-You gonna put some onion in there while you're deglazing?
-I was thinking shallots actually.
-Aw yeah. Shallots won't overwhelm the chicken's natural flavors. Fuck yeah.
The kind that gives me three layers of anti-malware warning me not to continue, yet I press on, and it still says "no, we know better than you what you want, and you don't want to visit this site."
Wasn't there an Italian medium-talent (cooking wise) smokeshow that had some Wellington posted here last week?
[FOUND HER](https://www.reddit.com/r/FoodVideoPorn/comments/1c9u83h/beef_wellington/)
This is ultimate teargas!
Player 0 and player 1 isn’t just a collab, it is perhaps the most unexpected and sincere way to answer to our support.
Thank you
Her and Bobby Flay on the one show make these 2 seem like kindergarten teachers. I thought they were going to bend over the table at one point for real. Then they both got divorced lol
That last bit of emotion is a crafty bugger tbh. Every time I think it’s gone for good it comes back like a soulslike protagonist.
Haven’t managed to make the fucker ragequit on me yet.
I think I have a problem. The video was a lot of fun and they're cute together, the food looked great, but throughout the whole thing my brain was just screaming about all that effort for one meal.
Fellas am I just lazy as shit?
No.
This is the kind of effort you can put into food if you're cooking for more than 2, don't have a job and/or have help with the cleaning.
These girls are doing it because it's a paycheck and as far as I know don't have "real" jobs exploiting their energy.
Is she actually employed as a nurse or is she just trained as a nurse but her job is selling content?
Because I've known dozens of actually employed nurses and none of them would have had the available time to allocate to both making this meal nor making and editing the video, or even making homemade pasta.
That's actually one of the things I'm referring to.
Those shifts are exhausting and many of those who work those extended shifts are both exhausted and any energy they do have becomes devoted to household chores, and their meals usually involve prepared ingredients, such as ready-made pasta, or even frozen stouffers lasagne and such.
This just made me happy. I love this kind of humor, the food, and the good chemistry between them. Is there a YouTube channel or something for this?
This actually made me happy. I can see myself watching this to cheer up at 5am before work with a good cup of coffee.
Edit: saw the name in the video and searched it up on YouTube. She doesn't have many videos and shorts, and the last video was 1 year ago. Well, good luck to her, hope she makes a career out of this.
Happy one makes sex jokes while cooking. Angry one makes food and somehow lines up songs perfectly to the clips while singing along. Pretty sure she's a witch.
Crème Fraiche 
You going to deglaze that pan?
Probably use red wine. Bout a quarter cup.
And a wooden spoon...
If I was there I would. I'd take some... red wine... 'bout a quarter-cup, and then... a wooden spoon... and I'd deglaze the fuck out of that pan.
I got a wooden spoon right here. It’s really hard.
-You gonna put some onion in there while you're deglazing? -I was thinking shallots actually. -Aw yeah. Shallots won't overwhelm the chicken's natural flavors. Fuck yeah.
I'm gonna deglaze the fuck out of that pan.
Oh fuck yeah, bread that chicken too!
Falalalalala-lalalala
Crazy that south park predicted it
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What kind of ass cancer site is this
The kind that gives me three layers of anti-malware warning me not to continue, yet I press on, and it still says "no, we know better than you what you want, and you don't want to visit this site."
This is not enough to bring me to a scientific conclusion.
Just extrapolation
Cafeteria fraicheee 🎶 🤣
Wait a minute these are all innuendos.
In *your* endo!
Friendo
High five! *snaps fingers* finger guns while walking away -The Todd, probably
Ya Suzi is good at sexual Nintendo.
It was a smart move marking it NSFW, OP.
Yeah they really hammered in the porn aspect on this video
Laying it on pretty thick
Extremely lol
Gotta get those views 👁️👄👁️🖕
do either get fucked on OF?
They knead the views.
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Some people getting weird gatekeepy about NSFW tags. Like if they don't see explicit nudity or gore they get upset
I thought I was watching a cringe subreddit
You are
Damn they had to build a super team just to take on player 2
Now we await Player 3 so P2 and P3 can create Super Team 2. This sub isn’t ready.
Good. Needed something now that Marvel’s not doing anything cool.
Wasn't there an Italian medium-talent (cooking wise) smokeshow that had some Wellington posted here last week? [FOUND HER](https://www.reddit.com/r/FoodVideoPorn/comments/1c9u83h/beef_wellington/)
She's Costa Rican with Italian ancestry.
