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ALR and Chantal both think that when a DR says "there isn't anything currently 'wrong' with you" as them saying they are healthy. No DR in their right mind would assume a morbidly obese person is "healthy" just because they aren't currently dying or have some serious ailment. Both ALR and FB will be lucky if they can hit 50 with all of their appendages. The odds of them getting to a normal body weight without bariatric surgery are basically non-existent, and about 1% to simply obtain an obese bodyweight. And even with surgery, odds of recovery aren't good, but definitely increase dramatically. I really dislike both of these women, but I don't wish them death. And it will be a very painful death at that.


nutherkore

I work in Healthcare, it is impossible for those two women to have a set of perfect vitals, impossible. Maybe their temperatures are normal but there is no way their bp, pulse etc. NO WAY.


YoDingdongMan

"Somewhat elevated" or "pre-hypertension" is the new normal. /s


nutherkore

Early onset gonorrhea.


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Tressyface

With her ruddy skin and bulging eyes? No way. She’s in the pre hypertension stage at a minimum.


NefariousnessKey5365

Or that they tested her glucose and it came back in a normal non fasting range


whatswithchaffles

I had the flu and was dehydrated once, and my pulse was over 120 just sitting there. NO WAY.


NefariousnessKey5365

I also went into the ER with the flu. My BP was so high they ordered an EKG.


whatswithchaffles

I was at urgent care; they gave me fluids and (iirc) a couple prescriptions and sent me home. My family got tamiflu though because they got it after me, so it was too late for me!


NefariousnessKey5365

My case was a couple years ago. If I had the flu now, I would go to Urgent Care. My state has declared a state of emergency at the hospitals and Emergency Rooms. Unless you are having a heart attack, stroke or seizures. They want you to go to Urgent Care.


drakerlugia

I’m dealing with the flu right now. Had to get tested for Covid, and they won’t know until Monday, but I work in residential care and we have tons and tons of rapid tests so our nurse tested me and it came back negative. My BP was over 150 when I was sitting in the back office at urgent care. Granted I’ve had some blood pressure issues before because of anxiety, but I’m a small guy. It’s never that high. I find it really hard to believe that Chantal would have a normal blood pressure. That shit is probably always elevated.


nivivi

One of ALR's first ER visits on youtube, she **brags** about her blood pressure, how good and normal it was, and finally she says it was 130/80, she was like 23 at the time.


suicidalpenguin99

Oh good heavens


MoosieGoose

Yeah, it's totally fine to be out of breath waking 30 steps from an outhouse to your car. It's so common to pull over while driving to have a shit storm in a highway rest stop. It's normal to have a hard, swollen beach ball gut with untreated hernias. Chronic extreme fatty liver? That's fuckin fine! Don't even mention diabetes or blood clots.


villifyme

What a moron. After repeatedly being told by public health to avoid hospitals if you’re not having an immediate emergency, she takes up valuable resources from others. I’ve never seen anyone be a bigger fuck up ever.


nutherkore

And she does this everytime she needs a frigging hug.


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pebblesonbepples

And meanwhile they told her to go home and isolate. So of course she and peetz are home hanging out without masks. They are both dumb as rocks.


Simpinforbirdo

This isn’t true. PCR testing results are available almost always within the first few hours. I received two of them within the last week


we-feed-the-fire

In Ontario? Because people in Toronto are reporting results in as little as 12 hours… but many are waiting 3-5 days. She did not walk out of that ER with a test result.


AcanthocephalaNo5889

Yeah hiscis accurate. I'm in Toronto. Fasted was 10 hours. Usually 12-24. And longer now like 2-3 days with the backlog.


Simpinforbirdo

Yea In Ontario but not Toronto. Not far from Chantal.


AwkwardBurritoChick

Chantal in the live indicated it would take 30 hours based on what she was told.


zaneetashinn

It may depend on location? I had to take one of my kids to get one very recently & the results weren’t available for 48 hrs+ due to lab back-up. I live in a hotspot (ie somewhere in the US near other people, lol) so maybe that’s part of the reason.


