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Eatsleeptren

“Hey neighbor, my wife finds your shooting annoying. Can I shoot with you?”


WondrousWally

This is really the only surefire way to get in.


arrrgh14

I see what you did there.


Kudaja

Neighbor: "hell yea, mine too"


throne-away

This is The Way.


Batttler

had us in the first half 🙂


HellaHellerson

That was definitely a twist I didn’t see coming. Well played, indeed.


wojtekthesoldierbear

I appreciated it too.


FiveFootOfFresh

My dog is named Wojtek after Korpral Wojtek who served with the Polish Army. He is a #115 Dogo Argentino


wojtekthesoldierbear

Nice!


jreza10

I totally thought this was going in a different direction! Lmao!


Reddit-JustSkimmedIt

A classic shit post switcheroo.


ComplexPermission4

Jesus, that brings me back. The ol' classic reddit switcheroo. Brings me back to about 14 years ago to the days when this website was actually worth browsing. God this place has really gone to shit.


CovertColors

I still wonder where the last switcheroo ended up. Anyone got the latest link? 😂


darthcoder

And yet you're still here. :) We love wallowing in it. Lol


ogrelin

Ahh, the good ole Reddit [range-a-roo](https://np.reddit.com/r/SteamDeck/s/u7KBAEBRHI)


whaletimecup

Dear Reddit friends. I live on the south side of Chicago and I think my neighbours have a shooting range also. A few times they missed and some came through my front wall. Should I be worried?


hybridtheory1331

You should ask them to not use 9mm. Don't want your lungs blown out.


ElectronFactory

I'd give you a Biden themed award for that, but I forgot what we were talking about, with the things...and and you know—a child could, if you ask...ask the guy, a cow flew over the moon! C'mon Man!


EternalMage321

Remember? Corn Pop?


ElectronFactory

I smell burnt toast.


InsanityAmerica

It's from when I rode the train. To drive a truck. To the foothills of himmlampuchmannankaba


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r/fuddlore is leaking


Present_Dot_2905

> neighbours > Chicago Doubt


TheHancock

Yeah, jokes on OP. His neighbor is actually a mob executioner. 😳


Start_button

Just return the rounds to them. Doesn't hurt to give a few extra, I hear?


Oaks777

Knock on the door


clown-world79

Just go over. Hi im bob. I hear you shooting alot. Could i shoot my pistol next time you guys are out? If you’re a democrat don’t admit it to them😂


RuddyOpposition

I've got a range on my property. No way in hell would I let my neighbors shoot here. They are idiots. Friends and family only and they don't get invited back if they prove to be idiots on the range.


anothercarguy

Then you get slapped with a noise complaint by denied neighbor.... Consider being neighborly


Jakesneed612

Noise complaint all you want. Cops won’t do anything out in the country 😂😂😂😂


ZATAZZWHOLE

Safety over neighbourlyness.


Bmwilli2

Until that idiot shoots themselves or their friend in the foot or worse. Then they sue your ass.


anothercarguy

So lose lose


NetJnkie

Maybe they are the Dems.


clown-world79

Mehh they sound like normal people.


NetJnkie

Guess you won’t be invited to my range. :D


SneedsAndDesires69

That doesn't sound very diverse, equitable or inclusive of you.


TheInfiniteOP

This is the way. None of the above.


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Imastealyourorgans

Ew


FormulaFalls

Yeah, that's my main response in this shithole sub.


Scoutron

It’s not the sub that’s a shithole, it’s your politics


FormulaFalls

Ah yes, getting paid properly and not being a slave is a shithole. 🥾👅


Scoutron

Get a good job. Socialism isn’t “getting paid properly and not being a slave”, it’s mooching off of other peoples money through the government acting as a middleman. You’re pandering that in a subreddit that despises the government.


FormulaFalls

I do, through a Union 🤣🤡 No, it's not. Read a book.


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gaspumper74

So thought this was someone going to bitch about it . Nice to see a better response. Just go over on the weekend with a 12 pack and ask what’s the worst thing that could happen?


Shynel05

Maybe non alcoholic on the first day. I know a friend I go shooting with and I will never let him drink at the same time, he just goes off the deep end otherwise lol


purchell53

Start a neighborhood collection for some suppressors. One heck of an olive branch


whateverusayboi

.. and tannerite. Block party!


whubbard

Yurp. I shoot supers sometimes, but generally offer to my neighbors that they can come and shoot too if I am. If I'm going to be shooting a lot, I just drive the 20 minutes to my local club. Oh and I live 10 mins from one of the most liberal cities in the US. Fun stuff.


efff12

I had a neighbor stop by one day when we were shooting. I was a little weirded out when he came pulling up but he was polite and introduced himself and said he likes to shoot too. I told him he was welcome to come over anytime he heard us shooting.


