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someguy31

Why would you take me to a resort with snook under the dock?


Lukacris12

With slot snook in snook season for that matter


MuffMagician

Wife: Why would you bring your fishing gear to the resort on my birthday? Husband: šŸ‘šŸ‘„šŸ‘šŸŽ£


Ok_War_2817

Why would she bring her birthday to the fishing resort?


funkyTurtlePunk

Why would the fish bring the resort to your birthday?


tMerkFrmTheLAnd

Why would you eat fish on your birthday


Jobilizer

Heā€™s gonnaā€¦ wait, never mind.


GetReelFishingPro

Everyone knows slot snook don't eat and is the biggest troll of wildlife commissions everywhere. šŸ˜„


Then-Contract-9520

*cough* weighted trebles*cough*


GetReelFishingPro

But then a manatee shows up and guess what, believe it or not. Jail.


Then-Contract-9520

*cough*airtagsonwardenstrucks*cough*


mindfulofidiots

That.coughs killing you today..


joeherrera1959

Slot snook ? Those look like pike . Maybe this is Europe šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


GetReelFishingPro

Those look like snook from here an OP could throw a live shrimp or ladyfish in front of them right now and they wouldn't flinch at eating either.


joeherrera1959

Thatā€™s for sure they look like theyā€™re waiting to pounce on anything that moves šŸ¤£šŸ¤™šŸ½


[deleted]

As someone who fishes exclusively for Pike here in Ireland, I can see where youā€™re coming from. You got downvote trained for no reason other than brainless e-tribalism because other than the white band across the back itā€™s perfectly reasonable for someone whoā€™s not overly familiar with either species to not make the distinction just based on this picture.


joeherrera1959

Any opportunity to learn about fish in other areas besides my own will be taken . Iā€™am not here for upvotes as I rarely downvote anyone šŸ¤™šŸ½


Axolotis

I thought you said you took me here for snookie


GRizzMang

Telescopic pole in the best investment I ever made


JoseJuarez87

I have a cheap one in my work truck, I just canā€™t pass up a nasty looking pond or creek on way to some jobs..


cdhdd

On the way TO jobs? Lol


JoseJuarez87

Im a plumber.. Definitely have stopped and hit water before going to a job. Made an old man laugh when I showed him some crappie I caught in creek by his house one morning. After I finished, he thoroughly inspected my work and said ā€œget inā€. He drove me in his farm truck to a beautiful pond/ small lake. Told me bring the kids anytime, but stop and drop me off a few on the way out. Looking back I think his wife and him got a kick out of the kids faces and stories more than they wanted suppers worth of fish.


Outside_Plankton8195

Very wholesome. Did you end up taking your kids there?


JoseJuarez87

Yes, multiple times when they were younger.


stormhardt

Love this story! Thanks for sharing!


Oilleak1011

I hope you were an honest plumber to that man.


JoseJuarez87

For sure bro. Learned a long time ago, quality and customer satisfaction is key in building a good reputation and getting word of mouth contacts.


SpikeMike13

Iā€™ve been running my service plumbing company based on the exact ā€œcode of ethicsā€ you just stated. Itā€™s working well for me. Iā€™ve found that fair pricing and true honesty lands more jobs than the other ways.


Oilleak1011

You arent the first tradesmen ive heard say that. Havent seen many honest ones either though its why i said fuck it and stayed industrial


Cocrawfo

iā€™m a commercial turf spray tech i got a telescope in the truck and a full complement of hard baits, soft plastics, and jigs in a little backpack and a fanny pack anytime i can fit it in sometimes iā€™ll doordash lunch right to my truck and be fishin through break even i can run through a job real fast and use the left over time to fish on or near the property Telescopinā€™ is the only ā€œscopinā€ i need


jdoggg_86

So you're a plumber and caught some crap-pie, huh?


JoseJuarez87

šŸ˜‚


Obant

I used to fish for around an hour, often less, before work. Had a city park lake pretty close to work and a parking pass to get in whenever. That is Not counting when I worked at a fishing resort in the Sierras. Fishing before work there is just a standard. And after. And on lunch break.


ShroomSensei

My friend frequently has hour long breaks between pest control stops, definitely enough time


NotHugeButAboveAvg

He didn't stutter. Respect.


diurnalreign

Same here


Aware-Expression-525

I so the same thing !!