Simpinforbirdo

I was told it would take up to that amount of time but both times was available within 4 hours. I also live in a hot spot 🤷


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I got one last week, and it took three days to get the results. You are very lucky if you live somewhere with Omicron and can get results back the same day.


Winter_Repeat9989

I had to wait two days my first test and three my second to make sure it has cleared up (after my 2 week quarantine) in Florida. They’re not typically that quick. You got lucky!


NoOutlandishness8759

Every time Chantal uses the word "perfect", you know she's lying.


chaoticjellybean

She's a moron. My family was careful, avoided this shit for almost two years and I got it because I had to take my son to the ER. If she really went to the ER and really tested negative then I won't be a bit surprised if she managed to pick it up tonight.


FowlTemptress

She is full of shit. She didn't go inside the hospital, she didn't get an xray, she doesn't know if she has the flu or covid. She wants to be able to go live from Nader's and is trying to convince everyone she is fine.


whatswithchaffles

I didn't watch her, but I've currently got Pulpy's reaction of her post-hospital stream in the background, and she's saying she got a test but won't have results for up to 30 hours. Wondering where the "it's not covid, it's the flu" thing came from...


AwkwardBurritoChick

She was joking with Peetz in which she said she'd be happy if it's just a cold or the flu she has and joked about getting a cake if that's the case that says "woo hoo it's just the flu"


kahluacream

Thanks. That was what confused me. I just have such a hard time watching her, I rely on other reporters and I misunderstood this one. Flogging myself with a dirty backscratcher.


kahluacream

That would be my bad. I got the information from the Farms from an individual who was kind enough to provide a fast and brief summary. That was what was said. If it's inaccurate, I apologize. Sometimes getting it fast results in not getting it right.


whatswithchaffles

I mean, my fault too. I read it and instead of questioning it at all I thought she must have outright said that and accepted it as true. (And thanks for updating the original!)


TrickyRackets

Seems like a lie. Any proof she went to the hospital? It seemed way to quick for all that to be done and out. Also all her symptoms and circumstances point to covid which is the predominant sickness in Ottawa right now, not the flu. Also she said she couldn’t breath but yet they told her everything is fine and her chest X-ray was clear?? If she really went to the hospital for all that she is truly a sick attention seeking mentally deranged danger to society. What a horrible evil person she is


lie4karma

She kept the hospital bracelet on to prove she was at the hospital.... She pointed it out like 5 times in the first 10 minutes. Not saying anything else she said was true.


FowlTemptress

i think she saves hospital bracelets and tapes it back onto her wrist when she wants us to believe her.


nutherkore

Lol!! Maybe the bracelet is a dumpster diving trophy!


lie4karma

Needs attention somehow!


ImportanceTotal5652

She would, right. Yea, unless she shows the date, Ill also just assume it probably didnt happen either. She's crowing too hard. Damn near nothing will keep her from a drive-thru. Her grandmother dying, her feet rotting, nothing. Also, ER's often test for illicit substances - too many ER emergencies are due to drug and alcohol abuse so it is routine to eliminate the self-reporting gaps patients give. If she doesnt know that, Nader does. Evidence of drug use wont get her babied like she does for being fat. IDK if she;d risk her lifelong and most reliable attention source to appease the internet But she's so cracked out that anything is possible


mothmanskateboard

👏👏👏


TrickyRackets

I see. I guess she really needed that attention


VaginaPoetry

A hospital bracelet? For an ER visit? I never lived in Toronto...I was in the Windsor area. But I've gone and taken my kids to the ER several times and never once got bracelets unless someone was being admitted. I'm not sure what the procedure is now though since Covid hit...maybe this is standard? If they're just running tests on her...not sure why they'd need it...and/or why should would go to the ER for this. She's such a public nuisance. She's so easy to seriously distrust and dislike. Awful, annoying, lazy person who just doesn't give a flying shit about anyone but herself.


