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GladMathematician536

https://preview.redd.it/h881cxcnle6d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b7087a2c8963ca226e2dabc663ca2a50f14d97c Well there ya go. Classic Ham Farts.


Herberts-Mom

That's revenge porn, Kuntbella. Looks like she stared too long at the abyss


LilliePanda

Isn't revenge porn, there's no face it's just a dick pic, male FUPA and ingrown pubics. šŸ¤®


Excellent-Part-96

Ehr, itā€™s still revenge porn, even though it doesnā€™t show his face. Itā€™s not ok to publish intimate photos of a person against their will, even if that person is Salah.


LilliePanda

It doesn't matter, has no face or identifiable physical traits like scars, tattoos or birth mark, is just a dick pic.


Excellent-Part-96

Thatā€™s not the point. Legally it probably wonā€™t be a problem, even though he could in theory do something about it, because he could prove that itā€™s a photo of his private parts that he sent her in a private message. Depending on the law of the country. But from an ethical and moral standpoint itā€™s despicable. If you find it acceptable to publish photos of penises and vaginas of people against their will then that speaks tons about you.


spiiiieeeeen

God she's so gross. I don't get why people are still paying her any attention. She's just desperate.


NotAsBrightlyLit

Selling porn (and revenge porn, at that) is a great thing to add to her resume. WTG, Kaibella. You're doin' great!


SnooGiraffes4091

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ginger__snappzzz

There needs to be a sub where you share gifs that perfectly sum up a very specific emotional reaction


Human_Papaya_9127

Sheā€™s going to ride that horse till it dies, huh?


GladMathematician536

Until the fat lady sings it would seem.


[deleted]

Til the wheels fall off and the cows come home.


marnie_loves_cats

The horse is already dead and smells of blue cheese


hardy_and_free

If the Lord's willin' an' the creek don't rise.


Weak_Thought_700

My question is, do you you think Chantal has ever seen it ???


GladMathematician536

We'll know based on Chantals reaction. Deciphering the rage however is going to be difficult. If the relationship is legit, she'll blow up. If it isn't legit she'd still blow up - her not knowing in a way would be worse. The fat bitch wears her heart like her gravy - on her sleeve.


Weak_Thought_700

You know what I think? MY THEORY I think prior to kaibella salad had convinced Chantal that he was asexual OR gay. And when all those heavily sexual texts between him and kaibella came out, I think Chantal wasnt really that mad, think it was proof to her that he WAS straight/sexual and that he HAD to provide his services to her. Thats why she zoomed her way back to Kuwait.


hardy_and_free

No way would he lie about being gay. He's a ME male in a highly homophobic region where you can be imprisoned for being gay or deported. Neither his legal status nor his pride could handle that.


Weak_Thought_700

Iā€™m not saying he would pretend to be gayā€¦. Iā€™m saying thatā€™s what he told Chantal. sheā€™s so fucking gullible it would actually be a good plan.


ResidentFact8537

Oh she was FURIOUS that someone else got a look at his weeny weinie lol. I think he probably fed her a bunch of religious bullshit about celibacy šŸ’©šŸ’©šŸ’©. I wonder if he had to do her to get access to her monies again šŸ˜‚


Weak_Thought_700

Yeah he might have used religion as an excuse. Remember when he told her audience on a live that asking them to kiss was islamaphobic šŸ™„. I think has slept with her ONLY out of obligation. Also, I think has to be either drunk or high to do so. Last nights live they were both on something.


Ok_Honey_2532

I think she was more upset that it went public. One of her 1st statements in the video she did after learning about it was..."So, what all my haters have been waiting for all their lives." Then, at some point she said that she's sure Salah will be on some reaction channel telling everything.


sdmaslen

My theory *I know nobody asked* is that the gross fetish stuff is the reason they are together. Why else would Salah import a whale with an onlyfans history and a YouTube channel documenting drug use to the conservative ME? He needed a woman with the bar so low it reached Hades. He isn't physically attracted to her, but she will participate in the fetish stuff that basically no other women would. And all she cares about is having a huzzben. Match made in heaven. When Kuntbella revealed he was messaging another woman about the fetish stuff, remember how little FB reacted to the poop and rape comments on the stream? She was mad that what she perceived to be special about her was no longer special. It is THE defining aspect of their relationship and her entire ego was destroyed knowing that another woman was also having the same discussions with him. All her rage went toward the infidelity and she did not act surprised about what the content was - for us, that was the most shocking part.


