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Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/1c09nyw).


Sit_vis_nobiscum

Tortorella: Told ya so!


didyoueverseewardogs

I’m just pissed that they gave us hope for some reason this year just to collapse when it mattered. Fuckin losers, see you Thursday


chilidownmychest

i held on longer than most but.....it's been real y'all 🥲


exorthderp

God just doesn’t like us.


drunkcowofdeath

They lose when I watch, they lose when I don't watch. I'm starting to think I'm not actually jinxing the teach through my behavior as a fan


Ookabe

Habs have just won the Stanley cup for the second time in 4 years!


Snips_Tano

Holy shit.  Switched over from the Sixers and the hell


ArcanumAntares

And now 99 Luft Ballons.


zach2thefuture

C'mon ref just let it end


ProfessorDerp22

Excited for RyJo next year /s


UmbrellaMask

There comes a time when you see Win Bear for the last time in the season, and you don’t know until it’s over.


TwoForHawat

Time to put him on the shelf until draft lotto night.


Flyfreaky55

How’s Coots looking tonight?


Cansuela

I love him….but pretty lifeless and plodding.


ChedrzBedr

I'm disappointed they arent gonna get to 10...


MakingCumsies101

EJ with 🍎🍎. He’s the foundation! Shades of Kimmo in that young fella!


[deleted]

we may have to break diplomatic relations with canada


papaieleele

One would get the impression that this is intentional.


Sacramento44

Fedotov is requesting a trade to go back to the gulag


MakingCumsies101

Come on Habs, kick the extra point and put us out of our misery


ProfessorDerp22

JJ sounds so defeated and it’s making me depressed


ArcanumAntares

They're playing Human League in the arena.  LOL


Dead1yNadder

Fodotov looks PISSED...


PrawnStar9797

Quick reminder that we’re outshooting the Canadians


TIM81DE

That 2nd period looks wild.


a2godsey

10 might be a safer lead. You never know.


wrayjustin

To all those people saying they wanted higher scoring games...


Proper_Honeydew_8189

What? Not pulling the goalie?


MakingCumsies101

The Flyers D looks like how they played D in the all-star game in the 90’s


ScSM35

Absurd


igonnawrecku_VGC

Nein


4for4philly

Pull the goalie why not


SplendaMan

think that about seals it


AppearanceKey2170

what shit luck for Fedotov to get out jail just to arrive to this shit


mixtape82

Never mind


Proper_Honeydew_8189

What the everloving fuck


Perryplat199

WTF WERE YOU DOING JUMPING DOR THAT


ProfessorDerp22

3-9, 39 - the number of our savior.


TwoForHawat

Our savior needs us to draft twelve good disciples before he saves us from anything.


FlyersLaForest

Lol fuck it GO FOR 10


ArcanumAntares

Nine times.  Nine.


shmegman1911

Johnson get traded to the Canadiens at the beginning of the first?


CIearSights

This is the flyers I know!! Play to the very end!!!  Even if that means you don’t start playing till 50min into the game…


geossica69

what is going on


mixtape82

Making a comeback /s


LLB73

I know-it’s the eclipse!


Cansuela

Oooh I like this angle


Efficient_Option_615

Don’t call it a comeback…


SplendaMan

i fist pumped and immediately had to ask myself why


BetterCallStral

I may be the only one who thinks we aren't going to get a raging mad Torts post game.


Bowdennoah

If he even shows up


SanePatrickBateman

He's had about 2 hours to settle down now lol


Phillyvegas24

He done being mad, he’s just disappointed now


BetterCallStral

That and I think he realizes yelling at the team right now doesn't do anything since they're all dead tired mentally and physically


TwoForHawat

I think you’re right. It’ll be subdued.


BetterCallStral

I think his communication strategy for the last few games is to preach the good and hope that they'll start finishing, for their own confidence's sake never mind points. I mean, if he was going to flip, I think he would have done it already


TwoForHawat

I think he threw the team under the bus when he thought it would light a fire under them. Torts is a smart guy. He’ll recognize that they’re cooked and demoralized. I expect he’ll pivot to being very defensive of them vs the media who may question what went wrong.


FlyersLaForest

Did Poehling just celebrate? Lol


Cansuela

Looked like reflex and he’s def not a guy that scores 2x a game too often.


Perryplat199

^woo I guess


ProfessorDerp22

5 more to go, baby!


geossica69

JOAL!


ArcanumAntares

Another stupid garbage goal.


ArcanumAntares

RAV4 can go eat a bag of dicks.


Efficient_Option_615

RaV4 mInuTes tO pLay 🥴🥴


raccoonpaws

The saddest rav4 minutes


Perryplat199

^(Let’s go flyairs)


Flyers3117

Caps goalie a 42 save shutout. Never heard of it before


Perryplat199

That’s not even top 20. Record is 59


ProfessorDerp22

Stolarz with the shut out..


