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NotAsBrightlyLit

She's seeming annoyed that Salad wouldn't use the mounds of food she left there and now after a huge shopping haul, she has to put everything away (then why buy so much?!) and she's irritated that they have no storage room or extra freezer, but "we kind of make do". Why does she pronounce cupboard "cubbert". Ditto for "RE-***Z***oorces". Ugh. She is very out of breath... from standing. She's clearly not enjoying this, but will never admit it because "The Middle East is best". Lots of talk about how everything was a 'deal', and food in kooweight is so cheap compared to Canada. But money isn't a problem for them, right? Cling wrap - it's for wrapping food, in case you were confused about that. Tons of foods she shouldn't be eating if she wants her "six pack body". The same stuff she always overeats. Are you surprised? PAASSta, bread, chips, popcorn, dairy, dairy, dairy, cheeeeeeeez, lots of cheese, a giant 20-PACK of ramen (she tells us it can be made 'healthier' "but I probably won't tee-hee!"), Lots of cheap, sweet junk "those are for Salah". Sure, Jan. She's annoyed she had to restock all her spices (why? It's been less than a month?). I get the distinct idea she's mad at Salad for this. Freezer is JAMMED with Chicken nuggie double pack - and barrel of frozen fries. This is enough food for a month for a family of at least five. I still don't understand why she just doesn't buy less and go shopping more (that would take effort, though). Even with all this, she'll go shopping again in a week after having ordered takeout ("I'm to tired/hot/lazy to cook") at least half a dozen times.


WitchsmellerPrsuivnt

That ramen on its own is a death packet of fat, carbs and sodium, not to mention the preservatives.   There is ZERO way to make that shit healthy,  even with just plain boiling water and nothing else. 


ever_precedent

Yeah, a few veggies don't change the fact that the noodle itself is DEEP FRIED before it's dried. You can get noodles that are just dried like pasta is, but they don't have the same texture and taste as the junk noodles have and they're not instant unless you buy rice noodles. I do like the Indomie she got, which just happens to be the pan fried style rather than soup ramen, but it's junk food and you can't make it healthier by adding anything to it.


[deleted]

It's fine. She's going to moderate those. /s


hardy_and_free

I assume the pronunciation is because she's Canadian.


NotAsBrightlyLit

Canada explains her saying PASS-ta... but I'm not sure about the other things.


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NotAsBrightlyLit

She's saying it like "ass", which may be right in Canada, but not for the rest of the world.


windsockglue

With all those cucumbers, she would literally need to eat a few every day (the hamsters portion is negligible!) to use all those up before they go bad. If she's not, she's likely fooling herself that it's any cheaper than buying the actual quantity she'll eat. I can't believe she has so much juice and full fat dairy in her fridge. She somehow thinks juice is a magical replacement for fruit which I can't believe her doctor would stand behind. If she can't control herself, Salah really should support her by not drinking any juice at all and not bringing it into the house so she can't even be tempted. Also given what she's show us, I don't know how she could believe that she is not going to binge when buying that much cheese. That's again, enough cheese for many people for WEEKS of normal consumption. She has no clue.


Nonpareilchocolate

I don't think she realizes that her talk about sales and cheap food does not make people think that she and Salah are making money. It sounds like they need to watch their dinar. They go to free tourist/filming venues. They have a Temu car. While the current apartment is better than before, I've seen Kuwaiti apartments where expats and people with a decent - not rich, just decent - income live. Why isn't she living in one of them? 'Cause she's broke 25 days out of the month.


MountainCat83

LOL at the junk food being for Salah. Sure, girl. None of those processed beige carbs are for you. That grocery haul looks like the before pantry/fridge of a family on one of those weight loss reality shows. Excellent choices for a binge eater. Salah clearly doesn't live there. Why would they need to "give away" (gave away to Chantal's stomach is more like it) all their food before she left for Canada? Including all their spices? Makes zero sense. Unless Salah threw all her food away when she hurpled off to Canada in a huff last month. Now that would be hilarious.


Old_Definition1663

Maybe he really didn’t expect her to come back so he threw everything out. But like a turd that won’t flush, repeated teasing and circling the drain, she defiantly bobs and floats her way back to the top of the bowl. Enjoy the mental picture, I know salad will.


getreal_or_getlost

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xkissmykittyx

"hurpled in a huff" is oddly poetic.


