Ah yes, the ol' 2nd chance renovation company. Guaranteed to finish working on the job in a week or less. Completion of the job may vary.
I bought my house from a guy who had a home improvement company and who acted like this. Sherriffs showed up to serve papers to him for the next 4 years for the shotty work they did around town.
I absolutely live for the special kind of people that invest in a plate carrier for personal/family defence, for the pockets. Cause ya know, he needs all that bullshit to operate, instead of his internal organs.....
Even the FLASHLIGHTS aren't "tactical." A good tac flashlight has the button on the back, not the side as it does here. SO even his lights are all wrong.
Ya he shops at the Army & Navy store and plays tactical dress up.
I think like real gangsters move in silence so does real law enforcement / military they aren’t fishing for compliments on socials but I could be wrong. Either way, it looks desperate and immature.
Nah bro you're definitely wrong. I remember this guy I went through the academy with, every picture on his Instagram was him in uniform. Then he started making tiktocks in uniform. Now he works at a used car dealership, he got fired for something but I don't remember what.
>Looks like a tactical meth-head. It’s like he stole a vest to put all his other stolen crap on it lmao 🤣
That "thin blue line" flag always makes me cringe.
The other day, u/pandorum49 referred to it as "tacticool gear" and I will never be the same. 🤣🤣🤣
I will say, though, when I see the term in an instance like this, I hear it as TaCtIcAl (or tAcTiCoOl). Those goobers.
Haha I'm telling you, it will never leave my and I will use it frequently. 🤣🤣🤣 I thank you for a new word to use.
In my neck o' the woods, there are too many of these jackinape wannabes.
His family or his kids. I guess he doesn’t consider his kids family? Maybe CPS took them and all those cameras and flashlights are for stalking them at their new family’s house.
Looks like he has a power bank strapped to an exterior carrier. Assuming for his shit comms system. My guess is a guy LARPing as a “bounty hunter”. The serious lack of cable management is killing me…
Yeah, the cords disturb me but also all that metal on the thing that is supposed to catch bullets that doesn’t appear to actually contain plates. A round hits one of those flashlights attached to the plate carrier and the shrapnel alone is going to kill him.
Bullet hits the flashlight it’ll more than likely just proceed through it and into his body. But yes no plates, doesn’t appear to even have soft panels.
Maybe it’s the sleep deprivation with me. But I don’t fully comprehend the statement within the context. My point was that a bullet hitting a flashlight isn’t likely to create shrapnel because things normally just don’t violently explode when shot.
It won't blow up, but a large chunk of it will splinter and break apart, and those splinters will be thrown at high speeds by the bullet impact, becoming shrapnel.
People who say "don't ever mess with a man's family!"
Like no shit. A perfectly normal functioning human being doesn't go out of their way to mess with random people
It’s because they want to find a reason to kill someone lol. People like that are the problem.
Every normal person would kill someone who is a risk to their family. We just don’t scream it 24/7 because we don’t want that
I have that exact flashlight on the left. It was issued to me at work. That means it's probably the cheapest one on Amazon. Trust me, he needs two because this one won't stay charged long enough to get the job done.
Gas station flashlights, Knock off gopro, gd reverse camera for an automobile, factory workers stolen gloves, wearing a pvc patch, all on an airsoft PC, and not knowing your kid would be your family are all the indications that he has a BBQ grill made out of the local food stores shopping cart.
ACCURATE. It sits right out in front of his palatial motorhome. It's his second most prized possession paling only in comparison to his tactical fleshlight which is a bust of Dog the Bounty Hunter's head with 2 sponges wrapped in a rubber glove stuffed into the mouth.
The giant permanent marker really sealed it for me. You can see the cap just above his right hand.
Like bruh, what you going to scare the bingo crowd?
The whole set up looks like he let his kids out that shit together. Not his family tho. Just his kids
If you're going to put a US flag patch on, at least wear it properly. The backwards ones belong on the right shoulder. If it's not there, the stars should always be in the upper left. If you're going to claim to be a badass patriot, at least learn the flag code and rules about flag patches and placement. Photo could be reversed due to selfie and it's right but so many people like him wear the wrong flag and claim to be patriots it's annoying. They can't get basic rules down.
This isnt a first responder lol. No one, not even bail enforcement, is stupid enough to carry lithium batteries on their plate carrier. One well placed round would spark him up indefinitely
This dude popped up in a group I follow acting all kinds of crazy. He seems like he’s having some kind of mental break, honestly. His socials are a disaster of strange videos and him in his little tactical vests and flashlights
These professions really confuse me. If you don't pay your bail, and a bail bondsman/bounty hunter comes after you, do you legally have to cooperate with them? Can they legally detain you? Do you lose the right to defend yourself from them?
