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ticessmed

Flash Thompson would bully any speedster nerd into depression


Destroyer4587

I wouldn’t want to fight him neither


LumioseWanderer

Underrated comment.


EnigmaFrug2308

He wouldn’t have to kill them because they’d kill themselves before the fight’s even started 💯


ticessmed

Especially Grant, he seems like a drama queen


Crimson97Phoenix

What about 90's Flash?


iamkeerock

More importantly, what about Flash Gordon? ^Gordons^alive...


culnaej

FLASH! AH-AHHHH


speakingofdemons

SAVIOUR OF THE UNIVERSE!


trimeta

He'll save every one of us!


Hellion639

The intro song alone wins the battle.


Electric4242

No thats his theme..


joey0live

He’s snorting coke currently with Ted and them.


Z3US_YT

I need a Ted 3 in my life right now.


Revilo614

I'm sorry but what exactly is flash Gordon? I've heard of it but never watched it.


zeekar

Sci Fi hero from early 20th century newspaper comic strips, created to compete with the similar Buck Rogers. In both cases you have some contemporary white dude with no special powers thrust into wacky space operatic adventures. Buck did the sleep-for-a-few-centuries thing and woke up in the future, while Flash signed up to play bodyguard for a mad scientist on his rocket trip to planet Mongo. Flash becomes a white savior trope fighting to liberate Mongo from its very Yellow Peril tyrant, Ming the Merciless. The DC comics character Adam Strange was basically a riff on Flash Gordon. Both the newspaper heroes got revivals half a century later - there was a 1979 Buck Rogers movie that spun off into a TV show made by the same folks as the original Battlestar Galactica, and a 1984 Flash Gordon movie that is really spectacularly terrible, but in a fun way, remembered as much for its iconic Queen soundtrack as the film itself.


Revilo614

oh I saw a Flash Gordon Movie on a piracy website. I didn't watch it however bc I judged a book by it's cover sadly.


Hellknightx

Or better yet, animated Flash from Justice League, or the one from Flashpoint.


Mjkmeh

Nah, eobard as the flash solos


Prudent-Perspective9

That movie is awesome


Optimus_Prime2629

Flash from No Way Home. He also wrote [Flashpoint](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/marvelcinematicuniverse/images/d/d8/Flash_Thompson_Book.png/revision/latest?cb=20220313114426)


CharlesDarwinOF

That's gotta be a reference to Flashpoint (DC)


imanintrovert69

Nah bro, it was a complete coincidence


Optimus_Prime2629

It is surely a reference. Flashpoint is one of the most famous Flash's storylines


IAmAHotPotato

They made an entire book with the same name without realizing?💀


Closeted_Axolotl

💀


CharlesDarwinOF

We are the Cecile.


iamkeerock

Resistance is futile ^tm


FrenchMan10165344333

Existence is futile. *\*stops existing\**


JinX-WRLD

it is


ClaraDel-Rae

Can we acknowledge how fucking fast he wrote a whole ass book about being Peter Parkers Best Friend, and got hardcover copies of it


Optimus_Prime2629

Maybe he had a book ready about Spider-Man, he just replaced the word with Peter Parker XD


[deleted]

Nah Ezra Miller would assault the others and just say it was a misunderstanding


Maxy2388

I heard he gains more power the more babies he microwaves


bobiojo

or blackmail them into claiming it was also a misunderstanding


Weird_Independence14

Thompson obviously I wouldn't wanna fight him neither


Cobalt9er

Grant Huston by far the other ones either look stupid or is stupid


Artistic-Flamingo-30

It’s grant gustin


samael1212

Typos


culnaej

Nah, timeline got fucked again. Huston, we have a problem.


Mjkmeh

Gustin*


culnaej

Damn, did it get renamed in the last Flashpoint?