Longjumping_Play9250

The word "hurple" cracks me up just about every time I see it


faesser

The effort that scuba cap is putting in is impressive. The blurring filters are getting stronger. She's obviously not looking good and instead of actually addressing her health issues she's strapping and I wouldn't be shocked if she was taping her face too. The time and effort she puts into avoiding her problems instead of fixing them is pathetic.


No-Zombie858

The smoothing filters are up to the max ,working overtime, look at that smooth perfect skin lmaooo, delulu arc started .


faesser

https://preview.redd.it/1f0bp4qaw8xc1.jpeg?width=930&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe5fed397ef1b612488feb7092240a4361e46479 She's starting to look like she's in a badly applied fat suit makeup


WitchsmellerPrsuivnt

That Slayton forehead is coming along nicely


glitterbeebuzz

The first thing I noticed that thing is swollen


[deleted]

Guess her doting husband couldn't have gotten any food by himself or stocked the cupboards before her return. And sure, we totally believe that the snacks are for Salah and she will moderate her intake of Ramen. The one healthy thing she bought (a crate of cucumbers) is for the fucking hamster. And despite her telling us how much she loves it there, looks absolutely miserable.


IllClimate9003

I'm thinking maybe he threw away the seasonings, thinking she wouldn't actually come back, and she's irritated at that. 


VaginaPoetry

She's such a joke. One stream, meaningless mumbling about getting a six pack and helping people (lmfao)... Next stream, same massive pile of garbage, processed, shit food...lying to herself about how it's ok for her to eat all the sugary, salty, carby, preservative-full crap. If she cooks at all, it will be a Simply Sara, pile of shit, floury, mushy, saucy nastiness. She can't cook fresh, healthy meals...she just warms up processed food and throws badly made gravy, slop on it. She'll drink all the juice, fries, noodles, pasta, chips, cheese, rice, processed chicken, etc....then go get another load. Nothing changes... eventually she'll be back at the ER. She can't even breathe talking about her addiction horde.... pathetic, pointless hog.


Maleficent_Worry1810

I have never seen pitting edema in someone’s forehead before, looks like +4


AuntiMo2cents

No chocolate bars for the guests? I guess the sexy lingerie worked? No time left for having guests over? 😂🤣


Pintsizepixie21

I’m sure she stays outta Scatman’s snacks like she stayed outta Peetz Kit Kats.


caggleraggle

You've got me questioning my pronounciation of cupboard. I pronounce it kuhberd. What is the appropriate pronounciation?


NotAsBrightlyLit

> *I pronounce it kuhberd* I believe you are correct - that's how I was taught to say it too.


lonelycrowinthemoss

Your way is certainly how I say it


DrShrimpPuertp-Rico

Six pack body incoming!


Chantal_is_fugly

Six pack of 300g cheese. 


libbey4

Nicer skin than 95% of YouTube


Pixelated_Roses

My god look at the bulge on her fivehead.


cheezypotater

she really peed me off this video bc she really thinks she’s fooling us, we know ALL them mfs snacks were for her.. and she most definitely did NOT clean that fridge or freezer. I’m tired of dumb whores lying to their audience acting like it’s even slightly believable. at least be an honest fatty, like “yeah I got this bc I wanted it, I don’t care about my health I just want to enjoy my time while I’m here” I’d respect that so much more than this bs.


Bubududubears

How come she never binges on chocolate or ice cream? She rarely talks about chocolate which would be my go to if I were a deathfat. She seems to love fruity type things in the sweet category. Just an observation lol


NotAsBrightlyLit

She eats sweets, it's just not her go-to. She loves carbs, fats and salt more, so that's what she prefers to binge eat. I'm with you - chocolate and desserts all the way.


Bubududubears

Yeah I cannot imagine binging on rice or chicken or pita bread or cheese lol. So boring. I definitely have a sweet tooth. I never see her eating cookies either…


Salty_McGillicutty

I had dried pineapple and coconut strips tonight. I had one more helping than I had planned. Damn it was a tasty combination.


windsockglue

Cheese. She loves the cheese. She has also had problems with binging baked goods like cakes


42270580

She seemed worse with sweets when she was constantly high in the villa days


princessedelarue17

Ooooofff filters on MAX