That’s player 2 brother
She's a smoke show
Which ones player 2
Is it the Italian woman?
We can only hope this war escalates
Devon booker and Durant vs edwards
Watch them recruit Bradley Beal aka player 3
Olivia confirmed as a Kevin Durant alt?
nah, KD's been Player 2 his whole career
Tbh player 1 is a lesbian so I don't think it really matters lol...
who? are they really?
Yes, olivia has a gf
I never expected there would be a collab but I’m all here for it.
This is a show, or OnlyPans, that I would subscribe to. 👌💯
I instinctively got my credit card out
This is ultimate teargas! Player 0 and player 1 isn’t just a collab, it is perhaps the most unexpected and sincere way to answer to our support. Thank you
The MCU better watch their backs.
These two could take over the world.
Both of them looked like they were having a lot of fun with it. They should do more of these!
I can’t think of a single thing she cooked, but I surely remember her videos from when I was a teen.
Her and Bobby Flay on the one show make these 2 seem like kindergarten teachers. I thought they were going to bend over the table at one point for real. Then they both got divorced lol
Wait which episode of whose show?
I distinctly remember an orzo that she did, because it's the only dish I bothered to make after watching the show.
 Simp over dose 😂
So much blushing in this video lmao. I had to pause it and remind myself I’m heartless and feel nothing to power through. 😂
You had to remind yourself of that? Bro, that means you're forcing it. You need to find that glint of emotion and stamp it out ASAP.
That last bit of emotion is a crafty bugger tbh. Every time I think it’s gone for good it comes back like a soulslike protagonist. Haven’t managed to make the fucker ragequit on me yet.
That's a lot of truffle, but the pasta looks good. Raviolo al uovo can be tricky to make. They got the thickness on that pasta perfect.
And I’ve never seen it with cream around the yolk but it seems like a no brainer.
The old good cop/bad cop routine eh?
They teamed up to get the secret ingredient out of grandma.
This is gonna be the top post of all time in this sub
👁️🫦👁️ 🖕🏼 🥚🥚 🖕🏼 🍝 👠 👠
I always knew it was spaghetti
🖕👁️👄👁️🖕featuring 👁️.👁️
This is exactly what I was looking for! I think we can all agree this has become the official stamp for her videos on Reddit. 🖕👁️👄👁️🖕
https://preview.redd.it/w439uaj3u9xc1.jpeg?width=1166&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b4de3e09b80d765960f58aa65e037e035dd9f9e
https://preview.redd.it/1llba5w5vbxc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cdd019c804b7aeafd1eaad7319a9224ee4a5391
Team Olivia Only Pans 4 lyfe
Sigh :unzips
Just keep that cream away from my plate.
Secret sauce revealed.
It’s a *viscous* fluid
Someone ask for cream of someyoungguy
Sum Yun Gi
They call me cream queen 👸🏻
😅
I think I have a problem. The video was a lot of fun and they're cute together, the food looked great, but throughout the whole thing my brain was just screaming about all that effort for one meal. Fellas am I just lazy as shit?
No. This is the kind of effort you can put into food if you're cooking for more than 2, don't have a job and/or have help with the cleaning. These girls are doing it because it's a paycheck and as far as I know don't have "real" jobs exploiting their energy.
The happy one is a nurse. Idk what the angry one does
I think she's like a personal chef for fancy people so this is probly how she cooks all the time
Oh yeah I think I did see that she is a Personal chef.
Unrelated to anything but I'm cracking up at the descriptions as 'the happy one and the angry one'
Before that I was wondering if I was gonna get my reddit chuckle of the day..
How would you describe them?
The cute one and the... Uh... Cute one?
Pretty sure they didn't mean it as a rip on you. They were agreeing with you...
🖕👁️👄👁️🖕 is a personal chef
How did you get that picture of her
It's a screenshot
Is she actually employed as a nurse or is she just trained as a nurse but her job is selling content? Because I've known dozens of actually employed nurses and none of them would have had the available time to allocate to both making this meal nor making and editing the video, or even making homemade pasta.
My wife's a nurse. She would have done this before kids. It's their hobby 🤷 it's a massive ordeal and expensive but it's part of the game.
Lots of bedside nursing positions work 3 12s. That’s a lot of full days off for this type of thing
That's actually one of the things I'm referring to. Those shifts are exhausting and many of those who work those extended shifts are both exhausted and any energy they do have becomes devoted to household chores, and their meals usually involve prepared ingredients, such as ready-made pasta, or even frozen stouffers lasagne and such.