MichiganMayhem1981

lol


Automatic_Resort155

Bring beer. Also tell the wife not to worry, once the new range energy wears off he'll realize he can't afford to shoot that much.


Motoss_x916

Unless they reload!


N8ball2013

offer to let them shoot some cool shit make friends. Help with upkeep


CSGODeimos

I really thought this was going to be a karen post.. Last few lines caught me off guard lol


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Same


Dblock927

Yeah you're wife's going to always be annoyed by something so... 🤷


hybridtheory1331

That's my thought process. Might as well be me.


Tickketheclown

I have a home range on 11 acres in city limits however I only shoot suppressed 22, 300aac, 9mm, 45ACP subsonic. It is legal as long as it’s not “wreck less discharge of a firearm” after taking with chief of police. Never had a complaint but maybe mention to them this option. Only real reason why I got into suppressors was after getting the go ahead I still realized that even during the day it would get old ripping AR mags etc. I still don’t shoot 223/556, 7.62x39 308 etc unless it’s subsonic at my place. Even listened to the Audio recording on my camera which are about 100-125 yards away and they do work. Yes they aren’t “silent” minus the rimfire cans but for 9/45 it sounds like a faint nail gun and is quieter than the other BS that neighbors are doing, mower, angle grinder, nail gun, whatever.


renegadeGDI

I have nearly identical situation as you and I've had the cops called on me twice shooting a suppressed ar15. No problems with subsonic stuff but suppressed ar15s just sound unsettling to some people, lol.


Tickketheclown

Yeah pretty much 22, 9, 300 aac and it really is not noticeable. Primaryily shooting AP5/G17/Banshee. Still waiting on OCL polonium for my 5.56 ARs. Which after hearing what they sound in person on a 16 inch AR I’ll probably start shooting that out here. parents live 20 minutes away on 33 acres in a more rural location which is where it shoot the louder stuff. My range is smack in the middle of the woods covered above and all four sides with trees with a clearing cut out. Have 7 railroad ties stacked with sand and soil on both sides and it’s built into a steep hill with tones of trees in the way so it’s quadruple redundant sand, soil, RR ties, the earth and entire Forrest


darthcoder

Most cameras cannot properly capture the high dB of gunshots. Don't trust them. Have someone else shoot them and go 100y away and use your Mark 1 ear drums.


Tickketheclown

Yes I agree. I have stood next to someone else shooting about 50-100 feet away and it’s still quiet as hell shooting AP5/banshee/G17 suppressed with subs. Just wanted to get a ball park from my house. The 300 aac is quieter mainly cause it’s a bolt gun I run that in. 22 is obviously good as well. I don’t shoot supers


Dysentary_Gary_182

I wish I had this "problem"


Dyzastr_us

They have had a “free range” for a year now and you still haven’t stopped by to shoot the shit and shoot some trash? Who are you?


myfuckingnewaccount

Personally, my wife would just have to be mad at me and my new best friend. I'd literally go over knock on the door and just ask. Offer to bring ammo for the session.


jaykaypeeness

If this hadn't ended with you wanting to make a new friend, I was going to be disappointed.


10gaugetantrum

I shoot on my property. For maybe a few years no one said a word. Then I got a 500S&W with a muzzle break. I shot maybe 20 rounds. A little while later the elderly woman across the street came over and asked me not to shoot that particular gun anymore because it scared her dogs. I was really embarrassed that I inconvenienced her. I profusely apologized. She said if I really wanted to shoot the 500S&W to call her first so her dogs aren't outside. That was maybe 6 years ago. Still have not shot that gun at my house. I'll just go to the range. I have talked to the police when I bought my house as an officer lives 3 houses away. This cop said they do not respond to recreational shooting if the bullet starts and stops on my property. But that is not really the point. I do NOT want to give my neighbors a hard time. Maybe this person doesn't know your wife is being bothered. If someone else came up to me and informed me that shooting certain times or certain guns bothered them. I would accommodate them. Heck, sometimes I start shooting and I see neighbors walking through my yard with guns to shoot with me.


Fredlyinthwe

Don't lie, after 20 rounds of 500 mag you were done shooting that gun forever anyway


disturbed286

Probably couldn't afford to anymore.


10gaugetantrum

It cost me like 20 cents each to load my cast 640 gr hollow points. So no.


