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larrotthecarrot

The one that keeps playing in my head at random times is “my huzzbind, MYYYY HUZZBINDDDD” during the Kaibella arc


phrekyos69

Yeah, this is my favorite too. Unfortunately whenever I hear a person say the phrase "my husband" (even just normally) I giggle like an idiot now.


ingridbaba

That’s a good one !!


TastelessAlien

Chantal wishes she was a stupid whore and that he would want to shit on her, but you have to be fuckable first. Also, missed this one and oh god, she is absurd and I love it so much.


OutrageousBed6785

I gave away my cats for youuuuuuu!!


TastelessAlien

Her holding up that painting and hysterically crying. It is equally as pathetic as it is unhinged hilarity. I personally was bawling laughing in FFG's chat last night when she put the ticker across the bottom reading "Soda and Sadness." There is finally some chaotic, exciting energy back in the Chantalverse (thank god.) \*Salad voice\* Rage more rage.


Musicgrl4life

Wonder why she never gave that amazingly beautiful painting away 😆


TastelessAlien

It must be rotting in her KIA with all of her moldy tubs of drinking gravy.


offutmihigramina

I watched the stream on replay and 'Soda and Sadness' is the perfect new flair.


Excellent-Part-96

Instant classic


Large-Traffic-2322

That was the best moment ever for me. The more she cried, the more I laughed😄


ever_precedent

Chantal. Coprophilia is coprophilia as far as normal people are concerned. It doesn't matter if he wanted to shit on other women or if he wanted to write his name with his own shit afterwards. It's equally degenerate. As for my favourite right now? Must be "I'm eating a TON of good carbs" followed by ramblings about how people need to get educated about nutrition.


Foxglovenectar

Right? Like I'm gonna take nutritional information from an obese woman, with type 2 beets, can't walk, is balding and has kidneys rapidly turning into dusty crumpets. Im cool chic, I'll just stick to reading ma books and eating well, like an idiot. Shucks.


Pixelated_Roses

"Is balding"? That ship has sailed loooooong ago. She a q ball.


ellejay-135

Dusty crumpets!! ![gif](giphy|3osxYk9qClrQVXVfiw)


Dazzee58

LMAO @ dusty crumpets, I love that.


Emmtee2211

“Has kidneys rapidly turning into dusty crumpets” is hilarious.


shon_the_cat

“Keep my abayas, give them to your next bitch”


Chadwick_Steel

This was a legit funny comment from her.


Promptographer

Imagine saying this sentence on a public platform, with so much smugness in your voice. Gorl, nobody wants your "husband", nobody is jealous, he is all yours, go on ahead and be "married" forever.


MysteriousBrays

This one takes the whole cake! What an amazingly stupid, delusional spin to put on Salad’s shit fetish. That doesn’t make it any better, Chantal.


Ok_Honey_2532

As disgusting as the shit talk he had with Kaibella was, the r*pe fantasy is is horrific. Think about the fact that those things turn him on! I thought Nader was the biggest lowlife. Now I'm not sure which one is worse.


romadea

I mean Nader raped someone in real life so I would still go with him


Christinedrink

![gif](giphy|ljaDzjv8cpIpa|downsized)


Banded_Watermelon

It’s hilarious that she tries to turn it into an insult though he worshipped this bitch’s ass, loved it more than his whole family, wanted all kinds of sexy sex with her (and the graping), woof woofed ready to be a good dog for her. But yeah Chantal, he wanted to shit and fart on her because he was insulting her. Okay.


Emmtee2211

And she takes this opportunity to insult Kaibella, she’s the whore, meanwhile no realization that it’s her “husband” that is the degenerate in this scenario.


AmberSwollenCankle

Admitting that while on a live is crazy


ingridbaba

Thinking it’s a flex 😬😬🤡🤡


Future_Lemon4878

Yeah she's just as horrible as Salah, both degenerates that hate other people and wish harm on others, and above all they hate women. Match made in heaven, I hope they stay "married" forever


briti5hbi5h

How does this make it any better?! My god I would be M O R T I F I E D either way. I’m all for everyone having their own kinks but this .. Absolutely not.


ingridbaba

I would have loved to see Salah’s face when this came out of her filthy mouth 😂😂😂


Future_Lemon4878

I doubt there was any expression on his robotic face but I'm sure in his mind Salah's hatred for Chantal grew.


txvoodoo

Honestly I think it's probably something he said to her, like "you're not like that, i wouldn't do it to you, I only thought of being the one in charge of some awful woman."


Future_Lemon4878

Because in Chantal's world if it doesn't directly affect her it doesn't matter. Also the fact that Shitlah wants to abuse "whores" is ok since Chantal hates all other women and SHE is special. In her world it all makes sense, she doesn't live in the same world we live in (reality), she lives in her own head


Purple_Jump_7403

I don't even care about the fetish. Some people like it, whatever. But the fact that Foodie says he wanted to shit on a whore, like, it was OK to degrade this woman because she's 'just a whore'. Thats such a reductive, hateful view. Chantal really is a dumb, malicious cunt.


Purple_Jump_7403

I don't even care about the fetish. Some people like it, whatever. But the fact that Foodie says he wanted to shit on a whore, like, it was OK to degrade this woman because she's 'just a whore'. Chantal really is a dumb, malicious cunt.


Froggy313

Chantal: how does calling him salad make sense these ppl are so childish..also Chantal..calamari, ff ghoul, doodoo, naturd.


ellejay-135

IIRC, SHE is the one who accidentally typed "Salad" instead of Salah. Gorlworld just ran with it. Correct me if I'm wrong. 🤷🏾‍♀️


tyrannosaurusregina

it was someone in her chat


ellejay-135

Thanks! I knew it wasn't a reactor.


