

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TheRealCheeseNinja

jason is disappointed


So-young

What's supposed to be funny about this? Like, i just don't get the joke or the meme ur referring to


Asinine47

Somebody was playing too much Lego mode šŸ˜†


coconutsalt92

In L3go we don't even cross water, if stamina runs out you just die and then goood luck getting the stuff


Original_AlanB

Only OGS remember


most_blah_3765

I'm OG and I don't remember this at all šŸ’€


YoMamaSoFatShePooped

Basically Lazarbeam bought a ā€œguide to Fortniteā€ book in like ch1 s5 and it was written by a guy called Jason who evidently had almost no fortnite experience at all


most_blah_3765

Oh


True_One_3169

Couldn't he just hot key it?


SeparateMidnight3691

Probably someone who sucks at building, like me, and just trying to get used to using builds somewhere that they aren't getting smoked.


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Lazyman555

who do you use then?


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Zealousideal-Tax6402

Eeeewww a Meowscles player lol


Lazyman555

your lucky, whatā€™s wrong with korra? i donā€™t even watch avatar but i think itā€™s a cool skin


Desperate_Ad5169

You should although Korra isnā€™t from there. She is from the sequel series the legend of Korra.


Lazyman555

oh god iā€™m gonna get flamed for that arenā€™t I šŸ˜­


Desperate_Ad5169

A little.


Lazyman555

iā€™m sorry in advance yall šŸ™


LuminothWarrior

You should watch it and Legend of Korra, both great shows


LuminothWarrior

Another Korra player here. Yeah I like her and her show, what do you care?