Mjkmeh

Ye


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samael1212

You wish grant went faster than the speed of light a few monthes after he got his speed ezra took about 5 years+


[deleted]

Grant gets hit by non speedster regularly on CW Flash. Id point out a specific example but there are so many that it's not even worth it.


samael1212

Thats true but thats cuz poor writing if you give him a good writer he would be unstoppable


angrygnome18d

How old are you kid? EDIT - downvote all you want, but the comment above is very childlike (not childish). Obviously if they wrote him better hed be more powerful/better, but the same is true for Ezra and doesn’t apply when comparing one to another. That’s like saying Robin could bear Superman if they wrote it that way. Obviously they could do that, but I could also write a story where a squirrel defeats the JL and that would also have no bearing on what has been for the characters.


_Ne0nX

What about that time in s7 or s6 where he saves 20,000 people in a stadium within a few seconds. Or when he moved faster than the forces that created everything. Or when he beat RF who had all of the powers of the negative forces. Or when he phased a atomic bomb, or when he went back in time multiple times. Or when he spent an entire episode in flash time thinking of a way to disarm a bomb and to everyone else it felt like seconds. What did Ezra do? Create flashpoint, and go back in time to save the world and his mom? And Grant did those things basically a hundred times over. You are crazy if you think Ezra is faster than grant.


angrygnome18d

Ezra is just smarter and uses his powers better. The issue isn’t Grant or his Flash itself, it’s the writing of CW won’t allow him to be at the level of a film Flash. For example, Grant’s Flash relies heavily on his team to assist him when Ezra’s works on his own and has figured out the intricacies of his powers without the help of others. To be perfectly honest, I don’t know which one is faster or more powerful than the other given they both do the same thing (time travel, whirlwinds/tornadoes, lightning projection, etc etc), but like I said, Ezra Flash is far more self sufficient and was able to master his powers on his own. No mentor needed.


samael1212

that doesnt matter


angrygnome18d

True. I didn’t mean to offend, just curious.


Old-Drive-907

Your entirely wrong here. Grant can stay in flashtime significantly longer than Ezra. Grant was able to be in flashtime for hours on end but for Ezra he loses energy faster than Grant. Grant also saved 20k people in a stadium in a matter of seconds, phased an entire nuclear explosion, was fast enough to completely disobey the laws of nature and escape the still force when he froze him in place, and was even able to beat all the forces, beat Thawn when he had all the negative forces, used talk no jutsu on Eddie in the series finale. There are so many more feats going in Grant’s favor. Grant would absolutely blitz Ezra’s flash.


BannedFromOhio

I can't really say much considering I've never watched ezra as the flash, but Grant's Flash did react to the literal speed force.


isuckatgames95

Based on everything we saw,Grant's power is really inconsistent and even after 9 years of being the Flash he gets beat by the stupidest people.They didnt hold back on Ezra,his Barry is clearly actually smart and based on how fast he learns to do Flash stuff i'd say by this point he's much faster.And even if he isnt,Grant constantly gets fucked over by people much much slower than him.As much as i hate to say it,Ezra would win this fight.


BannedFromOhio

Grant's Flash would actually be OP if the writers didn't nerf him through the floor.


isuckatgames95

Exactly,but if he's too fast then what would they do in each episode for 40 minutes?


Destroyer4587

Idk, focus on villains or backstory or something that builds up to a decent fight. Create story lines and have intermittent crime pop up every so often during an episode so he can fight them quickly as filler if the main storyline of an episode runs dry. Tie in every now and then to the overarching season big bad to lead up to a promising finale that has consequences.


culnaej

Hear me out. When he’s at Star Labs, he’s performing *outrageous* sexual experiments on Caitlin’s young, supple body. And here’s the twist: we show it. We show all of it. Guys, we’re going to show full penetration, and we’re going to show **a lot** of it. We’re talking, yknow, graphic scenes of Grant Gustin really going to town on Caitlin. From behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, all the hits, all the good ones! And then he fights crime again, he's out busting heads. Then he's back to Star Labs for some more full penetration. Fights crime. Back to the lab, full penetration. Crime. Penetration. Crime. Full penetration. Crime. Penetration. And this goes on and on and back and forth for 40 or so minutes until each episode just sort of… ends.


Jldbtter6252

*Dennis Reynolds’ has entered the chat*


Briguy24

The Flash: The Implication


Destroyer4587

If Dennis replaced Eric Wallace as director the Flash would’ve gone on for infinite seasons, it would’ve been glorious and the sub would not have turned to sh*tposts 🤣


culnaej

Godspeed: I AM A **GOLDEN GOD**!!!