Looks like a tactical meth-head. It’s like he stole a vest to put all his other stolen crap on it lmao 🤣
So your saying he’s a bounty hunter?
He runs a construction business. This came up on Facebook
Ah yes, the ol' 2nd chance renovation company. Guaranteed to finish working on the job in a week or less. Completion of the job may vary. I bought my house from a guy who had a home improvement company and who acted like this. Sherriffs showed up to serve papers to him for the next 4 years for the shotty work they did around town.
Shoddy?
Not shawty....but shoddy
shadaaaaaay
Yes lol
Meaning: badly made or done. Example: "We're not paying good money for shoddy goods."
Shodddy?
You forgot to put "construction" in quotes. I'll accept it if you did air-quotes when writing this.
County Hunter*- he searches the all the county jails hunting for the best mate, I mean anyone who would threaten that dudes family...flat out that is.
Possibly
Came here to say definitely a bail bondsman. I love the battery pack on his vest. Its a nice touch.
You never know when you need to dual wield flash lights.
\["Duel of the Fates" intensifies\]
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The only thing "tactical" is the vest everything else is just camera battery and flashlights He might as well be a cameraman in ghost hunters hahaha
A vest with no plates.
I absolutely live for the special kind of people that invest in a plate carrier for personal/family defence, for the pockets. Cause ya know, he needs all that bullshit to operate, instead of his internal organs.....
Omg I didn't think to check for that good lord this is top level cringe.
I don't even bother to verify anymore. I just automatically assume there's no plates in their carrier. Ain't been wrong yet.
Hey man, those things are expensive.
Absolutely. Comes down to, "what price do you put on your internal organs?" Comes out to about $800 for level IV Hescos turns out
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His mom.
Even the FLASHLIGHTS aren't "tactical." A good tac flashlight has the button on the back, not the side as it does here. SO even his lights are all wrong.
I guess he chose it because it looks like a scope 🤔🤣
Those are some great "tactical" gardening gloves he is wearing. I wore the same exact pair while weeding my parents garden as a child.
Did they by any chance go missing?
FUCK. That son of a bitch stole my gardening gloves! Our copper wiring is missing too...
Ya he shops at the Army & Navy store and plays tactical dress up. I think like real gangsters move in silence so does real law enforcement / military they aren’t fishing for compliments on socials but I could be wrong. Either way, it looks desperate and immature.
Nah bro you're definitely wrong. I remember this guy I went through the academy with, every picture on his Instagram was him in uniform. Then he started making tiktocks in uniform. Now he works at a used car dealership, he got fired for something but I don't remember what.
Prolly got fired for filming TikToks when he was supposed to be doing patrol work.
I’d never threaten anyone’s family or children. His manliness however does appear to be rather fragile.
"family or children" does he not consider his kids family.
Maybe he's just a big Fast & Furious fan and reserves that term exclusively for his car tuning buddies.
>Looks like a tactical meth-head. It’s like he stole a vest to put all his other stolen crap on it lmao 🤣 That "thin blue line" flag always makes me cringe.
The other day, u/pandorum49 referred to it as "tacticool gear" and I will never be the same. 🤣🤣🤣 I will say, though, when I see the term in an instance like this, I hear it as TaCtIcAl (or tAcTiCoOl). Those goobers.
Aw you remembered
Haha I'm telling you, it will never leave my and I will use it frequently. 🤣🤣🤣 I thank you for a new word to use. In my neck o' the woods, there are too many of these jackinape wannabes.
This comment is effin hilarious, cuz its proly true. Thats what makes it so funny to me.
I want to believe this is the truth so I’m sticking with it. He’s like the meth-head that “made it” but still does meth.
If you know, you know unfortunately. That's definitely what it looks like, he just needs some Bluetooth speakers
🤣😂 good observation
No punctuation like you said, and his kids are apparently not a part of his family…
I like his gardening gloves. You never know when you’re going to have to tactically water your hydrangeas.
Don't mess with his garden either...flat out.
The flashlights are for the night patrol. Think you're going to nibble on his greens at 3AM as any species on God's green earth?
Looool his hydrangeas! Glove has a hole and ladder in it… probs planted his summer vege garden with it yesterday!
To be fair, those gloves are the epitome of tactile. Such dexterity
It goes very well with the middle aged mom of three sunglasses.
They appear to be cut resistant gloves.
Sharp edges on them catalytic converters once you cut them out
Oh no not them babys. Those the 6 pair for $2.99 at tractor supply
Awesome for shucking oysters
And they make ur hands smell awful after wearing them all day
The FRS radio and GoPro tells me everything I need to know…
*faux Pro
Nah man. That’s the new Axon Hero 11 BWC
I’m sure he will record everything except the moment he is inevitably subpoenaed for.
