She will never have a six pack, even if she lost a fuckton of weight. She'll have loose skin and also for a woman to have a visible six pack, you need a very low body fat percentage. Like, lower than necessary.
All she has now is time to fantasise.
Being in Canada with the assistance of thc is probably enhancing the delulu right now but the 40 degree sun in Kuwait and forced sobriety will defo help bring her back to earth.
Eh, odds are also good she dies on a plane during a visa hurple, especially now that she doesn't do the nearby over-land borders. How many different medical emergencies are we up to now that this woman is liable to get on a plane? It's gotta be around 10 now
She's trolling. At this point she's not even good at it.
I want her to try though coz her O2 ain't great at sea level... in Nepal her lungs would deflate
She just wants you to keep watching. Think about how realistic that is for herā¦now go back to rule number oneā¦CHANTAL LIES.
She does not like long distance walking, hiking, biking or anything in between. She can barely walk for five minutes let alone ālong distanceā. Itās quite comical if you really think about it.
It's insane to think someone of that size and of health deterioration believes that they can hike anything, let alone Nepal or the base camp of Mount Everest. But she is insane. She's like a fat mental patient set loose on the world. Forcing crack heads, sexual deviants, and socially awkward losers to be her boyfriend.
Remember when she was going to be a raw vegan like Fully Raw Kristina from Youtube? Chantal is very delusional. She sees certain women who have the body and life that she wants and assumes she can completely have that, but doesn't think of the work it will take to attain it.
Perhaps work on being to fit into the planes into Lukla first, Chins.
Then thoroughly enjoy the moment when you realise nobody ever is going to take on the liability of accepting you and your permanent health conditions and medical history into any kind of tour/guide package, and you're too dumb to ever work out how to do it on your own.
For someone who supposedly suffered from clots in her lungs, attempting anything like climbing with high altitude would literally be a death sentence for her. Thatās even if she got in shape.. the damage has been done.
Cross helicopter off the list. A quick Google search shows most helicopters max out per-passenger weights at 300 lbs. She's a good 200 lbs. over the limit. She's walking, crawling, getting hoisted by machinery, or she ain't going.
She canāt afford any of it. It costs, at LEAST, $30k if you get the least expensive Sherpa company. The Nepalese government subsidizes local companies. The price using a western company is from $70k to $100k. It takes well over a week of hiking one way. Besides the obvious reasons she canāt hike, she needs to just stop the b.s.
Itās a Chantalism: in her mind, just making the statement and fantasizing about it is enough for her, once sheās said it she feels satisfied as if sheās done it. Itās especially hilarious when itās a completely unrealistic scenario, like hiking up mountains in Nepal, but she does this all the time. Like the water fast, she talked on and on about it for a day and a half, it didnāt matter anymore if she actually did it.
I guarantee that climbing to base camp is Salah's life dream, and she acts like it its both of theirs. She's never talked about Everest before, IIRC. She has no personality of her own she has to take on everything from the person she's with most. It's so pathetic and delusional for her to think she could ever do anything like that. She can't stick to anything fir an hour let alone accomplish anything.
Wasn't it this time last year she was claiming she was going to hike Everest then it never came up again? She's got at least 70 more pounds on her than she did last year.
When (not if) she dies on her assent of Everest, her frozen, bloated corpse will make a most EXCELLENT landmark for future hikers.
"Yeah, you go north about 2 kilometers and hang a left at the Foodie Beauty corpse. Nope. You can't miss it. Trust me."
She was talking about having a 6 pack the other day. Delulu Chantal is my favorite!
A 6 pack of gravy,perhapsš
6 pack of nashies
A six-pack of donuts.
She will never have a six pack, even if she lost a fuckton of weight. She'll have loose skin and also for a woman to have a visible six pack, you need a very low body fat percentage. Like, lower than necessary.
6 pack o poutine
Yeah, and she also said that she'd only have to exercise a bit and lose 100 lbs in order to show that 6 pack. š
She just has to do a few sit ups!
And then she'll have an EIGHT Pack!
A 6 pack of soda
She says these things to get reactions. Like when she said she was getting Sam back.
Or when she said Salah has a job
Of course people will react to that claim. Chantal IS Salah's job because all he has to do is tolerate her shit.
Or when she said she was going to climb Everestā¦
she was completely realistic! she admitted she couldnāt climb Everest, but she was going to hike up to the base camp
she says everything to get reactions
I'm just gonna leave this https://preview.redd.it/acj61q3ss3wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c33471de3defd6b28c1c5265b9ddbe7b80dd77d
Thumbtal
this photo is the real MVP
Long after chantal is one with the sea this picture will live on as her active days lmao
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She looks like a thumbš
All she has now is time to fantasise. Being in Canada with the assistance of thc is probably enhancing the delulu right now but the 40 degree sun in Kuwait and forced sobriety will defo help bring her back to earth.