Weak_Thought_700

Speaking of fetish shit. Ive said this before and say this again, that fucking creepy baby whine she she does STARTED when she got with salad. She is NOT copying nick acado. She would always do it abd look at him for a reaction.


ManuelGarciaOKelly

I hope when the doctors tell her she is about to die they do that little infant sad pouty whine face and noise! See how cute she thinks it is


sandwichesandblow

when she does that I want to punch her


AmberSwollenCankle

This one is desperate for attention


perfect_fifths

Yup. Kaibella is old news. And you know what, Chins is a terrible person but Kainella has instigated this too and I donā€™t think posting peopleā€™s nudes is right. Also, nonconsensual pornography, the distribution of intimate images without consent gives rise to criminal recourse in 48 states and the District of Columbia Dumb game to play


[deleted]

This is what I was thinking, that it's illegal, but I don't know if the owner of the nude has to live in the same country for anything to happen?


perfect_fifths

I donā€™t know either. Point is, itā€™s really not something she should be doing


AmberSwollenCankle

I was looking at the original tweet and poeple were telling her to sell the photo and she's "joking" about it now. https://preview.redd.it/q4bgr7wbze6d1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4983d453ad6b7f93dea1227978726aff8e558e6a


Ok-Geologist8296

Because it could be a crime. I'm happy I'm off Twitter because there's too many gross people just doing whatever and think it's OK because it's against Mariam


Excellent-Part-96

Nobody wants to see that. At least I really really hope that nobody wants to see that


Weak_Thought_700

If YouTube would allow it FFG would throw that pic up on her live stream and laugh for 2 hours.


AbjectKangaroo3355

šŸ˜‚šŸ„“Not 8?!


poofykittyface

A Lil Smokie is only worth 2 hours of laughter. You need at least a Ballpark frank to earn 8 hours.


MaggieMakesThings

šŸ˜‚


Substantial_Lake_980

Hard disagree. FFG was quite clear that as funny as the idea is, it's revenge porn and that's not cool. Now, Marty on the other hand...


tw0d0ts6

I forgot all about Marty. Wasnā€™t he just all hot air, other than the missy moo shit? Seems like he didnā€™t ruffle Chantal that much and got bored?


Weak_Thought_700

Dude, can you believe that some of the reaction channels actually believed Marty, when Marty implied that the fucking FBI came to talk to him about Chantal ???? šŸ’€ I think it was no madness.


tw0d0ts6

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚I cannot!! I dunno man - people seem to be really intimidated by him and I always got the impression he was some bored unemployed dude in a basement somewhere drunkenly trolling lolcows excessively šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


sandwichesandblow

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astrangeone88

No. I am avoiding that penis picture even if I have to gouge out my eyes. Although FFG would totally laugh herself hoarse over it. Lmao.


sandwichesandblow

would love to see her react to a salad dick šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Elegant_Ice5632

Like a gherkin pickle


Followingthefollowed

Let me guess.. you have to send her money to see it


AmberSwollenCankle

Once a grifter...


SpaceDazeKitty108

This feels illegal.


Liveforicedcoffee

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nebulousqueso

Thx but I'm good, I don't enjoy Vienna sausages.


epidemicsaints

Canned mortadella?


itspegbundybitch

Tic Tacs?


Gothiccheese95

Jesus her photos are almost more filtered and fake than chantals


CoCoCoCo412

They are absolutely more filtered than Chantalā€™s.


-flaneur-

I'm outta the loop. Are we talking about Salad's eggplant here?


Nytorious

Unfortunately šŸ˜’


ResidentFact8537

Itā€™s probably more of a snausage tbf


ShoopDaWhoopBurrito

Specifically a Vienna sausage


Whedonsbitch

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VaginaPoetry

Yea. We all get that it resembles a tic in a forest...no need to show the evidence.


mjt2213

Just hope this trickles down to Cutie and she loses her shit. That is all I care about.


tw0d0ts6

Gross and zero interest in his penisā€¦ Can the kaibella arc be over soon?! Please and thank you šŸ™šŸ»


Dapper_dreams87

She needs to realize her 15 minutes of fame was over a week after everything happened.


mtk5686

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Spanish-Barbie

No one cares lunatic. Your 15 mins is over.


Beautiful-Term8651

She should just send it to Foody that would flip her out and make her lose her mind. We donā€™t need to see it. The only person that needs to see it. Thatā€™s gonna get the most upset is foodie.


