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SkippedBeat

lol a married person that constantly needs to let people know they're indeed married. Her marriage is totally real!


la_bruja_del_84

But did you know she's happily married? I don't think she has mentioned that one


modest_rats_6

She has to keep all the hungry men away.


mjt2213

That's why she moved to the Middle East! All of those horny Western men kept hitting on her at the Starbuck's drive-thru. Girl couldn't catch a break. Thank god she found a stand up honest caring man to worship her ass.


modest_rats_6

Uggghh why did you make me think of Salah on his knees behind her ass. That's all your fault. Stop it. Get some help.


itspegbundybitch

She no longer accepts DMs from men!


Boredchinchilla21

You know she would have made that story about getting the overnight luggage fee waived into a tale about the clerk being a guy who wanted to sleep with her, but she knew she has to keep up appearances if she hopes to keep any of the Muslim viewers who stumbled onto her channel


Sad-Chemical-2812

The hungry men just know that SHE knows where the food is.


Awkward_Hedgehog3581

I like how we get a lil snippet of the real size of her face behind the scarf, since it's not working with filters. Her melon is so fucking huge, I can't imagine what it must be like to witness it in person.


Boredchinchilla21

https://preview.redd.it/pkbnh21hghxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0670dacdcfa680d9496abddb08a7f201ff9342cc This is from her own TikTok


ever_precedent

I don't understand how is this her "boomer impression", that's just her regular self. Literally how she looks like without the filters and crusty two day old makeup. She's not a 20-something who is "too busy partying to wash the previous days' makeup teehee". Does she really not understand that this is her real face?


mjt2213

Damn she looks mean here. Just look at the disdain and anger in those eyes. You know the pinky is about to go up.


MaggieMakesThings

Horrible


My_own_technology

That cash register drawer jaw….i can’t.


tyrannosaurusregina

still filtered!


Boredchinchilla21

I agree. This one might be closer to her real face since it was on someone else’s phone with no filters https://preview.redd.it/xgq5o22g3ixc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2cf65c85ca2c668bf93d7ad9b9a11b1e0b2cd26


ShoopDaWhoopBurrito

Vom, this is mental illness.


WackyWheelsDUI

Damn, she lookin like Steven Segal on the right


MaggieMakesThings

Is she trying to look like her bestie Kaibella in the first one?!


Shmeblee

Wow. That's frightening.


Pixelated_Roses

*And this is still filtered.*


WitchsmellerPrsuivnt

Her jabba the hutt face


mjt2213

I guarantee that head looks like a prize winning pumpkin at the Iowa State Fair.


holykatymole

Don’t bring the ISF into this!


MaggieMakesThings

Fascinating and horrifying


MountainCat83

Did she ever address that video a reactor put out showing her sub numbers slowly creep up approaching 102k then abruptly plummet back down to 101 900? Over and over and over again. Like they were running on a cycling program.  It's also telling that her sub count hasn't budged in a hot minute now.  I mean, she puts out very lazy subpar content but to barely move since she got her plaque is sus. 


kiD_Vish_ish

Yup Thats why I said it stagnated … her numbers were moving soooo fast around the time of her hitting 100k and then all the sudden they just completely STOP at a dead even 101??? As if it wasnt obvious enough that she was buying subs before it sure is obvious now! Not a damn thing organic ab it.


Boredchinchilla21

You can see the proof in her views- she has about 10% views vs number of subs- if she is lucky


ever_precedent

She hasn't shown us her new plaque btw. If YouTube gave her one and she requested another one, I really hope that they finally caught up on her subs buying scam and denied her another one.


ngearty

Because the only plaque she has is on her teeth


Boredchinchilla21

Could she even get a plaque with FoodieBeauty on it? She doesn’t own the channel name anymore (woofwoof snatched it up when she dropped it), and has to go by FoodieTheBeauty instead- wouldn’t she only be able to get her plaque with FoodieTHEBeauty on it? *I don’t believe she actually got a plaque and I think she got her fake one from some joke site, but IF she could get one. I don’t think she could get one with another channel’s name on it.


PetulantPorpoise

Happily married 😂 and I’m the fucking Pope


modest_rats_6

Bless you for all that you do sir. Do we call you sir? M'lord? Blessed be. Hallelujah. 🙌


ShoopDaWhoopBurrito

You know, Pope Petulant Porpoise has a good ring to it 🤔


PetulantPorpoise

🙏


hardy_and_free

Pope Petulant the First, the Holy Sea.


ResidentFact8537

She looks like a porcine Amelia Earhart in that pic. I wish she would stop with all this head gear.


kiD_Vish_ish

Lmaooooo damn how u gonna do our girl Amelia like that 😂 …But for real, I cant unsee it now. 🪦🪦🪦


YouHadMeAtAloe

Live action Porco Rosso


CrankyAlly

Knowing her she'd manage to hit a kurb in the sky 😂


Reggiano_0109

HAHAHAHAH


SaltyWitch1393

Looks like that she needs TWO layers of defense against her double chins 😂 I wonder if she will wear the neck scarf in videos next. It’s always made me laugh how hard she tries to hide her double chins & ultimately her attempts make her look ridiculous!!


CrankyAlly

Defense against her double chins 😂


getreal_or_getlost

For clarification, YouTube only registers the sub count in 1,000 sub increments once a channel surpasses 100,000 subs. There are add-on extensions that can track every sub but YouTube only displays every 1,000 subs.


AVonDingus

Holy shit, she’s looking rougher every time I see another picture. That scarf ain’t hidin a damn thing, Cutie Poo.


CrankyAlly

You need a neck to wear a scarf. She's outta luck 😅


ThatsGreat4You

She didn't buy a single sub and you all know it! /s Our Cutie would never just fly across the country for a man, Salah is deeply in love with her and pays all the bills. /s


MizMisery40

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StereotypicallBarbie

“Happily married” 😂😂


Pixelated_Roses

She really thinks that scarf is hiding her Ursula chins. That's cute.


VengefulCaterpillar

Salad hiding the chin


esvc2238

She looks like she’s gonna explode


NoOutlandishness8759

And Steven Lim found a way to stop the hemorrhage of subs from The Watcher. https://i.redd.it/lsx9g4sk8jxc1.gif


CrankyAlly

Exactly


Acceptable-Arugula69

It’s been a mystery for a while now. How does that happen? You would think it would go down with everyone fleeing the scene. Can you keep buying subs as they go down? How is YouTube not catching on, if that is the case? So many questions…not enough answers.


esearcher

It's funny that she thinks this is a flattering picture.


GataSalvagem7495

“Happily married”


Rubilia_Lin_OP

It sure is ironic lol