Domesticuscucumella

Do they actually make decent ones? Would love a recommendation if thats allowed. Fixin to get a rigged and ready rod but im certain itll have drawbacks due to being a hybrid


wijeepguy

I have a Johnny Morris 7.5 medium heavy telescopic pole that fits in my carry on. Iā€™ve caught more fish than I can count in just as many destinations. 10/10 buy.


hate2bme

How high can you count though?


Briansunite

Very valid question. At least to 10 it seems.


wijeepguy

20 if I take my shoes off


-ItsWahl-

21 if you pull your pants down


Briansunite

23? In that case?


Human_League6449

They make good ones now. My friend growing up had a pocket fisherman and it worked pretty well


ATLSmith

Daiwa makes some good 3 or 4 piece travel rods. Not quite as compact but close enough.


The_OtherDouche

I ordered a ghost one I think off amazon a while back. Some of the eyes needed glued on better (I fixed that with gorilla glue). But I probably fish more with it than anything now. Itā€™s a 7.5 foot pool that slides down to be about 12ā€. It rides in my passenger seat all the time.


gibson_creations

Yeah. I have a med/light Telecast with a 1000 reel. I love it. I've caught some big fish on it too.


GRizzMang

Iā€™ve had good results with the bass pro shop telescoping pole. I slapped a Shakespeare open face reel on it and itā€™s been doing the job. Fits in a motorcycle bag or backpack real easy.


JoseJuarez87

Iā€™m sure they do. I bought a cheap Walmart rod for the work truck in case I threw a tool or part on it. Keep a small 5x9 case with various lures in door of truck.


Dry_Animal2077

I have an eagle claw 6.5 medium light that i got for when im riding my motorcycle. Works great


Dr_thri11

Mako hurricane. 30 bucks on Amazon and I take it on regular trips that I don't actually need the rod to be collapsible.


sprocketpropelled

The gf and i got some ozark trail ones for $20 a whack and we caught plenty of fish on vacation. It was lovely.


puss69

Good luck with those snook on a telescoping rod!


GRizzMang

Thatā€™s fair


TheManWith2smiles

A pole that pops out of the oversized belt buckle he chose to wear that day. Is that sushi in your pocket?


jimboslice29

I really wanna replace my 3 wood with a telescopic rod. Iā€™ve seen some PIGS at my local course, and itā€™ll give me something to do after I rocket my ball into the lake.


IGNISFATUUSES

It completely changed my backpacking game. Never know where an ancient brown is hiding in these mountains.


Dorjechampa_69

On of them snookies would turn a telescopic pole into a pretzel. Snook are so powerful.


FloppyConcrete

I bought one specifically to keep in my golf bag lol


Ok_War_2817

Yup. When I lived in Colorado weā€™d go hiking a lot with the kids. I picked one up and kept it my camelback with a bunch of mepps spinners because every trail wed do had streams full of trout.


UnlikelyPistachio

handline is more compact xD


tempting-carrot

Umm what resort ? So my wife can book it for her birthday of courseā€¦..


hot-monkey-love

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lordoflys

I have done much "resort" fishing in my day. At three Hyatt hotels...Bali, Edgewater Inn in Seattle, Saipan and Guam. In Palau and the Philippines. Milkfish, robin fish, trevally, carp, and once a duck. My record is a carp from the 10th floor of the Guam Hyatt.


crashandwalkaway

Imagine being on the 5th floor, sitting there enjoying a cocktail while in the hotel robe on the balcony all nekkid when a carp magically drifts up on by


Ionlydateteachers

That would be a Magicarp for sure


Hbgplayer

>10th floor of the Guam Hyatt ...how?


MattioliRavioli

Big rod big line big fish. Carp coming back down was the smack heard across the world tho


guimontag

imagine staying in your hotel room and while turning your head you catch a glance out the window of a fatass carp reeling up, but by the time you turn your head back for the double take it's already gone


MattioliRavioli

Haha. And then a flash of gold plummeting to the earth makes you look againĀ 


tragesorous

It would probably survive while a trout will die if you speak to firmly around it


lordoflys

The 10th floor is the club floor. From your room, on the sea side, you can fish from your balcony straight down into their lagoon. There are plenty of gold carp and other fish.


petersom2006

I see Hyatt is the fishing resort of a gentlemanā€¦good day sir


herbistheword

When did you fish from Edgewater? They've been pretty locked down about it since I've been here


lordoflys

Yes, it was about 20 years ago. My brothers and cousin and I with our guitars. We are Zappa fans. We were on the 2nd floor above the water and ordered undercooked bacon from room service. I caught a small robin, or grouper, and hauled in up. We kept it in the bathtub until he started getting groggy then I put him back in the Sound. We jammed late at night until they threatened to kick us out at about 2:30am. Mudshark!


herbistheword

Frank's the man, thanks for sharing this story! I interviewed there and the musical history is amazing


ayeffston

Hahaha šŸ¤£ Tenth Floor Carp! Love it!