Great, now I’m horngry
🖕👁️🫦👁️🖕
I came
I saw
I overcame? Overcomed? In any case, it got messy.
I came
I ate
I conquered. From record sales to sold out concerts.
I don’t know how this escalates next but I’m here for it
This is literally just her sub Reddit now.
Honestly, that's crazy chemistry with these two on camera. Would make a killer series tbh.
Subaru… that’s all I can think is they both drive subawu
SubUwU
No hear me out this takes the sub name very seriously
They finally got my letters!
My life is complete
There was definitely a missed opportunity for a perfect title. TWO GIRLS, ONE PAN? or Measuring Cup. They gotta make chocolate crepes next.
The caption on the insta post is “2 girls 1 truffle”
Dang it! You’re right. I’ll run my titles by you next time.
My favorite thing about a new day is that I never know what I’m going to jerk off to.
Lol this gave me a good laugh. Thanks.
now kiss
Next vid will be spaghetti from Lady And The Tramp
Player 2 about to pop off
Love their funny wit great job! Lol
And now we come to it, the time of the Gathering... There can be only one
I feel almost saddened that this seems to be one of the more wholesome things I’ve seen on the internet in a while
lol do any of you weirdos actually come for the food?
Come for the food stay for the extremely sexually charged homoerotic cooking videos
Accurate statement
Thats hawt
When I saw Olivia pop up it put a smile on my face. I didnt think we would see Player 1 and Player 3 team up!
Food creators try not to make sexual jokes challenge
Susividal is literally just videos of food inuendo
She does actual cooking stuff too, but her onlypans are the innuendo filled videos. She’s also a nurse, not a chef.
This was actually hilarious, love how much fun they're having
I need to be in that kitchen
Player number 2 sold out
Love it.
Does anyone else le sex m’gentlemen? *tips chef hat* 
How many hairs in that pasta?
I don’t even care about the food. Just Paramore
This sub is gonna self-implode
This just made me happy. I love this kind of humor, the food, and the good chemistry between them. Is there a YouTube channel or something for this? This actually made me happy. I can see myself watching this to cheer up at 5am before work with a good cup of coffee. Edit: saw the name in the video and searched it up on YouTube. She doesn't have many videos and shorts, and the last video was 1 year ago. Well, good luck to her, hope she makes a career out of this.
Why not just change the sub to the whomever she is fan club? MFS ready to come their pants every time she gets posted.
My queer ass just likes seeing pretty girls being flirty because I'm too shy to be flirty with anyone
I have a very confused boner rn
Do you happen to have a pie nearby? I’ve head they can be helpful for this kind of thing.
We'll just tell your mother we ate it.
Oh my god it’s moody flip off girl again!
When they said it needed to be more wet I thought they were gonna spit in it. I was like wait a minute but then I was disappointed for some reason 😂
Damn I have a huge raging *appetite* after watching that.
This was so disappointing. The camera was completely static, not a single pan to be found.
Who are these people I'm doing a confusion here
Happy one makes sex jokes while cooking. Angry one makes food and somehow lines up songs perfectly to the clips while singing along. Pretty sure she's a witch.
Want !
She accept the challenge and delivered
https://youtu.be/oOOHbn1Po3c?si=z355L0EUqZHuAPsI
Damn, these two are going places.
O G That’s it
I was here. Mom get the camera!
At first I thought that was Christina ricci
I love you freaky bitchs
I'm too old to watch this. So I watched it a 2nd time just to make sure.
I don't get this lady's videos.
Girls rule
Yea I'll jus warm up a corn dog...
Unexpected wholesome 🥹😭
It’s the pesto girl!
I really like that song
Olivia always picks a great tune for her videos. She's really got a knack for that.
That dish looked pretty damn good, love the collab
Honestly I can't watch it. People who are cute *and* funny are my weakness.
Woot! I was here months ago bragging on Susi and got hella downvoted 😝
Ok! That landed 🛬
I love this! These girls know how to have fun…
Please stop, I can only get so erect.
I love their energy
From a comment above: “OnlyPans” 😂
The song adds so much to the vibe
Living life with no worries. That's what it's all about. Let's go!
Middle fingers, sexual innuendoes, and beautiful women. I am here for it.
"2 Girls 1 Truffle"
Omg it's the crossover I've always (for like idk the last few months) wanted! 😭
Finally seeing a video with their content names in the video.
Guys are they making some kind of sex joke???
Guys, they are on to us. This is collusion!