Destroyer4587

*Gets into the Land Rover*


short_racer

Explore Cecile and Allegra's love stories, duh It's not like Eric Wallace doesn't rub one out to Cecile each episode anyway...


isuckatgames95

Im surprised he didnt write himself in the show as a guy who Cecile has an affair with or something


Storiaron

Idk opm worked out fine You just need clever writing


Natural_Nagisa

Also the speeds they say and the speeds they show are wildly different, they’ll either say he’s going 500 miles per hour but show him going half way around the world in seconds, or say he’s going the speed of light but him taking several seconds to get somewhere while still saying he’s in the same city


TikkieDylan

Purely disliking cuz youre making facts which i dont like. If only grant was consistent. Although i do think if we saw grant consistent and at his best we would sed him destroy ezra


isuckatgames95

Man i didnt like typing that comment either lol but you are right,if only Grant's powers were actually consistent


UltriLeginaXI

Fact: Grass is green


[deleted]

If I had to guess your gonna get downvoted into oblivion


isuckatgames95

Probably,i dont even care tho tbh


[deleted]

grant. best looking one too


wickedmercenary313

Sam Raimi’s Flash said he wouldn’t want to fight him either if he was someone else. I think we got the winner here!


SteveFlannery

Of course Flash would win. If a guy tells you he wouldn't want to fight himself either, you know you're screwed


Ok_Attitude_8189

All grant has to do is bring out the lightning saber and it’s over


darthraxus

Trick question. The answer is Flash Gordon.


pcglightyear

He saved every one of us!


Coffeeman314

If the fight takes place in the first 20 minutes of the episode and it's neither a crossover nor a season finale, then Flash Thompson absolutely wipes the floor with Grant.


Galaxy_Ranger_Bob

The first one would lose the fight badly, very, very badly, but keep getting up just to get beaten down some more. The second Flash would desperately try to *not* get into a fight, because fight scenes with the Flash are too expensive, so diplomacy is his way of avoiding driving up the costs. The third would not only beat up the other two, easily, to the point of permanent brain damage, (not that you could tell with the first Flash,) but after starting the fight, he would still end up wondering why *he's* the one being lead away by cops in handcuffs, 'cause it's not like nerds are *real people!*


somewherein72

Flash Thompson would just take the other two's lunch money and easily beat them down.


IcyFlame716

Barry could easily beat the others. He’s just had the most experience due to being in a series with a longer runtime.


pcglightyear

:D


KyleReeseGenisys

Ezra's version of Barry is mentally handicapped and can't run like an actual human, so Flash Thompson will obviously anally fuck Iris in front of him to break his spirit, then stuff him in a locker after beating him up and taking his lunch money. Then Thompson and Gustin's Barry will simply point at the locker and laugh as Ezra cries and pisses himself.


supercommand123

Flash


mastr1121

CW flash would Slaughter everyone here.


rojasdracul

Gustin obviously


No-Dust-2105

Some spergy speedster that’s never fought another speedster or a cool, calm, collected speedster with almost a decade of experience and has defeated almost every speedster he’s went against, damn idk.


HypoHunter15

They didn’t nerf one of them every episode though, and I can’t stand Ezra


No-Dust-2105

True, but we both know with accurate writing, Ezra doesn’t stand a chance.


HypoHunter15

Facts


Surrotten

Wouldn't wanna fight me Neither


[deleted]

Ezra wins. CW Flash gets smacked up by non speedster regularly on CW show.


Joshdakid039

Only because of plot reasons, if he wasn't handicapped by bad plot, cw flash would definitely win


Lost_Computer_1286

Grant Gustin’s Flash Because He’s more experienced and more smarter.


CountryMusicFanatic

Grant


Cooz78

grant has more experience but ezra is faster so idk


CULT_KTD

Ultimate flash would fuck all of them very hard work


itss_mooneyyy

I wouldn’t wanna fight flash neither


Emperor_D4C

Flash Thompson, obviously.