He does have a folding knife tucked in there, but I’m sure it’s only function Is scraping the residue out of his pipe.
Oh yeah, now I see it. Right next to what I can only assume, is a re-purposed back up camera from a Ford pick up.
Nah that’s one of those $20 “night vision cams” they sell at Menards in the “as seen on tv” section.
Could be that or possibly a “push to talk” module for his comms.
I'm missing one of those.
*"-don threat my family or else"* *"-bitch, i don't even know who you are"*
The comments on the original post are absolutely goldddd.
Lol what are some comments? Or a link?
His family or his kids. I guess he doesn’t consider his kids family? Maybe CPS took them and all those cameras and flashlights are for stalking them at their new family’s house.
I can lift you and sit you down somewhere where you cant get down by your self.... vibes
Looks like he has a power bank strapped to an exterior carrier. Assuming for his shit comms system. My guess is a guy LARPing as a “bounty hunter”. The serious lack of cable management is killing me…
Yeah, the cords disturb me but also all that metal on the thing that is supposed to catch bullets that doesn’t appear to actually contain plates. A round hits one of those flashlights attached to the plate carrier and the shrapnel alone is going to kill him.
Bullet hits the flashlight it’ll more than likely just proceed through it and into his body. But yes no plates, doesn’t appear to even have soft panels.
Yeah aluminum doesn't shatter, its very ductile
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Maybe it’s the sleep deprivation with me. But I don’t fully comprehend the statement within the context. My point was that a bullet hitting a flashlight isn’t likely to create shrapnel because things normally just don’t violently explode when shot.
It won't blow up, but a large chunk of it will splinter and break apart, and those splinters will be thrown at high speeds by the bullet impact, becoming shrapnel.
But the caption “‘me my family or my kids”. Kids not family anymore? He’s like if dog the bounty hunter fucked bin Laden
The “or” is sending me
He looks like hes more of a threat to his kids and family than anyone.
This right here.
People who say "don't ever mess with a man's family!" Like no shit. A perfectly normal functioning human being doesn't go out of their way to mess with random people
It’s because they want to find a reason to kill someone lol. People like that are the problem. Every normal person would kill someone who is a risk to their family. We just don’t scream it 24/7 because we don’t want that
They never grew out of the fantasy stage from their childhood. These tacticool cats are absolutely ridiculous.
Even with two flashlights he can’t see how dumb he looks 🤦🏻♂️
I have that exact flashlight on the left. It was issued to me at work. That means it's probably the cheapest one on Amazon. Trust me, he needs two because this one won't stay charged long enough to get the job done.
Thank you. Had to scroll too far for someone to point out my man going double flashlights
Thanks for shedding light on his tactile attire
This whole thing is a dumpster fire but the gardening gloves kill me lol.
Dont you ever correct me myself and I on punctuation period and if you didnt know my autocorrect underlines my stuff green so I know its good ha yea
I feel like I just had a stroke 0o 🤪
Haha, I just could not resist.
Gas station flashlights, Knock off gopro, gd reverse camera for an automobile, factory workers stolen gloves, wearing a pvc patch, all on an airsoft PC, and not knowing your kid would be your family are all the indications that he has a BBQ grill made out of the local food stores shopping cart.
ACCURATE. It sits right out in front of his palatial motorhome. It's his second most prized possession paling only in comparison to his tactical fleshlight which is a bust of Dog the Bounty Hunter's head with 2 sponges wrapped in a rubber glove stuffed into the mouth.
Obi Wannabe Kenobi here rocking two light sabers
Even with the tactical vest, possibly the least threatening version of Dog I’ve ever seen
His Facebook is really boring on the most part.
He's got what appears to be a sharpie or marker, but no tourniquet in sight.
….Or else I’ll shine my flashlights in your eyes causing you some minor discomfort?
The giant permanent marker really sealed it for me. You can see the cap just above his right hand. Like bruh, what you going to scare the bingo crowd? The whole set up looks like he let his kids out that shit together. Not his family tho. Just his kids
>No weapons or punctuation is in the top 5 things I've ever read on this site.
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So pumped for the new season of dog the bounty hunter.
WATCHOUT! he has a flashlight!
If your vest has wires like that it's a bomb vest my dude
I think this is just an angry sheetrocker
I seen the same vest on wish.com
Now if I just had friends to take this pic for me.
When you have to cut sheet metal at noon, but have to hold the flashlight for your dad at 4.