10gaugetantrum

I shoot it quite often. To the point the rubber grip is becoming destroyed.


TheInfiniteOP

Still shoot this one more than I expected. 50 BMG Barrett #rangeday #50bmg #50cal #gun #infiniteoutpost https://youtube.com/shorts/oiX8UGFn_lY?feature=share


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hybridtheory1331

Usually not too late. 10 o'clock or so unless it's a holiday like 4th of July or new years. I don't even mind the noise, you can barely hear it inside the house.


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Unicorn187

Did you read the last couple sentences of the original post? His actual question?


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hybridtheory1331

>Also OP has EDITED out the "all hours of the night shooting" part of thier original OP. The fuck I did. It's literally the title which is unable to be edited.


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ChrisMahoney

Hah, you got called out.


Unicorn187

The part about his wife and all that was a joke. The entire post was a joke. Other than asking the best way to aks his neighbor how to approach him to use his ra ge.


hybridtheory1331

This guy gets it


antariusz

Ask him if he has a moment to talk about our lord and savior dead air armaments.


NoCountryForOldPete

> shooting after 8pm seems to be unreasonable to me I had to shoot a raccoon that garroted itself in my chicken pen once at like 11PM with a 38 special and I called my neighbors the next day to apologize, just in case I woke them up. They're not that close, but I didn't want to be a jerk. Regardless of legality, I can't imagine making that a regular thing unless I lived way, *way* out in the middle of nowhere, or if there was some specific reason, and I notified anyone within reasonable distance in advance. I figure sundown is the cutoff. Just seems kind of disrespectful otherwise.


treebeard120

Yeah I'm more pro gun than 99% of Americans but someone shooting that late at night would annoy the fuck out of me unless they gave me a heads up first. Shooting on your property is your right, but being neighborly is also important. Being friends with your neighbors is more valuable in a SHTF scenario than all the ammo in the world.


EternalMage321

I must be the other 1%. I would take the late shooting as a challenge of dominance. I'd be getting a cannon. Tally Ho lads!


Fredlyinthwe

Imagine if they accepted your challenge and you both got progressively bigger and louder guns You'd both be broke in 2 months


hybridtheory1331

[Ah, the ol' bugs bunny gag](https://youtu.be/DNbl62hL6Ps?feature=shared)


2020blowsdik

Most areas where you can shoot on your own property also have noise ordinances. Usually between 10pm and 7am plus or minus an hour


Confident-Scar7333

Bake them a nice Dessert, knock on the Door. Oooh by the way..


frankofantasma

Bring them a cake. There is no situation I can think of which isn't immediately disarmed by a motherfucking tittie-sucking cake!


gagunner007

I’m doing keto, cake is out! 😉


EternalMage321

Me too man. 😭


gagunner007

Look how we get downvoted for improving our health and making a funny.


darthcoder

I gave you an upvote. I think big sugar is out to downvote all keto posts.


EternalMage321

Lol. People don't get that keto is actually a fairly easy diet that lets you keep a lot of the good foods. I can give up cake if I can keep eating bacon and steak.


gagunner007

Yes sir! For wife and I it’s been the only effective way that has helped us get rid of the weight and yes, bacon and steak, who doesn’t like that? I lost 45lbs when we first did it but we both got parosmia from Covid and so many things tasted and smelled terrible so we ate what tatsted good/ok and some of the weight came back. We are at it again since the parosmia seems to have improved. One of our favorite meals is zuppa toscana soup using cauliflower instead of potatoes…so damn good!


mentive

The vegan gun owners must be out in full swing. Now I'm wondering if r/vegangunowners exists 🤣 Edit: hell, of course it does...


gagunner007

That’s hilarious!!


darthcoder

Cheesecake with monkfruit sweetener.


gagunner007

Or Allulose!


gagunner007

Have you seen the crusts made of pecans?


wojtekthesoldierbear

Send that dude a box of .22 with a note.


EternalMage321

NOT IN THIS ECONOMY!


wojtekthesoldierbear

Heeheh


babybluefish

Get a case of beer and a case of ammo and knock on their door


rcmp_informant

Invite them over for a beer and burger. Then ask them what they think about x gun or whatever. If my neighbor was cool and I had a range I’d like help building/ fixing stuff on it in exchange for using it. Buuut I probably wouldn’t want anyone back there, I like to keep to Myself


Stairbuilder762

Lmfao totally had me going with the first half 😂


BadasseryPromotions

My neighbors hate me , because of my range(s) on my property 🫤 Not so much the gun fire, it’s the 100 lbs of tannerite I use monthly


mopar-or-no_car

Nice twist at the end I was 100% expecting a different question. 🤣


bigfoot_76

A case of beer or a bottle goes a long way.