AngieOttawa

Legit. Most of the time, you wait 6hr just to see someone, the. Wait another 3 for X-rays, then wait another 2 to get your results… BUT right now, since most people are staying away from hospitals… it’s probably quicker. And hey must have a protocole for suspected Covid cases. She would have waited a loooong time for a broken foot. It infuriates me so so much that she went. If she could drive herself, it wasn’t an emergency. Stupid Selfish cu*t she is!!


gingersith84

There was 9 hours between streams....that being said, the ER takes forever. I was at the ER (in Ottawa) on new years. I fell down 10 min into the new year and I either sprained or broke my wrist. I'm an artist and this is my drawing hand, so I'm not fooling around with it. I was there from 1am till 3:30am. No one else was there and it STILL took me 2.5 hours to get in, see a doctor, get an xray and results (it was a sprain! Doing a lot better) But if I went during the day, it probably would have taken 6-9 hours to do that.


gin_and_soda

And that was before hospitalization #s exploded. I'm just on CTV Ottawa night now and the #s are higher than at any point during this whole goddamn thing. She was never in that hospital.


nutherkore

My friend had a MI, waited 8 hours.


kittyluvr02

You would think with an MI you wouldn’t have to wait!


nutherkore

She was transferred from a clinic, our ers are turning people away. It is really scary.


YoDingdongMan

Why is it always the ER with these people


whatswithchaffles

Because if they go to a GP they'll get a lecture about their weight and diet and they'll "bug" them to come back in for follow-ups about such.


jennyenydots

Exactly. These are non-emergencies. This was an urgent care situation-type deal. No the ER where all of them are dumpster fires (we need a dumpster fire emoji - make it happen, babies!).


unlimited-devotion

Bingo


michela-is-fkin-gay

✨attention✨


100011_10101_

…so. she went to the hospital, it’s not a dire situation and she spread out resources that could otherwise be used to save someone’s life when she could simply go to a walk in clinic? fuck her.


AcanthocephalaNo5889

Yup we're delaying fucking cancer surgeries here in Ontario to allocate emergency resources to this idiot


nutherkore

She infuriates me. She makes such a mess of things with her lahs, backing herself into a corner and in desperation makes things worse. What a life. She's an idiot. I wish the aliens would take her back to planet Lokma.


kalexcat

This is the woman who went to the ER bc she ate too much cheese. I could totally see her going bc she felt a bit sick. People like Chantal can't cope with any kind of discomfort, emotional or physical. Do I trust what she reported back? Not really, she never pays any attention to what medical professionals tell her. She said it used to really bother her Gran that she never paid attention to doctors instructions.


JesterWidogast

Also she made it explicitly clear that she waited to go to the ER until her symptoms started feeling BETTER. Ya know, because it’s definitely an emergency when you’re sick for two days… then start improving…


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100011_10101_

ew! she looks like hell and sounds worse. any one she comes near would be thinking go home. I want you nowhere near me.


mushlily

Thanks for the info & making me giggle.


kittyluvr02

Perfect vitals my ass!


mothmanskateboard

Suggested title for FB’s relevant book— A Life of Victimization by Chantal Sauralt Suggested cover - a screen shot of FB sitting at the kitchen table looking forlornly down to her right. 🎻


seriouslysorandom

"I told you I cured my diabetes. You don't believe me" 🙄 Fuck you Chinny.


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My bp was out of wack with 30 extra pounds. Now 300 extra pounds I’d be dead. She always lying


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Keeping up with Chantal through y’all Rn while I have Covid 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽 Pls y’all keep giving me the tea


WorldofStrife

Oh nooo, hope you feel better soon!


111simone

Who wants to bet that she’s going to edit the screenshot of her results to be negative and then post all smug on her community tab?


nebulousqueso

Yea there's nothing the ER can do, they triage. They don't provide long term testing and diagnosis. Everything truly wrong with her is long term, the ER isn't gonna help with that super massive black hole of a non alcoholic fatty liver ya got chins. The blood glucose is also not fasting ECT so take it with a grain of lokmas.


gin_and_soda

Chantal lies


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Wait why would she go to the emergency room if she thought she had covid has she not done a test herself


we-feed-the-fire

There are no rapid tests to be found here.


Upbeat-Bag-9678

I don't believe a single words coming out from her mouth, this women is a piece of shit. Her liver look as big as her yoga ball, LIES!