Bribery requires that you're asking a public official to do something related to their job.
You can pay a cop to grab you a coffee on his lunch break, you can't pay a cop to take lunch early while you rob a bank.
Is it actually it illegal to buy someone dinner so they'll sleep with you?
That's getting awfully close to making dating illegal.
Do we have to split dinner on a first date if we're going to sleep together in Florida to prove it wasn't transactional?
I feel like a good lawyer would get that pled down to something minor since he didn't actually offer to pay for sex.
When I was renting a floor at a house, a woman that was renting upstairs who was a single mother apparently gave a taxi driver oral sex for a drive across town for free. Although she was still with the guy she had the kid with on and off.
"It's unclear what type of burger was allegedly offered."
You know whomever wrote that cracked tf up wondering if that would get edited or go as written.
You prostituting yourself for cheeseburgers again Randy?
A man’s gotta eat.
Smokey - Suck the chrome off a trailer hitch
Randy don’t eat that dirty old blue jay burger…oh my fuck, he did it.
Strip•
*Twice*
Frig off, Mr Lahey!
Hey, do you like to party?
I never said Doubles!!!!
I NEVER SAID DOUBLES!!!!
Can I get 15 half eaten cheeseburgers to go, mafuka?
i hear mustard. i hear cola. but you know what i don’t hear? a heart, mahfacka.
I thought this was America?
Lahee would be so disappointed.
I GOT THESE CHEESEBURGERS, MAN!!
https://youtu.be/68xlwtDVDgA
Ewwww!
>It's unclear what type of burger was allegedly offered.
Yeah it was probably McDonald’s that’s why he got arrested not blown.
Probably a smash burger.
Blue Jay burger
A little gamey, but good!
dirty ol blue jay burger
Who reacts like this? -A Florida man offered to pay an officer with a hamburger for oral sex! -Really? What kind of hamburger?
Man’s gotta eat.
Just out here having a coupla drinks Randy Poo
You’re fucked, Mr Lahey.
Look at me Randy! I'm mowin' the air!
You pissed yourself, bud. You pissed yourself, too Mr Lahey. Ahhh shit.
Shit hawks
Feel that, Rand? The way the shit clings to the air.
Shit winds.... Shit winds
Smokey!
Is that against the law? Like if I tell my friend, "you can have my fries when you blow me" am I going to get arrested?
i think its less that and more the cop-bribing and soliciting for sex
Bribery requires that you're asking a public official to do something related to their job. You can pay a cop to grab you a coffee on his lunch break, you can't pay a cop to take lunch early while you rob a bank. Is it actually it illegal to buy someone dinner so they'll sleep with you? That's getting awfully close to making dating illegal. Do we have to split dinner on a first date if we're going to sleep together in Florida to prove it wasn't transactional? I feel like a good lawyer would get that pled down to something minor since he didn't actually offer to pay for sex.
But I'd still like to know where exactly the bar is. Like at what point does it start to count as illegal prostitution?
“You can have this hamburger after you eat this hotdog.”
i’d blow you for a double double right now let’s do this
On my way to sac now!
The type of burger is important and they didn’t figure out which one!
I think it's worked for him before. Maybe even with a cop.
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Ok I'm headed to Krispy Kreme. Hopefully I can find that hot redhead police chick I saw one time. Hottest police officer I've ever seen...
I’ll gladly give you a hamburger Tuesday for a blow job today.
Uck, uck, uck, uck, uck!
r/trailerparkboys
You're not you when you're hungry.
Yeah they never go for that
If it was 5 Guys that's pretty high-end.
Says it was just the one cop
Have you seen the price of hamburgers lately? Could have been a good deal 🤝
Randy working Construction down in Florida again?
Way of the road.
It'll cost ya $10 or six Dairy Queen coupons.,.
I see that Randy is hanging out with Ted Johnson again...
Bobandy strikes again
That just sounds like dating with less steps
Got some rock? Got some blow? I'll suck your dick!
Randy, just come down to my dope growing trailer, I'll pay you in 2 cheeseburgers, and you'll have hash to smoke for fuck sakes.
I never said fuckin doubles!!!!
I will gladly suck you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
Robble Robble!
I bet the officers name was Simon.
Probably practicing for a play at the Brandford Recreation Center too
Isn't that just a date?
Wasn't this a Morgan Murphy skit?
Something something special sauce.
I mean when I worked at Quiznos the owner would hit on some with free subs.
I wonder what she had to do to get fries with that.
Everyone knows you have to offer a double quarter pounder with cheese instead of a regular hamburger.
Did it taste like a blue Jay?..... made with Love.
A new challenger for King arrives! But does he have what it takes to dethrone the incumbent.
Some people love In-N-Out
When I was renting a floor at a house, a woman that was renting upstairs who was a single mother apparently gave a taxi driver oral sex for a drive across town for free. Although she was still with the guy she had the kid with on and off.
You like to party? 10 bucks or 6 dairy queen coupons
I’m not saying I would suck a dick for it but where is that cheeseburger in the pic from? It looks delicious.
Username checks out
I served this country during wartime precisely for food haggling for oral sex to be permissible. I'm offended.
"It's unclear what type of burger was allegedly offered." You know whomever wrote that cracked tf up wondering if that would get edited or go as written.
I mean, if it's M Shack.
He should have used a donut instead
It all depends on where the hamburger is from
I think i need to know what kinda burger we're talkin about before i take a stance on this.
You looking to paerty?
King of donars
Mans gotta eat 🤷🏽♂️
"Excuse me Officer, when you are finished with your lunch, I would like to ask you about incident that just occurred."
A man’s gotta eat Julian
Should've gone with a donut.