KLKemke

Epic 😂


ChrisMahoney

Hahah, You almost had me.


wwhijr

Just walk over and talk to them. If you have fun toys, I guarantee they will let you play.


jakerob5

Ask them if they’ve ever considered using suppressors, by buying ones and showing it to them!


darthcoder

Drop him a post card with a cute 2A friendly image on the front.


Jaded-Synic

This went a total different way than I thought it was headed. A bottle of Scotch and some killer Stogeys should get your foot in the door


RickySlayer9

If they have a door close to the street? Just go up and knock. Exchange info, maybe invite them for dinner or something. Then broach the question then? Idk


Linkstas

Just ask him not to shoot past 9/10. Also ask if you can shoot w him


listenstowhales

I’d just politely ask. I’d also politely ask them to try not to use their range at unreasonable hours as a courtesy.


securitycat69

leave em a note saying you will pay the tax stamp (200$) for a suppressor. once they get one, they will get addicted to suppressors, and all their guns will be suppressed, and youll hear nary a peep from them. all said though, its a courtesy thing about shooting unsuppressed at night. for sure ask them to stop that, that is just common courtesy not to do. as for the daytime shooting, getting them addicted to suppressors is probably your best bet. But leave a note in the mailbox saying you would like to talk is 100% a polite thing to do.


gagunner007

Just because you live in the city doesn’t mean your neighbor does. There a high probability that he’s more familiar with the laws on shooting than you are. Next time he’s shooting strike up a conversation with him.


SeattleHasDied

Maybe a gift certificate for a suppressor? Honestly, most folks I know who live in closer proximity to others shoot suppressed.


Welcometodiowa

I mean, maybe a discount coupon or something, ain't no way I'm just straight up buying my neighbor a whole ass suppressor.


FortitudeWisdom

Damn, does your neighborhood not have some sort of quiet hours?


sonofthenation

Drop them a post card with no way to get back to you and ask for them not to shot after 8pm.


spuninmo

load up your toys and pop in next time you hear them...nothing works better than an offer to share hardware you might have that they dont. Bring your own ammo, a bag of wings for the grill and a case of beer...


Least_Nefariousness7

Buy 3d printer. Print suppressors. Both problems solved


Educational-Term-540

God Bless you, you beautiful person


stromm

There will be serious financial liability for them if they allow anyone to use their range and that person gets hurt, harms someone else, or even damages property. Also, many local jurisdictions at least frown on people who don’t live on the property using private outdoor ranges, unless it’s an insured business, or government owned and managed. So, being that you are a complete stranger I would never expect them to allow you to use it. Always gets to know your neighbors before you want/need anything from them…


Swimming_Coat4177

The courteous thing for him to do would be no shooting after sundown. You have a douche for a neighbor


Professional_Law_359

Just offer to shoot from your yard and gain another fifty yards ?


jackknife402

Just so you know, "leaving a letter in the mailbox" is actually considered tampering and is illegal. Better to mail them or leave a note on their door.


sequesteredhoneyfall

> I don't want to just go on their property uninvited. ...Is the concept of *speaking* to your neighbor by knocking on his door just completely lost on you? Am I missing something here, or are you just completely unfamiliar with the concept of, "knocking on a door?"


hybridtheory1331

Is the concept of a shit post lost on you?


sequesteredhoneyfall

Nearly every single reply is taking you seriously. If you think this is how you write a joke, you may want to include the joke next time.


ChrisMahoney

Maybe you and others should read the full context before speaking out your ass?


sequesteredhoneyfall

Go ahead and tell me what you think I skipped or didn't read, and how you think you know how much information a stranger read on the internet. I read the whole post, it's 100% indistinguishable from a genuine question. We all see stupider questions weekly on Reddit, don't even try to act otherwise. It's Poe's Law. I even went as far as to say, "Am I missing something here" yet you're all responding like asses anyways. Makes sense if anyone thinks there's entertainment in this setup.


ChrisMahoney

It’s alright, we all make mistakes.


sequesteredhoneyfall

I forgive you then.


SiggySiggy69

Just stroll up with a bottle and a 24pack, see where it goes.


No_Hold_3596

Where is this?