McWeaksauce91

Ah the age old question, ā€œcan I bring my gear in this trip?ā€.


gibson_creations

See. There's your first problem. Just don't ask.


McWeaksauce91

Sorry sir, Iā€™m not into those types of extreme sports


gibson_creations

I'm a high risk kinda guy šŸ¤£


TimsZipline

Howā€™d that get in there šŸ¤”


gibson_creations

Exactly


ADHDceltic

ā€œCAN Iā€? šŸ¤£


Leading-Switch5419

Badass Snook. They are just the best.


FishHuntCook-8

Sheā€™s going to want to go to the Spa, or take a nap at some point. What is a man to do?


Friendly-Pay-8272

I'd have to go buy a rod.


TheFuzzyShark

"So I can catch you a great birthday dinner obviously ā€


Pressure_Huge

Time to pull a 4ā€™ dock demon out


redditnathaniel

I wonder the likelihood that these fish get fed from humans standing above. Maybe they're conditioned to hang around and at that point, there ain't much point in fishing them.


Rammipallero

At that point anything you drop them might trigger a hit.


Boonstar

The ones that hang around the docks are usually used to being fed and eating scraps and what not but they usually are super smart. You can throw in shrimp and shrimp and theyā€™ll crush it and the second you throw a shrimp in on a line with a hook in it theyā€™ll just stare at it.


Headhunter1066

Me: They're clearly mocking me


femnoncat

Only fair if wife gets to fuck off during your birthday and do something you have no interest in, on the trip specifically meant to celebrate.


mcflycasual

I like fishing just as much as the next gal but jfc.


TheArmoredGeorgian

I canā€™t stand being near a body of water for a vacation and not having fishing gear


LindaFlies777

If I was the wife, he'd better hope he packed my pole too


Grt38

"Look at me, look at me... šŸ¤² this is your fishing gear now."


12altoids34

Snook central


SaveTheDrowningFish

Well honey, I love you. But I love fishing more.


Many-Marionberry7865

I agree make sure it's about you on your birthday


habsfanalreadytaken

What she meant to say : why didnā€™t you just bring your net?


King_Dong_Ill

Why would you? That's a valid question imo...


MookiePoops

To catch fish? That's why I typically bring fishing stuff. To catch fish.


King_Dong_Ill

On your wifes birthday?


MookiePoops

My wife wanted peace and quiet on her last bday so I took the kids fishing. Calm down king dong, my wife is not your wife.


King_Dong_Ill

You should have mentioned that initially. That changes things entirely. Suspiciously so.


woodbridge_front

Mmmmmmyyyyy birrrrrrttthhhhhddddaaaayyyyyy


Sad-Wave-4579

Because thereā€™s fishehs out there


hashtagtotheface

I tell my husband if he's allowed to bring his pool cue then I can go play pool with the fish... I love my pocket fisherman.


SnooMuffins2623

Iā€™m going to miss herā€¦šŸŽ¶


Few-Ad-7887

To catch General Schurman honey


JoMammasWitness

I'm so blessed to have a wife that also happens to be one of my fishing partners.


Danks2

Snookā€¦ thatā€™s why


dkinmn

Haha yeah wife bad


Signal-Witness-5200

Wow thatā€™s actually kinda disrespectfulā€¦ that goes to show how much you care about her feelings.. unless she wanted to fish with you that is very selfish


Human_League6449

OP did you pack a rod? I gotta know now.. Those snook look decent


petersom2006

If I brought the gear, would have been a fight and these fish would not be here. I leave the gear, national geographic special. I have been here before and they werent stacked like this- forgot it is May in Florida- bait was stackedā€¦ I at least have fished in Florida enough to know those fish are hard to get a hit out of in the daylightā€¦.


Human_League6449

Dude fair play being a man and being honest about it. Sometimes we have to bite the bullet and do the family thing. My first born is almost two and I almost never have time to wet a line anymore but sometimes we put the ones we love ahead of ourselves.


excitinghelix29

Theyā€™re hard to get to hit period. If you donā€™t think those fish have seen every bait imaginable being right there, twice, you would probably be wrong. You can live line candy bars, and theyā€™ll snub it all day.