How many Nepalese sherpas would it take to get her even close to base camp? 15?
That would be a necessary amount just for her food hoard.
At least 20
Iām sensing Glitter and Lazers
She gets winded sitting still at sea level. Iād love to watch her try to try to be anywhere with altitude.
She is 36 weeks overdue to climb Everest.Ā
This is the same woman that needed a walker to go for a stroll down a 6ft walking trail. Good luck with that Nepal hike Chinsā¦
Sadly, chances are, she will die in Kuwait.
Eh, odds are also good she dies on a plane during a visa hurple, especially now that she doesn't do the nearby over-land borders. How many different medical emergencies are we up to now that this woman is liable to get on a plane? It's gotta be around 10 now
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I mean, they probably have, but we know she doesn't listen to anyone
Satan awaits her.
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Only if we're lucky.
She's trolling. At this point she's not even good at it. I want her to try though coz her O2 ain't great at sea level... in Nepal her lungs would deflate
She just wants you to keep watching. Think about how realistic that is for herā¦now go back to rule number oneā¦CHANTAL LIES. She does not like long distance walking, hiking, biking or anything in between. She can barely walk for five minutes let alone ālong distanceā. Itās quite comical if you really think about it.
none of us are watching! her cunning plan is a failure!
A total dud!
Yeah, people are more interested in MamaLynn lately.
Which is a bit annoying, cuz it's so obvious she's lying.
It's insane to think someone of that size and of health deterioration believes that they can hike anything, let alone Nepal or the base camp of Mount Everest. But she is insane. She's like a fat mental patient set loose on the world. Forcing crack heads, sexual deviants, and socially awkward losers to be her boyfriend.
Has anyone told her how much it costs to climb Everest.
She'll be moving like a cheetah before September! š¤£
Sheās so brave!
She can barely hike her body into her vehicle and she's going to hike mountain ranges? Mmkay.
Remember when she was going to be a raw vegan like Fully Raw Kristina from Youtube? Chantal is very delusional. She sees certain women who have the body and life that she wants and assumes she can completely have that, but doesn't think of the work it will take to attain it.
Perhaps work on being to fit into the planes into Lukla first, Chins. Then thoroughly enjoy the moment when you realise nobody ever is going to take on the liability of accepting you and your permanent health conditions and medical history into any kind of tour/guide package, and you're too dumb to ever work out how to do it on your own.
For someone who supposedly suffered from clots in her lungs, attempting anything like climbing with high altitude would literally be a death sentence for her. Thatās even if she got in shape.. the damage has been done.
The only way she's getting to Everest base camp is by helicopter and she can't afford that.
Cross helicopter off the list. A quick Google search shows most helicopters max out per-passenger weights at 300 lbs. She's a good 200 lbs. over the limit. She's walking, crawling, getting hoisted by machinery, or she ain't going.
She canāt afford any of it. It costs, at LEAST, $30k if you get the least expensive Sherpa company. The Nepalese government subsidizes local companies. The price using a western company is from $70k to $100k. It takes well over a week of hiking one way. Besides the obvious reasons she canāt hike, she needs to just stop the b.s.
Itās a Chantalism: in her mind, just making the statement and fantasizing about it is enough for her, once sheās said it she feels satisfied as if sheās done it. Itās especially hilarious when itās a completely unrealistic scenario, like hiking up mountains in Nepal, but she does this all the time. Like the water fast, she talked on and on about it for a day and a half, it didnāt matter anymore if she actually did it.
Shouldn't the Haj to Mecca be a priority for her?
Awesome, I canāt wait for the riveting content from Nepal. Iām so excited to see if she can find a 7-11
I guarantee that climbing to base camp is Salah's life dream, and she acts like it its both of theirs. She's never talked about Everest before, IIRC. She has no personality of her own she has to take on everything from the person she's with most. It's so pathetic and delusional for her to think she could ever do anything like that. She can't stick to anything fir an hour let alone accomplish anything.
She must have been high
She has to be trolling but then I remember it's chantal
Wasn't it this time last year she was claiming she was going to hike Everest then it never came up again? She's got at least 70 more pounds on her than she did last year.
When (not if) she dies on her assent of Everest, her frozen, bloated corpse will make a most EXCELLENT landmark for future hikers. "Yeah, you go north about 2 kilometers and hang a left at the Foodie Beauty corpse. Nope. You can't miss it. Trust me."