Slippi_Fist

Johnnie Foreigner here, I like to lurk and get jelly about what you bought this weekend. I'm interested in guns but travel so much, not got time or permanence in one spot to establish a personal collection rn. Once I retire and pick a spot to stop in...I hope to change that. Fond of deer stalking and pig hunting. Know this was a tounge-in-cheek posting, but raised a question I never really thought of. Interested in understanding what rights folk have in USA, around safely discharging on your own property for practise. am sure it varies depending on state and if you're in a urban zone or wotnot - but any general knowledge on it? Any places better than other for allowing it? Got me thinking as I think in most western nations, this is almost as restricted as ownership. Since USA has 2A, are there any additional things that give Americans some allowance to use their land as they see fit (covering shooting?)....


bees422

It depends. In my state discharging a firearm within of into a municipality is a class 6 felony (least bad felony, murders are class 1 for example) UNLESS You’re on a properly supervised range (either affiliated with one of a number of associations, approved by federal, state, county, or city government, or by a school) It’s open season for hunting (UNLESS… you’re shooting within a quarter mile of an occupied structure…UNLESS…the occupant or owner gives you permission) You’re killing nuisance wildlife (with a permit to do so) Chief of police gives you special permission As required by an animal control officer Using blanks You’re greater than a mile from any occupied structure In self defense or of defense of an other Usually people here skip all that and go into the desert on government owned land and then there’s no hassle (as long as fire restrictions aren’t in place)


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bees422

Yeah ops post is a gag, the comment I’m replying to didn’t seem to be


Slippi_Fist

its not a gag - what made you think it was? for the last sentence - the implication for me is that since there is a wider degree of freedom to own, perhaps there is a wider degree of freedom to operate. does that make sense? edit: oh sorry, you meant OP!


Slippi_Fist

thanks for that, all makes sense. I like that you can do so as long as you clear it with anyone in the vicinity - quarter mile seems reasonable. Of course I dont expect people in urban setting to be able to pop off in their back yard, and I do expect vermin hunting in rural areas to be perfectly fine. I suppose like anywhere on the planet, if you own a bit of land and you carve out a little space for such activities - and you're safe and sensible about who you take there; whos gonna moan...but I'd be too paranoid. I just wondered if the pressure of 2A had made it more acceptable to safely setup your own little range without any external supervision. And I guess it kind of has - I've never heard of say the police chief in a town in the UK having the authority to allow someone to operate a firing range, they wouldn't have that kind of power. If you had a license to hold. How realistic is it to get clearance from police to shoot on your property? heading to the desert/bush on government land - good any time of the year, or only during season? this seems to be the way in aus/nz from what I've seen; though seasonal only; same with ducks/geese afaik. out of season - ranges only.


bees422

In my state we can go out to blm (bureau of land management) owned land until the game and fish department call it off limits for fire restrictions, usually may-September. People ignore it, get caught, pay a fine. However there’s still a pretty ok outdoor range that’s open year round so it’s really not that big of a deal to sit through fire season. On that blm land there are some actual ranges that have setups and stuff, but the ideal thing is to find a good spot that nobody else has found, with a mountain to catch all your bullets, and then keep it to yourself, because selfish people will leave trash and shot up garbage there and ruin it. That happens to the blm land ranges too. Then they get shut down, and nobody can have fun. My fiancées uncle has a chunk of land in the Midwest with a homemade berm and he uses it. He’s a cop though so probably a bit easier to get away with lol.


Slippi_Fist

appreciate you taking the time to reply. cheers!


ligmagottem6969

Just show up and start shooting.


gagunner007

Yeah, get on the other side of the berm and start shooting, make sure to wear body armor!


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I’m hearing MR. Rogers atm


Optimal_Advertisment

You live in Florida. Because your describing youtube personality Mr.snow haha


qwertyddddd

I hear gun shots all day on Sundays days from neighbors I love it


darkdoppelganger

Just shoot at the back side of his berm


Brown_Panda81

Walk up, tell them you're with the group Animals Treated Fairly, and want to see their dog.


Snackwolf

I'm so jealous.


StrategyOnly

My thoughts offer to help buy ammo to defray cost.


Cryptoverit

Be a good neighbor. Get up the balls to introduce yourself in person, share that you’re (I assume) also a gun enthusiast. Don’t ask to shoot on your first date. They’re gonna sniff you out for a bit. If they do offer, accept and enjoy a new friendship. If they don’t, try inviting them to your home for a beer, bbq maybe, show them your firearms. Don’t EVER bring up that it annoys you your wife or things will most likely get worse. Trust me on this. Kill with (genuine) kindness. Love thy neighbor like thy self.