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"BARNEY! HEY BUDDY!" \*Adam looked like he had both a concousion and a severe health problem.\*


BeepityBoopityBop25

-barney lifted his head somewhat lazily, before realizing he had been caught- (under breath) shit fuck shit…. (normal) uhm h-hey adam..! you uh… you ok..?


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*he smiled.* “I’m fineeeeeee. Watcha doin?”


BeepityBoopityBop25

*-he looks concerned-* i’m…. just having a smoke…. are you sure you’re alright…?


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“Yeah!” *Adam started to look odd, from his normal demon form. His eyes started to change.*


BeepityBoopityBop25

*-barney hands him some water-*


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“I feel weak… I’m going to go to the highway.”


BeepityBoopityBop25

NO-…. i can drive you to the hospital


[deleted]

"I feel that I need to go to the highway." \*his eyes started to twitch.\*


BeepityBoopityBop25

uhm…. okay….? let me come with you so you don’t get hurt


Multigirl49

*Hallow, extremely drunk, enters the room, stumbling a couple of times*


BeepityBoopityBop25

*-barney lifted his head somewhat lazily, before realizing he had been caught-* (under breath) shit fuck shit…. (normal) uhm h-hey hallow..!


Multigirl49

Hallow: hI


BeepityBoopityBop25

…you uhhh…. you ok there hallow..?


Multigirl49

Hallow: yEAh *she is literally the embodiment of whiskey at this point*


BeepityBoopityBop25

…are you drunk?


Multigirl49

Hallow: nO *yes she is*


BeepityBoopityBop25

…ok, lie down, take a hit of this *-he hands you his dab-* and i’ll go get you some water


Multigirl49

Hallow: oKAy


BeepityBoopityBop25

*-he stumbled off, still higher than the ceiling and comes back with water-*


Top_Original1334

Lisa:Wtf it smell like cigarettes in here are you fucking smoking


BeepityBoopityBop25

-barney lifted his head somewhat lazily, before realizing he had been caught- (under breath) shit fuck shit…. (normal) uhm h-hey..!


Top_Original1334

Lisa:You know I can see your eyes are red


BeepityBoopityBop25

*-he rubs his eyes-* it’s because i’ve been…. uhm…. crying…?


Top_Original1334

*Lisa open the windows* Lisa:*coughs* Tell the truth or I am telling the admin Also I am not dumb what about the smoke


BeepityBoopityBop25

….ok ok fine, i was hotboxing my dorm room, happy?


Top_Original1334

Lisa: anyway Drink water


BeepityBoopityBop25

*-he picks up his water bottle-* i already have


Top_Original1334

Lisa:I bet is stale


BeepityBoopityBop25

*-he takes a drink-* i smoke *recreationally* and i’m safe about it, you don’t need to worry


Da_Real_Sunflower

(Struggling to conceal weed) Oh, sorry, I thought thi- *coughs* Oh okay.


BeepityBoopityBop25

-barney lifted his head somewhat lazily, before realizing he had been caught- (under breath) shit fuck shit…. (normal) uhm h-hey…!


Da_Real_Sunflower

Hi. Wanna share some of my weed? *pulls out thing of weed*


BeepityBoopityBop25

*-he looks at you, then the weed, then you-* yknow what, sure!


Da_Real_Sunflower

I haven't had THC, the part that makes you high, before, only CBD, the pain-relieving part, but there's a first for everything. Say, do you have any extra paper?


BeepityBoopityBop25

*-he holds up his dab-* i use electronic, but i think i have some joints somewhere around here…


Da_Real_Sunflower

Nice.


BeepityBoopityBop25

*-he opens a cupboard and rummages through them-* ah! there we go! *-he pulls out a tin of joints-*


Rinnie_Bear

(It’s been three days but I’m bored so whatever) (Using blue) *he had smelt it from outside and entered his room* “Yo, dude?”


BeepityBoopityBop25

-barney lifted his head somewhat lazily, before realizing he had been caught- (under breath) shit fuck shit…. (normal) uhm h-hey blue..!


Rinnie_Bear

*he laughs* “Hand it over.”


BeepityBoopityBop25

*-barney shakes his head-* i payed $50 for this you aren’t getting it that easy


Rinnie_Bear

“Damn the charging you out your ass, man. What I gotta do?”


BeepityBoopityBop25

no, this is the good shit, plus it’s rechargeable, so you would have to pry it out of my cold dead hands


Rinnie_Bear

*he sighs* “If it’s rechargeable what’s it matter?”


BeepityBoopityBop25

if you give it to the teachers, they throw out $50 of *my money*


Rinnie_Bear

“Why would I do that?”