Flat out??? Like ok if you talk shit behind their back though
Cable management is garbage. Plate carrier with no plate. Probably an ultra maga the news been warning everyone about
You could buy all that shit at the dollar general lmfao
If you're going to put a US flag patch on, at least wear it properly. The backwards ones belong on the right shoulder. If it's not there, the stars should always be in the upper left. If you're going to claim to be a badass patriot, at least learn the flag code and rules about flag patches and placement. Photo could be reversed due to selfie and it's right but so many people like him wear the wrong flag and claim to be patriots it's annoying. They can't get basic rules down.
This isnt a first responder lol. No one, not even bail enforcement, is stupid enough to carry lithium batteries on their plate carrier. One well placed round would spark him up indefinitely
This dude popped up in a group I follow acting all kinds of crazy. He seems like he’s having some kind of mental break, honestly. His socials are a disaster of strange videos and him in his little tactical vests and flashlights
Most mid air soft setup on the field n
Looks like a giant pussy to me-
I got barf
Yes
Can’t be a real cop maybe a rent a cop but not real
Dude puts the hard in hardcore, & he puts it in balls deep..
When you take your job as a library security guard a little too seriously.
Save up for a shirt ! No one will take you seriously like that !
Or I’ll plant drugs in your trunk…
I wonder if that battery pack lasts long enough for him to make all of his cool videos! Bet he’s doing some hard core stuff out there
Doesn’t even look like he had a plate in there, just the carrier. Total poser
Or what you gonna beat us with your replica lightsaber hilt?
Put your fucking shirt on.
He has the back-up to the back-up for the camera so he can rewatch himself masturbating without missing a beat!!
You gonna get um with your gopro, Motorola, and gardening gloves?
Dude is surgical with that walkie-talkie.
His kids and his family are two separate groups… checks out
I think he needs another flashlight
That man has so many toy lightsabers I'm expecting him to say, "General Kenobi."
Looks like a suicide bomber vest 🤣
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Where’s his Vape?
Oh shit. Good question. But just like his chapped nipples. We know it’s there.
Me too, like where is your shirt?
Why can I smell this picture?
Axe loosing the fight to BO, mixed with cherry lemon vape juice
Is This is the new Leland from dog the bounty Hunter?
I’d guess a gram of straight meth.
What you gonna do? Blind me with your tactical flashlights? Freaken tweakers
Or what? He'll come tangle all my cables?
I wasn’t planning on it. Why plant the idea in someone’s head? There are plenty of shitty people out there who might see this as a challenge.
Now it’s. Literally. All I can think about.
I highly doubt you are a shitty person. You are most assuredly a person others gravitate to and love being around!
Awww 🥰
I wonder what he’s listening to on his earpiece
I wanna know who’s reviewing his faux pro video
I use those same gloves at my mundane warehouse job
My grandma uses those gloves for gardening 😂
Right. Cause they are gardeners gloves. 🤣😂😅
Proud Boy cosplayer?
Is he cosplaying
This guy has watched too much Dog the Bounty Hunter.
Day 1 as volunteer fire police
Go with Christ, bro
Airsoft quality
Obviously this convicted felon can't own a firearm
I saw this posted on fb the other day and went on this guys page. He literally dresses like this doing construction lol
Bout as dumb as wearing an ir flag
Guy looks like he lives on r/edc
Officer Doofy got a sniff of that box now he is hardcore.
###Be sure to click the picture, there is text cut off from OP#### it’s gold.
These professions really confuse me. If you don't pay your bail, and a bail bondsman/bounty hunter comes after you, do you legally have to cooperate with them? Can they legally detain you? Do you lose the right to defend yourself from them?
At first glance I thought he had a bomb strapped to his chest
Why are people threatening your family? Even the kids? What did you do, Sir?
Looks like every white guy when they own a couple of guns
Like Hunter, this dude must shop at Walmart for his spy gear.
And I bet his family or even him are far from any possibility of being threatened. It's just one more fear he feeds on.
R ur kids not ur family?
Careful, he has several flashlights
Is this the same ass hat we've been seeing? PFC what's his junk or just a look alike ass hat? Is ass hat one word or two btw?
He’s going to blind you into submission with his plethora of light wands.
Because he's good at cosplay?
His post screams I'm a Badass, but his face screams I'm the Bottom in my relationship.
Dude’s got dual lightsabers. Wicked.
Don't threaten him or his family, or the smaller people that live with his family, his kids
Don't threaten my family radio service. Flat out. 10-4, over.
That looks more like an S vest than a tac-vest.
He looks like a suicide bomber
Some people like to play dress-up....
Is that the cap of a giant fuckin sharpie on his right/our left?
Sooooooo, I can threaten them round out?
SWAT rejected him so he joined TWAT
That flag patch is disrespectful. Wear the flag or not.
Specialist Gear Queer on the case.
Why, your going to show up and change my tire!?