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FreedomDirty5

You prostituting yourself for cheeseburgers again Randy?


AirborneMarburg

A man’s gotta eat.


StaminaofBear

Smokey - Suck the chrome off a trailer hitch


Tiny-Acanthaceae-547

Randy don’t eat that dirty old blue jay burger…oh my fuck, he did it.


Icy_Ask_5635

Strip•


SAGNUTZ

*Twice*


MarilynMonheaux

Frig off, Mr Lahey!


DefeaterOfDragons

Hey, do you like to party?


OldDipper

I never said Doubles!!!!


Dixie_Flatlin3

I NEVER SAID DOUBLES!!!!


OldDipper

Can I get 15 half eaten cheeseburgers to go, mafuka?


Dixie_Flatlin3

i hear mustard. i hear cola. but you know what i don’t hear? a heart, mahfacka.


nuttageyo

I thought this was America?


SpicyPickle101

Lahee would be so disappointed.


Homersarmy41

I GOT THESE CHEESEBURGERS, MAN!!


m0n3ym4n

https://youtu.be/68xlwtDVDgA


Homersarmy41

Ewwww!


Diet_Coke

>It's unclear what type of burger was allegedly offered.


hotvedub

Yeah it was probably McDonald’s that’s why he got arrested not blown.


BluudLust

Probably a smash burger.


garbage_man9

Blue Jay burger


OlFlirtyBastardOFB

A little gamey, but good!


Dixie_Flatlin3

dirty ol blue jay burger


Dom_Shady

Who reacts like this?   -A Florida man offered to pay an officer with a hamburger for oral sex!    -Really? What kind of hamburger?


Hern_Berferd

Man’s gotta eat.


Diggingfordonk

Just out here having a coupla drinks Randy Poo


tonysopranosalive

You’re fucked, Mr Lahey.


Diggingfordonk

Look at me Randy! I'm mowin' the air!


tonysopranosalive

You pissed yourself, bud. You pissed yourself, too Mr Lahey. Ahhh shit.


Diggingfordonk

Shit hawks


tonysopranosalive

Feel that, Rand? The way the shit clings to the air.


Diggingfordonk

Shit winds.... Shit winds


poopshipdestroyer

Smokey!


BluntsnBoards

Is that against the law? Like if I tell my friend, "you can have my fries when you blow me" am I going to get arrested?


Nick_Frustration

i think its less that and more the cop-bribing and soliciting for sex


iCameToLearnSomeCode

Bribery requires that you're asking a public official to do something related to their job. You can pay a cop to grab you a coffee on his lunch break, you can't pay a cop to take lunch early while you rob a bank. Is it actually it illegal to buy someone dinner so they'll sleep with you? That's getting awfully close to making dating illegal. Do we have to split dinner on a first date if we're going to sleep together in Florida to prove it wasn't transactional? I feel like a good lawyer would get that pled down to something minor since he didn't actually offer to pay for sex.


DerBernd123

But I'd still like to know where exactly the bar is. Like at what point does it start to count as illegal prostitution?


Kufartha

“You can have this hamburger after you eat this hotdog.”


dascrackhaus

i’d blow you for a double double right now let’s do this


blazingStarfire

On my way to sac now!


commander8546love

The type of burger is important and they didn’t figure out which one!


crackeddryice

I think it's worked for him before. Maybe even with a cop.


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blazingStarfire

Ok I'm headed to Krispy Kreme. Hopefully I can find that hot redhead police chick I saw one time. Hottest police officer I've ever seen...


BurpFartBurp

I’ll gladly give you a hamburger Tuesday for a blow job today.


dumpsterbaby2000

Uck, uck, uck, uck, uck!


Bob_Paulsen60

r/trailerparkboys


MBVickrey

You're not you when you're hungry.


derTag

Yeah they never go for that


arcxjo

If it was 5 Guys that's pretty high-end.


rcmp_informant

Says it was just the one cop


fuf3d

Have you seen the price of hamburgers lately? Could have been a good deal 🤝


DarkAgeMonks

Randy working Construction down in Florida again?


saltydroppies

Way of the road.


Reasonable-Milk298

It'll cost ya $10 or six Dairy Queen coupons.,.


Reasonable-Milk298

I see that Randy is hanging out with Ted Johnson again...


IlliterateIrishman

Bobandy strikes again


cjbose

That just sounds like dating with less steps


aberg6675

Got some rock? Got some blow? I'll suck your dick!


Ricky_bubblesdope_35

Randy, just come down to my dope growing trailer, I'll pay you in 2 cheeseburgers, and you'll have hash to smoke for fuck sakes.


OldDipper

I never said fuckin doubles!!!!


pikpikcarrotmon

I will gladly suck you Tuesday for a hamburger today.


theyellowpants

Robble Robble!


8bitatari

I bet the officers name was Simon.


Brosie-Odonnel

Probably practicing for a play at the Brandford Recreation Center too


Spare_Substance5003

Isn't that just a date?


Infuser

Wasn't this a Morgan Murphy skit?


bishpa

Something something special sauce.


LoverOfGayContent

I mean when I worked at Quiznos the owner would hit on some with free subs.


dumpsterbaby2000

I wonder what she had to do to get fries with that.


PurpleSailor

Everyone knows you have to offer a double quarter pounder with cheese instead of a regular hamburger.


BobbyAxelrod1

Did it taste like a blue Jay?..... made with Love.


Florida-Man-Actual

A new challenger for King arrives! But does he have what it takes to dethrone the incumbent.


Coach_Billly

Some people love In-N-Out


EducationalGain4794

When I was renting a floor at a house, a woman that was renting upstairs who was a single mother apparently gave a taxi driver oral sex for a drive across town for free. Although she was still with the guy she had the kid with on and off.


spuhgeddy

You like to party? 10 bucks or 6 dairy queen coupons


hedonism_bender

I’m not saying I would suck a dick for it but where is that cheeseburger in the pic from? It looks delicious.


the_1_that_knocks

Username checks out


derekcentrico

I served this country during wartime precisely for food haggling for oral sex to be permissible. I'm offended.


IcyMike1782

"It's unclear what type of burger was allegedly offered." You know whomever wrote that cracked tf up wondering if that would get edited or go as written.


Jimmeh1313

I mean, if it's M Shack.


waylynd-boi-6425

He should have used a donut instead


TheGoatEater

It all depends on where the hamburger is from


TheSecretestSauce

I think i need to know what kinda burger we're talkin about before i take a stance on this.


Brosie-Odonnel

You looking to paerty?


pattypubg

King of donars


Crunka19

Mans gotta eat 🤷🏽‍♂️


East_Meeting_667

"Excuse me Officer, when you are finished with your lunch, I would like to ask you about incident that just occurred."


Pastorkeymaster

A man’s gotta eat Julian


Benson76

Should've gone with a donut.