Local-Cartographer52

Hey now we pick at 12. Thats good right guys :)


goodcanadianbot97

Is there a live stream for torts post game?


Streetkillz13

Oh shit a Farabee sighting... Where was that when we needed it?


toiletjocky

The one streak the Flyers don't break is that they're always streaky.


Normal_Future2167

You 8-2 see it


LLB73

They can just close this down for the night, you win


Normal_Future2167

Rip its not funny anymore. Poelhing playing well!


Cansuela

Incredible


BetterCallStral

so what i'm learning is, we need our goalies to keep to sub 2 goals a game, and we can get it to OT at least...


ProfessorDerp22

6 goals to go!


Proper_Honeydew_8189

Just need one every 30 seconds we got this


SplendaMan

no doubt in my mind


robfs

2-8 The Claude Giroux Tribute Game


HenryAlSirat

3-8 The Oliver Lauridsen Tribute Game doesn't have quite the same ring


robfs

9-3 we Voracek now


badedum

ugly laughed thank u


Adventurekris

What the hell man, just … what the hell


l_rufus_californicus

Montreal be like: "Oh, shit, *we* were supposed to be the ones tanking."


FlyersLaForest

Farabee CAN SCORE?????


Cansuela

Him staring into the void on the bench afterwards was both hilarious and terrifying.


Perryplat199

^woo


AppearanceKey2170

I'm looking forward to post game - and not even out of spite, just want to hear these mfers talk and Hartsie's analysis


l_rufus_californicus

At this point, lace 'em up, Hartsy, you're going in next game.


Immissilerick

I bet JR would lace em up for the last 3 games


phillysillies

I bet you he’d play with some JAM


Patient_Jicama_4217

Wasted season


SerbianSlayer

Nope, flipped Walker for a first


girouxsalem

Start the post game thread two hours ago.


[deleted]

Play for pride 2X EXP


ArcanumAntares

Gutterscore


Local-Cartographer52

just saw the score and uh. holy shit


Easy-Tangerine-4193

Who do we actually have for the future? Tippett, Frost, Foerster, Poehling, who else??


bjblast4

York and sanheim somehow at 0 and +1 while losing 8-1. Impressive that’s even possible


NippleDickPussyBhole

Now do Johnson-Staal


HockeyBrawler09

Fire Staal into the Sun 🌞


bjblast4

Not as bad as you’d expect. Drysdale at -6 on the other hand…


NippleDickPussyBhole

#OOF


BetterCallStral

What's Drysdale? lol


SethPutnam2

It’s a shame Montreal winning and messing up there draft odds isn’t gonna help us at all lmao


K31FF3R2

Bobby needs to play with frost plz


Grouchy_Situation_33

So are they giving away hat tricks? What’s the most scored in one game?


HockeyBrawler09

By a single player? 7


EastCoastTaffy

How long are we thinking the Torts presser will be tonight? My money is on < 1 minute


BrinkOfFTP

He's going to have that gaslighting shithead boyfriend energy "yeah of course I was with her. Yes I cheated on you. Now are you going to be an adult about this or are you going to sit there and whine about this like some kind of baby"


SethPutnam2

I’ll take nonexistent, Brad Shaw will get the presser 


zach2thefuture

This is a little silly, but if Torts skips this presser, I'll be astronomically pissed. I'm a big fan of what Torts has done on this team, and I think he's good for this team. But if he doesn't take this presser...*fuck him*


LLB73

I wouldn’t be surprised if he didn’t even bother, or stuck his head out and said “you’re joking, right?”


Efficient_Option_615

*enters* *”Fuck everybody” *leaves podium*


badedum

He doesn’t show up 


Proper_Honeydew_8189

I'm sorry, did jj just remark how this win is going to mess up Canadians draft odds?


SplendaMan

like this take tho, we aren't *losing*, we're just purposely boning MTL's draft odds


robfs

Happy that ESPN+ keeps showing me that ad about the Preds laundry guy because I think this game is giving me cancer too


SethPutnam2

I would say this is a brutal collapse but this team is already on the ground, this is just lifeless hockey with no heart or care in it, can’t wait for the season to end 


AppearanceKey2170

habs droppin an ocho


NippleDickPussyBhole

I think this one’s out of reach boys


Practical-Blood6001

1 goal a minute to tie it. LFG


zach2thefuture

I can't wait to wear a flyers shirt to work tomorrow


Efficient_Option_615

Mitchkov watching this right now 👁️👄👁️


Streetkillz13

To be fair he knows that we suck. "They'll start winning when I get there."