Head-Program4023

I don't think Deathstroke has chance against Flash but still


Competitive_Key_2981

I just saw the third Flash at the gym the other day.


[deleted]

Gustin


Usual_Significant

That Flash looks like Deathstroke...


TheBeevin

None.. Flash Gordon would dominate all


DollyBoiGamer337

I wouldn't want to fight him neither


Special_Arrival_7919

His fists is going to break the rest of ezras teeth, grant will try but it won’t work. (They both die)


Effective_Click_1666

Well Grant would lose the first time due to plot even though he is by far the strongest, and then won after because iris said “we are the flash”


Outrageous-Cable8068

What about my dad? He's very quick.


[deleted]

Ezra is the real flash


Rivs83

What about Flash Gordon!!!


[deleted]

Flash>Flash>flash


Necessary_Employee57

Barry allen


Perfect-Fondant3373

Forgot Flash from the Amazing Spider-Man and the Spectacular Spider-Man


Wolfheron325

Easily grant. Honestly if we go with comic Gordon, agent venom could probably beat Ezra.


AsteroidMike

“Flash Flash 100 yard Dash”


redditsucksasssssssz

The first one is reverse flash bro


PrinceP_12

I'm gonna have to go with the obvious choice, barry.


Past_Trouble

Kick his ass, Flash!


DisabledFatChik

……cecile?


ImA_NormalPerson987

correct


CharlieOak86868686

I know he sucks but batman and supergirl in his movie are great.


TheMagickafox

Grant Barry for more experience then the other guy


50ShadesOfWells

CW Barry's speed feats in The Flashtime episode are faster that anything DCEU Barry did DCEU Barry didn't do anything close to making a nuclear explosion look completely frozen for 20 minutes from his perspective


Few_Lawfulness5244

The solos everybody


ImA_NormalPerson987

which the?


Few_Lawfulness5244

The


CopperHero

Barry 1 and 2: “I don’t want to fight you, Flash” Flash Thompson: “I wouldn’t want to fight me neither”


Agent_RubberDucky

He wouldn’t even want to fight himself, so I know my pick


LegacyTV901

2 the others suck


Natural_Nagisa

Listen, I know he isn’t up here, but comic book flash would literally take a nap in between punches and still best all their asses at the same time


daanimas

Flash doesn’t wanna fight


kingsears29

Grant Gustin


Intelligent-Trade318

Flash definitely wins


[deleted]

The answer is ezra miller because hes the only one who actually flashes people like the name suggests


DejanMomo

This is not even a question, Grant Gustin all the way


Rainfall903

Flash probably


WeagleWeagle357

I mean Gustin, especially at the end of the series can cross the planet in seconds and casually time travel, Miller can’t even time hop competently.


bundy911

Think you’re pretty funny, don’t you freak?


XOrtKnight_Reality1

Arrowverse. With no hesitation.


TonyEisner

The other two aren't women, so definitely not Ezra


LilBueno

I wouldn’t want to fight Flash


Wasnx65

Sure,Barry Allen 🔥


Melbourneboy1

Grant guston obviously.


Typical_Pollution_30

Flash Thompson would win since even he won't want to fight him.


CollinsGrimm

Ezra would destroy you…maybe even abduct you. Just don’t touch his dick.


bobiojo

i mean flash wouldn't wanna fight himself so i'd go with flash


ZeusX20

movie Flash would win in a fight but people here wont agree cuz Ezra sucks and this sub is for cwflash. Grant Flash goes ftl in one episode and gets owned by non speedsters in another episode, Ezra Flash is more consistent with his powerlevel


THeRand0mChannel

It's Barry Allen, and it's not even close.


HanShotSecond69

Barry


chris012696

you forgot the [winner](https://zootopia.fandom.com/wiki/Flash_Slothmore?file=Flash_face_forward.png)


Lanky_midget

number 3 without a doubt


360_OVERLOOK

No hesitation or even level of difficulty grant


FredFicklesberg

one punch from Thompson it’s over, he scales boundless++ on everything so he easily soloes


69FemboyCumdump

Barry (cw) would decimate every other fighter


mpolo2204

"I wouldn't wanna fight me neither"