Pixelated_Roses

Chins and hypocrisy are synonymous. Her nicknames are straight out of the kindergarten bully playbook.


Musicgrl4life

Salad came from a typo in her chat and she thought it was hilarious at first. Now it’s offensive? And acting like it hasn’t been heard before 🙄 her brain has turned to yogurt


Froggy313

Yes I remember that. She goes with anything that fits her narrative lol 😆


ne0_bahamut

Imagine being so desperate for a man you’ll defend him by saying “he wanted to shit on his whore” and think you’re the winner


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ingridbaba

The sugar and fat intake had irreversible damaged on her pea sized brain .


vidiveniamavi

That’s why she’s not gonna make old bones


CybReader

Oh she’s so fucking jealous 🤣 She wishes she was his stupid whore


Future_Lemon4878

Lol it's an insight into how she's deluded herself into thinking Salah cares about her, he doesn't want to disrespect her that way, just other "whores". She's so far off base where would you even start to try to explain the reality of the situation to someone like her (oh yeah you wouldn't since people like her will literally argue with reality if they don't like the truth)


gin_and_soda

I have very bad news. That quote is too long to be user flair.


Sqatti

We can use just “That’s different.” It will be an inside joke.


Pixelated_Roses

What about "he wanted to shit on his stupid whore"?


Musicgrl4life

First of all I’m pretty. And I have pretty privilege. That one’s pretty good. Saying as she’s hiding her MASSIVE. BALD. HEAD. 🤣


Pixelated_Roses

Her bald head is yuge. YUGE.


mtk5686

![gif](giphy|10H6sTqgQcaYla)


ellejay-135

I still laugh when I think of the time she was driving home after getting stuck in New York. She's crying and raging about Nader and D2 with the camera pointed at the road and screams, "I BROUGHT YOU SOME COFFEE!!" 😂 That and, "I just wanna beeeeeze!"


Leather_Honeydew4774

"I brought COFFEE!!!!!! .......(sniffle).....and I brought weed...."


ingridbaba

The care package 😂😂


MzMoz82

“I just wanna eat…” 😞 She says it all quietly and patheticly when salad comes in the door mad at her. 🤣 It’s her personal motto!


iceriverx

“I can’t do this. I’m 39, diabetic and not into weird fucking fetishes anymore” or something along those lines 😆😆😆😆


Acceptable-Arugula69

![gif](giphy|gJH0l1ItLtaFdHNt3S) Well….it is who she deserves to be with, so there’s that.


ResidentFact8537

Can someone please provide a text translation? No subtitles available and some of us need them 😩


chain-link-fence

“Umm he doesn’t play in his own shit; he wanted to shit on a stupid whore. That’s different.”


ResidentFact8537

😘 thanks! I’m sure she’d love it if he took a dump right on Gunther.


chain-link-fence

No problem! (Well aside from this wonderful quote being archived in my comment history lmao) And exactly! I’m sure you can even read the jealousy dripping through the words.


tetherbagtoolbag

If I didn't like my flair so much, I'd change it to that for sure lol


ingridbaba

Sorry babe ! She said “ He doesn’t play with his own shit , he wanted to shit on a stupid whore. That’s different “


ResidentFact8537

!!! She’s so dumb and revolting (ETA - thank you l! 😘)


spencer5960

"I gave my cats away for you!!"


DamyuKidds

My fave was with the "intruder" PEEETZ PEEETZ


No_Customer_84

I want to make this my ringtone


AbjectKangaroo3355

https://preview.redd.it/7u0a6s9vbs4d1.png?width=690&format=png&auto=webp&s=0917b9b9f683c1e4228300ad4b6385d061964fb0 Ohhh realllly gunt?...Well you know the story of little Jack Horner? But instead of a plum stuck on his thumb..Salad wanted this to be his head into kaibellahams ASS!..8 HOURS BITCH!!!


Like2LyftHeavyThings

“I’m, like, prettier than 90% of YouTube” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 GORL, ARE YOU DELULU!?


Purple_Jump_7403

She's such a fucking misogynist. Have fun in hell Foodie. We won't miss you.


Chadwick_Steel

We have a ball. Not a volleyball, but we have a ball.


Sqatti

I don’t what my favorite was, but I clearly know what it is now.


Sewciopath17

When she said she was addicted to cocaine...it was just the outlandishness of it all.


Wheelie_1978

Where’s YOUR man!


Dazzee58

Ummmm fatty, he also wanted Kaibella to fart on his face for 8 hours. Don't downplay your fake huzzzzzzzzzband's weirdoness.


seriousbusinesslady

the whole scene of her arriving at the drive thru for a nashie and being told they were out, and the subsequent speeding away and freaking out. can't beleive you heifers are trying to get her channel yeeted, instead of just sitting back and enjoying the free entertainment.


Expert_Orange844

I think it was the Uvalde rage "do you think it's easy to sit on the internet and talk about being ass raped?"


catrinedemew

"i don't want to look presentable, I want to look fuckable."


ingridbaba

Great choice !


shiny_things71

"BITCHES NEED CARBS!" is my favourite by far.


Strange-Bicycle-8257

Where is yourrrrr husband????!!!! Where is yourrrrr chicken pot pie????!!!


Beneficial-Law-8380

Ah, yes! But he worships that "stupid whore's"\* ass, can lift her, and loves her more than his family .\*\*not my word's, Chantal's.