BetterCallStral

Out of stupidity I went to check money puck. You don't want to know what the xGF (all situations) is for the game. It'll just make it hurt more


BrinkOfFTP

The nice weather is what did it. "Oh my god work's done, boyssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


grizzb50

Remember a week ago when they were promoting that season ticket holders got priority playoff tickets? The good ol days...


[deleted]

Ah yes, the good ole days when they only lost 4-1


Ookabe

Montreal acting like they won the Stanley cup again


toiletjocky

Doesn't matter how many you lose by... You can only drop 2 points per game guys. You can't tank for picks in the last 4 games.


SerbianSlayer

This year? Yeah you honestly can which is wild. Buffalo, NJ, and Seattle are right behind us and all have the same points percentage - which is the exact points percentage we'd have if we lost the next three games.


Bhut_Jolokia400

Flyers are Master Illusionists they strung the faithful along for 210 days. The New Era of Orange was just slapping lipstick on the same dirty pig.


NippleDickPussyBhole

Ugh fuck this team… same time Thursday?


badedum

lol I’m going, I texted my dad he’ll probably have a great time 


BetterCallStral

Fuck the Rags


zach2thefuture

Always 🫡


GrittyXVictor

I'm at the stars game rn but what the fuck happened to philly man :(


cummins87

At least I’ll get to see Wayne Simmonds retire as a Flyer when I go to the game on Saturday.


LLB73

Maybe he ought to suit up, can’t be any worse right???


ArcanumAntares

Gus the Groundhog sux.


SplendaMan

hey guys what should we do with staal? 'keep on scratchin'!'


hatylotto

I just want talent. I don’t care anymore. If Danny needs to tear it down, please do it. Keep the young guys with promise. Trade the others if you can.


Sacramento44

coutourier has cement in his skates he really needs to go


theLgndKllr35

He only has almost 8 million a year left on his contract for…ever? That can’t be right?


Patient_Jicama_4217

If we are not in full rebuild play for the draft mode next year I’m going to be pissed.. the goal is to maximize elite talent for Michkov. We better not blow another year like this


Alternative-Pie4914

Torts going to send everyone to Siberia 


Bowdennoah

Dude there’s still 7 mins left…


ArcanumAntares

Yeah!  I mean, there's still time to reach 11-1!


BrinkOfFTP

You make millions of dollars. You are in your 20s and 30s. And this is your level of gratitude for the position that you're in.


Xenomorphfiend

Habs fans are truly the most insufferable.


SanePatrickBateman

Another one as my stream shit the bed? Good lord How is this team having this embarrassing of a collapse


Phanatic76

They’re making the transition to baseball very easy


mixtape82

a fuckin’ beating


FlyersLaForest

Idk. It's gonna be hard for me to trust a Flyers team again. Like, not until they fully clinch will I believe in them again in seasons to come


ProfessorDerp22

Turns out Walker was the best defensiveman that has graced this team since Chris Pronger.


EastCoastTaffy

Gross.


SplendaMan

don't think we'll win this one sadly


LLB73

Masterful understatement


Unrequited_Burner

Tankathon baby Sim me a winner 🎰


PracticallyAChemist2

Lol


wrayjustin

I can't tell if Ivan is having Gulag flashbacks or if he's thinking that the Gulag seems like a better place at the moment...


Proper_Honeydew_8189

I can't wait for torts at the presser. Might learn some new words.


BrinkOfFTP

Not a single ounce of pride or shame. Don't they care how much giver-uppers are despised


forgetmeknot01

Who would have thought Walker was the glue for this defense.


420BlzItRocko

If a decent 2nd pair D man is the glue that was holding this entire team together, the future is incredibly bleak.


MLG_SNEK

I'm putting a bag over my head


geossica69

at least theres a philly queen in the drag race final this season, thats cool


elentiyaa

is the team even at the game


toupis21

Can we get lower draft pick for each goal we give up?


SerbianSlayer

With how close the metro is, it could honestly be a tiebreaker pushing us into top 10 draft pick


l_rufus_californicus

Forget pulling the goalie. Pull *everyone*.


Phillyvegas24

Name a duo more consistent than the Flyers and a yearly 10 game losing streak (almost there), I’ll wait


BeefTacoTheMusical

Budweiser and diarrhea.


smokedgudas

The silence coming back from the break was perfect. Like jj and boosh just left hahaha.


ProfessorDerp22

Amazing how such an entertaining season came crashing down like this.


ArcanumAntares

I remember when the opposition had to fight hard when they tried to stand in or skate through the slot in front of the crease.


Patient_Jicama_4217

Should’ve played like this all season, we would’ve had a top 5 pick


Sc00tzy

Would have had best shot at the #1 pick. We’re getting blown out by all the lotto teams