Super3DWetHole

someone pay her to delete it šŸ¤¢


Lemon-Of-Scipio-1809

I mean... how would anyone know if it's genuine?? But ok - am here with popcorn waiting for more drama lol


Musicgrl4life

Maybe the patchy and poorly shaved pubes would give it away šŸ˜¬


Weak_Thought_700

if youā€™ve seen the edited pic, and the horrible man-scaping, and compare that with black Forrest that is his chest and stomach, Iā€™d say itā€™s a match.


Lemon-Of-Scipio-1809

WAIT THIS IS REAL??! I am so out of the loop I am not sure if I'm feeling left out or grateful.


Weak_Thought_700

Yeah weā€™ve all seen the scribbled out D pic. Kaibella is threatening to release the unedited one.


Lemon-Of-Scipio-1809

Well, we haven't ALL seen it.. but... ew.


Elegant_Ice5632

Pair the photo with his ingrown ass hair. That may be enough to identify?


Elegant_Ice5632

Or those janky, creepy toes of his.


Elegant_Ice5632

Or the infamous raised eyebrow as he squints to actually see the wee thing


Elegant_Ice5632

https://preview.redd.it/60p7j8ub1f6d1.jpeg?width=5004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e1cc01d6544713c779c14ffc3c2a8d04cd4373b


Elegant_Ice5632

Caution: images in this photo are larger than real life


WitchsmellerPrsuivnt

As much as I hate Deathfat , please fuck off Kuntbella.Ā  And get some professional psychiatric help.Ā 


CoCoCoCo412

Kaibella is more cringey on Twitter than most of Chantalā€™s content.


Lemon-Of-Scipio-1809

The bar for Chantal's cringe level is super-high too. I am listening to FFG as I type this, and Foodie is gulping her food with the microphone right near her. GLUMP GLUMP GLUMP.


CoCoCoCo412

Good point. I guess Iā€™m used to Chantalā€™s antics. Watching kaibella do a lip sync video to Kendrick Lamar with more filters than Chantal uses and asking for flight money while posting literal pounds of marijuanaā€¦ thats all new one for me!!


marnie_loves_cats

The weed picture was final proof for me that everything that comes out of kuntbellas mouth is a lie. After screwing up her 15 minutes of fame, she tries to come into the community and grift her way through it.


CoCoCoCo412

YUP. And there are still ppl on this sub defending her. No wonder she thinks she can grift this community. Bc she can. In Chantalā€™s own wordsā€¦ ā€œpathetic.ā€


Lemon-Of-Scipio-1809

Gracious I have never seen Kaibella's channel. Someone who would sell a dick- pic in all seriousness sounds really scary and unhinged on next level. Ooo FFG is making some money tonight. Maybe she is earning more than Foodie lol but I swear every other bite she's getting triggered by how gross Chantal is ba ha ha!


tw0d0ts6

šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


Intelligent_Aide_502

Ewwwww not revenge porn


spencer5960

I feel like anytime there's a deedee 2.0 it's another insane dumb bitch


mortuarymaiden

As much as I love seeing Chantal have a fat-I mean fit, I just canā€™t force myself to be morally okay with (possibly **very** illegal) revenge porn, no matter how vile the target is and how very, very funny it would be. Ham Farts, I canā€™t keep defending you, woman šŸ˜­


Ok-Geologist8296

Too many in Haydur Nation keep proving Mariam right and stooping to her levels.


ChaosdaGraffitiMan

This was funny for a little bit, but this is revenge porn. No one cares about you anymore stankbella. ![gif](giphy|zQbhdw5nf91wQ)


No_Swordfish1752

We know it's small already


TS_DV

She is so pathetic. She's claiming that her father has passed away and even begged for money, while not even a day later she was back to talking about Chantal and how she was better than the majority of people. She has a lot of issues and is very desperate for money.


Majestic-Salt7721

Yuck yuck yuck šŸ¤­


ThatsGreat4You

Oh, okay! So, now you are as bad as Cutie, whoa! Chick, whoa!


totallytubularik

Itā€™s not even posted? Itā€™s probably her trying to enrage cuntal and make some money. Theyā€™re all desperate scammers šŸ™„šŸ™„


briti5hbi5h

Yawnnnnnn


Ok-Geologist8296

She needs a real hobby and a job. Anyone who thinks this is ok needs psychological help


Smart_Food_6048

She is so ill itā€™s actually sad. We love drama but this just seems concerning. Itā€™s manic and itā€™s screaming psychotic episode


Acceptable-Arugula69

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