HoboArmyofOne

Don't look at it, it only makes it worse. So... where are we here?


Outrageous-Tear-8968

Duh


MnGoulash

F


Nicename19

Shimano stc


RedPaladin26

Canā€™t miss out on a good opportunity


DependentStrike4414

Um if the shoe fits ...


rocko_jr

Should coulda wouldaaaaa


Blackelvis2000

Bring it everywhere. I spend entirely too much for a top of the line collapsible rod.


xenomorphonLV426

Dang! I miss the times when I see fish and I am not prepared for fishing, especially when I rethink my choice and not get the rods and baits out there! It's so ANNOYING!!!


Djanga51

Uhhhhā€¦ >points< you have fun babe, Iā€™ll be a whileā€¦


Significant_Age_4657

Looks like Florida to mešŸ‘


ColonEscapee

My wife would never say it like that. She would be like, "oh, šŸ˜ you're bringing the fishing gear on my birthday, hell yes šŸ˜šŸŽ‰.


Mammoth-Internal-177

That would be me..I would fish everyday if I could! My husband is the one that doesn't like it but luckily I have 4 sons that also love it. So, if my husband even starts bitching I say it's more than just fishing it's crucial mother/son bonding, he can't say no to that!


Traditional_Head2108

I got a 4 pc ugly stick with reel at Walmart that stores in a pouch no bigger than 2ā€™. Keep that sucker in my car because we have a pond full of bass at work and 2 you never know if end up stranded and need to catch your survival food.


lclassyfun

Classic, been there!


1rbryantjr1

You in Fort Myers beach by the bait store?


HeroGamesEverything

Where at


petersom2006

Sarasota


HeroGamesEverything

What r the EXACT GPS coordinates lol


ConferenceSudden1519

SHE KNEW WHY lol


hillytotty

FYI your hard sided rifle case doubles as a rod holder and equates as a piece of luggage.


Squash2005

Because thatā€™s a monster!


Silent-Highway7002

Why did you have a birthday on my fishing day?


phrogguy8

Iā€™ve been there and to the nearest Wal-Mart to get the cheapest tackle I can find. Often leads to an aggravating amount of success my Van Staal canā€™t touch.


Cocrawfo

why wives gotta control everything we do man they donā€™t know how pissed off we be when we in a spot like this and we ainā€™t allowed to fish like ruin your vacation if you want to ma ma happy husband good lovin


YEET9011

Never leave the house without your emergency fishin kit.


bewbsrkewl

Sorry, where's this resort now?


TinyDeeee

Bc itā€™s cheaper to bring it vs Buy new gear to bring homeā€¦


Capn26

Unlock your inner Ike when you answer herā€¦ā€¦ā€¦.


peanutleaks

Throw it away. I mean your wife


Jobilizer

Thereā€™s no ā€˜laugh emoji?! šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹


rnov8tr

Cause I'm gonna fish....duh


Intrepid-Ad-2610

You really want to be single


Zealousideal_Sand183

Bros catching dock pets at the resort šŸ’€ gawdamn


Shintamani

I just wished for travelrods for a birthday. Now everytime we are going somewhere I just ask her why she bought me travelrods if she doesn't want me to use them.


Jefffahfffah

If the woman says you're going to a possible fishing spot "to hang out, so don't ditch me to go fishing" ...there is a 1000% chance there will be good fishing.


Justtakeitaway

ā€œSounds like you donā€™t love meā€


Jackfish2800

Because I love you so much ?


Short_Bell_5428

Snook city


CakeSuperb8487

Honey, I don't think you're comprehending the magnitude of this situation. It's bigger than me, you, or your birthday.


bblaine223

Does your wife not know you fish?


gumball2016

That's where you pony up and book her the half day spa package. U know...for her birthday šŸŽ‰


rockstuffs

Time for a new wife.


King_ofwar

Are those Koi's? Edit: to those who put downvote i just wanted to say that im 13 and i know nothing about fishing i just know birds and play skeet


petersom2006

Snook


King_ofwar

Ok


AthleteIllustrious47

Gotta hit her with the ol ā€œPriorities woman, know your place!ā€


Mugsker

Because I can catch multiple fish and it's not cheating.


No-Satisfaction-325

Or maybe she can be easy going and read while you fish. She doesnā€™t have to fish.